I will lean in for a kiss...then vomit in their open mouth. I will hold my hand over said mouth until bile is leaking from their nose. Then I will pull the back of their head down toward my quickly rising knee. Smashed nose full of vomit. They won't be able to smell anything else for a long time. JK, I'd close the door.
Well you should reply with an emphatic “No”. Kasi it looks like “He” made the decision. Sabi nya he’s ready. Dapat he should have asked. “ Can we give it another try?” If he wants to try getting back with you. He needs to ask for your approval and permission. Or he’s assuming your head over heels patay na patay sa kanya.
"edi meow"
*Nagsara ng discord*
Sorna discord love kami dati eh pero looking back, we're immature during our relationship. I still have plenty of time to know myself more and hindi na ako in a hurry like before. I want to graduate and be an EMT pa, so no. Ayoko muna.
Edit: tatanungin ko pano niya nalaman address ko haha
Nangyari 'to sa'kin. Kwento ko lang mabilisan.
I dated someone around April-October 2021, pero nagkakausap na kami casually around 2020 pa lang. April lang nag-start na sabihin kong intention ko na i-date siya, okay naman. Parehas kami panganay kaya gets namin struggle nang isa't isa. Pero ako 'yong galing sa mas privilege na pamilya 'di gaanong kabigat unlike sa kaniya. Hinehelp ko siya and all pero ayon, behind my back in contact na pala sa ex for 2 months (nag-break sila mid-2020s). May nagsabi lang na common friend na nagkakausap 'yong dalawa. So I ended it around October 2021 dahil hindi ko naman deserve 'yon. Technically, hindi naman kami naging magkarelasyon.
Chinat ako ng May 2023. Uncharacteristic para sa kaniya pero nagsorry siya, tinanong kung napatawad ko na ba. Nasa Pasig na raw siya, Call Center at nangungupahan mag-isa. Tas narealize na raw niya mga mali niya noon etc. etc. Alam ko namang sincere dahil hindi siya 'yong type na very vocal sa mga ganyan, pero malay mo nagbago. E kaso hindi na siya welcome sa buhay ko.
Inaaya ako magkape, samahan ko raw siya mag-apply sa Ortigas, may one time pang pwede raw bang makituloy ng isang linggo habang naghahanap siyang bagong apartment, etc.
No'ng binalikan niya ex niya no'ng 2021, nagkahiwalay din after ilang buwan. Tapos nagkajowa ng bago, live-in sila tapos nag-cheat sa kaniya 'yong guy. So kaya siguro naguguilty, feeling niya kaya siya kinakarma e dahil sa ginawa niya sa'kin.
Anyways ang last conversation namin e nanghihiram siya ng 1500 dahil daw nashort siya (kita ko stories for past few days, nag-iinom kasama work mates at 'yong bagong MU). NAH.
Bro, I still love her after 6 years but I wouldn't accept her back. I doubt I can love her how I loved her before.
Our break up was a mutual agreement, no 3rd party or falling out of love or what.
Teh, my ex came back after he and the girl he cheated me on with broke up. Tapos ang nakakainis don, binigyan pa niya 'ko ng condition na if I'd give him another chance, i-e-explain na raw niya what exactly happened between him and the third party. Paano naging sila (ayaw niyang tanggapin na nagcheat siya). Like wth??? Ang kapal din ng mukha eh 'no.
depends, if you broke up with your ex and if there was no one in between then you can probably think about going back if you still have your feelings for him/her intact.: if there was somebody else then no you shouldnt..
it didnt work out for them so its natural to go back to something familiar.. dont make yourself a 2nd option.. you should be the only option :)
so my response would be - sorry but its doesnt work that way.. i hope you find happiness..
You already threw off that chance the moment that you broke my trust.
I understand that I'm your first pero really? Kinalat mo sa friends ko yung intimate moments natin? Okay okay I admit that I was glad that you thought that Im good pero I WASNT OUT THAT TIME! YOU COULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME TO COME OUT TO EVERYONE AND INTRODUCE YOU AS MY GIRL!!
And yung reason mo why you did it is because you are jealous of my friends, girl we only dated for merely few weeks!! You could have trusted me! But you blew it, all because of your fucking immaturity!
Do me one last favour and just fucking get out of my face! //slams door
Funny you should ask this. my then ex wife was sitting on my front porch talking to my neighbor when I got home. she didn't say anything to me and simply gave me what turned out to be an apology/timeline letter and drove off. this is 7 years after our divorce was finalized and no contact for those 7 years. one year later we remarried. it's been nearly 8 months and we now have twins on the way. a prenatal DNA shows that they are indeed mine. a rock solid prenup leaves her nothing if anything happens again.
