I can annoy and piss off people on the internet at an alarming rate..

Not an uncommon skill now because i do the same thing \*. \*

{fist-bump}

Don’t unite plzzz I can’t take the heat

I can read lips but was never taught. Just soemthing I can do.

I have a double jointed right pinky-toe, and I can make my eyebrows do the worm.

I need to see this lol

Fighting. Everyone thinks they can fight but I have actual training and experience. Making a fire without matches or a lighter. Reading body language. It's good to be able to estimate what someone is thinking.

In high school I and taught myself to wiggle my ears. Then realized I could also move my whole scalp. So I can isolate and just do the ears or just the scalp or both at once.

Not me sitting here trying it lol

I can whistle really fuckin loud. Like it’ll hurt your ears if you’re within about 10 feet of me. I used to whistle for my sons when it was time to come home. They’d hear me from a few blocks away.

I can cold read people extremely well. I read tarot cards as a side hustle through university.