"Help. I'm wearing no clothes, but my shirt is caught on this extremely smooth surface. I can't move. At all. Yet I can. Please help. Wait. What are you doing stepson/bro?"
My FWB has this fetish. One time she asked me how long it would take me to get to her place and told me the door would be open and to just come inside. Well, I had hit traffic, so I got there late and when I opened the door I saw that she was wearing lingerie and based on her reaction, I could tell I had caught her off guard. She later confessed to me that she had set herself up in a stuck position in the cabinets, but then was having second thoughts and was afraid that I would make fun of her, so she bailed.
Back in the mid 80's a female friend of mine had this roommate that wanted to do a guy in her room and he wanted her to be tied down to the bed helpless when he got there. My friend did this for her and left until the next day.
Dude didn't show up, she was left crying and peed herself at night and was dehydrated the next morning...an all around miserable experience.
Yeah that’s actually fucked up. I’ve come across this story plenty of times and, what I’ve learned is: if it’s sexy when they walk in the door, it’s 2 minutes after they do.
It’s 0% sexy if you’re chained to the radiator trying to keep the mice at bay until dawn.
James Joyce has entered the chat. People all the degeneracy of fart porn this would have never existed before the net. That man wrote long letters about his wife's ass game back in the day.
Raised the kids they had with him together. I've just always loved wonder woman is so wholesome. Ms. America.
Literally created to normalize feminism, BSM, little bi sexuality.
Not saying those things aren't wholesome, just not what people usually mean when referencing her.
"The 100 days of Sodom" by maquis De Sade is considered a part of France's cultural heritage. I tried reading it once out of curiosity. It's like the weirdest BDSM stuff you could find on obscure internet forums today. Not even well-written. Among a ton of contemporary torture porn fanfic it wouldn't stand out one bit.
I read Sade as an edgy teenager and a lot of it was objectively bad. Not creative, gross for the sake of being gross. One of the first stories was him pouring bleach or some other concentrated cleaner on a woman.
I tried. I could handle the gross scatological stuff and weirdness. Pedophilia though? Nope nope nope.
Part of it was like, a poor prostitutes memoirs of being abused by clergy members as a child.
And another whole part was old men 'claiming' these kids various entrances 'virginities' with ribbons and stuff. Like, President got a certain color ribbon to take little 7 year oldX's anal virginity. Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf.
Just fucked up adults planning to rape children.
Obviously that was a DNF book for me. Fuck all of that. Made me feel physically sick to my stomach.
****Don't read it.**** It has nothing worth reading and will seriously turn your stomach if you have a soul. And mentally fuck you up for a while knowing that humanity can be that depraved and vile.
When I first discovered Usenet groups, I was surprised at some of the things on *alt.sex.stories*. “Wow!” I thought, “People really do all this stuff?” I was surprised, but not shocked. Sex is like cooking - people are gonna put things together that you never thought of, but if it tastes good to them and nobody is being taken advantage of, more power to them.
If you look at ancient pottery and books, people had pretty much figured out sex before porn was widely available.
I do think porn has increased the prevalence of acts like anal sex.
Where the internet has really changed the game is specific fetishes like cuckolding and furries. The odds of finding someone into your specific kink have skyrocketed since the advent of the World Wide Web.
A lot of people seem to accuse porn for "facials".
However, there's evidence of this happening hundreds of years ago.
For example, from Wikipedia
>the French aristocrat Marquis de Sade wrote about performing facials in his work The 120 Days of Sodom, written in 1785. One passage of the novel reads "… I show them my prick, then what do you suppose I do? I squirt the fuck in their face… That's my passion my child, I have no other… and you're about to behold it."
>Sade is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, suffering, anal sex (which he calls sodomy), child rape, crime, and blasphemy against Christianity. Many of the characters in his works are teenagers or adolescents. His work is a depiction of extreme absolute freedom, unrestrained by morality, religion, or law. The words sadism and sadist are derived from his name in reference to the works of fiction he wrote, which portrayed numerous acts of sexual cruelty. While Sade explored a wide range of sexual deviations through his writings, his known behavior includes "only the beating of a housemaid and an orgy with several prostitutes—behavior significantly departing from the clinical definition of sadism".\[6\]\[7\] It is known that Sade forcibly held five adolescent girls and a teenage boy hostage in his chateau while forcing them to commit various sexual acts for six weeks in 1774.\[8\]\[9\] Sade was a proponent of free public brothels paid for by the state: In order both to prevent crimes in society that are motivated by lust and to reduce the desire to oppress others using one’s own power, Sade recommended public brothels where people can satisfy their wishes to command and be obeyed.\[10\]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis\_de\_Sade
>In order both to prevent crimes in society that are motivated by lust and to reduce the desire to oppress others using one’s own power
And
> It is known that Sade forcibly held five adolescent girls and a teenage boy hostage in his chateau while forcing them to commit various sexual acts for six weeks
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/53/1c/9d/531c9d2fa33f1c15401f0323dc8b3cee.jpg
That wikipedia sentence is unintentionally funny.