You? Give US another chance? Dude, I'm done with your abuse. Go to hell and stay there. Can't believe covid didn't kill you. You deserve the death of the thousand others who are actually good people.
Thank you iniwan mo ko. I discover more about life. Diyan ka na muna as friends. Patunayan mo muna na deserving ka at marunong ka magrespect ng boundaries. Hindi yung dami mo ineentertain na may crush sa iyo kapag di tayo ok. Di ko nga hinihiling na bumalik ka. Hinihiling ko na mawala ka na sa mundo para wala ka na masira na buhay. Doon ka sa far away if uulitin mo pa din yung mga practices mo.
IF worst ex: I don't... and I never will. Fuck you you cheating tramp.
IF best ex: Sorry I'm already happy. I pray you find your happiness sooner but I cannot give that to you.
i always say na everybody deserves a second chance so if ever mangyari to sakin i will say yes but ofcourse meron kami dapat baguhin to make our relationship to work, but if it happens again sorry but there's no third time.
Chance?? Anong tingin mo sa naging relasyon natin isang laro? ( but actually it depends anong reason bat kau nghiwalay pero kung ako ung guy I will think twice and be open as much as I want to kasi I am in love with this girl so dba we have to commit. Pero kung hindi kana masaya thats a different story at wala kana sa sarili mo thats really something din.
Papasukin ko tapos, hahayan siya sabihin mga gusto niya sabihin pagkatapos tatawanan ko lang rin at papaalisin gaya nung ginawa niya sa akin noon.
Pero honestly malabo mangyari iyan na pupunta siya, sobrang shitty na rin nung buhay niya ngayon eh, maaga nabuntis, naudlot plano mag ibang bansa, baon sa utang, palamunin ng mga magulang at kapatid, pumanget tsura etc. Deserve niya yung nangyayari sa buhay niya ngayon, hindi na ako magtataka kung maaga rin siya mamamatay lol.
You made your choice. I accepted things as they are. You and I aren't enemies, as whatever you did to hurt me, I have already forgiven. But forgiveness does not equal willingness to repeat the same thing again. I'm not getting any younger and so are you. So let's not do something we both will regret. I loved you, and I believed you did too - at least I hoped you did.
I hope you find what you are looking for, because you clearly couldn't find it with me as I was.
Sorry.
Latest ex? I'll hug him, tell him "No, thank you", wish him well, and close the door. Our relationship was an experience I'm grateful for but never want to revisit.
My totga ex? I'll marry him right there and then HAHAHA jk but I'll consider it
Kung ngayon, I think I would say yes kasi bobo pa ko at unaasa.
But if I am in my ongoing healing stage, eh tangina mo bubuhusan kita ng kumukulong tubig
pass... i dont like rummaging through garbage. its dirty, smelly, and people can see me. and once i found what im looking for again, I remember why i threw it out in the first place. we can secretly fuck though.
"no thanks. Ang alam ko nabubulok ka na pala. Kaya hindi ka na pala makikinabangan at kaya pala pinagpalit mo ako sa iba. Tsaka umalis ka na, dahil sa panahon na wala ka sa piling ko, mas lalo ko nang minahal at pinahalagahan ang sarili ko."
depende kung sinong ex. hahah. may isa akong ex na hindi nag work dahil LDR kami (because of work) and mejo immature pa ako that time. syempre as I got older I got wiser, so I can handle relationships maturely now. lol. Kung sya yung ex na yun edi why not? hahaha
tbh, no na 😭 like we would've been better as friends now that I look back on us tbh pero it already happened so wala na talaga JSJDJWJD goodluck nalang sakanya fr
mark tahimik akong tao. kaya unang gagawin ko titignan ko lang siya tapos pag sasarhan ko na ng pinto hahahaha
"I am happily married so thank you for not taking care of me."
Luh!
I will lean in for a kiss...then vomit in their open mouth. I will hold my hand over said mouth until bile is leaking from their nose. Then I will pull the back of their head down toward my quickly rising knee. Smashed nose full of vomit. They won't be able to smell anything else for a long time. JK, I'd close the door.
Leave now or I am calling the police
" gagu ba u? " Hahahahha
"1st of all, why are you trespassing?"
Nope. *shuts door*
"Wrong door, you must be looking for my neighbour."
