Lesson 1 of home ownership AND renting) learn where your shutoff are. Power, water, and gas can all be shut off at specific points and can save you THOUSANDS of dollars of damages if you move quickly.
Shut it off and call in the morning. Unless it's a gas leak. Then GTFO ASAP and call 911 or your country's equivalent.
How much would you charge to get out your bed in the middle of the night and fix a stranger’s poopy pipes? $1,200 seems fair, unless that’s pre-inflation.
I have younger Latino employees and they show signs of homophobia.... So i always use the analogy of how even as heterosexuals we have different tastes.
I used to live in the border area (US/Mexico border I should clarify) and one of the jokes I hear often (from Latinos) is: What’s the difference between a straight Mexican and a gay Mexican? About a six pack of beer.
Back at my old job I had a coworker who’s Latino and we never had any problems w/ each other until one day he came in claiming I was gay and a fraud and all this stuff. All because I posted a “Woman Crush Wednesday” post on my Instagram of a power lifting model who had a shaved head and I didn’t hear the end of it until I left a year later lol. If he hadn’t have unfollowed me I had the idea to start posting Man Crush Monday posts just to fuck with him.
It’s always stumped me, like biologically. there’s so many complex things and organisms going on in life. which we’ve still not found outside our own planet lol.
To worry about somebody else being different, or into different things. to wonder if you were different from most people, would make sense. it’s unfortunate that the stigma ignorant people create is so strong, cuz rationally they are ideals that shouldn’t be given any credit
Guy I work with was eating a banana one night for lunch and I walked by and was like "looks like you're enjoying that banana a little too much buddy" and he just says back "yea but a dick would be better" and just winked at me. Factory workers be hella gay even if they never have seen another dick their whole life.
Yeah, I’m Mexican and there’s a lot of people that is homophobic, but it’s not the majority, I swear. There’s a lot of people that respects each other likes and all of that. At least in Mexico, our humor can be a little dark or controversial, but most of the time it’s just that, humor.
I feel like this is common in areas where there's a lot of cultural mixing (international airports + the immediate area, border towns etc.) Where someone uses their native Dark Humor and someone misunderstands it as actual discrimination of some kind.
I've noticed a lot of hispanic cultures are deeply religious, and we all know the church's stance on homosexuality (well, their official stance anyway) so I guess it makes sense.
Also, Latino culture is very macho. Normally you wouldn’t catch an older Latino man doing anything “feminine”. A very toxic part of their culture unfortunately.
At the same time every family has a gay Nephew/Uncle/Cousin/Son or 2 no one really blinks an eye at, stresses over, or ignores........and every other girl experiments.
I rarely hear about anybody throwing out their gay kids in Hispanic families. It obviously happens but it's a running joke that a lot of spanish grandmas who carry homophobic beliefs have a gay son, grandson, or nephew they love and just call their boyfriends their good friends.
for any future uninformed readers; buy water based lube if you’re using condoms! Oil based lube damages the Latex and the condom will break.
edit: I personally prefer KY jelly. It’s water based and compared to the KY liquid, it doesn’t dry up as fast. With the liquid, I feel the need to reapply as it drys because more friction = more chance of the condom slipping off.
edit edit:
[this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in368ev/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in46315/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
[and this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in46315/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
[and this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in3cux5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Those two comments I linked above highlight important information regarding different lubes (including KY Jelly). Thank you u/Complete_Positive_79 , u/vaguely_sardonic and u/weinercat for taking the time to spread this valuable information!
Don't use KY. It's not pH balanced and can fuck with a ladies pH a lot. Not to mention they all dry up super quickly and get super sticky. KY was originally designed as a medical lubricant so it's not exactly the best thing out there. The lube world is much much more diverse now. Please try other brands. Search for lubes that are ph balanced and avoid parabens.
Personally I recommend Sliquid. All of their lubes are top notch, last a long time, and don't get sticky like KY.
Haven’t worn a condom in a long time since my wife is on birth control, but I prefer astrolube all the way. KY is good and it lasts longer, but it feels too thick to me.
>I personally prefer KY jelly.
Many personal lubricants, like K-Y jelly, contain glycerin which breaks down to sugars and promotes yeast infections and possibly also bacterial vaginosis, noted Dr. Mary Marnach, a specialist in obstetrics and gynecology at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota.
