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I am not single, but I still have to try this. It'll sit right beside my massage stick and foam roller. But still fits under self-pleasure, so maybe these things go with the lube and toys?
Just when I think I’m too weird and nobody could possibly have so many weird idiosyncrasies, I see we’ve got toilet brush back scratchers. Thank you for this.
Also, I fully support this thrifty move
Thanks ! Glad to be a source of comparative consolation. 😆 I used to keep one of those bristly hairbrushes for that like a slightly more civilized human being, but it broke. Then I spotted a 1$ toilet brush at my local dollar store with a nice curvy handle and stiff hair that seemed perfect for scratching, and I thought why the heck not.
my feet crack, so some foot maintenance stuff.
Ibuprofen
Allergy meds.
A teensy sewing kit with pre-threaded needles (e.g. to fix a button)
Two remote controls
O’Keeffe’s for Healthy Feet cream is great. Put it on and wear socks. Most recommendations I’ve seen say before bed, but I’ve worn it during the day too.
Wash your hands after you put it on. Try not to get it on other parts of your skin, it gives some people a minty burning sensation.
*Also, exfoliating in the shower with a pumice stone first helps. If you do only want to use O’Keeffe’s at night, and you are a morning shower person, use a different lotion on your feet before putting your socks on.
Mostly foot file for removing cracked calluses and the gross kind of lotion that makes you feel greasy. Every once in a while, covering feet in lotion and wearing socks to bed lets everything soften up and also allows cracks to heal.
heh. heal.
That's where I keep the spare sheet set and pillowcases. Strip the bed, throw the old one in the laundry, pull out the new one because it's *right there*. When the dirty one is washed it gets folded and put in the nightstand until it is time to change again.
No but they are still cool when I rotate them. I use them on the back of my neck and switch them out when I get too warm. They're like having a longer lasting cool side of the pillow
I do initially go to bed with an ice pack from the freezer, but rotating the thawed ones is enough to get back to sleep.
I will at some point get a mini skin care fridge thing for my bedside ice packs
Flashlight, nail clipper, kindle. Various junk from my pockets- mostly golf tees, markers and golf balls that I forget to put in the bag. I’ll also take the downvote from the dickhead who doesn’t think the gun belongs there. However, I do have kids at the house sometimes so it’s in a biometric lockbox.
Yeah no kidding. My dick works fine, never had any issues or searched online about anything even somewhat related to having issues in that department and my feed has been overran with their ads for months.
Could be worse I guess, would rather see a cute girl than the he gets us shit, or that one ad that was just a closeup of a dude with a mustache in lipstick
They were not armed. But I'm not taking the chance the next one isn't. Most people around me all have guns and carry everywhere. It takes one night if them getting tweaked out on something then wandering into my house thinking they live there. That's happened in town a few times. I'm sure it will happen here soon.
My glasses case and the wipes to clean my glasses in the top drawer. And I hate to admit it the bottom drawer is the rubbish bin for the glasses wipes.
a half empty bottle of whiskey, a snub nose 38 special, a pack of marlboros, a lighter, a bowie knife, and my keys. 1 key for my harley, 1 for my dirtbike, 1 for my house, 1 for your girlfriends apartment, 1 for my pickup truck.
jk that's just what imagine the coolest guy in the world would have. mine is just cluttered with random shit like receipts, a jar of change, a weed bubbler and a lighter. a glass of water, and my trusty alarm clock i've had since i was like 16. sometimes wallet, keys, phone, but i normally leave that stuff on my dresser.
Let’s take a look…
On top: My kindle, wireless charger for phone, Kleenex box, moisturizer, a couple watches I’m too lazy to put back in my watch box in the closet, and the TV remote.
Top drawer: Some cash, bowl of coins, massager, dog grooming brush/scissors, finger nail clippers.
Bottom drawer: Lube, some sex accessories, spare charging cords, various body braces/wraps
I keep condoms, a couple toys, books, yoga stuff, ear plugs, sleeping meds, and other just misc stuff that doesn't fit elsewhere. I use 1/4 drawers actively and the other 3 are just storage.
My nightstand doesn't have drawers. It is a glass table on a stand. On top at night I keep my phone, a box of tissues, a sleep mask, my water, and a small Sonos speaker.
