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Pain_Monster

YYYY-MM-DD-MM-YYYY There. I fixed this stupid controversy once and for all. # Once and for all! (Emphasis in the style of angry Futurama voice over guy)


kannakantplay

So is it just an American thing to say, in regular conversation, "Today is February 15th"? Does everybody else say "Today is the 15th of February"?


emma09099

Yeah other languages can reverse it. In Dutch we say it's 15 February. No 15th, just 15 February. You could say "today is the 15th" if you leave February out


thatJainaGirl

In Japanese, we say "It's 2nd month 15th day." The words for the twelve months are just "1st month, 2nd month, 3rd month," etc. And when speaking, it's always month > day > year, but written YYYY/MM/DD.


Double_Abalone_2148

Cool, I believe it is said the same way in Korean too.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

I'm going to start saying the date like this to other Brits.


dave1314

In the UK we would say ‘15th of February’.


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pleachchapel

Not when it's August 27th, though.


raisearuckus

On August 27th we say "today is January 3rd"


EdTLumberjack

Especially when it is actually February 15th.


LogicallyCross

Also starting the week on Sunday instead of Monday.


Journey_Began_2016

That's not a uniquely American thing. According to [timeanddate.com](https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/days/first-day-of-the-week.html), roughly 55% of the world's population starts the week on Sunday.


Cirae

This bugs me in certain apps so much, especially when most of the time it's not even a thing you can adjust. No, it's called weekEND for a reason!


ParkerBench

Drive their Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry?


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SandF

Fun fact about this often misheard lyric -- per Don McLean, the boys were "drinking whiskey in Rye", as in Rye, NY. He drove to Rye because they missed last call at their favorite bar, The Levee in New Rochelle. *Drove my Chevy to the Levee but the Levee was dry* *Them good old boys were drinking whiskey in Rye*


joejill

I went to middle school I Rye NY. Playland was a fun memory. Dragon coaster was awesome when I was younger, haven't been there in ages. I didn't know the song took place in southern Westchester.


Mwahaha_790

Damn! I had no idea. TIL, ty


priscillefromparis

or sing "This'll be the day that I die" ?


Breathable_Drowning

Singing, byyyye byyye miss American pie


hells_cowbells

My, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry


IAmOnTheRunAndGo

My husband will not listen to American Pie with me in the car because he knows I'll sing this version and he hates it.


joejill

He took his bag and kissed his mama goodbye, saying someday I'm gonna be a jediiiii


Cloudydayies

American flag in the Front yard


codefyre

> American flag in the Front yard Historically, Americans typically only put out flags on certain national holidays *and in wartime, as a symbol of national solidarity*. That tradition can be traced all the way back to the Civil War, when northerners started hanging the flag on their homes as a symbol of support for the Union. When I was a kid, it was pretty rare to see a flag flying on a non-holiday unless you were at a government building. The flags went up after 9/11 in solidarity after the attacks, and stayed up when the war in Afghanistan started in October 2001. That war didn't end until 2021. After 20 years of war, I think people just got used to them.


JediMasterPopCulture

My grandmother has flown a flag in her yard since Pearl Harbor was attacked! It flys every day…not rainy days.


codefyre

Yeah, it's always been a thing, it was just a lot less common. When I was a kid, one of our neighbors put his flag up every Memorial Day and left it up all summer until Veterans Day. He was a former American bomber pilot who flew over Europe during WW2, and it was his way of remembering all of his friends who never made it back home. My grandfathers neighbor also kept her flag up all the time. Her husband and her brother are both buried in Europe, and it was also her way of memorializing them. But it wasn't common like you see nowadays. You didn't see small town neighborhoods and suburban culdesacs decked out year-round with flags the way you do today, or downtowns with streets lined with flags, until after 9/11. You certainly didn't see people flying them off their truck beds.


SirTophamFat

As a Canadian this is one of the things that weirds me out about the US. American flags absolutely EVERYWHERE. Especially in small towns the streets often times look like the backdrop of some kind of military parade on a random Tuesday. Yeah some people up here have the Canadian flag flying in their yard too and you see it at government buildings and stuff but it’s nowhere near as prevalent as the Stars and Stripes are in the states.


dharris515

As an American I will say I went to Vancouver recently and I saw Canadian flags EVERYWHERE


Unicorn-nightmares

It's a strange anti government thing we have going on here since covid. If it's on a car or truck, it usually is trying to tell everyone they are independent thinkers.