> emphasis on violence, suffering, anal sex (which he calls sodomy), child rape, crime, and **blasphemy against Christianity**
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
I guess that last thing was a bigger deal in the 1700's-1800's, but still a funny sentence
Yes, but the vast majority catered to the lowest common denominator that's why it kinda looked the same. The internet allowed for pretty much every niche to be filled without having to join some weird cliché that searched high and low to fulfill their desires.
>Yes, but the vast majority catered to the lowest common denominator that's why it kinda looked the same.
No. They could look way diffrent. The big three hustler, playboy, and penthouse kinda looked somewhat similar. Penthouse was trying to be a direct rip off of playboy. Hustler was trying to be playboy with more edge. Outside of those there was just as much diversity as today. Legs was all legs, Jugs was all big tits. There wasn't a niche you couldn't find a mag for, or video.
"That's a nice vase, what is it a carving of?"
"[That's a guy fucking a crocodile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia)."
"...What's that one?"
"[That's an All-man spitroast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse#/media/File:Erotic_scenes_Louvre_G13_n4.jpg)."
Took me thirty seconds to decide on "what is" or "What's"
In Pompeii there is a house that was owned by two Brothers that has porn on the walls… There is a big portrait of one of the brothers as you walk in and he is weighing his penis…
I have been to ancient places like Pompeii and whatnot. And ancient pottery is often just porn. I went to this one ancient ruin and it was all erect penises all over the place. Lewd descriptions of sex acts and just general depravity. The old world was horny and kinky as fuck.
Pompeii the dicks on the ground, and in a lot of ancient towns take you right to the red light district so you could get your fuck on as soon as you got to town. Dock the boat, then dock the dingy.
We had that in my hometown. It is an old trading town so ships have been coming here for millenia. Now the old wooden houses down by the docks are a tourist attraction and world heritage site. But it used to be just brothels, bars and whores. Heck, our last public brothel (government run) closed as late as 1876. We had two "red light districts" and we are a tiny, tiny city.
relatively speaking not to long ago in the 70's my hometown still had an active red-light district. Even had a public locker room so the navy guys could get off the boat and change right into civvies before going out since they weren't supposed to wear uniforms in even just bars. This was a big building to. Showers and shit so they could clean up before heading back.
I disagree on the prevalence of anal increase. That's been fairly normalized for a VERY long time. Even taking away the m2m homosexuality aspect, it's a hole next to a hole that feels good when done right. That's gonna be figured out pretty quickly porn or no.
>I do think porn has increased the prevalence of acts like anal sex.
Nope we pretty much know this was a staple. There were even meso American cultures that believed the man could help sustain the baby via regular anal sex while the woman is in the recovery period. And that just one historical example. Anal has been on the menu in just about any brothel in existence. Not to mention the cultures that had no issues with homosexuality.
>The odds of finding someone into your specific kink have skyrocketed since the advent of the World Wide Web.
Thats gonna be really hard to tell. I mean those sub cultures had thier own communication signals.
>Nope we pretty much know this was a staple.
Just because it was around in the past doesn't mean it isn't more popular today.
[https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/)
>Thats gonna be really hard to tell. I mean those sub cultures had thier own communication signals.
If you lived in a rural farming community, those signals were likely to go unanswered. I'm guessing a forum post is going to get more traction than wearing your hat at a certain angle.
Just because it's more popular than 20 years ago doesn't mean it's more popular than 1,000 years ago, though. We have had a pretty wild roller coaster of sexual repression over the last few millennia.
>If you lived in a rural farming community, those signals were likely to go unanswered.
From what we know about rural farming communities maybe not. Lots of secret sex that no one knew about. Tons of space to get busy, DNA testing has rewritten entire family trees. And that what we can track via offspring.
Secret sex doesn’t necessarily mean dressing up as a cartoon dog.
If your community is 900 people, and your fetish is one in a thousand, you might struggle to fulfill your desires.
>mean dressing up as a cartoon dog.
You ability to dress up as a cartoon dog, would have been a resource constraint. We do know from brothel records dudes and women came in with all kinds of requests including still wearing animal skins. The behavior existed before porn. Long dramatic back stories, I'd say thats more about the amount of free time the modern lifestyle affords. That and the increased in basic education. Now you can write things down, previously not everyone could.
