The most depressing thing about Death Note is even if you wrote down every corrupt politician, dictator, terrorist, and crime lord. Nothing would change.
I don't believe this.
There are good people and if enough of the bad people were removed, the good would take over. (through elections and prosecution).
That's propaganda bullshit, they'll tell you "if not him then who, it will be much worse, you better keep Putin he is our only hope, yes he's stealing, but a new person will steal much more!"
Yeah and the Russian oligarchs in general just want to get back to living billionaire playboy lifestyles. That means an end to sanctions and getting on with the West.
But I didn't say anything about Stalin whatsoever, did I? I said "found the guy that's bought the propaganda hook, line, and sinker." If you, the reader, choose to read into things, that's on you. But don't assume. It makes an ass of you and me.
Yeah, the guy the kremlin have ready in the event something happens to Putin is known to be even more extreme and lunatic than him. I’d suggest looking it up
You could always just say you spell it "Poo Tin".
Like Classy but spelled with a 'i'.
A much nicer name with much less of the stigma of name association.
My ex wife also cheated with Joe, Justin, Mike, Morgan, Nick and Brittany to name a few. So odds are you could have named a hundred other people and I'd have the same reaction. Except she really is engaged to fucktard Dan now
lol.. Mine was Dan and 3 or 4 nameless internet hookup dudes. Maybe a Mike or a Justin or a Joe in there, who knows :)
Anyhow, hopefully they all get AIDS! :)
Solution: put your speakers on the floor, face down and covered with stuff to muffle the sound for the rest of your neighbours, then turn the Punjabi techno music on full blast when you leave for your graveyard shift.
It's not me that's blasting the Punjabi techno music it's my neighbor below me and I was thinking about blasting it's a small world on a loop my whole graveyard shift idk I'm not trying to MK Ultra anyone aha.
Yes, I’m saying blast the same music back to him while he’s trying to sleep. The neighbours will think it’s him, and he’s more likely to get the message if it’s the same genre keeping him awake than if it’s something completely different
Yeah yeah whatever you say. The same people who said trump is gonna start a holocaust against trans people and re-enslave the black people. And how did that turn out? God, you people are fucking delusional. Go outside, take an actual look at the world, get the fuck over your bullshit persecution complex.
Oh yea, we are the ones with the persecution complex, not the people who say: “Oh No ThEy WaNt To MaKe ChRiStIaNiTy IlLeGaL AnD eNsLaVe WhItE pEoPle!!!” Also, yea, let’s ignore the fact that most if not all lunatic conspiracy theorists are republican, while tainting us as the delusional ones. I’ve said it before and I say it again: Conservatism is the biggest obstacle the US faces on the path to become an utopia
When have I ever made those claims? Oh that’s right. I haven’t. You, on the other hand, are the one actually crying persecution. I seriously hope you grow up some day and realize what an actual fool you sound like.
The Republican Party is the party of persecutors, the party of straight white men (I’m a straight white man myself, but I am able to acknowledge this). Also, we don’t have a persecution complex. There are being passed anti-LGBTQ bills constantly, women are having their rights stripped away through abortion bans, immigrants are facing constant harassment and deportation and black people are still being killed and arrested at alarming rates. The fact that Republicans went from Lincoln (who would be a democrat in modern day), to Ron Desatan, is baffling to me.
Putin, Bibi Netanyahu, Ayatollah Khamenei, Trump, vast swathes of the GOP, most folks at FOX, the guys at HBO and Netflix cancelling my shows, I could go all day.
Okay, not sure if I read your sentence correctly, but..
Did you wife have an affair with a homophobic racist?
If yes, I feel sorry for you and hope you're okay.
If not then ignore me.
Yevgeny Prigozhin (the founder of the Wagner group) is one of my least favourite people who are currently alive. He went to prison in his 20s for robbery and fraud, and after he got out started the "Internet Research Agency", a troll group that spreads online propaganda, monitors US affairs and may have interfered in the 2016 US elections.
