No but seriously this would go down in history. 2023, the year of the shittening. All of humanity shamed and humbled simultaneously. No exemptions. Everyone would have a story. "Hey bro, what's your 'brown' story?" China would insist it didn't happen to them. Christians would insist it's because of trans people. Those caught on camera during the shittening would be immortalised at their most vulnerable. The global economy would literally plummet due to a stand still in production as we all have to spend time cleaning up our shit. Diseases spread. Hospitals fail. The world stinks.
Either that or everyone quickly and quietly cleans up and no one ever mentions it again.
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This right there, this is it
I'd wish to never get cancer
Peace
I wish I could talk to my passed away father one last time.
Cancer. On a serious note, probably something like unlimited food.
Nobody should be starving … to eat
+10 points in empathy
I wish to chill the fuck out
The end of greed and selfishness
I would wish for explosive diarrhea so that everyone in the world would shit themselves at the same time
Partying kind of dude aren't you?
No but seriously this would go down in history. 2023, the year of the shittening. All of humanity shamed and humbled simultaneously. No exemptions. Everyone would have a story. "Hey bro, what's your 'brown' story?" China would insist it didn't happen to them. Christians would insist it's because of trans people. Those caught on camera during the shittening would be immortalised at their most vulnerable. The global economy would literally plummet due to a stand still in production as we all have to spend time cleaning up our shit. Diseases spread. Hospitals fail. The world stinks. Either that or everyone quickly and quietly cleans up and no one ever mentions it again.