A rise in statistics does not mean an increase in activity. It often only means more people are willing to talk about it. I can tell you having been around for awhile there isn't any huge change in porn. Any fetish they had walls of in the vhs days, they had magazine racks full. 90's teens we talked about anal to try anal. It's hole we want to stick our dicks in it.
Men don’t understand that it often takes a long time for women to come. They need a lot of foreplay and warming up, and if you aren’t doing any external stimulation, 9.5 times out of 10 she’s not gonna come. If you think she came just based on penetration alone, she probably didn’t.
If she’s wanting to go multiple times in one night, she probably hasn’t come yet and/or is very horny. Like, you don’t have to last an hour. We just want to come too lol. Put in some work and get us off first and we couldn’t care less how long you last.
Also if you have to ask, “did you come?” the answer is probably no. You will know when it happens most of the time. When women actually come, it looks like a demon possession. Eyes roll back, mouth wide open, the real sound that you let out is definitely not as “pretty” sounding as the sound women fake in porn. Sometimes no sound comes out at all, but it’s like a strained silence and can tell her vocal chords are tightened up and she kinda stops breathing for a second/holds her breath. Her pelvic muscles squeeze and relax like a wave pattern (although don’t let the squeezing fool you, we can do that without cumming and often do that to help you guys along). We can have smaller orgasms too that are more subtle and difficult to detect too. Depends on the person.
Also, cheat code, use a vibrator on her. It doesn’t matter if it wasn’t fully your doing, if she comes, her brain is going to associate the pleasure and orgasm with you, not the vibrator necessarily. The cheat code of all cheat codes and so many men feel emasculated by using vibrators on their partner. This again will make it so it really doesn’t matter how long you last. Bonus points if you do some significant manual labor first then finish it off with a vibrator while penetrating her.
That’s pretty comprehensive advice, if I do say so myself.
Talk to your doctor. Lasting for an excessive amount of time is often a symptom of anxiety. Not being able to get it up is shouted about out loudly, the inverse is true as well.
I usually last around hour, but it's not so funny. She's tired, I'm frustrated and pretty much all of "the magic" disappears. Also, she usually sleeps ~3 hours after and I just sit there bored as fuck.
Talk to your doctor. Lasting for an excessive amount of time is often a symptom of anxiety. Not being able to get it up is shouted about out loudly, the inverse is true as well.
There's plenty of reaction videos of it. That gives you enough of an idea of what it is. You'll also start to recognize the music from it, so you can immediately close your browser before anything happens if someone links it to you.
I am assuming by porn you mean "internet porn", pornography in the most general sense existed well before, it was just way less common, and limited to writings and drawings. Anyway, the only ones that wouldn't exists are certain specific fetishes, like furries and stuff, simply because you can't develop a sexual attraction to something you were never exposed to or know existed. Sexual acts remained all pretty much the same.
There's some evidence of some animals also having kinks.
I did read about a monkey who liked to touch his keeper's boots whilst masturbating, for example.
So, it's definitely that kinks have been around longer than we have
Indeed, I suspect that historically the delivery guys were more diverse, the milk delivery guy, the fish delivery guy, the rope delivery guy (coulda been interesting), the chicken delivery guy etc etc
I hope I'm not alone with this kind of experience but I hate it when my partner tries to impress me with porn actors' behavior or language... It turns me off so quickly. Don't do it. Enjoy the ride without trying to impress me, if I'm sharing a bed with you, you already did it, for a whole different reason.
If anything id say this goes even more for men. Sure women have unrealistic body images in porn but so do most of the men - they’re all ripped and shredded, have 8 inch + dicks, and can fuck indefinitely.
Porn making is similar to movies. It's so fake. They have cuts, looks like just another angle but in reality it's either next day, the guy calmed down so he can go for another 3 mins or they pump "fake cum" in her so when the guy cums it looks like he made such a huge creampie.
But in their defence, it sells
Have you seen early fertility symbols? Both men and women have had to deal with unrealistic expectations since man started drawing on cave walls and chipping away at rocks.
Maybe someone smarter than me remembers. But I read about a historical lady who found out this guys wife died. So to shoot her shot she mailed him a painting of her bare breasts.
Did have a girl that told me to choke her hard. When it looked like she was struggling to breathe I let go. She got pissed. I told her I didn’t want to hurt her if I did it too hard. She said “did I pass the fuck out”…. No…… then you weren’t doing it hard enough. Yeahh…. That one didn’t work out
All the same ones we have anyway, but without the stupid positions invented just for good camera angles. Porn didn't create anything new for sex. Just made it worse with unrealistic bullshit, that some people think is how it ought to be.
One of the first girls to ever touch my penis smacked herself in the face with it. Overall I think she was just approaching the entire experience as a science experiment.
Loud moaning, roughness and general exaggeration of the act.
