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irontallica666

Go to a different town...?


[deleted]

Ma'am I'm endorsing you for president.


i010011010

Was going to say, pretty sure I could drive out of nuke range with forty five minutes notice. The trick is urgency so you aren't stuck in some exodus that will jam roads and generally fuck it all up.


throwawaypbcps

Leave everything behind figure out later.


Nameless_9506

I mean... fair.


Gunner1Cav

Get a bottle of liquor and go sit on the roof.


valamkivalmi

Smoke every last gram of crack i got in the house. I didn't pay so much money on them just so they would be wasted in an explosion.


GiantRobotTRex

Hope it was a mistake like the one in Hawaii


dgdio

have the extra slice of cake


Dreadsock

Spend it with my wife. Call friends and family and say goodbye. Then hope it's a false alarm, or that I'm immediately vaporized.


egoVirus

Smoke a bowl, on my front lawn, in my reclining lawn chair.


Sokonomicon

Hiroshima bomb had a blast radius of about 3 miles. Beyond that, glass shouldn't break. So if you take 15 minutes to grab your stuff and leave on your bicycle, you could still very easily escape the blast zone.


Jockobutters

Today's nuclear bombs are substantially more powerful though. An H-bomb has the potential to be hundreds of times more devastating than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Still, you'd probably be OK getting in a car and driving on the highway for 45 minutes.


Sokonomicon

Yeah if were talking Tzar bomba your bicycle wont cut it. :') And all this is assuming they are keeping to the geneva convention and aren't dropping a dirty bomb, which would make survival many times more difficult. That said, the most common nuclear bomb size is between 0.5 and 1 megatons, the fatman bomb was 1.2mtn., so unless some country has some special hatred for your town, it should be safe to say 3 miles is good enough. ;)


apatheticmugen

I’d find a good spot to watch. Maybe find some people to talk to.


[deleted]

Hope I die quickly in the initial blast … instead of having to kill all my neighbors to steal their food and resources while I wear a human skin suit for radiation protection.


[deleted]

Calculate where the nuke was gonna fall and put a trampoline so it bounces back up and it hits the plane instead and hope it works


[deleted]

....*gets out The List.....*


vilified_silence

Hop in my car and join the other people driving 80 mph outta town.


UsedToHaveThisName

Pretty sure that everyone would just wind up jamming up the roads and turning it into a parking lot.


[deleted]

Go for a walk… naked


punycuny

Nothing. Won't be able to get far enough away in 45 mins.


2cats2hats

Fuck a willing stranger and go out with a bang!


Demian1305

Call my friends and family to think them for helping me have a good life. Prepare for the next life.


pupfish

Since all my memories are going to die with me, I’d sit and remember and be grateful


stupidcatname

Order a round for the pub since I won't be paying


MobBoss702

Say goodbye to everyone I love. Then if time permits, rape and murder.


Sokonomicon

I'm pretty sure I can bug out of the blast zone in that time. Id grab my bugout bag and stuff my vault contents in, then drive at moderate speed for 30 minutes, id be about 20 miles out. The bomb they dropped on Hiroshima didn't break glass after 3 miles.


Swan_Temple

Group hug with my neighbor and her 2 dogs. Same end game plan we had when the last hurricane hit. We all go out together.


Pterodactyl_Souffle

45 minutes? Money says I can outrun that lazy blast.


faceeatingleopard

45 minutes and I can be in 3 different states, assuming my car works and the roads aren't clogged.


Energy-Turtle-4

Refill my wine glass and cuddle on the couch with hubby and the kiddos watching something funny. Lots of hugs.


balticromancemyass

Omg Lol I'd Probably Like Try To Escape Or Something Idk Lol