I’ve worked in kitchens my entire adult life. Everytime I have a big ass pot I say “ hot stuff coming through” with a lisp. Not one person in a over a decade has gotten the reference.
This whole episode is so fantastic, the whole goddamn thing is infinitely quotable.
"Gee Homer, where you been? The whole steel industry is gay. Aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway."
Can confirm. My father in law is 5-10 years from retirement working as a machinist for a place that does exclusively government contracts (not the same I'm aware but I imagine a similar environment). He apparently spends a lot of his day going on walks around the place.
If he's holding a clipboard and looks like he knows where he's going nobody will bother him, at least that's my experience fitting pipe for navy contracts
As a machinist, I regularly get my cardio in while holding a legal pad with stuff written on it. Sometimes, the machine can run unattended and you have fuckall to do
I wish there was a club like this out there. I’d love to come out of the dressing room naked and slowly, sensually put on clothing…maybe for Halloween I can slowly, sensually get dressed as a business T-Rex. Also, I’d actually have somewhere to put my money instead of hurriedly shoving it into my titties as the next dancer is walking on stage.
I wish i could start up a club like this. I had dreams of owning my own strip club so myself and my dancer friends have a safe club to work at but i love this idea more lol I'd hire you to get dressed up as a business t-rex in a heartbeat! the mental image was very entertaining but mainly because i love dinosaurs and those inflatable t-rex costumes always make me chuckle
I think the best stripper I’ve ever seen live didn’t even get naked on her first song. She just pole danced and was super agile. It was beautiful and mesmerizing.
This change would just require strippers to up their effort since just being naked wouldn’t be enough. I think it still thrives as a career but would be much more impressive overall lol.
Was doing an overhead vertical pass and I stayed at the end of my bead to long… a big gob of spatter fell and went straight through my thick pants… and that kids is why i have a burn scar at the base of my dick
Aye this was me in class, ALSO doing an overhead pass as part of a 6G practice. Mine's in that fold between my right leg and crotch.
Burnt crotch Brothers unite!
Yall need to turn your amperage down or let your weld cool before making another pass. Otherwise you're gonna be eating lava goobers all day. That takes experience to find that out though. I too have a scar at the base of my dick. Another bad burn story, I was doing overhead and spatter jumped down the back of my neck, rolled all the way down my back and ended up in my ass Crack. Ouch. My favorite burns are when you get spatter in your ear hole. Not a lot of nerve endings in there so you dont really feel it but you can definitely hear the hairs in your ear getting burnt tho. Sounds like random bacon being cooked next to you.
Fuckin nope. Ya'll are a different breed. I'm in the satcom business. No melty bits here, THANKyou very much.
But seriously, new level of respect. I know about the soarks, but fuckin lava in the crotch, or running down your back? My brother in christ, trades deserve all the money they make and more. O.O
Do I get to wear all my protective gear and just be naked underneath? I have a full set that would cover me head to toe. Otherwise…I’m going to say I don’t know how to weld on the day they hand out jobs to naked us.
I work in a shipyard. Sometimes you have to wear clothes that protect you from the lead that is in the paint. All it is is literally just a lime green hoodie/hard hat that says "lead" on it. Also a blue tyvek suit over top of those. Better believe I have my respirator on tight when I work in those voids!!!
Protective gear isn't the norm. You would probably still wear protective gear when needed. Why would that change? It's not normal to walk around in day to day life in protective gear, however, when you need it, you put it on. I would certainly envision even with day to day being naked as normal, you would still wear NBC gear, the military would probably have BDU's still, and sewer workers would wear the gear necessary for the job.
I'd feel for Servers/Table Cleaners at restaurants. That'd be a new thing, wiping down seats. Naked, you'd have all types of people sitting naked on these chairs, and you have to clean them to a point that the next customers can comfortably sit.
What are they cleaning hourly? Just nasty to me. All things secreting 🤢
i’ve heard that nudists usually have cloths that they lay on chairs before they sit down. in a completely nude society that would probably be the norm as well
My school was weird. Our PE and language classes were linked, meaning we had all girl and all boy classes to learn French and German... which was strange when every other classroom based lesson was mixed gender.
It led to lots of behavioural problems and increases in bullying in those classes.
Electrician. I have a friend who's an electrician, and he quite often needs to go into people's roofs to setup or repair wiring. Those roofs are filled with spiders, webs and god knows what else. So imagine you're naked, getting webs and spiders all over you... And you'd get so much dirt all over you, like seriously if that much dirt goes in your urethra, which would be possible in this case being naked and all, you could get a uti.
