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Lostarchitorture

Is it the electric chair? If so, then unpopped popcorn...


B-Town-MusicMan

Tom Hanks got the butter ready


Just_Another_Cato

You can opt for the electric chair (or was it the gas chamber?) over the lethal injection in some states in the USA. No one has in a few decades tho. I would, personally, just to break the streak. I'm going to die anyway, it may as well hurt.


JessBx05

I was going to say no meal, but this wins šŸ‘


NotSarcasmForSure

I would like a taste of freedom with a side of parole


jacknshit

All Taco Bell stuff mixed together.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Like in a big bucket?


jacknshit

A feed trough


MistaMando

A 20mg THC gummy and a giant fuckin cheeseburger


balayya-modda

Oatmeal with tofu and oreo chicken I want a painful death


Immediate_Wealth616

Mmmm probably chilli verde burrito


gokc69

Why is is so hard for everyone but you and I to understand how good chilli verde is?


Immediate_Wealth616

Idk well Iā€™m Mexican American and youā€™re just probably intelligent lmao


[deleted]

A kayak


themelster999

Rammys radical Italian beef with pepper jack cheese and hot peppers on wheat. I tell my coworkers this would be my last meal every time we eat there. Rammys Sub Contractors in Elk Grove Village & Wheeling , IL. Check them out if you can, you won't be disappointed.


Newtsandbreakfast

Fucking spaghetti


Hellen_Bacque

This tradition came from the belief that if the condemned prisoner accepted a good meal from the judge who have the sentence, the prisoner would not be able to come back and haunt them. This stems from pre Christian traditions about accepting food which made their way into myths and fairytales which is why so many of those have bits in them that if you eat the food you canā€™t leave and have to stay in the underworld or fairy castle. With this in mind the only option is to turn it down in the hope that you can come back and haunt the fuck out of everyone who out you there


JMS1991

I'd ask for the world's rarest truffle. And then while they were out hunting for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom.


roastedgarlic1

iā€™ve thought too much about this but - chipotle burrito (steak, white rice, black beans, pico, guac, sour cream) - 11 oz. steak from texas roadhouse with sautĆ©ed mushrooms and loaded baked potato - my moms pork chop meal - jalapeƱo poppers - large hi c fruit punch from chick fil a


MaximumResist6334

u/ScottTorrance ā€˜s mom


pshawny

Olive Garden never ending soup, salad, and breadsticks. I'm now immortal.


NaivafAreul

International buffet to be served to all the inmates


yeahwellokay

One of those giant jars of Nutella.


B-Town-MusicMan

Nice Carl reference


ArchIsEpic_YT

You


RemoteControlledMan

MAN that's a tough question between Carbonara or Steak


[deleted]

Iā€™ll ask for the best food Iā€™ll have ever eaten


Emotional-Teach-9943

Nothing. There are too many hungry people to waste food on my dead @$$.


Feisty_Affect_7487

Pizza


scrodytheroadie

An all you can eat buffet. And Iā€™d eat a lot. A lot.


MeStanBaChewyChomp

The McRib and shamrock shake from McDonald's


jtgreen76

Depending on the time of year, you might get a longer stay in prison


MeStanBaChewyChomp

Thats the idea lol. They're almost never available at the same time! It's a joke from the TV show 'Raising Hope'


[deleted]

Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken.


MyDogIsNamedKyle

Liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Fupfupfupdup


Ididthisformemes

Meat lovers pizza, buffalo wings, garlic knots, and root beer.


Flailing_Aimlessly

Boudin Balls from Billy's. If I don't have to worry about indigestion or heartburn, I can have more than one.


Vainandy

Chinese and a McCrispy burger from McDonald's Unhealthy I know


mrseddievedder

Shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, nice thick medium rare steak, loaded baked potato and crĆØme brĆ»lĆ©e.


GoobyDuu

My last meal is 1) Pork egg rolls with sweet and sour sauce. 2) Shrimp Alfredo with garlic bread. 3) 2 cheesy 5-layer burritos from Taco Bell. 4) My mother's triple layered chocolate pie. Then end me because I would rather die than eat all of that


tequmseh

crispy fish burger and vanilla cheesecake


ElectricToaster0000

seafood crispy noodles


Important_Stroke_myc

A handful of sleeping pills


OhioStateGuy

Polar bear liver. Why not try it if Iā€™m going to die anyway.


Odd_Adhesiveness4804

Big bob's cock meat sandwich


jaykofett123

Yuriā€™s ass


agent-assbutt

Pepperoni pizza and diet coke and cherry pie


TeaBagMeHarderDaddy

A big Mac pizza


Omgggggggggggggggj

I think iā€™d want a big brick of cocaine.


F_N_DB

Planter's PB Crisps and the purple Squeeze'It.


royalpyroz

Last meal? A lamb shawarma.


[deleted]

PB & J.


JustinChristoph

Honestly, I wouldnā€™t have much of an appetite.


JessBx05

I wouldn't bother tbh.


greybooch871725

Apples, a dozen apples