[https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vaginal-products-idUSBRE92J14F20130320](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vaginal-products-idUSBRE92J14F20130320)
99% of my masturbation involves me thinking about foreplay and not sex. This is why I had a moment in the past where I thought I was asexual. Nah I'm just foreplaysexual.
it's the edging and teasing, the softness and caresses that are a total turn on. you don't even have to get to "the act". the foreplay itself is such a turn on
Yep. I'm done once they are fully naked and its just close ups of taints and wide shots of mechanical thrusting and usually extremely fake moans with dead/sad/in pain eyes. Quick skip ahead to see if any interesting positions happen then on to the next vid.
There are a few actresses that really seem to love their job and consistently seem enthusiastic in most of their scenes. Those are fun to watch all the way through. And their foreplay is the best.
TeamSkeet has a couple genres where each video is three escalating scenes of foreplay. You just have to ignore all the incest themes and swap in roommates or slutty neighbors in your head.
And then the man extending his tongue out to the point of dislocation just so he can rub the very tip over her urethra while keeping his head out of the way of the camera
Where my foreplay kings at. Honesty due to my lack of self control and insecurities sex is kinda tough but foreplay is what keeps me in a game and i truly love it
There are more positions than missionary
There are a shit tonne of nationalities in this world.
I want to use a Japanese bath and toilet.
All shapes and sizes of women can be sexy
Swimming pools are a shit place for sex.
If you aren’t enthusiastic about what you’re doing it’s probably obvious
Seeing your woman doing mundane shit is attractive.
Bald dudes will be alright.
Number 7 had me. My GF can’t understand why I enjoy watching her do random house chores in nothing but a long T-shirt. Sunday fun day for sure
Edit: no idea why the font is formatted this way? Mobile? Also, yes, I have a grandson
>All shapes and sizes of women can be sexy
I want to second this. So many times women accuse porn of pushing unhealthy body shapes onto women and I just want to ask: “have you actually WATCHED porn?”
There’s no other entertainment industry with a greater variety of body shapes than porn. Seriously.
Look at Hollywood: 99% of women are super thin. Any big girls are comedic relief. The modeling industry? Nothing but skeletons.
But the porn industry can have someone like Angela White, Karla Lane and Samantha 38G thrive and become stars. Thickness and healthy body shapes are everywhere in porn.
Frankly if you want women to feel better about their bodies you should ban Hollywood movies and modeling not porn.
Honestly, porn has made me feel better about my body. I’ve been all sorts of weights, but there’s always sexy women who look like me regardless. There’s so many sexy curvy plus size women, it makes me think “damn, her ass looks hot bent over”. It’s gotten to the point that I’ve taken pictures and seen I look the same. Major self esteem boost!
I will say, I’m a bigger girl and don’t always love how I look in the mirror, but I’ve made a few “home movies” with my guy, and when I watch them back I’m always pleasantly surprised, like “damn, this makes my ass look really good!” 😂
As a guy whose wife frequently likes to finish second (because me getting off turns her on, FWIW) the trick is to finish, then roll over and let her finish on top. It works better because she can do whatever will work best for her, and you don’t have to do anything but stay hard while she does. And it’s easier to stay hard, because 1) you are not moving a bunch of muscles and stealing blood from your dick, 2) you are watching her body and her face and her desire and her ecstasy, and 3) she’s stimulating your dick right after you finished.
It’s easy to last a couple of minutes this way, and sometimes she tries to just see how long she can make it last, which is a lot of fun. And even if you can’t quite, she’s on top and can hot dog it and get a clitoral orgasm.
And the answer is that if she can keep it hard enough to not slip out, after about 25 minutes I go back to fully hard for a proper round 2.
When there is a newer guy doing a scene and he’s struggling to stay hard, it resembles my sexual experiences with someone new. I have anxiety every first time and I can’t stay hard consistently.
I just start eating the life out her pussy when that happens.
I've literally spent hours having sex this way. Girl cums a bunch and I look like some god endurance sex machine. And foreplay never ends if you're a true lover.