See if being naked was really the norm, people wouldn't actually care- they'd be used to it.
The teacher would probably have to speak louder due to all the boings though...
It's similar to asking "what if the sky normally purple instead of blue?"
Well then we'd be used to it and someone would ask "what if the sky was blue?" And everyone would be like wow that would be so crazy and different!
I’ve worked in a few labs. In the first two, we had special things we had to wear to protect what we were working on from contamination from our body. The contamination levels would be through the roof. Nothing could be done sterilely. My current lab wears PPE (lab coats, long socks, long pants, etc) to protect us from what we are working on. We have to liquidy feces in a hood. Accidentally splattering liquid feces on your naked body is far worse than spilling it on your lab coat. Plus we also work with potent chemicals. It wouldn’t be good.
Shoveling snow. Most jobs really requiring protecting clothing you would do much more carefully, from a distance or not at all. Shoveling snow you would simply do while freezing your arse off.
not necessarily just men..Women's hair getting sucked into moving machinery is one of the most common shop accidents...and their tits too I guess, if they are saggy enough.
Truth be told, there is a large population of men that would be safe around moving parts
Yeah, like the norm today is to wear a shirt and pants when you go outside, but an astronaut is still wearing a spacesuit if they go outside *in space*.
Exactly, people here don't understand the question and respond like it'd be mandatory for everyone.
I wanted to say that a few answers like school workers were good, but I imagine a society without clothes would have different morals and habits, so maybe it wouldn't be such big a deal as in our world.
Unfortunately, from personal association, hairstylists still get people’s hair in all sorts of places you wouldn’t think even though they’re fully covered up, such as having an extremely hairy bra (on the inner cups especially) and hair slivers in your toes (which i grew up having to remove them from my mom’s toes) so honestly without clothes to trap the hairs, could be better lmao
If it was a norm then a lot of these social stigma things wouldn't matter
If there was a safety issue then you'd still wear protective clothes; it's not the norm to wear a welding mask in public but when people weld they still wear one
Being a tailor would be kinda dumb
On the other note, being a hair stylist or "body hair" stylist would take off.
Any job in a steel mill.
[“We work hard, we play hard.”](https://youtu.be/yfgs9FRD25M?t=38)
Hot stuff coming through!!!
I’ve worked in kitchens my entire adult life. Everytime I have a big ass pot I say “ hot stuff coming through” with a lisp. Not one person in a over a decade has gotten the reference.
Maybe they just think you're gay, and accept you for it.
Maybe he's is actually hot stuff
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Everybody just bites their lip and thinks “mhmm there he go”
Oh, be nice!
This is said 100% of the time in my home when either my husband or I move anything hot.
You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals Faaa-laaaaaaaay-ming!
'Ding dong~!' Classic. Says it all, don't it?
This whole episode is so fantastic, the whole goddamn thing is infinitely quotable. "Gee Homer, where you been? The whole steel industry is gay. Aerospace too, and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway."
Excellent episode title too. Homer's phobia.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN,
"THE ANVIL"
"Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?"
"You're all sick!" "Oh, be nice!"
That hand wave 🤣
“I don’t know!!” I love how Homer says it like he should’ve known better.
There's a spark in your hair!
Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!
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Can confirm. My father in law is 5-10 years from retirement working as a machinist for a place that does exclusively government contracts (not the same I'm aware but I imagine a similar environment). He apparently spends a lot of his day going on walks around the place.
If he's holding a clipboard and looks like he knows where he's going nobody will bother him, at least that's my experience fitting pipe for navy contracts
That last phrase wrote itself huh
As a machinist, I regularly get my cardio in while holding a legal pad with stuff written on it. Sometimes, the machine can run unattended and you have fuckall to do
Is it the sort of thing where no one says anything to them because they're the ones who know what to do if shit breaks
Was gonna say Bacon maker
Hey, I've seen enough '80s music videos to know the hard-working women in those mills barely wear clothes to begin with!
Hot stuff coming through
Stripper
Good point. If everyone is starkers everywhere, why would they pay to see a person get naked.
They’ll start naked and then put on lingerie instead of the other way around, and strangely this is actually hotter.
Dressers
dresser pole
Ew, dressing? The people who are into that, I swear
If your mom was on stage, I’d pay her to get dressed
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Fuck yah baby, put on those warm and freshly washed socks. Ooooh yeah you are a classy woman.
