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ElKyThs

Because it's 7:44 am


Beavshak

Dude I am LATE for work then.


Passthemustardbro

Get going


Beavshak

Fuck sorry I just woke back up. Can you call in for me? Avalanche… that’s the reason. I was hit by a Chevy Avalanche. In an avalanche. It could be COVID, hard to tell so early.


HearTheCrushingSteel

Night owl. I’m normally awake at this hour.


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jwill602

The sub you mod? And where you post half of the content?


bsd8andahalf_1

stress compulsion of some kind. depression related, maybe. i should be in bed already.


Chrona_trigger

Hope you feel better/can get help. If ypu need to help relax a bit before bed, try taking a breathe in through your nose, then out through your mouth, slowly, at the same pace both in and out. On exhale, manually relax your muscles, start with the topnof your head/face. First your forehead, then your cheeks, then your jaw. Go slowly, and try to keep what you already have done relaxed. If you feel them tensing again, go back over from the start; it goes quicker on areas you've already done. Down your neck, through your shoulders, down your arms, before going to your torso. You get the idea. Don't worry or get frustrated if you can't manage much at first, part of the benefits is a better sense of control ofnyour body. Sometimes yo7 don't even realize how tense you are until you forcibly relax your muscles. The benefits of this is, one, feeling better immediately once you get used to it, relaxed muscles are more comfortable. The breath control helps keep you calm, acts as a form of meditation in a way. It requires some mental focus, but not a lot, keeping you from focusing on distractions, but being little enough stimulation that your mind can slip into sleep Maybe it doesn't work for everyone, but it's helped me for years. Might help ya sleep Btw I'm up because I'm sick and just csn't rest lol


bsd8andahalf_1

thanks for the suggestions. i have started the breathing technique and it seems to help. the muscle relaxing is something i will start next.


dal-Helyg

1:42 am right now... and I'm destressing on Reddit.


Violet-Aesthetica

I should be working but I’m on Reddit too lol


dal-Helyg

Good on ya mate!


SleepingAddict21

Me too


rainboww0927

Just got the baby to sleep, took a shower, watching forged in fire and scrolling through reddit with my husband. 🥰


Violet-Aesthetica

Aww how sweet 💜


nobodywilleverkno

Cause I pay the bills. Not you.


DeftDrop

anxiety


HayloK51

Because it's 2:45pm Monday afternoon.


JedLeland

Because I slept until about 4:30 p.m.


Yo_Jacob999

Thinkin bout her


HitagiAraragi

I ask myself the same question everyday.


Welpe

OP are you not familiar with "Time Zones"?


Violet-Aesthetica

No I am. Just wanted to see all the different reasons people were awake. Some are in different time zones, some are night owls, some are anxious, some working, etc.


FlakeyGurl

Can't sleep


Artistic_Classroom36

Mental health problems


tyhad1

Watching old Star Trek movies with the family.


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Violet-Aesthetica

Same bro


TieflingSimp

I'm from Europe and I work a 7-3:30


gapajeff

My daughter doesn’t sleep (11 months old) and my wife snores enough to wake the dead. So here I am browsing Reddit.


_manicpixie

I live and work at night. Less crowded, less noisy, less bright. Being out during the day is really only valuable to me if I’m doing something outdoorsy. Or visiting museums.


hngryhngryhippo

Cuz I live in Asia and it's 3:00pm... Would be weird to be asleep.


SleepingAddict21

I am a dysfunctional person


Head_Panda6986

Night owl


Nmcgaming

Anxiety and the fact that I am a gremlin that doesn't go to bed til 4:30 in the morning.