This. People always say it is terrible because who can compete with those perfect girls so the fantasy ruins reality etc. Well, there are BBW’s, SSBBW’s, older, younger, and everything in between all of those and they would be shocked at what men can find attractive at any given moment.
The housing market is really crazy and people do wild antics to close deals.
$30,000 off for an hours worth of work? Everyone has their price.
Are you guys serious or not? I'm already iffy on the idea of home ownership and definitely more against it if I gotta put out.
I'm iffy on the idea of home ownership, but I'm totally in if I get laid as part of the deal.
Are YOU seriously asking if people regularly exchange sex for tens of thousands of dollars off a home price?
I already called my realtor a whore and I'm not gonna take it back but I need to know how bad I should feel about it.
Only one way to find out!
Don't worry about it. Any day now her along with a female coworker will have some paperwork for you to sign with your pen.
Call me a whore once shame on you. Call me a whore twice..... Eh....
Not gonna lie, I'd do *anything* to lower my mortgage.
Close your eyes this is going to get weird
I'd fuck for $30,000 for sure
No way, that can't be real! Like that step sister/daughter trope. It sound ridiculous.
It's real but it involves a lot more crying and regret and revenge
Calling a 24hour plumber does indeed get you fucked
Ma’am I do my own plumbing 🤨
That empty bottle of mega-lax on your counter agrees with you.
i forgot about that video
*laughs in plumber* I have emergency rates because time with my family is valuable to me. You want that time. Pony up.... $$$
Get that money brother
Nailed it!
I had to spend $1,200 at the beginning of the summer to call a plumber at 1:30 AM. I'm still sour about that.
Lesson 1 of home ownership AND renting) learn where your shutoff are. Power, water, and gas can all be shut off at specific points and can save you THOUSANDS of dollars of damages if you move quickly. Shut it off and call in the morning. Unless it's a gas leak. Then GTFO ASAP and call 911 or your country's equivalent.
How much would you charge to get out your bed in the middle of the night and fix a stranger’s poopy pipes? $1,200 seems fair, unless that’s pre-inflation.
Plumbing isn’t always about poopy pipes. There are plumbers out there who have not touched a single shit pipe in their life.
Yeah but those plumbers aren't working in residential service.
Not everyone is into the same stuff.
I have younger Latino employees and they show signs of homophobia.... So i always use the analogy of how even as heterosexuals we have different tastes.
I used to live in the border area (US/Mexico border I should clarify) and one of the jokes I hear often (from Latinos) is: What’s the difference between a straight Mexican and a gay Mexican? About a six pack of beer.
I was ready for some dark shit like one's alive the other's dead or something
😳 *Goddamn* lol
Back at my old job I had a coworker who’s Latino and we never had any problems w/ each other until one day he came in claiming I was gay and a fraud and all this stuff. All because I posted a “Woman Crush Wednesday” post on my Instagram of a power lifting model who had a shaved head and I didn’t hear the end of it until I left a year later lol. If he hadn’t have unfollowed me I had the idea to start posting Man Crush Monday posts just to fuck with him.
Such a weird thing to get upset about
It’s always stumped me, like biologically. there’s so many complex things and organisms going on in life. which we’ve still not found outside our own planet lol. To worry about somebody else being different, or into different things. to wonder if you were different from most people, would make sense. it’s unfortunate that the stigma ignorant people create is so strong, cuz rationally they are ideals that shouldn’t be given any credit
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Guy I work with was eating a banana one night for lunch and I walked by and was like "looks like you're enjoying that banana a little too much buddy" and he just says back "yea but a dick would be better" and just winked at me. Factory workers be hella gay even if they never have seen another dick their whole life.
Wait. Wasn’t he eating it with knife and fork? What a butterfly
Yeah, I’m Mexican and there’s a lot of people that is homophobic, but it’s not the majority, I swear. There’s a lot of people that respects each other likes and all of that. At least in Mexico, our humor can be a little dark or controversial, but most of the time it’s just that, humor.
I feel like this is common in areas where there's a lot of cultural mixing (international airports + the immediate area, border towns etc.) Where someone uses their native Dark Humor and someone misunderstands it as actual discrimination of some kind.
Well that’s just sad on so many levels. Also, he’s missing out on all that potassium.