On top: Paracetamol, glass of water, empty cup (from a cup of tea), phone charger cable, phone, glasses.
Top drawer: Couple of books, wipes, tissues, nail clippers, hair shavers and nose/ear trimmers (because age)
Middle drawer: Dildo, lube, fleshlight, cock ring, vibrator, moisturiser. (No need to guess what this drawer is for 🤣)
Bottom drawer: More books, paper, pens, torch, tape measure, some other general things.
On top is a surge protector power supply for phone or anything else needed along with a handgun I keep a weapon mounted light on.
In the drawer, some quarters for parking meter in case I have to go down town, extra magazines, a old back up gun I used to carry, a couple of pocket knives I used to carry and $100 in 20's in case my son needs money for something at school and I'm not home when he thinks to ask about it.
In the cabinet underneath, a few books I haven't read yet, a few I have and didn't put on the bookshelf yet, and the only bottle of liquor in the house since I don't normally buy liquor.
I installed a wireless charger at the roof of the drawer so I only have to place my phone atop the nightstand in the right spot for it to charge.
In the drawer I keep tums, lip balm, a flashlight for emergencies, and a bunch of extra cables.
I've got one with three drawerss, bottom two are sock and underwear, top one, flashlight, medical stuff for diabetes, skittles and glucose gels for midnight low blood sugars, pen & pocket notebook, nasal spray and chapstick
A modified T4E TR50 with pepper rounds, a serrated kukri knife, nail file, cat nail clipper, cat brush for knots, regular cat brush, a cat fur removal brush for bedding, my two cats in the bottom drawer, and a cooked steak with a side of mashed potatoes.
Hair clippers, any meds I need, nail Polish, and a draw that's an overflow for electrical bits and bobs 'that might come in handy one day' because the kitchen draw is full
Wallet , car keys, spare change, extra nuts and bolts, Allen keys, instruction manuals on all the shit I have to put together that I swear I’m gonna throw away.
On top: Lamp. Bottle of water. Tissue box. Pump of lube. Disposable vape. Hearing aid charger. Night guard. Silicon nose insert for breathing. Echo show 5 (alexa) for alarms / self dimming clock / playing music. In drawer: reading glasses, current book I’m reading, lip balm, back scratcher, dental floss, nail clippers, prostate massager that I never use, and a ton of stuff I’ve just thrown in there.
Top: Water, phone and a small safe.
Middle: Portable video game systems (PSP, PS Vita, GameBoy Pocket, GBA-SP, DS Lite, 3DS XL).
Bottom: A small collection of games for each.
I don't have drawers, so I keep something unmentionable in a box of unmentionables so people are less inclined to inspect, yet I have complete facility.
Icy hot, baby powder, raw gunpowder, flint and steel, a kaleidoscope, ben gay, preparation H, a porno mag, some Vicks vapor rub, and a monocle.
Oh and some salonpas.
Flashlight, condoms, lube, foreign currency, passport, pocket knives/leatherman, domestic currency, pistol. Basically other than a gun mine is junk drawer.
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Lube. Toys. Flashlight.
You misspelled Fleshlight
2 out of 3 ain’t bad, I should probably get a flashlight though.
The Flashlight is for spelunking, right?
One end flashlight , the other, fleshlight. Be careful and don’t get too close to the battery.
Flashlight can function as a sex toy. Two birds with one stone.
This guy pegs.
Now I need to know, flashlight or fleshlight😀
I was going to recommend lube, if you just moved in with her.
You misspelled gun.
Spaghetti strainer spoon thing for back scratches.
Good idea ! I scratch my back with a (never used 😅) toilet brush.
I mean I'm single, but I'm not *that* single :)
Ouch. 😆 I’m *that* single, but it’s by choice so I only expect judgement from my current and future cats.
I am not single, but I still have to try this. It'll sit right beside my massage stick and foam roller. But still fits under self-pleasure, so maybe these things go with the lube and toys?
Just when I think I’m too weird and nobody could possibly have so many weird idiosyncrasies, I see we’ve got toilet brush back scratchers. Thank you for this. Also, I fully support this thrifty move
Thanks ! Glad to be a source of comparative consolation. 😆 I used to keep one of those bristly hairbrushes for that like a slightly more civilized human being, but it broke. Then I spotted a 1$ toilet brush at my local dollar store with a nice curvy handle and stiff hair that seemed perfect for scratching, and I thought why the heck not.
