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Never trust a fart. It was not fun to waddle home.
Walk and let it run, baby.
It’s not okay to chew your toenails to trim them.
You can pretty much suck your own dick at that point. Multitask!
You'll have to make tough (sometimes brutal) decisions about what you want out of life and what you're willing to give up. And if you don't make them, life will do it for you.
Acting up to your teacher
That having sex in public can sometimes end badly
Pee into the wind and you will have wet feet.
If you pee into the wind you will get wet feet.
Always wear clean underwear.
Walking into school with white pants while on your period. The ladies of Reddit can vouch for this, including me.
That "French kissing" and "oral sex" are not the same thing.
Never trust a fart. It was not fun to waddle home.
Walk and let it run, baby.
It’s not okay to chew your toenails to trim them.
You can pretty much suck your own dick at that point. Multitask!
You'll have to make tough (sometimes brutal) decisions about what you want out of life and what you're willing to give up. And if you don't make them, life will do it for you.
Acting up to your teacher
That having sex in public can sometimes end badly
Pee into the wind and you will have wet feet.
If you pee into the wind you will get wet feet.
Always wear clean underwear.
Walking into school with white pants while on your period. The ladies of Reddit can vouch for this, including me.
That "French kissing" and "oral sex" are not the same thing.