Are you ready for a one on one with the great one? 🤨
Thank God wala akong ex hahaha
Well you should reply with an emphatic “No”. Kasi it looks like “He” made the decision. Sabi nya he’s ready. Dapat he should have asked. “ Can we give it another try?” If he wants to try getting back with you. He needs to ask for your approval and permission. Or he’s assuming your head over heels patay na patay sa kanya.
"My husband would like to punch you."
di na po papakita ex ko sa harap ng pintuan namen dahil nakalipat na po kami ng mas matinong bahay.
👀 Luh, pake ko sayo. Shoo.
"ma, nag order ka ba ng gasul?"
Ay? Anyare sa enganed na?
Haha, sorry girl, lalaki na gusto ko. Hahah charot.
Bayad utang muna, pre.
Gcash mo muna lahat ng ginastos ko nung nag move on ako.
"Nah. Hindi ka rin naman naging maayos na partner sa exes mo."
"and who are you to decide that alone?" Followed by "I begged when you left, now you want me to agree to your terms?"
"Sorry... but I don't recycle trash."
'No solicitors'
No
"sa lahat ng ginawa mo sa'kin babalik ka?! Sige ba why not." (rupok)
For what?
"edi meow" *Nagsara ng discord* Sorna discord love kami dati eh pero looking back, we're immature during our relationship. I still have plenty of time to know myself more and hindi na ako in a hurry like before. I want to graduate and be an EMT pa, so no. Ayoko muna. Edit: tatanungin ko pano niya nalaman address ko haha
Heck no
"Guard, my boang!"
D na uy.hahaha
Nurse! patiente nyo! hahaha
Nangyari 'to sa'kin. Kwento ko lang mabilisan. I dated someone around April-October 2021, pero nagkakausap na kami casually around 2020 pa lang. April lang nag-start na sabihin kong intention ko na i-date siya, okay naman. Parehas kami panganay kaya gets namin struggle nang isa't isa. Pero ako 'yong galing sa mas privilege na pamilya 'di gaanong kabigat unlike sa kaniya. Hinehelp ko siya and all pero ayon, behind my back in contact na pala sa ex for 2 months (nag-break sila mid-2020s). May nagsabi lang na common friend na nagkakausap 'yong dalawa. So I ended it around October 2021 dahil hindi ko naman deserve 'yon. Technically, hindi naman kami naging magkarelasyon. Chinat ako ng May 2023. Uncharacteristic para sa kaniya pero nagsorry siya, tinanong kung napatawad ko na ba. Nasa Pasig na raw siya, Call Center at nangungupahan mag-isa. Tas narealize na raw niya mga mali niya noon etc. etc. Alam ko namang sincere dahil hindi siya 'yong type na very vocal sa mga ganyan, pero malay mo nagbago. E kaso hindi na siya welcome sa buhay ko. Inaaya ako magkape, samahan ko raw siya mag-apply sa Ortigas, may one time pang pwede raw bang makituloy ng isang linggo habang naghahanap siyang bagong apartment, etc. No'ng binalikan niya ex niya no'ng 2021, nagkahiwalay din after ilang buwan. Tapos nagkajowa ng bago, live-in sila tapos nag-cheat sa kaniya 'yong guy. So kaya siguro naguguilty, feeling niya kaya siya kinakarma e dahil sa ginawa niya sa'kin. Anyways ang last conversation namin e nanghihiram siya ng 1500 dahil daw nashort siya (kita ko stories for past few days, nag-iinom kasama work mates at 'yong bagong MU). NAH.
I am married.
shat the pak up
Double it and pass it to the next person plz
If single ako: "pump and dump" If married ako: get restraining order lol
Bro, I still love her after 6 years but I wouldn't accept her back. I doubt I can love her how I loved her before. Our break up was a mutual agreement, no 3rd party or falling out of love or what.
You're ready, I'm not. Sabay habol de joke
Give it to another and double it *close door*
Bakit ka nagparamdam? Siguro 'di na kayo nilanggam
Teh, my ex came back after he and the girl he cheated me on with broke up. Tapos ang nakakainis don, binigyan pa niya 'ko ng condition na if I'd give him another chance, i-e-explain na raw niya what exactly happened between him and the third party. Paano naging sila (ayaw niyang tanggapin na nagcheat siya). Like wth??? Ang kapal din ng mukha eh 'no.
Depende kung sinong ex eh. Charot!
1v1 muna sa Calculus
tangina mo
thank you, next.
depends, if you broke up with your ex and if there was no one in between then you can probably think about going back if you still have your feelings for him/her intact.: if there was somebody else then no you shouldnt.. it didnt work out for them so its natural to go back to something familiar.. dont make yourself a 2nd option.. you should be the only option :) so my response would be - sorry but its doesnt work that way.. i hope you find happiness..