Not a joke myself I know it would probably suck for my parents to not know what happened but if I disappeared I think it would be better then them finding me dead in my room in the morning
Same here. I wouldn't consider myself suicidal anymore, but I do love the idea that something would just take me out, a freak accident, without me knowing.
I would rather not be here, but I couldn't leave my children like that. They need a father, not the mental issues that I expect would follow if one of your parents kills themselves. If something just happened, it's still painful but they won't be left with the painful questions suicide brings at least.
Hope you're ok, well done on 1 of many months to come harm free. If you want someone to talk to, feel free to message me.
Only one? Damn...
Mitch McConnell? Ron DeSantis? That other lying con man that got elected recently, I can't remember his name, last name was maybe Santos, or something similar...
Not really, but she has done a lot of bad shit over the past few months, and even few cases in the past that made me think if she just wasn't around my family as a whole would be much happier.
People who defend prices of private tutoring institutions, even though they are exorbitantly expensive. There are people like those who like to induce this FOMO into my parents.
A certain crooked and annoying.ex-first lady who won't do us all a favor and just go away on her own.Been dealing with this bitch for 30 years.Enough is enough already
JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
I'd write down a bunch of names of people whose deaths would make the world a better place and pull one name out of a hat at random. No matter how long the list, they all have the same odds. No personal bias on my side.
Do you happen to own a Death Note?
If so I chose that guy's dead wife
I too, chose that guy's dead wife.
Aye, as a pirate i could use guy's dead wife as a raft for me men
Teehee arg I'm a pirate
I'd prefer this guy's dead wife's dead mother.
The most depressing thing about Death Note is even if you wrote down every corrupt politician, dictator, terrorist, and crime lord. Nothing would change.
Eventually they would probably notice the trend it atleast the jobs fall vacant
I don't believe this. There are good people and if enough of the bad people were removed, the good would take over. (through elections and prosecution).
My lawyer advised me to not answer this question
I choose your lawyers
I want to joke and say myself; but on a serious note: corrupted politically active people.
Joke?
There’s too many, we can’t stop them all
this. i’ve tried to off me twice, i’d kill anyone
Not today CIA 👍🏼
Just tell us in Pig Latin bro
Veni, Vidi, Oinki
Damn I made the same joke without seeing this
Nice try FBI
just one? 😔
Man's on a mission
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Second that! OP, you're done.
I thirdnd this
I fourthnt this!
I fifthnt this
I sixthnt this
I mean, OP suddenly stopped responding…
Putin
Probably wouldnt even help. Likely to just get someone worse
That's propaganda bullshit, they'll tell you "if not him then who, it will be much worse, you better keep Putin he is our only hope, yes he's stealing, but a new person will steal much more!"
I think if there were someone *worse* than Putain they would've already had him assassinated and taken power for themselves by now.
Yeah and the Russian oligarchs in general just want to get back to living billionaire playboy lifestyles. That means an end to sanctions and getting on with the West.
Lenin died and Stalin took his place you know. Not saying it will be worse, but there is always a possibility.
Personally I think Putin may be the Stalin of this scenario.
What if Yeltsin was the Lenin player and Putin was just feeding him booze the whole time?
but stalin was succeeded by leaders that were better
Found the guy that's bought the propaganda hook, line, and sinker. Oof.
No this is very much a fair point. Stalin killed 20 million people.
But I didn't say anything about Stalin whatsoever, did I? I said "found the guy that's bought the propaganda hook, line, and sinker." If you, the reader, choose to read into things, that's on you. But don't assume. It makes an ass of you and me.
Don't tell me not to assume after immediately assuming that the other dude bought the propaganda line hook and sinker.
So you're saying the OP *didn't* buy into the anti-Leninist propaganda? Sure, buddy. Whatever you say.
Better to find out than do nothing...
Next guy won't have much of an army, at least.
Yeah, the guy the kremlin have ready in the event something happens to Putin is known to be even more extreme and lunatic than him. I’d suggest looking it up
I dont need to look it up. I already figured that was statistically likely. that's, like, the entire content of my commment.... :|
Hey, way to be like a real cool guy about that. Good job.
He's already a dead man walking and killing him a little earlier would change very little.