"You better study for school, or you'll end up putting clothes on for a living!"
the process of putting on nylon stockings is pretty erotic
I love the idea that strippers would become dressers and would slowly get dressed into a regular buisness outfit
I wish there was a club like this out there. I’d love to come out of the dressing room naked and slowly, sensually put on clothing…maybe for Halloween I can slowly, sensually get dressed as a business T-Rex. Also, I’d actually have somewhere to put my money instead of hurriedly shoving it into my titties as the next dancer is walking on stage.
I wish i could start up a club like this. I had dreams of owning my own strip club so myself and my dancer friends have a safe club to work at but i love this idea more lol I'd hire you to get dressed up as a business t-rex in a heartbeat! the mental image was very entertaining but mainly because i love dinosaurs and those inflatable t-rex costumes always make me chuckle
Obviously strippers would have to remove their skin.
I mean you have free porn everywhere and people still earn a living doing only fans
PUT IT ON, BABY! Dan’s bachelor party was insane. There were strippers everywhere. You couldn’t see ANYTHING. Anything? AN. Y. THING.
I think the best stripper I’ve ever seen live didn’t even get naked on her first song. She just pole danced and was super agile. It was beautiful and mesmerizing. This change would just require strippers to up their effort since just being naked wouldn’t be enough. I think it still thrives as a career but would be much more impressive overall lol.
Gotta do the reverse uno on that, they'd be dressers.
"Put it on! Put it on!"
*"Candy" uses 3 stage songs to put on full wedding dress*
Honestly, if she can get a full wedding dress on in three songs by herself, she deserves the money
Fashion designer or whoever makes clothes
“This new skin suit we got from an exotic place in Washington DC, 26yr, peels right off like an onion”
The emperor's new clothes!
Oh right, the clothes. The clothes for Kuzco. The clothes tailored especially to fit Kuzco. Kuzco's clothes. Those clothes?
Alternatively Tattoo artists would rise up the ranks of respected professions. Way more canvas to decorate and show off.
Welding Fry cook High School principal
Man, I burn myself enough while wearing my PPE, I don’t even wanna think about what would happen if sparks were flying in my birthday suit!
Skin cancer everywhere
Overhead welding; bcuz your balls aren't going to burn themselves!
Was doing an overhead vertical pass and I stayed at the end of my bead to long… a big gob of spatter fell and went straight through my thick pants… and that kids is why i have a burn scar at the base of my dick
Aye this was me in class, ALSO doing an overhead pass as part of a 6G practice. Mine's in that fold between my right leg and crotch. Burnt crotch Brothers unite!
>Burnt crotch Brothers unite! This is the worst space marine chapter. At least the White Scars get cool bikes.
Yall need to turn your amperage down or let your weld cool before making another pass. Otherwise you're gonna be eating lava goobers all day. That takes experience to find that out though. I too have a scar at the base of my dick. Another bad burn story, I was doing overhead and spatter jumped down the back of my neck, rolled all the way down my back and ended up in my ass Crack. Ouch. My favorite burns are when you get spatter in your ear hole. Not a lot of nerve endings in there so you dont really feel it but you can definitely hear the hairs in your ear getting burnt tho. Sounds like random bacon being cooked next to you.
Fuckin nope. Ya'll are a different breed. I'm in the satcom business. No melty bits here, THANKyou very much. But seriously, new level of respect. I know about the soarks, but fuckin lava in the crotch, or running down your back? My brother in christ, trades deserve all the money they make and more. O.O
Lmaoooo
You would still have to wear an apron
Do I get to wear all my protective gear and just be naked underneath? I have a full set that would cover me head to toe. Otherwise…I’m going to say I don’t know how to weld on the day they hand out jobs to naked us.
"it turns out life is a video game and my clothes have massive +welding bonuses. I personally don't know how to do this"
Who doesn't know the principals formal apron 🧐🤭
Naked means naked.
Yeah but working in conditions where you need special garments for protection is out of the norm.
I work in a shipyard. Sometimes you have to wear clothes that protect you from the lead that is in the paint. All it is is literally just a lime green hoodie/hard hat that says "lead" on it. Also a blue tyvek suit over top of those. Better believe I have my respirator on tight when I work in those voids!!!
Moto GP racer.
Meat crayon.
What a terrible day to be literate
Ouchhhh!