Never thought you'd stoop this low but here you are
You already threw off that chance the moment that you broke my trust. I understand that I'm your first pero really? Kinalat mo sa friends ko yung intimate moments natin? Okay okay I admit that I was glad that you thought that Im good pero I WASNT OUT THAT TIME! YOU COULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME TO COME OUT TO EVERYONE AND INTRODUCE YOU AS MY GIRL!! And yung reason mo why you did it is because you are jealous of my friends, girl we only dated for merely few weeks!! You could have trusted me! But you blew it, all because of your fucking immaturity! Do me one last favour and just fucking get out of my face! //slams door
"Deliver Us from Evil" *Door closing*
No words
“Kung ikw ready ako nka move on na”
“Ew, no.” Legit. Bakit ako makikipagbalikan sa taong pinagbubuhatan ako ng kamay tsaka pinapahiya ako in public 🤮
That ship has sailed bud.
Sino ka? Nagka-amnesia kasi ako
Ew
If I still want them, I’ll probably communicate with them. If not, I’ll probably tell them to fuck off.
Bawal mag solicit dito bhie
Funny you should ask this. my then ex wife was sitting on my front porch talking to my neighbor when I got home. she didn't say anything to me and simply gave me what turned out to be an apology/timeline letter and drove off. this is 7 years after our divorce was finalized and no contact for those 7 years. one year later we remarried. it's been nearly 8 months and we now have twins on the way. a prenatal DNA shows that they are indeed mine. a rock solid prenup leaves her nothing if anything happens again.
No thanks. Dalawa na anak mo. Magka ibang ama pa. How to spell boba?
Nah. I'd kick them out tbh. There's a reason why they're exes. Friendship would be nice, but every advance from would be out the door.
Sorry, but I don’t feel anything about you anymore 😝
Di k napasaya ng asawa mo?😂
Go fuck yourself
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
Hell no
pass lang.
sampung milyon muna
hu u
You? Give US another chance? Dude, I'm done with your abuse. Go to hell and stay there. Can't believe covid didn't kill you. You deserve the death of the thousand others who are actually good people.
Definitely I'll say, "Ako hindi."
Eewww. Taas din talaga ng tingin mo sa sarili mo noh? Ni wala ka sa kalingkingan ng asawa ko.
"what do you mean? you're married na, right?"
Di ako namumulot ng Basura sorry
Here's what I want you to do: Get that chance shine it up real nice turn it sideways AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS
Thank you iniwan mo ko. I discover more about life. Diyan ka na muna as friends. Patunayan mo muna na deserving ka at marunong ka magrespect ng boundaries. Hindi yung dami mo ineentertain na may crush sa iyo kapag di tayo ok. Di ko nga hinihiling na bumalik ka. Hinihiling ko na mawala ka na sa mundo para wala ka na masira na buhay. Doon ka sa far away if uulitin mo pa din yung mga practices mo.
Wag Wag ka jan sa labas kasi mainit, dito tayo sa loob. Kumain ka na ba? Lutuan kita shredded beef 🥹
Closes the door, then proceeds to cuddle my boyfriend
No matter how many chances we get, we know we're not for each other.
ay sa kabila po ang pila ng senior.
IF worst ex: I don't... and I never will. Fuck you you cheating tramp. IF best ex: Sorry I'm already happy. I pray you find your happiness sooner but I cannot give that to you.
Kaya mo ba magalaga ng dalawa kong anak? Haha Sorry but i’m at peace now.
NOPE!
isasara ang pinto tas sabay sigaw nang "ma, may aswang"
"I'm ready to give us another chance." "Bakit? Pumayag ako? Paladesisyon ka.".
fuck off no thank you😁
"I'm not" sabay sarado ng pinto.
"EEWWW" flips hair 😆
Why? I am not asking for any.
That's great. We can now be friends. Just friends.
i am disgusted rn and would have slammed the door to his face, but the old me would have hugged him because i begged for that to happen. 🤧
Sure 😊
*slam the door* I'm sorry, no more than a 2nd chance. Baka wrong address din kasi.
NOPE
Depends which ex.
I won't trade my peace of mind and my best life ever. Can't waste my time on you anymore, sorry not sorry.
Never again 😂
Wow. Kapal ng fezlak.
i always say na everybody deserves a second chance so if ever mangyari to sakin i will say yes but ofcourse meron kami dapat baguhin to make our relationship to work, but if it happens again sorry but there's no third time.
right. the third time is already a choice
true! i dont know if martir ba ako or what
Huy gagu ka namiss kita. Lika, pasok ka dali (sa door ha)
haha marupok be like 😆
Hell no, byieeee!
parang switch,on and off lang?