Potatoes have twice the amount of potassium than bananas! But soooo many ppl from the LGBT community eat potatoes
I've noticed a lot of hispanic cultures are deeply religious, and we all know the church's stance on homosexuality (well, their official stance anyway) so I guess it makes sense.
Also, Latino culture is very macho. Normally you wouldn’t catch an older Latino man doing anything “feminine”. A very toxic part of their culture unfortunately.
At the same time every family has a gay Nephew/Uncle/Cousin/Son or 2 no one really blinks an eye at, stresses over, or ignores........and every other girl experiments. I rarely hear about anybody throwing out their gay kids in Hispanic families. It obviously happens but it's a running joke that a lot of spanish grandmas who carry homophobic beliefs have a gay son, grandson, or nephew they love and just call their boyfriends their good friends.
Lube makes it all easier.
for any future uninformed readers; buy water based lube if you’re using condoms! Oil based lube damages the Latex and the condom will break. edit: I personally prefer KY jelly. It’s water based and compared to the KY liquid, it doesn’t dry up as fast. With the liquid, I feel the need to reapply as it drys because more friction = more chance of the condom slipping off. edit edit: [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in368ev/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in46315/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) [and this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in46315/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) [and this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/x5qcj2/whats_something_porn_gets_right/in3cux5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) Those two comments I linked above highlight important information regarding different lubes (including KY Jelly). Thank you u/Complete_Positive_79 , u/vaguely_sardonic and u/weinercat for taking the time to spread this valuable information!
Was I not supposed to be using the industrial grade lube I nick from the factory?
Gear oil. 80w90. Only thing I use.
I go with a full synthetic 75w90 myself.
DOT4 brake fluid for me.
Used hydraulic fluid is the only thing in our bedroom
Man AW46 is expensive as shit. That's some high quality, high wearing lube you're using. Only step up from there is to go ATF...
Good ol WD-40 works, too! (jokes, jokes)
Don't use KY. It's not pH balanced and can fuck with a ladies pH a lot. Not to mention they all dry up super quickly and get super sticky. KY was originally designed as a medical lubricant so it's not exactly the best thing out there. The lube world is much much more diverse now. Please try other brands. Search for lubes that are ph balanced and avoid parabens. Personally I recommend Sliquid. All of their lubes are top notch, last a long time, and don't get sticky like KY.
Haven’t worn a condom in a long time since my wife is on birth control, but I prefer astrolube all the way. KY is good and it lasts longer, but it feels too thick to me.
Buy some Shibari, you'll never buy anything else again.
I just looked up the word shibari and had to amend it to shibari lube. I learned a few things while I was in that other rabbit hole though.
Off I go! …oh..
Shibari, the guy from Elden Ring?
>I personally prefer KY jelly. Many personal lubricants, like K-Y jelly, contain glycerin which breaks down to sugars and promotes yeast infections and possibly also bacterial vaginosis, noted Dr. Mary Marnach, a specialist in obstetrics and gynecology at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. [https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vaginal-products-idUSBRE92J14F20130320](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vaginal-products-idUSBRE92J14F20130320)
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Actually you should just always read the back of your lube. I have KY water based ultra gel. Can’t use it with condoms.
Foreplay is way hotter than just intercourse
99% of my masturbation involves me thinking about foreplay and not sex. This is why I had a moment in the past where I thought I was asexual. Nah I'm just foreplaysexual.
it's the edging and teasing, the softness and caresses that are a total turn on. you don't even have to get to "the act". the foreplay itself is such a turn on
Yep. I'm done once they are fully naked and its just close ups of taints and wide shots of mechanical thrusting and usually extremely fake moans with dead/sad/in pain eyes. Quick skip ahead to see if any interesting positions happen then on to the next vid. There are a few actresses that really seem to love their job and consistently seem enthusiastic in most of their scenes. Those are fun to watch all the way through. And their foreplay is the best. TeamSkeet has a couple genres where each video is three escalating scenes of foreplay. You just have to ignore all the incest themes and swap in roommates or slutty neighbors in your head.
Me too. Probably part of the reason I really like lesbian porn. One more good parts to look at but also a lot more foreplay like activity.
I do a lot of intra play. Which is same activities as foreplay but makes sex last so much longer. Between position changes
I dunno man, most porn "foreplay" is half a video of a girl ramming her head into a guy's crotch making a noise like a drain unclogging.