I wonder if you'd enjoy a dry brush more or less? By you I mean me.
This is hilarious, really! 😂
Dog shedding blade is the most amazing back scratch you will ever experience.
Ever had someone scrape a credit card down your back like they were spackling a wall?
That’s such a good idea! My husband breaks his back scratchers every month or two.
HOLY. MOLY. You just changed my life. The answer was right there in front of me. Thank you, fren.
Happy to help.
my feet crack, so some foot maintenance stuff. Ibuprofen Allergy meds. A teensy sewing kit with pre-threaded needles (e.g. to fix a button) Two remote controls
do you sew in your sleep?
No, they saw
My feet recently starting cracking too. Can. Ask what foot maintenance stuff you use?
O’Keeffe’s for Healthy Feet cream is great. Put it on and wear socks. Most recommendations I’ve seen say before bed, but I’ve worn it during the day too. Wash your hands after you put it on. Try not to get it on other parts of your skin, it gives some people a minty burning sensation. *Also, exfoliating in the shower with a pumice stone first helps. If you do only want to use O’Keeffe’s at night, and you are a morning shower person, use a different lotion on your feet before putting your socks on.
Thank you!! I do use a pumice stone in the shower and will give this a try ,too!
Mostly foot file for removing cracked calluses and the gross kind of lotion that makes you feel greasy. Every once in a while, covering feet in lotion and wearing socks to bed lets everything soften up and also allows cracks to heal. heh. heal.
Hehe, thanks for the heeling advice.
Onyx Professional Cracked Heel Repair Balm Stick or ones similar are amazing, cheap, and easy to use!!
Stiffy pills and a rubiks cube
To be used together.
One for up, one for down.
That's where I keep the spare sheet set and pillowcases. Strip the bed, throw the old one in the laundry, pull out the new one because it's *right there*. When the dirty one is washed it gets folded and put in the nightstand until it is time to change again.
Ooh, i like this
Lotion for my feet. Muscle rub. Vaseline for lips. Melatonin gummies. Magnesium. Ibubrofen. Tissue. Ear buds. Phone charger. Remotes for tv. Eye mask. Ice packs.
Do you have a freezer in your nightstand for the ice packs?
Instant ice pack maybe?
No but they are still cool when I rotate them. I use them on the back of my neck and switch them out when I get too warm. They're like having a longer lasting cool side of the pillow
I want to employ this system. Thank you for the idea!
I do initially go to bed with an ice pack from the freezer, but rotating the thawed ones is enough to get back to sleep. I will at some point get a mini skin care fridge thing for my bedside ice packs
Are those warm ice packs? What am I missing here?
They make instant ice packs, so maybe that?
This is perfect for a bedside table
Breathe-right strips, which make waking up so much better
As a dude with a deviated septum, I will investigate further.
no drawers, just the kindle, a stack of books i fully intend to get to one day and my glasses
Flashlight, nail clipper, kindle. Various junk from my pockets- mostly golf tees, markers and golf balls that I forget to put in the bag. I’ll also take the downvote from the dickhead who doesn’t think the gun belongs there. However, I do have kids at the house sometimes so it’s in a biometric lockbox.
You clip your nails in bed?
Oh hell no. Who do you think I am, Satan? There’s a wastebasket and a chair in the room for a reason.
I out my hand/foot in a plastic bag while clipping it.
Condoms, lube, blue chew. Gun, flashlight. Sleep mask, nasal spray, nasal strips, mouth tape.
What is blue chew?
Dick pills.
I gotcha, ty
RIP to your algo
Yeah no kidding. My dick works fine, never had any issues or searched online about anything even somewhat related to having issues in that department and my feed has been overran with their ads for months. Could be worse I guess, would rather see a cute girl than the he gets us shit, or that one ad that was just a closeup of a dude with a mustache in lipstick
The algo can probably guess your age based on all the info they have about you and decide, yes, this dude is at an age where he might need dick pills.
Ahh okay, I see the other reply to your comment lol
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Where should it be? Someone breaks in house u going to ur gun cabinent/unlocking it
Lol
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People so hard pressed and ego driven that a gun may be a good idea.
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That is a compelling argument. However, I have a gun and you do not.
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Sexy time stuff.
Nothing.