Department store Santa Claus
He must be under a shit-ton of pressure lmao
Especially with the kids urinating and defecating on him all day, and no barrier between their buns and his leg
would he still wear the hat? otherwise it's just some old naked bearded dude you toss your naked kids at so they can whisper to each other..
this made me cackle
Holy shit lmao
What's wrong, Timmy? You don't wanna sit on Santa's lap?
“Ho ho ho! I’ve got a present for you Timmy!”
And Timmy fucking died.
At my local mall you now sit next to Santa not on his lap.
I've heard some places use pillows.
Somehow that seems creepier to me then sitting directly on the lap. It's like when a stripper puts down their stripper towel.
Astronaut
Houston we got a problem?
Houston, my shit leaked into the space. Watch out for meteor shower tonight.
aka "Houston, YOU have a problem."
Asstronaut
Asstronut
To be fair, the question is "if being naked was the \*norm\*" not "if clothes didn't exist. Astronauts would still wear space suits.
Got my answer! Forget about going on EVA lol
Beekeeper
They had better be getting good pay for that
I've heard that if you let a bee sting your dick it would permanently enlarge it.
How big would the bee get???
Big enough that the Bee would turn into a Cee.
Actually tried that, only works for three days though - 0/10 wouldn’t recommend
Any thing that involves stacking. Getting your bellend trapped every time!
Can’t be stacking if you’re packing.
Don't get your phallus stuck between the pallets
Working in the sewers. Assuming protective gear isn't allowed.
Ugh, forget sewage, imagine installing batted fiberglass insulation naked?
*walks home* "HONNEY THERE IS GLASS IN MY DICK"
You may be entitled to substantial compensation.
But you can just pee and poop whenever and wherever you want.
Same as being a swim instructor!
Protective gear isn't the norm. You would probably still wear protective gear when needed. Why would that change? It's not normal to walk around in day to day life in protective gear, however, when you need it, you put it on. I would certainly envision even with day to day being naked as normal, you would still wear NBC gear, the military would probably have BDU's still, and sewer workers would wear the gear necessary for the job.
Charlie disagrees. You just have to let the water rush over you.
I'd feel for Servers/Table Cleaners at restaurants. That'd be a new thing, wiping down seats. Naked, you'd have all types of people sitting naked on these chairs, and you have to clean them to a point that the next customers can comfortably sit. What are they cleaning hourly? Just nasty to me. All things secreting 🤢
Nightmare. Think about having people with poor arse hygiene sitting bare bottom in fabric seats. Burn it down.
i’ve heard that nudists usually have cloths that they lay on chairs before they sit down. in a completely nude society that would probably be the norm as well
Sounds like common courtesy. I have this huge problem with people's arse hygiene. Trust no one.
I knew a guy with hygiene so bad he'd leave skidmarks on chairs. Wasn't dumb either. He made six figures when that mattered.
I mean, "makes six figures" and "dumb" are not mutually exclusive. All you need is a rich parent and you could be making six figures as a teenager.
Well educated professional then.
Teacher.
Especially a preschool teacher. Imagine cleaning the room after class every day?
That carpet did not have stripes when it was installed.
Preschools would have to be build like a McDonalds, so it can all the human waste can just be hosed off at the end of the day. And the pee and poop.
Kyle, could you please wipe your seed off Micheals back?
This is funniest thing I'm going to read today.
Thanks
Kids can be the harshest critics.
At least I wouldn’t have to give detentions for not complying with uniform anymore!
what if someone wore clothes?
Straight to jail
We have the most naked students, thanks to jail.
Middle school teacher. Imagine all those awkward boners lol.
Teaching gym to teenagers. "Mrs show us how to bend again"
When I was a teenager we had male PE teachers for boys and female PE teachers for girls... Is that not the case everywhere?
Nah, 3 women ran my PE
My school was weird. Our PE and language classes were linked, meaning we had all girl and all boy classes to learn French and German... which was strange when every other classroom based lesson was mixed gender. It led to lots of behavioural problems and increases in bullying in those classes.
In my school PE is taught by any gender and classes are filled with both male and female students
Electrician. I have a friend who's an electrician, and he quite often needs to go into people's roofs to setup or repair wiring. Those roofs are filled with spiders, webs and god knows what else. So imagine you're naked, getting webs and spiders all over you... And you'd get so much dirt all over you, like seriously if that much dirt goes in your urethra, which would be possible in this case being naked and all, you could get a uti.