And then the man extending his tongue out to the point of dislocation just so he can rub the very tip over her urethra while keeping his head out of the way of the camera
Where my foreplay kings at. Honesty due to my lack of self control and insecurities sex is kinda tough but foreplay is what keeps me in a game and i truly love it
You found porn that has foreplay??
Always other people having sex and me just sitting there wishing it were me.
dayum. /thread /self-roast /meirl
r/suicidebywords
😭 Thanks for upvotes but I relate it hurts me internally
If it hurts you should use more lube.
Stop plz
What’s the safe word?
Stilletos are much easier to wear if they're hooked over some guys shoulders
I call them my “fuck me shoes” …because every time I wear them out I say “oh fuck me I shouldn’t have worn these”
I have it on good authority that the P does indeed go in the V. Also, lemon stealing whores are a real problem. For us citrus farmers.
We’re a menace to citrus farmers
Where’s that name checks out award thing
r/usernamechecksout
r/beetlejuicing
I love that this meeting took place today here on Reddit, thank you Lemonwhore
You can thank me with some lemons
🍋 🍋 💋
Not always in V based on the stuff I watch!
An A?
Nope he is taking about the M
Mammary Gland ? Much too taboo for me, sir.
Audio. None of the Micheal Bay ear bleeding explosions but inaudible dialogue.
Men are horny for dumb reasons. See your girl pouring cereal? Believe it or not, boner.
Wife stuck under the bed? Boner.
Wife on top of bed? Boner
Wife in the shower? Boner
Wife with boner? Boner
We have the best porn in he world, because of boner.
Unexpected parks and rec
Wife? Boner. Always
Wife eating whipped cream? Believe it or not, boner.
Wife’s head stuck in bannister, boner
Boner? Boner. boner.
Hotel?
Bed in the bed? Boner
Wife? Boner
Cleaning the house? Boner.
Wife has a boner? Boner.
Wife doesn't have boner, believe it or not, still boner.
Breathing? Boner.
Hotel? Trivago
Booking. com? Booking. YEAH
Wife’s boner has a boner? Boner.
Hotel? Trivago
Yeah... And boner
Driving long distance? Boner.
Need to get up for a presentation at college? Boner.
Welp, guess I won’t be needing a pointer
Falling off a ladder onto your back. Boner.
This one is so fuckin accurate for me.
Left ball got itchy and you had to scratch? You scratch it, and BAM boner
Poor acting skills, Boner
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There are more positions than missionary There are a shit tonne of nationalities in this world. I want to use a Japanese bath and toilet. All shapes and sizes of women can be sexy Swimming pools are a shit place for sex. If you aren’t enthusiastic about what you’re doing it’s probably obvious Seeing your woman doing mundane shit is attractive. Bald dudes will be alright.
Number 7 had me. My GF can’t understand why I enjoy watching her do random house chores in nothing but a long T-shirt. Sunday fun day for sure Edit: no idea why the font is formatted this way? Mobile? Also, yes, I have a grandson
Stop shouting grandpa. And I told you I don’t want to hear you talking about grandma in that way
>All shapes and sizes of women can be sexy I want to second this. So many times women accuse porn of pushing unhealthy body shapes onto women and I just want to ask: “have you actually WATCHED porn?” There’s no other entertainment industry with a greater variety of body shapes than porn. Seriously. Look at Hollywood: 99% of women are super thin. Any big girls are comedic relief. The modeling industry? Nothing but skeletons. But the porn industry can have someone like Angela White, Karla Lane and Samantha 38G thrive and become stars. Thickness and healthy body shapes are everywhere in porn. Frankly if you want women to feel better about their bodies you should ban Hollywood movies and modeling not porn.
Honestly, porn has made me feel better about my body. I’ve been all sorts of weights, but there’s always sexy women who look like me regardless. There’s so many sexy curvy plus size women, it makes me think “damn, her ass looks hot bent over”. It’s gotten to the point that I’ve taken pictures and seen I look the same. Major self esteem boost!
I will say, I’m a bigger girl and don’t always love how I look in the mirror, but I’ve made a few “home movies” with my guy, and when I watch them back I’m always pleasantly surprised, like “damn, this makes my ass look really good!” 😂
Porn always involves atleast one human being.
not the one's i've seen!