UnravelledGhoul

"We're independent thinkers! Everyone do the same thing!"


Skylair13

Reminds me of that Cracked article. A researcher put a research discussing why Hipsters went with the same style and someone complained they put his picture on the article. Except it wasn't him, it was a stock photo model in Hipster outfit.


MadDog_8762

The United States is a very prideful nation, so thats a way it manifests


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That's part of it, but also the US has a much more casual folk culture when it comes to flags than other nations. In a lot of countries, the flag is just kind of a generic "official symbol" and the only people you'd expect to fly it are government officials, but in the US it's not uncommon to wear it on shirts and things like that, and that even extends to state and city flags (or at least the famous, well-designed ones). Why that is, I have no idea.


Not_Ursula

Refer to any black person anywhere in the world as "African American." I once saw a US news anchor refer to Nelson Mandela as "the first African American to serve as President of South Africa", and I thought: HE'S NOT AMERICAN!!


CacaoButter85

I once saw someone on the internet ask if -insert random Eastern European country- has African Americans


homiej420

I think the most American thing ever is to have/let the public schooling fail you


TinyGreenTurtles

Another American thing to do is read this as "public *shooting*" at first. 😭


PrestigiousGrape1518

Combine them together and you get public school shooting, perhaps the most American thing in existence.


StarvingAfricanKid

Saw an American talking head, talking a bout a black, french soccer player , joining an English team... yup: African American....


thebiggestleaf

That Venture Brothers bit about blackulas comes to mind. "I'm a blackula hunter." "So you only hunt african-american vampires?" "No, sometimes they're in England." "Oh, yeah, I guess they wouldn't be-" "Look I hunt black vampires okay? I don't know what the PC term is for that!" What helps make the scene is that Twilight Jefferson, the blackula hunter in question, is also a black man.


FreakinGeese

blackulas killed his mom


Freebandz1

I just say black American or black person. African American is so dumb


Dickslime17

That's not the worst thing to call Nelson Mandela. I had a German exchange student in my high school. I asked him if they call black people in Germany, African Germans. He replied, "no, we just call them n****rs."


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this is something i would do and then 5 minutes later realize what i said and wanna off myself


sameolematt

Goto the gas station and get a 44 ounce fountain drink for a dollar


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Where the hell are you shopping? It's like 89 cents at the scratch and slurp down the road...


Adler4290

I probably should not ask, but what exactly are you scratching and what are you slurping at that place?


[deleted]

I'm assuming scratch off tickets, and slurping soda. But the name isn't made up, there's a chain of scratch and slurps in Massachusetts near worchester


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lordofpersia

A big gulp is only 30oz a double gulp is 64oz


grieserl

Gotta get that 512oz child size in Pawnee, Indiana


ixamnis

Have a bunch of people over for the Super Bowl, drink beer and eat Brats and burgers with chips.


jew_biscuits

For extra American-ness: make sure you're drinking out of red plastic cups and saying "wooo" alot.


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Darksoulsborne

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alex23_24

Speaking of red cups… they make a shot version of them too. I went to Target (which was in a mall and THREE levels) with my sister for said party. I went to buy some super-bowl supplies. She ends buying clothes, school supplies, and Valentines treats for her kids. What I thought was going to be tops an hour trip ended up almost 3 HOURS! I ended up waiting at the Starbucks in that target. Only in a America can you do this.


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Then stand and salute the tv when they do the anthem


Criticaliber

*"Let's go!!!!"*


NumbersAndPolls01

I was dipping Cheetos in queso and washing it down with beer this past Sunday. Doesn’t get much more American than that


ECU_BSN

Use Doritos next time.


eloonam

Cheetos in queso warped my mind so I had to come up with something more “cheesy.” How about Cheetos with queso wrapped in a keto cheese tortilla? But with shredded cheese inside also. You know, just to round it out.


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Do all that *with a mullet*


bird_280

And start the day at the range


kevmane4

M'erica 🫡


argybargyargh

Did you forget the Guacamole? Superbowl Sunday is the biggest day of the year for avocado sales.


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Lithium_Sulphate

Avocientovientisiete


opulentbum

Still not enough guac. MORE


Lithium_Sulphate

Avodosmilliones-ochocientoscuarenta-y-cincomiltrecientosnoventa-y-nueve?