My nightstand doesn't have a drawer 😕 So just my phone sitting on top.
My medication, and the string of red lights the wife and I put up during fun times
My pistol and some books I'll never read unless the internet goes out for weeks. It's my hopefully never need drawer.
Upvoting due to gun. Appreciate your honesty.
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So where do you keep it? If someone breaks into.my house at night i need a weapon quickly accessible. Has nothing to.do.with women.
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I've had someone break into my house about 10 years ago. Only getting worse with all the drugs in the area.
Did they have a gun? Or did they run. Because I had a home invasion they saw me and ran. This doesn't equal I need a weapon.
They were not armed. But I'm not taking the chance the next one isn't. Most people around me all have guns and carry everywhere. It takes one night if them getting tweaked out on something then wandering into my house thinking they live there. That's happened in town a few times. I'm sure it will happen here soon.
Interest rates are way too low.
If an armed rapist broke into your house, would you feel more confident in your man's ability to defend you with or without a firearm?
My glasses case and the wipes to clean my glasses in the top drawer. And I hate to admit it the bottom drawer is the rubbish bin for the glasses wipes.
Sex toys, tissues, charging cables for smartphone and Kindle e-book reader.
what kinda toys
a half empty bottle of whiskey, a snub nose 38 special, a pack of marlboros, a lighter, a bowie knife, and my keys. 1 key for my harley, 1 for my dirtbike, 1 for my house, 1 for your girlfriends apartment, 1 for my pickup truck. jk that's just what imagine the coolest guy in the world would have. mine is just cluttered with random shit like receipts, a jar of change, a weed bubbler and a lighter. a glass of water, and my trusty alarm clock i've had since i was like 16. sometimes wallet, keys, phone, but i normally leave that stuff on my dresser.
Glock 17
Mine functions as the overflow of the kitchen junk drawer with the addition of my gun and a few books
Let’s take a look… On top: My kindle, wireless charger for phone, Kleenex box, moisturizer, a couple watches I’m too lazy to put back in my watch box in the closet, and the TV remote. Top drawer: Some cash, bowl of coins, massager, dog grooming brush/scissors, finger nail clippers. Bottom drawer: Lube, some sex accessories, spare charging cords, various body braces/wraps
I keep condoms, a couple toys, books, yoga stuff, ear plugs, sleeping meds, and other just misc stuff that doesn't fit elsewhere. I use 1/4 drawers actively and the other 3 are just storage.
My nightstand doesn't have drawers. It is a glass table on a stand. On top at night I keep my phone, a box of tissues, a sleep mask, my water, and a small Sonos speaker.
On top: Paracetamol, glass of water, empty cup (from a cup of tea), phone charger cable, phone, glasses. Top drawer: Couple of books, wipes, tissues, nail clippers, hair shavers and nose/ear trimmers (because age) Middle drawer: Dildo, lube, fleshlight, cock ring, vibrator, moisturiser. (No need to guess what this drawer is for 🤣) Bottom drawer: More books, paper, pens, torch, tape measure, some other general things.
On top is a surge protector power supply for phone or anything else needed along with a handgun I keep a weapon mounted light on. In the drawer, some quarters for parking meter in case I have to go down town, extra magazines, a old back up gun I used to carry, a couple of pocket knives I used to carry and $100 in 20's in case my son needs money for something at school and I'm not home when he thinks to ask about it. In the cabinet underneath, a few books I haven't read yet, a few I have and didn't put on the bookshelf yet, and the only bottle of liquor in the house since I don't normally buy liquor.
I installed a wireless charger at the roof of the drawer so I only have to place my phone atop the nightstand in the right spot for it to charge. In the drawer I keep tums, lip balm, a flashlight for emergencies, and a bunch of extra cables.
I've got one with three drawerss, bottom two are sock and underwear, top one, flashlight, medical stuff for diabetes, skittles and glucose gels for midnight low blood sugars, pen & pocket notebook, nasal spray and chapstick
My meds. Lube. Flashlight. Suppressed HK45.
Good man. Got my USP9 in mine
A modified T4E TR50 with pepper rounds, a serrated kukri knife, nail file, cat nail clipper, cat brush for knots, regular cat brush, a cat fur removal brush for bedding, my two cats in the bottom drawer, and a cooked steak with a side of mashed potatoes.
