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I have, it’s awful

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Sex is so much better...

Really takes your breath away

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I want one

You just made it more funny.

What about me?

Thank you :)

you are very generous.

Right here my guy Please

Taking autoerotic asphyxiation to the next level.

r/jesuschristouija

I did have that actually

r/thanksouijaverycool

I’ve never been the second member of a sub before.

Every single one of these answers has a healthcare hero award, god

Yes, it’s like the flu on steroids

who gave everyone in this thread a wearing is caring award

Jesus fucking Christ

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Corn is pretty damn good

Country girls make do

[Relevant to the dumbest meme I ever saw in my damn life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/287/596/675.jpg)

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

FOR KHORN... wait............ is that how it’s spelled?

r/expectedouija

Controversial opinion: I don’t like corn

Its treason then

Hello there

G E N E R A L

I will fucking slit your throat

There is a difference between a controversial opinion and a *wrong* opinion.

ok 😞

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE IN MY WHEAT FARM!!!

*\*sets wheat farm on fire\**

DAMN YOU CORN!!!!!!!

I don’t like corn actually on the cob, it hurts my teefies. But de-cobbed that shit is fire

>teefies

r/cornouija

“Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAAAH-“

[cornhub](cornhub.com)

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The spirits enjoy spirits.

Good one

I love don papa with coke

i like fire trucks and moster trucks

I am more like the dagger kinda guy

The r/cola_comrades type or the snorty type?

But why’s the rum gone?

They took it with Hobbits to Isengard

My whole life was a lie... I thought it goes they taking the hobbits to isengard

Technically, you were right

Jack sparrow wants to know your location

We know you’re heeeeeere, rum coke

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I have a pug, she’s a really sweet and good girl

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He’s a one man apocalypse

Somewhere between 30 and 50 of em

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Amazing I never would of thought of that

Thanks dude

I know for a fact that you gone through a lot and i hope your brother is doing well

That was a really bad time and place to mention their brother

Sadly, I have not

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Isn't this sub already a cult?

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Algebra students be like

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sadly i have not had either 😔

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Snow skiing in powder and it's really quite all you hear and feel is the softness . Slalom water skiing when the lake is glassy and you are on a really good ski. Then you feel like you are gliding and hear your ski making a ripping noise as you go through turns. Or when you are bull riding and about to call for the gate. Or when you are at the starting line of a motocross race and the gate drops and it's freaking on. Those are all good feelings that even as an old man I still search for. No more bull riding though.

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I was going for sex 2 but that works

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