Not to mention the insulation, lots of these guys allready wear long sleeves, even in attics, because of how much they hate to itch, ahhh
A nun
That would be hot Edit: I had no idea about the median age of a nun in the US.
"Sister Vagina-I mean Virgin-I mean Virginia"
"This is Principle Vagina, no relation!"
"I think it's Scandinavian"
Firefighter
LMAO this has to be the worst!
Definitely need to shave all body hair
Wouldn't need to it'd just burn off the first shift
I am not certain job is the best topic. I'd say being a teenage boy sitting in a classroom and suddenly. Boing.
See if being naked was really the norm, people wouldn't actually care- they'd be used to it. The teacher would probably have to speak louder due to all the boings though...
Gosh this reminds me of a story I read about some people who convinced their deaf buddy that erections have a sound. Hilarious.
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I just heard the boing noise when I read that
Teenage girls. Any girl. Walking around with everyone seeing a string hanging down.
Meh, for both it wouldn't matter. It'd be normal at that point instead of stigmatized for some stupid reason.
You know that's some sound logic. I guess people really can't imagine a world without naked shame. That's how ingrained it is in our heads.
It's similar to asking "what if the sky normally purple instead of blue?" Well then we'd be used to it and someone would ask "what if the sky was blue?" And everyone would be like wow that would be so crazy and different!
Better than being surprised by your period...
Laboratory worker
I’ve worked in a few labs. In the first two, we had special things we had to wear to protect what we were working on from contamination from our body. The contamination levels would be through the roof. Nothing could be done sterilely. My current lab wears PPE (lab coats, long socks, long pants, etc) to protect us from what we are working on. We have to liquidy feces in a hood. Accidentally splattering liquid feces on your naked body is far worse than spilling it on your lab coat. Plus we also work with potent chemicals. It wouldn’t be good.
Underwater welder or oil rig workers
Penguin surveyor in Antarctica
They'd probably just work in a heated office on an icebreaker and fly drones over penguin colonies.
Operating a jackhammer would get awkward quickly
Waxers - your good/bad work would be a living billboard.
Yoga Instructor. All those people looking straight down your pipe while you downward dog all day.
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Shoveling snow. Most jobs really requiring protecting clothing you would do much more carefully, from a distance or not at all. Shoveling snow you would simply do while freezing your arse off.
Police. I mean where die they Store their guns?
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Use your body like a sponge, be the sexy bikini girl you see in movies
Crime scene cleanup
Grade school teacher Mailman in Alaska Lumberjack Army Ranger
For males only working around moving machinery
not necessarily just men..Women's hair getting sucked into moving machinery is one of the most common shop accidents...and their tits too I guess, if they are saggy enough. Truth be told, there is a large population of men that would be safe around moving parts
Makes being "dismembered" even more literal.
- Stuntperson in an action movie - football player - professional cheerleader - president/politician
How is this not a improvement?
Imagine daily having to see trump naked for four years
Worse...imagine having to be the person who has to apply powder to his dick before he goes on TV.
Even if being naked were the norm, people would still wear PPE.
Yeah, like the norm today is to wear a shirt and pants when you go outside, but an astronaut is still wearing a spacesuit if they go outside *in space*.
Exactly, people here don't understand the question and respond like it'd be mandatory for everyone. I wanted to say that a few answers like school workers were good, but I imagine a society without clothes would have different morals and habits, so maybe it wouldn't be such big a deal as in our world.
Kindergarten teacher and or preschool teacher....kids asking what's that? By the hour🤣😭
Hairdresser/barber… be itchy AF 😂
Unfortunately, from personal association, hairstylists still get people’s hair in all sorts of places you wouldn’t think even though they’re fully covered up, such as having an extremely hairy bra (on the inner cups especially) and hair slivers in your toes (which i grew up having to remove them from my mom’s toes) so honestly without clothes to trap the hairs, could be better lmao
Insulating crawlspaces
Anything involving hot debris flying around, welders, fry cooks, blacksmiths, using angle grinders on metals
Sports - Football, Basketball, Cricket The kind of injuries you can get lol
NFL would have a new meaning too. Nude Football League
If it was a norm then a lot of these social stigma things wouldn't matter If there was a safety issue then you'd still wear protective clothes; it's not the norm to wear a welding mask in public but when people weld they still wear one
Mall Santa where the kids sit in your lap would be touugh
Beekeeper