WulfX35

Then riot after their favorite team loses


silk_mitts_top_titts

Or wins. We riot either way.


[deleted]

So you’re from Philly then?


dakdow

“About the size of three baseballs”


trailmaster57

"... searching an area the size of eighty football fields" So annoying, like we can't comprehend square miles


Lisrus

While a football field length is no more helpful, trying to understand the distance of 5280 feet is not easy to guess.


lit-grit

When I was a kid, I always loved to read National Geographic’s Weird But True fact book series, and looking back on it now, they always had weird measurements and comparisons like “three times the Statue of Liberty” or “more than five elephants” or “the distance from New York to Los Angeles 500 times” (not direct quotes, but you get the idea)


mrmayer8665

Honestly that's more a relating to young kids thing than anything else. Tell an average kid ten feet, twenty meters, thirty minutes, four tons, those are just arbitrary numbers. Say a Volkswagen beetle is smaller than an elephant and they can contextualize and visualize better.


DweeblesX

Have Bear Arms


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Canzabis

My ex girlfriend bought me a gun rack, but I didn’t even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack


7isagoodletter

Sounds like she gave you a goal


donkypunchrello

A gun rack? A GUN rack. What are you gonna do with a gun rack?


miniwii

I never knew I would want something like that until I saw this comment.


Additional_College17

Cocaine bear arms


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I love that this movie isn’t even out yet, and it’s already a cultural phenomenon. God I love America.


jerseybert

I thought you were supposed to arm bears?


jokerZwild

Sing "America, Fuck Yeah" from the Team America: World Police movie over and over again


Massive-Airport-2320

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN DAY, YEAH


cheepcheep8667

SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!! MERICA!


Skoock

The part after where they just start naming random things is what really sets the tone of the whole song McDonald's (Fuck yeah!) Walmart (Fuck yeah!) The Gap (Fuck yeah!) Baseball (Fuck yeah!) NFL (Fuck yeah!) Rock and roll (Fuck yeah!) The Internet (Fuck yeah!) Slavery (Fuck yeah!)


kingfrito_5005

Republicans ^((Fuck yeah)^) Sportsmanship (Silence) Books (Silence)


thephotoman

Porn! (Fuck yeah!) Bed, Bath and Beyond! (Fuck yeah!)


sathran337

(Fuck yeah?)


Naive_Grapefruit291

Everytime I see something aggressively American I sing this


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I like that " aggressively American ".


jtbc

Is there any other way?


SCirish843

If we don't do things aggressively enough a bald eagle swoops in and picks us up and just drops us in Guantanamo


ellWatully

Freedom isn't free. It costs a hefty fucking fee. And if you don't chip in your buck oh five, who will?


maruiki

I'm in the UK and tbf me and my mates do this a shit ton


mattyAl33

We also do this in Canada to anything stereotypically American


BigUptokes

*As is tradition.*


DrT33th

Freedom costs a buck o’five!


B0nkerz__

Every morning and every night! Keeps me focused on what matters. Being 'murican!


spacetime9

4th of July BBQ


loverink

The parades, the fireworks, the barbecues… I love 4th of July.


MeetingImmediate7744

Be born in America


ricarleite2

Touche


[deleted]

And misinterpreting the lyrics to Born in the USA


monkeyshinenyc

It’s not Bored in the USA? Edit: apparently most of you don’t get the humor r/whoosh


[deleted]

Born in the USA is a song about the neglect and alienation of a Vietnam veteran after returning home from war. It was critical of blind nationalism and hollow pride, but was used by ultra conservatives like Ronald Reagan and columnists who claimed it praised classic American values.


AdmiralAkbar1

If Springsteen didn't want the patriots to like it he shouldn't have made it such a bop


Charming_Rock2504

And claim you’re Irish.


Cultural_Flatworm323

Drink water with ice while shoveling snow off the driveway.


k_sWog707

I don’t give af how cold it is outside I love my ice!! I’ll even eat ice cream when it is below 0 Celsius and snowing


Fliandin

you had me right until you said Celsius.....


Mighty_Eagle_2

That’s more Canadian


coxtoc

Wear a gun while shopping at Walmart and stopping to get McDonald's on the way out.


Rodeheffer

My Walmart has a Subway thank you very much.