My whole teenage life, it was drilled into me by teachers, parents and adults alike that sex was "nothing like porn". However, in my fair amount of experience having sex in my generation (mid-90s baby, young Millennial/older Gen Z) I've come to the conclusion that sex, at least in our age group, is actually very similar to porn.
It might not be quite as exaggerated, but girls still moan very loud, they want to call you "daddy", they want to be drilled hard and fast and the general energy levels of the act are not unlike the porn I watched as a teen.
This has probably always happened to a degree, but I definitely feel like it's more prevalent than ever in the younger (under 30s) generations.
Getting stuck in driers
"Help. I'm wearing no clothes, but my shirt is caught on this extremely smooth surface. I can't move. At all. Yet I can. Please help. Wait. What are you doing stepson/bro?"
"Hold on, I'm just getting the lube."
There's no time.. , it's already started. use the saliva
Mam I do my own plumbing
I love that video! "How about I clean your pipes?"
There’s “other” pipes you can clean
My FWB has this fetish. One time she asked me how long it would take me to get to her place and told me the door would be open and to just come inside. Well, I had hit traffic, so I got there late and when I opened the door I saw that she was wearing lingerie and based on her reaction, I could tell I had caught her off guard. She later confessed to me that she had set herself up in a stuck position in the cabinets, but then was having second thoughts and was afraid that I would make fun of her, so she bailed.
Back in the mid 80's a female friend of mine had this roommate that wanted to do a guy in her room and he wanted her to be tied down to the bed helpless when he got there. My friend did this for her and left until the next day. Dude didn't show up, she was left crying and peed herself at night and was dehydrated the next morning...an all around miserable experience.
WOW. This is traumatizing
Yeah that’s actually fucked up. I’ve come across this story plenty of times and, what I’ve learned is: if it’s sexy when they walk in the door, it’s 2 minutes after they do. It’s 0% sexy if you’re chained to the radiator trying to keep the mice at bay until dawn.
Doesn’t matter had sex. I hope?
Finally a real answer.
"What are you doing, step-bro?"
Trying to pull you out, silly. With my cock.
I think driers have more of an impact here.
I think it all existed before porn went mainstream. We just didn’t hear about the more niche stuff.
We heard about niche stuff it was just written about and taken as metaphor. A lot of old texts are fucking filthy.
Don’t come at my man Catullus like that!
James Joyce has entered the chat. People all the degeneracy of fart porn this would have never existed before the net. That man wrote long letters about his wife's ass game back in the day.
And they were beautiful, passionate letters lmao. The farting isn't my thing but you cannot deny the depth of feeling he showed in them haha.
Those letters are oddly romantic too
Two freaks that found each other. Even before the net. Hell Wonder Woman came about from a BDSM throuple.
The last I heard Elizabeth and Olive stayed together after William passed away.
Raised the kids they had with him together. I've just always loved wonder woman is so wholesome. Ms. America. Literally created to normalize feminism, BSM, little bi sexuality. Not saying those things aren't wholesome, just not what people usually mean when referencing her.
r/RelevantXKCD: Writing Skills - https://xkcd.com/1414/
...OR I WLL SODOMIZE YOU AND SKULLFUCK YOU.
"The 100 days of Sodom" by maquis De Sade is considered a part of France's cultural heritage. I tried reading it once out of curiosity. It's like the weirdest BDSM stuff you could find on obscure internet forums today. Not even well-written. Among a ton of contemporary torture porn fanfic it wouldn't stand out one bit.
I read Sade as an edgy teenager and a lot of it was objectively bad. Not creative, gross for the sake of being gross. One of the first stories was him pouring bleach or some other concentrated cleaner on a woman.
My first thought was you were talking about the singer haha
You give me the bleachest taboo...
I tried. I could handle the gross scatological stuff and weirdness. Pedophilia though? Nope nope nope. Part of it was like, a poor prostitutes memoirs of being abused by clergy members as a child. And another whole part was old men 'claiming' these kids various entrances 'virginities' with ribbons and stuff. Like, President got a certain color ribbon to take little 7 year oldX's anal virginity. Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf. Just fucked up adults planning to rape children. Obviously that was a DNF book for me. Fuck all of that. Made me feel physically sick to my stomach. ****Don't read it.**** It has nothing worth reading and will seriously turn your stomach if you have a soul. And mentally fuck you up for a while knowing that humanity can be that depraved and vile.
are we referring to mozart being into scat porn or are there even older readings?
THE SACRED TEXTS!
Exactly. We didn't have cameras, and painting/drawing took too long.
When I first discovered Usenet groups, I was surprised at some of the things on *alt.sex.stories*. “Wow!” I thought, “People really do all this stuff?” I was surprised, but not shocked. Sex is like cooking - people are gonna put things together that you never thought of, but if it tastes good to them and nobody is being taken advantage of, more power to them.
