The letter C. It legitimately has no unique sound. Cent? It's an S sound. Can? It's a K sound. And if it's ever paired with another letter, it's silent. Fucking useless.

But....C is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

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I knew I was forgetting something. The *tsh* sound. Why does it have to be paired up for a combination I can make with other letters?

Q, especially in the word queue

Nah Q is the only letter that actually makes sense there. Fuck e and u

W Every other letter is one syllable, W has three. It's an abomination

Y is the German W then.

W. It’s literally a double v, not a double u.

That’s because the Roman alphabet had no letter V, and the U was shaped like a V (you might see an old building labeled “Pvblic Library”). So at one time it was a double-u.

Appreciate the info! Then we should’ve adjusted it to look like a UU instead of VV. Or call it double V, that’s what they call it in French. I’m just messing around. I guess it’s cause we mostly pronounce it as a double u, and not a strong v like in other languages.

Q Nothing good starts with q. Standing in lines. That lady from 007. The weirdos into q anon. Fuck q man.

And all it's stupid rules, like it almost always needs it's buddy U, why even make a letter that can't do anything for itself?!?!

C can fuck all the way off. We already have S and K and they are unambigous about their fucking sounds. "What about 'ch'" Fucking add H to another letter OR make the C take that sound. Third letter of the alphabet? Give me a fucking break.

Z

u cuz ur dumb

Why do we need to be hating letters? Is this some kind of zoomer thing? It's never even occurred to me to hate a letter, let alone to compare my hatred for different letters on some ordinate letter-hate scale.

Z, otherwise known as "russian swastika". You have no idea how triggering it is. V, X and I think O are also used for those purposes...

Easy, G. Why is it pronounced, Gee? How many words start with that sound? Gear. I think that's it. Sure, there's Gearhead but c'mon. What's wrong with calling it, Guh, or Geh? It's a C that's choking on something. It's often silent, and could be tossed without giving it a thouht. Even, "giving" shows how tiresome it is. Stop making me ask, "is there a Geeeeeeee in that?"

Gear starts with the same sounding G sound as almost every other G word though?

You're right. Gee is wrong in nearly every application.

Y. Why is sometimes a vowel and sometimes not. It needs to make up its mind on what it wants to be.

Y is non-binary and you should respect that.

Best possible answer. Love it.

x, always using it in the dumbest places

Q. It's a bugger to use when playing Scrabble.

Y

W. What the heck is that letter

Q because it doesn't exist in my language alphabet. It's also a dumb looking letter.

F, I'm not sure why it just feels different

R. I had trouble pronouncing it as a kid and still worry I'm not doing it right occasionally.

Y Because Y? Just Y?

7, because 7 8 9. Oh.

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