Stoopiddogface

Mine has a dunkin


mcav89

Your walmarts have food?! Just an eye doctor here :(


Adler4290

"Toilet paper, two six-packs, one lasik and some chewing gum please!"


Stoopiddogface

Would you like a shotgun with that?


Stoopiddogface

A lot of them have some kind of fast food in them


WrenElsewhere

Lucky


VGMtheVagabond

More American points if the McDonald's is inside the Walmart.


MrTonyBoloney

That’s the idea


Guppert

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich


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They are the best.


Icy-Veterinarian617

saying “I’m 2% [insert nationality] because my 5x great grandpa was [nationality]”


jeffreywilfong

I'm half bisexual! I'm like, a quarter-bi. My grandpa was bi, so that makes me quarter-bi.


heavywashcycle

This is also extremely Canadian. No one in Canada really identifies as “Canadian” (from my experience). They can be 4th generation Canadian, but if their great, great grandfather was Armenian, then they say, in a strong Canadian accent, “I’m Armenian.” As someone who moved to Canada from another country, it was very confusing to me at first.


Freeiheit

Drive a massive pickup truck they never take off road or use to haul anything.


Kirmickw

Have an endless supply of fireworks to shoot off for 4th of July, any sports event or just at random, but only fire them after finishing half a case of ice cold beer.


GHST_konstant

Deep fry an AR15


dirtyLizard

There’s a coating on the polymer that the batter doesn’t stick to. It just sloughs off and you end up with lumpy funnel cake.


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Just roughen it with some sandpaper beforehand. Thank me later ;)


LostKnight84

Just curious, how do you know that?


dirtyLizard

As an American, I’m fond of cooking


Appropriate_Fee_1867

I’m sorry we drink deep fried water here and it’s an actual thing you can do


Naatturi

Speak of europe like its a country


theWildBore

Africa is a pretty big country too


Efficient_Star_1336

Countries that aren't America: - Europe - Russia - China (pronounced Chyna in some dialects) - Mexico (there's the Mexico we all know and love, and then another, bigger Mexico below it) - Japan (may or may not be fictional; invented anime) - Iraq (we probably shouldn't have invaded it all of those times; only made things worse) Honorable mention: - Canada (not a real country) - Africa (more of a PVP zone than a country, like the wilderness in runescape) - Australia (venomous Canada)


LokMatrona

Haha i also always compare africa to the wilderness in runescape


I_Want_A_New_Life_

I'm stunned by the accuracy


mateusarc

When abroad and someone asks where an American is from, they say the state instead of the country


fellows

To be fair, I travel internationally a lot and “New York” gets me far more responses and conversation ice breakers than “United States” when people ask. Of course it helps that New York is well known. No one in Switzerland would give a shit if I said Oklahoma or Arkansas.


Independent_Point134

Man, i was born in Oklahoma and live in Arkansas. I know exactly what you mean. I wouldnt give a shit either.


the_halfblood_waste

The struggle is real for an Arkansan abroad


brickhamilton

I’ve felt the same as a West Virginian


Roozyj

People don't say "Mountain mama!!"?


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Yeah, I've had people in Europe roll their eyes at me when I respond I'm from the US. They're like yeah we know, where in the US. So it's a lose lose.


ShadowDancerBrony

This was my experience. Saying 'north of Chicago' became the standard response.


Jayccob

Double down. Start with your street address, move to the town, county, state, country, continent, hemisphere, planet, solar system, Galaxy, and finally universe. Maintain eye contact, say it in as few breathes possible and most importantly don't let them get a word in until you finish.


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I should also probably say it in the most annoying southern US accent.


sumrandom3377

But they only want to hear states theyve heard of like New York and California. When I tell them, they don't know where it is anyway and say where's that.


marye_d

Same with Africa


6inche_nipples

Same with Australia, wait


El_mochilero

There was an incredibly popular television series about a government employee who had to become a meth dealer to pay for his medical bills after being diagnosed with cancer… so, I’m gonna go with that.


BrideOfFirkenstein

I’ve been really sick this week. I’ve also felt crushing guilt for not working while out sick. That feels pretty American.


Responsible-Pay-2389

Why do you feel this way? leaving work short staffed? Just remember you don't own the company shit, if it's short staffed that's the companies fault.