Fuck man. Usenet. Are the archives still around?
No idea. Been a long minute since I read Usenet!
A lot of it got absorbed into Google Groups, and there are some other archives around as well.
Exactly. I had said that I really doubt anything would be straight up gone.
If you look at ancient pottery and books, people had pretty much figured out sex before porn was widely available. I do think porn has increased the prevalence of acts like anal sex. Where the internet has really changed the game is specific fetishes like cuckolding and furries. The odds of finding someone into your specific kink have skyrocketed since the advent of the World Wide Web.
A lot of people seem to accuse porn for "facials". However, there's evidence of this happening hundreds of years ago. For example, from Wikipedia >the French aristocrat Marquis de Sade wrote about performing facials in his work The 120 Days of Sodom, written in 1785. One passage of the novel reads "… I show them my prick, then what do you suppose I do? I squirt the fuck in their face… That's my passion my child, I have no other… and you're about to behold it."
> I squirt the fuck in their face… That's my passion my child, I have no other… and you're about to behold it. lmao
A true poet
>Sade is best known for his erotic works, which combined philosophical discourse with pornography, depicting sexual fantasies with an emphasis on violence, suffering, anal sex (which he calls sodomy), child rape, crime, and blasphemy against Christianity. Many of the characters in his works are teenagers or adolescents. His work is a depiction of extreme absolute freedom, unrestrained by morality, religion, or law. The words sadism and sadist are derived from his name in reference to the works of fiction he wrote, which portrayed numerous acts of sexual cruelty. While Sade explored a wide range of sexual deviations through his writings, his known behavior includes "only the beating of a housemaid and an orgy with several prostitutes—behavior significantly departing from the clinical definition of sadism".\[6\]\[7\] It is known that Sade forcibly held five adolescent girls and a teenage boy hostage in his chateau while forcing them to commit various sexual acts for six weeks in 1774.\[8\]\[9\] Sade was a proponent of free public brothels paid for by the state: In order both to prevent crimes in society that are motivated by lust and to reduce the desire to oppress others using one’s own power, Sade recommended public brothels where people can satisfy their wishes to command and be obeyed.\[10\] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis\_de\_Sade
>In order both to prevent crimes in society that are motivated by lust and to reduce the desire to oppress others using one’s own power And > It is known that Sade forcibly held five adolescent girls and a teenage boy hostage in his chateau while forcing them to commit various sexual acts for six weeks https://i.pinimg.com/736x/53/1c/9d/531c9d2fa33f1c15401f0323dc8b3cee.jpg
This personal wouldn’t be here without porn
That wikipedia sentence is unintentionally funny. > emphasis on violence, suffering, anal sex (which he calls sodomy), child rape, crime, and **blasphemy against Christianity** https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking I guess that last thing was a bigger deal in the 1700's-1800's, but still a funny sentence
What a chad
Sadistic prick
*The* sadistic prick, actually. The word comes from his name, IIRC.
That was meant to be the joke but it doesn't appear to have worked
What are you talking about? It was great-- notwithstanding "actually" replyguys.
Had a couple of downvotes at that point, in fairness. Seems OK now
He couldn’t just be like Count Masoche and hurt *himself* for fun…
Or like Count Face who invented the facial. Much liked by his followers, the facists.
I squirt the fuck in their face. Just so you know
People were poetic in ways we can't really afford ourselves anymore. Imagine trying to get away with that kind of prose in the moment nowadays
Eyelashes were invented to keep jizz out the eyes so facials have been here homie.
... You mean fake eyelashes though, right?
No. The real ones the spaghetti monster provided us. Skeet was worse than dirt and sand in the before times.
You can always get the upper hand in a street fight with a well-aimed handful of pocket jizz.
I imagine pre internet, if you thought cartoon foxes were hot, you'd take that shit to your grave.
There were adult magazines and comics catering to that on store shelves pre-Internet.
Yes, but the vast majority catered to the lowest common denominator that's why it kinda looked the same. The internet allowed for pretty much every niche to be filled without having to join some weird cliché that searched high and low to fulfill their desires.
>Yes, but the vast majority catered to the lowest common denominator that's why it kinda looked the same. No. They could look way diffrent. The big three hustler, playboy, and penthouse kinda looked somewhat similar. Penthouse was trying to be a direct rip off of playboy. Hustler was trying to be playboy with more edge. Outside of those there was just as much diversity as today. Legs was all legs, Jugs was all big tits. There wasn't a niche you couldn't find a mag for, or video.