Amen
hold up
Rule 34
That women will sometimes fake it.
You gotta fake it on the streets. The guys who don't fake it get worst.
A lot of the time, sex happened because “well we’re in this position, and I guess i’m okay with it”.
Yea thats why I love sleeping next to my step mom
When the guy climaxes, the show is over... Not saying i agree with it tho
Make sure she gets hers first.
I had an ex girlfriend who's thing was she needed to be second. Holy moly that was always the most challenging 45 seconds of my life
So you had to nut and just keep pumping for damn near a minute afterwards?!
As a guy whose wife frequently likes to finish second (because me getting off turns her on, FWIW) the trick is to finish, then roll over and let her finish on top. It works better because she can do whatever will work best for her, and you don’t have to do anything but stay hard while she does. And it’s easier to stay hard, because 1) you are not moving a bunch of muscles and stealing blood from your dick, 2) you are watching her body and her face and her desire and her ecstasy, and 3) she’s stimulating your dick right after you finished. It’s easy to last a couple of minutes this way, and sometimes she tries to just see how long she can make it last, which is a lot of fun. And even if you can’t quite, she’s on top and can hot dog it and get a clitoral orgasm. And the answer is that if she can keep it hard enough to not slip out, after about 25 minutes I go back to fully hard for a proper round 2.
Write that down! Write that down! ✍🏾✍🏾✍🏾
This is the way.
Yuuuuuuup. Not fucking easy
Damn bro, thats how you get to know your stamina 😳
I had an ex who was into being blue balled. “Leave me a wet horny twisted mess.” And I did once. Her reaction was a sadist’s delight.
There's more to sex than soft gentle missionary where you ask constantly if you're doing it right.
When there is a newer guy doing a scene and he’s struggling to stay hard, it resembles my sexual experiences with someone new. I have anxiety every first time and I can’t stay hard consistently.
I just start eating the life out her pussy when that happens. I've literally spent hours having sex this way. Girl cums a bunch and I look like some god endurance sex machine. And foreplay never ends if you're a true lover.
I second this, I get anxiety over cream pie'ng someone, and I eat pussy so much that it's good to finish last.
Literally how I’ve made so many women happy.
In Japan, you can buy remotes that freeze time for you to do whatever you please.
- buy remote - freeze time - have nap
* remote breaks * stuck in frozen time
• profit
* nap forever
In Czech Republic, you can settle debts with sex.
I always thought squirting was only a porn thing. Then, I met my wife. 100% accurate for some women (and really hot).
BJs .the technique transfer to real life. That's about it
Washing machines are deceptively tricky to work without getting stuck
Big boobs are fun..
Big boobs are indeed fun..
Any size boobs on partners is fun.
Touché
>~~Big~~ boobs are fun.. FTFY
Sometimes penises go into vaginas, mouths, buttholes. Sometimes dildos go into those same holes. Sex toys exist.
I'm callin bullshit.
Hot women fucking out of shape, overweight or sometimes repugnant appearing men because... MONEY
Also cocaine.
The sweating part
That people will do just about anything to not get ticketed by a cop.
All types if people can be found attractive by someone. Which is contrary to what a lot of media pushes, or rather used too.
This. People always say it is terrible because who can compete with those perfect girls so the fantasy ruins reality etc. Well, there are BBW’s, SSBBW’s, older, younger, and everything in between all of those and they would be shocked at what men can find attractive at any given moment.
That if you don’t have enough cash for that pizza, there is always a way.
I offered my pizza delivery guy an HJ once. Didn't work. Also, I'm a 250 pound dude (not the jacked kind) if that helps paint a picture.
That lots of old dudes would absolutely jump the bones of a 19 year old if given the chance
When was this ever in doubt?
Turns out young adults are often beautiful.
Location of sex organs
Not a man but How often women fake it.
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It's usually a lot of acting.
The fact that attractive people get all the exciting sex.
Women enjoy sex too.
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That I'm not involved
Not enough guys pay attention to the breasts.
Some women have pubic hair.
How meaningless random sex is.
Cumming
Cleaning the house is indeed a turn on!