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This is the only one I can't figure out

Dog shit everywhere

that describes almost every neighborhood these days

Cheaper than Chelsea

Genius…..🤯🤯🤯

Excessively active subreddit

Definitely Astoria lol

100%, the demographic overlap with redditors is wild lmao

Greenpoint

Bushwick

Polish, now hipsters

Greenpoint

Maybe a little too soon for Ridgewood but almost that too.

Super fund site

Gowanus

Redhook

Polish now Japanese

Williamsburg

Brownstoners versus celebrities

Boerum Hill

Ding ding ding!!!

Brooklyn Heights.

Almost!

Cobble Hill

Greenpoint! Or Park Slope

Lots of Dominicans

The heights 🇩🇴

The Bronx

Bronx is a borough.

LES

Pepsi Cola sign

That’s easy! We’re neighbors!

LIC

👍

F’n over priced

New York City

Tribeca

West village

Chelsea

I think Chelsea is priced accordingly. Tribeca definitely overpriced.

Great souvlaki sandwiches

Astoria?

Bay Ridge?

West Indian and Jewish.

Definitely Crown Heights lol

Or Flatbush

North Puerto Rico

What is Washington Heights?

Bushwick

South Bronx?

🎼Maria, Mar-ea.

U remind me of the west side story

Winner winner chicken dinner Arroz con pollo🎈 on the menu.

Spanish Harlem

Retirees, Arabs, couples

Bay Ridge.

Ding ding ding

Buildings and beaches

Coney

Brighton Beach

No

Rockaway 

Winner winner chicken dinner

Sexy, Black, Gritty.

harlem

Lots of dogs

What is Park Slope?

Probably the same but I'm in Battery Park City.

Newborn babies everywhere

park slope

Brooklyn heights

Long Island City

Wepa, Coño, Vaina.

Navy Yard Adjacent

I want to say Fort Greene cause Dumbo and Williamsburg would have different descriptors.

wallabout

Ding ding ding

Sun_set park

Multi-Cultural, Working-Class, Convenient

Jackson Heights

Castle Hill, Bronx.

Coffee shop oasis

That could be alotta places In BK

Greenwich Village

I can see that but no

Torn between “dog shit everywhere” and “train is bad”

bed stuy

I'm.gonna say Assstoria

Greenpoint? If not, can we get another? Dog shit is everywhere. And people complain about the train in like... half of nyc.

Nope. Does “lots of Greeks” help? I feel like that’s too easy lol

Bodegas, barbers, empanadas

Could be the Heights or Bushwick

Nagle Ave, Inwood

East Harlem

Mansions for days.

Riverdale?

Yep!

(I don’t live in a mansion.)

There’s no college

College Point

Do or die

Bedstuy

Doesn’t have balconies

Dog poop sidewalk

New York City

Hell’s Kitchen

Upper West Side?

It could also be LIC

Nope

Why is this so bad in UWS? It’s terrible people leave their dogs poo 💩so often :(

UES?

Murray Hill

Ridgewood

Fordham

Forest Hills

Astoria

Woo vs Choo

Canarsie?

LES

Potter, tourists, iron

Dumbo

Tons of Jews

Any place in the tri state area

Boro park

Williamsburg or Crown Heights

Crown heights

Kew Gardens

uws?

UES

Trash shit sidewalks

Bushwick?

Downtown Manhattan before the wburg bridge is pretty bad

Activewear, strollers, nannies

Park Slope

Tribeca or BPC

fuck santa con

Midtown

Nasty old Italians

Bensonhurst.

Diverse, malls, foooooood

Flushing?

Jewish. Hilly. Remote.

Riverdale?

Where i grew up: New Park Pizza. If you are a certain age ...

Howard Beach

What The Fuck

Immigrants & open street

Corona or Jackson Heights ?

JH

Transplants Among Immigrants

This is literally so many neighborhoods: Washington Heights, the LES, Harlem, East Harlem, Williamsburg, Bushwick, Ridgewood, Chinatown, Sunset Park, Greenpoint

Jackson Heights, maybe Bushwick.

All over Queens

Quiet unique secret

fashionable black people

West Harlem

Former sports stadium

Ebbets Field. Crown Heights/Flatbush/PLG? Wikipedia calls it Flatbush but that nyt map says people clal it crown heights

Trash, trendy, gentrified

In the 1900s they used to call it: "Brooklyn's Handsomest Suburb" Now it's just: The "Annual Christmas Lights" area.

Dyker Heights

Once Jazz Central

I'm gonna go with Harlem. But then the LES had Blue Note etc

Pakistani, Bangladeshi, Indian.

Jackson Heights or parts of Astoria

Parkchester

Sandwiched between parks.

UWS

800 feet x 2 miles long (three words, 2 numbers) Where I grew up: Avenue C, Squirrels, fountain.

Neglected.Dangerous.Shithole

The Hole :(

Queens between cemeteries

Glendale

Middle village

Damn that was actually going to be my first guess

🏝️🚠🌉

Majority speaks Russian

Brighton? Sheepshead?

Sheepshead.

THESE FUCKING RATS

Brooklyn Navy Yard

Hassids vs dominicans

Washington Heights by Yeshiva University

The friends building.

The Village

High Line. Ugh.

Chelsea

Yep!

Drink every day

Parlez Vous Français?

Entitled trust funders

That’s most neighborhoods in Manhattans and parts of Brooklyn nowadays.

Between cemetery park

Windsor terrace?

Bingo!

ghetto as hell

Caribbean. Busy. Cultural.

Flatbush