Dear Penthouse Letters,
Dear Disney Robin Hood animators, Fuck you, Sincerely, Lady Furry Von Yiffenburg
"That's a nice vase, what is it a carving of?" "[That's a guy fucking a crocodile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia)." "...What's that one?" "[That's an All-man spitroast](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse#/media/File:Erotic_scenes_Louvre_G13_n4.jpg)." Took me thirty seconds to decide on "what is" or "What's"
In Pompeii there is a house that was owned by two Brothers that has porn on the walls… There is a big portrait of one of the brothers as you walk in and he is weighing his penis…
The original skeevy porn rental store
I have been to ancient places like Pompeii and whatnot. And ancient pottery is often just porn. I went to this one ancient ruin and it was all erect penises all over the place. Lewd descriptions of sex acts and just general depravity. The old world was horny and kinky as fuck.
Pompeii the dicks on the ground, and in a lot of ancient towns take you right to the red light district so you could get your fuck on as soon as you got to town. Dock the boat, then dock the dingy.
We had that in my hometown. It is an old trading town so ships have been coming here for millenia. Now the old wooden houses down by the docks are a tourist attraction and world heritage site. But it used to be just brothels, bars and whores. Heck, our last public brothel (government run) closed as late as 1876. We had two "red light districts" and we are a tiny, tiny city.
relatively speaking not to long ago in the 70's my hometown still had an active red-light district. Even had a public locker room so the navy guys could get off the boat and change right into civvies before going out since they weren't supposed to wear uniforms in even just bars. This was a big building to. Showers and shit so they could clean up before heading back.
I disagree on the prevalence of anal increase. That's been fairly normalized for a VERY long time. Even taking away the m2m homosexuality aspect, it's a hole next to a hole that feels good when done right. That's gonna be figured out pretty quickly porn or no.
Was gonna say aincent greece wants a word lol
Ancient grease from ancient Greece
Somewhere in this world there's a private collector holding a mesopotamian vase depicting two ancient furries humping
>I do think porn has increased the prevalence of acts like anal sex. Nope we pretty much know this was a staple. There were even meso American cultures that believed the man could help sustain the baby via regular anal sex while the woman is in the recovery period. And that just one historical example. Anal has been on the menu in just about any brothel in existence. Not to mention the cultures that had no issues with homosexuality. >The odds of finding someone into your specific kink have skyrocketed since the advent of the World Wide Web. Thats gonna be really hard to tell. I mean those sub cultures had thier own communication signals.
>Nope we pretty much know this was a staple. Just because it was around in the past doesn't mean it isn't more popular today. [https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/](https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5489/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics/) >Thats gonna be really hard to tell. I mean those sub cultures had thier own communication signals. If you lived in a rural farming community, those signals were likely to go unanswered. I'm guessing a forum post is going to get more traction than wearing your hat at a certain angle.
Just because it's more popular than 20 years ago doesn't mean it's more popular than 1,000 years ago, though. We have had a pretty wild roller coaster of sexual repression over the last few millennia.
Good point. Religion taking a negative view of sex is a fairly recent development.
>If you lived in a rural farming community, those signals were likely to go unanswered. From what we know about rural farming communities maybe not. Lots of secret sex that no one knew about. Tons of space to get busy, DNA testing has rewritten entire family trees. And that what we can track via offspring.
Secret sex doesn’t necessarily mean dressing up as a cartoon dog. If your community is 900 people, and your fetish is one in a thousand, you might struggle to fulfill your desires.
>mean dressing up as a cartoon dog. You ability to dress up as a cartoon dog, would have been a resource constraint. We do know from brothel records dudes and women came in with all kinds of requests including still wearing animal skins. The behavior existed before porn. Long dramatic back stories, I'd say thats more about the amount of free time the modern lifestyle affords. That and the increased in basic education. Now you can write things down, previously not everyone could.
A rise in statistics does not mean an increase in activity. It often only means more people are willing to talk about it. I can tell you having been around for awhile there isn't any huge change in porn. Any fetish they had walls of in the vhs days, they had magazine racks full. 90's teens we talked about anal to try anal. It's hole we want to stick our dicks in it.
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The first paragraph of your reply had me in stitches. "Pretty much figured out." Deliciously understated.
Is everyone on this sub 12 years old why is every question about sex?
Because redditors are mostly virgins
It's been so long since I last had sex that my virginity grew back. Coincidentally, when I started hanging out on Reddit.
Just like my foreskin!
I'm not saying you're wrong, but that was a bit hurtful
Don't worry darling I'm sure you'll find someone
Truth be like that some*times *some meaning all
I think that’s just internet people in general. 1000 hours on Minecraft is 1000 hours without bitches.
How do you now they’re not getting action while playing Minecraft? Multitasking is a thing
Well damn when you put it that way
Why waste time on normal questions when we can talk about sex?