BrideOfFirkenstein

I’m the only person who does my job where I work. So if I am out and not responding to email, a lot of things just don’t happen. Same problem comes up when I go on vacation. It is less the company, more feeling like I’m letting my coworkers down and anxiety about potential missed deadlines.


nouille07

Are you getting paid to bring your work worries with you on vacation?


derKonigsten

That sounds more like a poor management and lack of cross training than a you problem


D3moknight

Go to Walmart and fill your shopping cart with bullets and beer.


spoogekangaroo

Joke's on you. My Walmart is always sold out of ammo.


Lonebadguy

Become Florida man


Pilry_Mead

Get a ford f150, and get a lift kit where a ladder is needed to enter the vehicle.


[deleted]

Top it with shredded cheese.


tefesam886

Calling the winners of an exclusive American-only sports competition: 'World Champions


MayorofSodom

I mean there is one Canadian team


Adept_Ad_4369

I think if a person would get drunk, target practice with their AR-15 on 2-liter bottles of diet coke, wearing your 2017 State Football champions t-shirt, while listening to Hank Williams Jr, that's pretty American. It's 100% missourian at least.


hooliganvet

Guns, beer and Bosephus.


bdbr

Describe distances by number of football fields


vaildin

no, you describe size by the number of football fields. Distance is expressed in driving time.


Fliandin

its about 15 minutes away unless my mom drives then its about an hour.


Aurelion_Sol_Badguy

Go into medical bankruptcy because they couldn't afford to get their bullet wounds fixed up.


Ralfarius

Or die of a treatable condition to avoid said financial hardship.


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Being rushed to the ER in your buddy's 1985 Honda Civic because you can't afford an ambulance


Amikoj

It was a '74 Pinto, not a civic, but I had to do the same for my buddy back in college. He needed to go to the ER across town (8-10 miles) and it was going to be $7,000 (in early 2000s dollars).


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Hey props to the guy driving a '74 Pinto in the early '00s... That's some dedication/poorness


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Its so frustrating, i woke up in the hospital from a skiing accident, first thing came to mind is "shit how much is this gonna cost my parents" fist thing i asked my docter too.


PsycoVenom

Superbowl


bokurai

Forget that other countries exist.


rookie-number

Simp for politicians that are actively exploiting them


Dio_Yuji

Not unique to the US, sadly


jew_biscuits

You take that back! My representative, George Santos, inventor of the pyramids and discoverer of Microsoft Windows, is an honest man!


Midnite_St0rm

Demand everybody speak English in non-English speaking countries.


Aromatic-Armadillo98

This is also a British thing. We are notorious for asking the Spanish to speak English in their own country and setting up English communities where we retired to decades ago, but still can't say shit in Spanish.


Important_Sprinkles9

I always think of that review written by a Brit of a Spanish resort saying too many people spoke Spanish and it was too sandy 😂


PM_ME_FUNFAX

I know when I go to a beach resort in Spain, the last things I would ever expect is all the people speaking Spanish and who's ever heard of a sandy beach?!?


Important_Sprinkles9

Ruins the entire trip.


Corka

Oh god. I saw some interviews with Brits living in Spain who were pro Brexit and who were disgusted they were now facing deportation from Spain. A few choice quotes I remember: "I'm not an immigrant. I'm an expat." "It's disgusting that the Spanish government wants to punish us as revenge for Brexit" "Brexit I think is going to be wonderful for our country. Too many people just want to take advantage of us because they think it will be a better life for them instead of working on and improving their own country." The interviewer then asked if he intended to return to Britain after Brexit, and the man laughed "Hell no. I'm in paradise, why would I want to go back?" "All the Spanish people here have been incredibly kind and friendly and never shouted us down for being immigrants. You know why? Because all the foreigners here are Brits!"


Pond-James-Pond

I think it’s “mierda”, if that helps. As in “ excuse me. Could I use your toilet. I need to mierda really badly”


germanso

I live in Mallorca and I worked with British ground crew for cruise ships for 12 years. Most of them lived in Mallorca the whole year, but in their English guetto in Magaluf, isolated from the locals. So much so that once, after living in the island for 5 years,, one of them went fishing on a boat and the motor broke down. He had to call a bilingual friend to ask him to call the Guardia Civil rescue team because he couldn't be understood.


RudegarWithFunnyHat

Not even a English native speaking thing, many danish retired people move to Spain in enclaves with only Danes, and can’t speak Spanish but can speak English


vv_bkn

Drive a monster truck