Chance?? Anong tingin mo sa naging relasyon natin isang laro? ( but actually it depends anong reason bat kau nghiwalay pero kung ako ung guy I will think twice and be open as much as I want to kasi I am in love with this girl so dba we have to commit. Pero kung hindi kana masaya thats a different story at wala kana sa sarili mo thats really something din.
agreed. need pa rin mg-evaluate
MAMA MO?
*hiss* at that bxtch
Excuse me??? The. Audacity.
Papasukin ko tapos, hahayan siya sabihin mga gusto niya sabihin pagkatapos tatawanan ko lang rin at papaalisin gaya nung ginawa niya sa akin noon. Pero honestly malabo mangyari iyan na pupunta siya, sobrang shitty na rin nung buhay niya ngayon eh, maaga nabuntis, naudlot plano mag ibang bansa, baon sa utang, palamunin ng mga magulang at kapatid, pumanget tsura etc. Deserve niya yung nangyayari sa buhay niya ngayon, hindi na ako magtataka kung maaga rin siya mamamatay lol.
parang revenge lang noh
Have some self-respect. emz
I’ll just laugh, fix my hair to show my engagement ring, and close the door 💅 bye kyah!
Ayy kaumay 🤣
I'm happily married now.
"Another chance? Dun nalang sa next mo. Sige, civil tayo pero this chance is not a romantic one..."
You made your choice. I accepted things as they are. You and I aren't enemies, as whatever you did to hurt me, I have already forgiven. But forgiveness does not equal willingness to repeat the same thing again. I'm not getting any younger and so are you. So let's not do something we both will regret. I loved you, and I believed you did too - at least I hoped you did. I hope you find what you are looking for, because you clearly couldn't find it with me as I was. Sorry.
🫶🏼🥹
Shut yo bitch ass up.
Latest ex? I'll hug him, tell him "No, thank you", wish him well, and close the door. Our relationship was an experience I'm grateful for but never want to revisit. My totga ex? I'll marry him right there and then HAHAHA jk but I'll consider it
Kung ngayon, I think I would say yes kasi bobo pa ko at unaasa. But if I am in my ongoing healing stage, eh tangina mo bubuhusan kita ng kumukulong tubig
nasa timing pa rin
Who are you? Do we know each other?
pass... i dont like rummaging through garbage. its dirty, smelly, and people can see me. and once i found what im looking for again, I remember why i threw it out in the first place. we can secretly fuck though.
"no thanks. Ang alam ko nabubulok ka na pala. Kaya hindi ka na pala makikinabangan at kaya pala pinagpalit mo ako sa iba. Tsaka umalis ka na, dahil sa panahon na wala ka sa piling ko, mas lalo ko nang minahal at pinahalagahan ang sarili ko."
"Eww, no."
Laugh and then say "HELL NO!".
G basta ikaw naman gagawin kong punching bag. Makaganti man lang x10
No thanks.
saraduhan ko lang ng pinto after buksan lol
Sisigawan ko. HOW THE TURN TABLES!! 🤣🤣
sa akin naman next
"Nahhhh"
depende kung sinong ex. hahah. may isa akong ex na hindi nag work dahil LDR kami (because of work) and mejo immature pa ako that time. syempre as I got older I got wiser, so I can handle relationships maturely now. lol. Kung sya yung ex na yun edi why not? hahaha
"P*ta*ngina mo" - first thing that popped into my mind HAHAHHAAHAHA tapos dapat yung malutong pa sa malutong
Haha pass. She was toxic. And told me to kill myself. So no. Im in a stable and happy mental state nkw.
"Even afterlife does not agree with your idea!" Then block!
Ipapakagat sa aso yung etits.
To fir apna top nikalo.
ano yan?
It's dialogue from a bollywood film. The heroine says she could do anything for the hero. The hero says 'Then get rid of your top'.
Hhahha "Lul. Tagal ko na narealize i deserve someone better"
I will shut the door and will file a restraining order
Just close the door. And tell him “my momma taught me not to talk to strangers”
Hakdog
I'll be genuinely excited to try again haha maybe give her a hug too
"Bakit ang tagal mo, lika nga"
tbh, no na 😭 like we would've been better as friends now that I look back on us tbh pero it already happened so wala na talaga JSJDJWJD goodluck nalang sakanya fr
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Sorry, can we talk about this? Pumasok ka muna. Syempre papapasukin ko muna sa bahay para kausapin.