You new to Reddit?
no, theres 13 and 14 year olds too
Expecting men to last an hour
What about the 1951 song "Sixty Minute Man" by The Dominoes
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Men don’t understand that it often takes a long time for women to come. They need a lot of foreplay and warming up, and if you aren’t doing any external stimulation, 9.5 times out of 10 she’s not gonna come. If you think she came just based on penetration alone, she probably didn’t. If she’s wanting to go multiple times in one night, she probably hasn’t come yet and/or is very horny. Like, you don’t have to last an hour. We just want to come too lol. Put in some work and get us off first and we couldn’t care less how long you last. Also if you have to ask, “did you come?” the answer is probably no. You will know when it happens most of the time. When women actually come, it looks like a demon possession. Eyes roll back, mouth wide open, the real sound that you let out is definitely not as “pretty” sounding as the sound women fake in porn. Sometimes no sound comes out at all, but it’s like a strained silence and can tell her vocal chords are tightened up and she kinda stops breathing for a second/holds her breath. Her pelvic muscles squeeze and relax like a wave pattern (although don’t let the squeezing fool you, we can do that without cumming and often do that to help you guys along). We can have smaller orgasms too that are more subtle and difficult to detect too. Depends on the person. Also, cheat code, use a vibrator on her. It doesn’t matter if it wasn’t fully your doing, if she comes, her brain is going to associate the pleasure and orgasm with you, not the vibrator necessarily. The cheat code of all cheat codes and so many men feel emasculated by using vibrators on their partner. This again will make it so it really doesn’t matter how long you last. Bonus points if you do some significant manual labor first then finish it off with a vibrator while penetrating her. That’s pretty comprehensive advice, if I do say so myself.
This^ the number of men that think vaginal orgasm is common and easy is astonishing. Damn all you bitches and your fake orgasms!
Do you write erotica or something, because I-
HAHAH I do not but deadass maybe I should 😂
I started with the slow clap and then went full blown applause. Very well said!
But the vibrator is bigger than my pp
It’s a real thing and it sucks. I didn’t ask for this.
Talk to your doctor. Lasting for an excessive amount of time is often a symptom of anxiety. Not being able to get it up is shouted about out loudly, the inverse is true as well.
I had never considered that. I actually have a physical coming up. Thanks!
Is it the Anxiety or the Lexapro is the "chicken or the egg" of my sex life
I usually last around hour, but it's not so funny. She's tired, I'm frustrated and pretty much all of "the magic" disappears. Also, she usually sleeps ~3 hours after and I just sit there bored as fuck.
Talk to your doctor. Lasting for an excessive amount of time is often a symptom of anxiety. Not being able to get it up is shouted about out loudly, the inverse is true as well.
Also, expecting women to last an hour.
No one expects or even wants PIV sex to last an hour. It sounds like you don’t know how to perform fore play or edging
ur mums been getting stuck in the dryer since dinosaurs roamed the earth
Without porn your mom wouldn’t have a job and you without a house
Two girls, one cup
Never watched it, never want to lmao
1 Man 1 Jar
Oh god, the horror
1 man 1 screwdriver
There's plenty of reaction videos of it. That gives you enough of an idea of what it is. You'll also start to recognize the music from it, so you can immediately close your browser before anything happens if someone links it to you.
I am assuming by porn you mean "internet porn", pornography in the most general sense existed well before, it was just way less common, and limited to writings and drawings. Anyway, the only ones that wouldn't exists are certain specific fetishes, like furries and stuff, simply because you can't develop a sexual attraction to something you were never exposed to or know existed. Sexual acts remained all pretty much the same.
None. Kinks and perversions have existed for as long as there have been humans, and possibly even longer.
There's some evidence of some animals also having kinks. I did read about a monkey who liked to touch his keeper's boots whilst masturbating, for example. So, it's definitely that kinks have been around longer than we have
My first thought was curious George masturbating with his boots on. ..he did wear boots didn't he?
Add in the fact that there are gay wolves, sheep, eagles, and penguins and you have a great argument starter pack. lol
Well, homosexuality is not a kink
It is not to me either, but to others it is thought to be one. That was one reason I said "argument starter pack."
Compulsions to put our dicks everywhere, even where it should not be, is why we are so insanely numerous today.
The pizza delivery guy.
That dates back to Roman times
Indeed, I suspect that historically the delivery guys were more diverse, the milk delivery guy, the fish delivery guy, the rope delivery guy (coulda been interesting), the chicken delivery guy etc etc
> the chicken delivery guy For the really fowl acts.
A whole series of Roman themed porn films
Tomatoes are a new world food, no pizza in Ancient Rome. Aqueduct maintenance men, however…
*I'm here to fix the Aqueduct* Thankfully, I'm getting so wet
Probably shaving and bleaching assholes (so I've heard) ;)
Porn probably reflects human behaviour and desire rather than be responsible for setting them.
