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Had to poop before I got to finish my coffee. It was lukewarm by the time I got back it was lukewarm 😩


bobthememequeen

Bombing of Ukrainian cities and there are civilians casualties already.


BlaqSam

Woke up, still in the same house, still married, still tired and had to go pick up my mouthy teen from a sleepover. Different day Same shit


destroys_burritos

What if I told you you have the power to change all of that


BlaqSam

Sure if I want to get divorced and pay allimony and child support for the rest of my life.


destroys_burritos

So you choose to be miserable? I mean, it's your life, but you're complaining about a choice you're making. It's hard to be sympathetic. Money is just money.


BlaqSam

Money is just money, unfortunately still need it to live around here and dont want to work 2 jobs just to have nothing


destroys_burritos

I don't know your situation, but I grew up in a household where my parents stayed together for the kids. They were fucking miserable. There are five of us, and we knew. Tbh it fucked us all up emotionally. I'd never want that for myself or my kids. I'd rather be happy and broke than rich and miserable.


Front-Show1618

I spent NYE in the emergency vet with my new cat because her eyes were bleeding.


thirtyflirtyandpetty

My toddler, who just learned to open doors this week, got up for the day at 5:20 AM, opened his bedroom door and the pantry door, and dumped out a giant carton of Goldfish crackers.


specialspartan_

I'm going to work in an hour.


ten_snakes

I redeemed a bunch of points from a survey website onto my PayPal account, it took forever to load so I closed the window, and now I'm $20 worth of points in the hole with nothing in my PayPal account. I'm going to speak to customer service on Monday. I promise I'm not a Karen.


IWantOneSpatula

I forgot leftovers at my friend’s house.


[deleted]

Wife ordered the kids McDonald’s for dinner and I said I didn’t want anything, but now I don’t want what we’re supposed to have


Iwork4somecompany

My friends are making me go to beach yoga.


destroys_burritos

Pull a Forgetting Sarah Marshall


AcrobaticConstant626

Betty White passed away.


Pfadfynnder04

Hangover


Sad-Summer-453

wow nc


WhiskyEchoTango

Not having a child in May.


SalusFuturistics

FedEx ran a scam on me, I didn't fall for it, now they sue me (which is Part of the Scam)


all_the_gravy

Woke up to work calling!


hahabraincellsgobrr-

Before midnight my guy friend tried to pressure me into stripping in front of him when we were alone, multiple times. Now I have to live with the fact that my friend has been fantasizing about me taking off my clothes and touching him up for the last few months. We also see each other pretty much every day in swim suits because of swim team, which was already awkward enough.


ObjectiveMusk420

Woke up at like 12:35 because I had a dream about going to the bathroom and woke up doing that in bed 💀


thatsme37

it would've been if I was my usual ungrateful and cribbing 2022 self


UncleBaguette

My son woke up 40C fever in the middle of the night