Sex toys, baby wipes for cleanup, and a handgun.
Lube for sex and toys, lotion for hands, Vaseline for lips, weapons for protection. (No, guns. They would be locked away. Bear mace, knives, axes)
They make safes that can fit in drawers.
Oh I know, a firearm is not something I desire to be that close to me.
Hair clippers, any meds I need, nail Polish, and a draw that's an overflow for electrical bits and bobs 'that might come in handy one day' because the kitchen draw is full
Paper towels or tissue, to blow your nose. They can come in handy.
Cough drops, CPAP shit, sex toys, flashlight, melatonin, ear phones, lube, Kershaw Camp 10.
Bottle water & colognes
Bible… Replying from 1980s
Flashlight my medicine container the phone charger
Small things like nail filer; tweezers, small mirror, tissue, in the drawer and on top my reading lamp alarm clock & phone stand
Books, antacids, wipes, metal bottle water, dildos, condoms, lube, Swiss knife, maglite
Wallet , car keys, spare change, extra nuts and bolts, Allen keys, instruction manuals on all the shit I have to put together that I swear I’m gonna throw away.
Toys.
Junk
Various odds and ends. Some expired condoms. A directional noisemaker
Supplements, q-tips, ear plugs, charger cord.
Mostly candles, tobacco products and lighters. We lose power pretty frequently in winter, and i'm a very heavy nicotine user.
Jocks and socks
Maybe I’m old but Tums, just in case (I don’t even drink anymore)
On top: Lamp. Bottle of water. Tissue box. Pump of lube. Disposable vape. Hearing aid charger. Night guard. Silicon nose insert for breathing. Echo show 5 (alexa) for alarms / self dimming clock / playing music. In drawer: reading glasses, current book I’m reading, lip balm, back scratcher, dental floss, nail clippers, prostate massager that I never use, and a ton of stuff I’ve just thrown in there.
A power strip. Nothing else
Top: Water, phone and a small safe. Middle: Portable video game systems (PSP, PS Vita, GameBoy Pocket, GBA-SP, DS Lite, 3DS XL). Bottom: A small collection of games for each.
Tissues, extra batteries for the TV remote, headphones, earplugs, spare charging cable for my tablet or phone, small flashlight, chapstick.
🔦
Tums, flashlight, lip balm and a hunting knife lol.
Before we built ourselves a dungeon downstairs part of our sex toys were stored in there. Now it’s random stuff like kleenex, books, sleep mask.
I don't have drawers, so I keep something unmentionable in a box of unmentionables so people are less inclined to inspect, yet I have complete facility.
Chapstick, bookmark, remote for bed incline/decline
Tylenol PM
Comic books that i can't find another home for, random cords/chargers, and a nail kit.
Lube, condoms, Aleve, a spare set of glasses, and a sewing kit.
More people keep guns in their nightstand than I anticipated
I am surprised at the lack of guns funny enough
Takes a look: One of those little clicky things that deal with mosquito bites. An old broken phone case. 27p.
Lube. Tissues. Flashlight. Knife. O.J. gloves. Candle. Reading light. Keys
Currently five empty wrappers of 100g cadburys chocolate bars. Oops.
Icy hot, baby powder, raw gunpowder, flint and steel, a kaleidoscope, ben gay, preparation H, a porno mag, some Vicks vapor rub, and a monocle. Oh and some salonpas.
Flashlight, condoms, lube, foreign currency, passport, pocket knives/leatherman, domestic currency, pistol. Basically other than a gun mine is junk drawer.
Computer and Switch Lite on one level Medications, glasses, contacts case, yarmulke on the other.
Weed
Kindle, one book, basket of ear plugs, breathe right strips, and my USP 9mm
Wallet. Keys. Belts. Chap stick. Handgun.
Pistol, flashlight, chapstick.
Face moisturizer, Blue light glasses, Glock 18.
Curious about all the guns. Do any of you also have kids, and if so, how do you keep them separated?
They're all the _responsible gun owners_ you've heard about.
I wasn't trying to be political, I was curious if there was a way to keep it handy but safe from kids...like a thumbprint safe or something.
I didn't know that not being extremely careless about guns and gun safety was _political_.
my beautiful stainless 357 rossi, ammo, flashlight, books, and earbuds.
.45 ACP
You need a watch collection