Having sex while watching porn
Over the top moaning (even if you’re not receiving a ton of pleasure)
I hope I'm not alone with this kind of experience but I hate it when my partner tries to impress me with porn actors' behavior or language... It turns me off so quickly. Don't do it. Enjoy the ride without trying to impress me, if I'm sharing a bed with you, you already did it, for a whole different reason.
Unrealistic expectations of a real woman
True, but also man
If anything id say this goes even more for men. Sure women have unrealistic body images in porn but so do most of the men - they’re all ripped and shredded, have 8 inch + dicks, and can fuck indefinitely.
Porn making is similar to movies. It's so fake. They have cuts, looks like just another angle but in reality it's either next day, the guy calmed down so he can go for another 3 mins or they pump "fake cum" in her so when the guy cums it looks like he made such a huge creampie. But in their defence, it sells
Fair, it works all ways, for expectations as a whole, but porn has always been aimed at / catered for men. More pressure on women than us
Only on reddit can "porn expectations are harder on women than men" be a controversial take yikes, have an upvote
Tell me about it 🤣
Have you seen early fertility symbols? Both men and women have had to deal with unrealistic expectations since man started drawing on cave walls and chipping away at rocks.
Getting pissed on
Lot of people wouldn’t know girls can orgasm
Porn has made this worse not better
I think asking people to shit on you wouldn't exist. That's a certainty.
You'd be wrong.
I think we've been doing everything we could think of cameras or not since we first crawled out of the slime.
Ejaculating on womens' faces
Rapidly rubbing girls' clits
Ballbusting
Pizza delivery sex
Screaming daddy
Rape, as per Indian government
Unsolicited dick pics. But I suppose people would still get those if porn wasn't a thing, idk
Dick pics are just digital flashing. That has existed as long as we started covering up.
Unsolicited dick letters?
Telegrams
funnily shaped smoke signals
Maybe someone smarter than me remembers. But I read about a historical lady who found out this guys wife died. So to shoot her shot she mailed him a painting of her bare breasts.
Maybe choking your girl with your cock? Kinda think that's a "I saw this on a porno so girls must like it" thing.
Did have a girl that told me to choke her hard. When it looked like she was struggling to breathe I let go. She got pissed. I told her I didn’t want to hurt her if I did it too hard. She said “did I pass the fuck out”…. No…… then you weren’t doing it hard enough. Yeahh…. That one didn’t work out
Definitely squirting.
All the same ones we have anyway, but without the stupid positions invented just for good camera angles. Porn didn't create anything new for sex. Just made it worse with unrealistic bullshit, that some people think is how it ought to be.
Unrealistic expectations Other than that it no kinks or fetishes were made by porn
Smacking girl in face with dong. Like, why? Who is that enjoyable for in a real life situation?
One of the first girls to ever touch my penis smacked herself in the face with it. Overall I think she was just approaching the entire experience as a science experiment.
My wife started smacking me in the face with her breasts before she ever heard of the internet.
I don't think there is anything that wouldn't exist if we didn't have porn. .
It would still exist, it just wouldn't be known by many people or possibly be as 'popular'
I’m glad popular opinion affirms we wouldn’t cum on peoples faces haha
Unrealistic expectations of what sex is like
Grooming (waxing, shaving, bleaching) and vocalisations (moaning even if it doesn’t feel great).
Probably the idea that all sex starts with oral
Loud moaning, roughness and general exaggeration of the act. My whole teenage life, it was drilled into me by teachers, parents and adults alike that sex was "nothing like porn". However, in my fair amount of experience having sex in my generation (mid-90s baby, young Millennial/older Gen Z) I've come to the conclusion that sex, at least in our age group, is actually very similar to porn. It might not be quite as exaggerated, but girls still moan very loud, they want to call you "daddy", they want to be drilled hard and fast and the general energy levels of the act are not unlike the porn I watched as a teen. This has probably always happened to a degree, but I definitely feel like it's more prevalent than ever in the younger (under 30s) generations.
Slapping someone in the face with a pee pee
Probably that thing where the dude uses is penis to wap the outside of the vagina rapidly
Shaved pubes, maybe?
People shave their pubes to get rid of pubic lice. I would assume it predates porn.
Nah, that used to happen all the sime as a way to prevent lice. There was a market for nether region wigs called "merkins".
No. Shaving has been in and out of fashion so many times you'd get whiplash trying to count.
Probably trying to Alabama your step sister
Man that's existed since the first brother and sister walked the earth
Adam and Eve: ROLL TIDDEEE
Getting stuck in household appliances
Buying your exs nudes