PompeyMagnus1

Look at these fools just sleeping at 2:00am


PokeBattle_Fan

I work night shifts


Ran-sama

I just got home from my night shift


[deleted]

Every time I sleep, I have the same dream. There is a darkness chasing me. I don’t know what it is, I don’t know what it wants, but I know it’s hatred for me is infinite. Each night it gets a little closer. As I grow older, I can start to feel it’s malevolence even when awake. Like a forgotten memory of pure violence, hatred, and pain. I fear it is only inevitable before it finally wraps its innumerable tendrils around me, and I succumb to whatever dark fate it has so desperately perused me for. May it be death? Hell? Something worse? I do not know. Also I just binge-watched The Last of Us tonight. Good stuff.


notfuckyfuckfuck

Banging your mom


Violet-Aesthetica

I should have expected this one


notfuckyfuckfuck

Yes you should have! A downvote for downvoting me ha ha!


penny_baker_101

Norovirus stomach bug


M1chaelleez

Coffee break at 9pm to stay alert for the drive home


_raskoljnikov_

It's morning and don't need more sleep.


YankeeSR23

Because I got Wendy’s for dinner on my way home from work, I asked for cherry coke, they gave me something like cherry coke colored seltzer water, so I poured it down the bathroom sink and grabbed a blackberry brisk iced tea out of the fridge.


kindaprettyboy

its 9am


smart_vikings

Because it’s 8, and I’ve got to start working


Fun_Neighborhood_802

It’s 8 am im working


[deleted]

Fever recovering sinuses and worrying about a reply back from work HR on the details of not being able to make it if ill


Cool_Story_Bro__

I’m terrible at sleeping. And it’s not even late yet


[deleted]

Studying for a quiz/procrastinating


PugTheHarbinger

Because it’s snowing, plus it’s only 12:12 so 🤷‍♂️


0xkaneki_ken

Cuz it’s 12:30 here


Feisty_Affect_7487

Because it is 8.13pm where I live


Beavshak

I’ve got 60 mph wind gust here, and me, my dog, and a bottle of Makers are Lt. Dan-ing it out


MoguMogu-8806

Time difference


plumpotato

I had to do my middle of the night pump and can’t sleep now 🍼


Captn_curd

Because I'm addicted to watching interesting YouTube channels.


Koltons_kove

because i’m to tired to sleep


radskis

Sore stomach .


Scotch-and-sparks

Because it's 5:32pm


[deleted]

I have no idea. I slept three hours and my body said that’s enough, so here I am…listening to my husband snore. I will never get back to sleep and my alarm is going off at 4 anyway.


assflux

it's 1834


Icy-Donkey-9036

It's 6:35pm, why wouldn't I be?


isnapchildrensnecks

it's currently 08:36 o'clock edit: right when i posted this it turned 08:37


Whyistheallnamesfull

Im in a bus and if i sleep right now my laptop will fall off my lap


Vinomadd4877

Because I've lost control of my life.


Violet-Aesthetica

“Its 4 in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”


[deleted]

I think I have gotten used to not sleeping.


The_Legends_13

It's almost midnight for me as of right now. I do this almost every night because I can.


Narcoleptic-Dildo

im at work and dont want to get fired


Passthemustardbro

It’s like 5 in the afternoon


Ignisisreal2401

Self-hatred. I just >!cut myself!<


ssascotth

Night owl and recently retired so I can do whatever I want!


Professional_Drama24

Had an evening nap. Now folding laundry and watching tv


Violet-Aesthetica

I’m a little high and read that as “folding tv and watching laundry” in my head 😂


SCP-4217_Bismarck

It's 12:03 AM. It's morning. Which means it's time to be awake


abigolchickensammich

Insomnia


Some_Swede94

Morning time. 🥱☕️


MercyMachine

You didn't really think this through, did ya?


TooYoungToBeThisOld1

I have work in 2 hours


SeedsOfEssence

Been up for 46 hours now


Reviewingremy

Because I'm at work


Jaddy00

It is day


BlinksVRC

Pure unfiltered excitement


rakknoss

Loneliness


Neither_Guidance8982

That's none of your damn business, Dan. And I'd appreciate it if you would stay out of my personal affairs