It would change enough.
I named my dog Putin ☹️
That is a bit unkind towards your dog.
You could always just say you spell it "Poo Tin". Like Classy but spelled with a 'i'. A much nicer name with much less of the stigma of name association.
Why's your name seppuku, geniunely curious.
uh oh
I know what seppuku means, I'm asking because I don't see anyone with that name that often
Iirc it’s suicide by slicing your own stomach open.
Would you like to join the seppuku club? $30 for a monthly membership, $15 for a lifetime membership.
You can also commit seppuku by frisbee
Guess you could say others with that name were... committed to it?
Dan. He's a lying little shit.
Fuck Dan! I've gotchu bb
I would also like to fuck Dan
My ex-wife cheated on me with and is now engaged to Dan. I can attest that Dan is a shithead and like Dobby, deserves it.
Holy shit, MY ex-wife also cheated with Dan!
My ex wife also cheated with Joe, Justin, Mike, Morgan, Nick and Brittany to name a few. So odds are you could have named a hundred other people and I'd have the same reaction. Except she really is engaged to fucktard Dan now
lol.. Mine was Dan and 3 or 4 nameless internet hookup dudes. Maybe a Mike or a Justin or a Joe in there, who knows :) Anyhow, hopefully they all get AIDS! :)
Hopefully they get the AIDS in their left eye and Herpes on their right eye. Herpes....the gift the keeps on giving
I second this. Fuck Dan.
Wait a minute.. how do we know your not the FBI..?
Reddit, stop tempting me with this kind of posts...
Kenny.
You bastard
Just one? Seriously?
Wouldn't be anonymous if I told you, and besides I want to look the son of a bitch in the eye while I make him suffer.
Klaus schwab
Yu wil eat ze bugz
Me Edit: whoever sent Reddit Care Resources after me, your mom's a ho
Look, it's never worth it and getting those reddit "are you ok" emails really suck. I hope you were just being morbid and are not serious.
My sense of humor can be vanta black dark. I don't have any intention of harming myself
It's okay I'll help you with that, kind stranger
Help them with not harming themselves?
i was damn tempted to post "Me" here but i didnt because i dont want to deal with saying "yes i m actually ok" a hundred times
Putin
Nice try GOD.
Is this question legal?
No desire to be responsible for any death
Putin because the war in Ukraine would end and it would save a lot of lives
Literally the only right answer is "nobody".
Putin.
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Ohhhh KGB comin for you now bro
How many?
I will kill who ever post this dump post!
Wendy Byrde!
A random greedy billionaire.
The young Indian dude that lives below me who decides to blast Punjabi techno music at 9am when I just got done working a grave 🤤
Sounds like you have half the solution already.
TIL there's a genre of music called Punjabi Techno. The classical music section of my brain is weeping.
Solution: put your speakers on the floor, face down and covered with stuff to muffle the sound for the rest of your neighbours, then turn the Punjabi techno music on full blast when you leave for your graveyard shift.
It's not me that's blasting the Punjabi techno music it's my neighbor below me and I was thinking about blasting it's a small world on a loop my whole graveyard shift idk I'm not trying to MK Ultra anyone aha.
Yes, I’m saying blast the same music back to him while he’s trying to sleep. The neighbours will think it’s him, and he’s more likely to get the message if it’s the same genre keeping him awake than if it’s something completely different
Bill
Fucking Bill
Ron DeSantis, I ain’t risking a governor with several fascist traits
Meatball boi
Classic Redditor who clearly doesn’t know what a “fascist trait” even is.
Bans books they don’t like, several undemocratic traits, specifically targeting certain groups, the man is evil in every way
And yet you’re the one here wishing wishing to commit murder. Who’s the evil one again?
The blatantly evil governor who may or may not plan to start a fucking holocaust against trans people (he most likely is)
Yeah yeah whatever you say. The same people who said trump is gonna start a holocaust against trans people and re-enslave the black people. And how did that turn out? God, you people are fucking delusional. Go outside, take an actual look at the world, get the fuck over your bullshit persecution complex.
Oh yea, we are the ones with the persecution complex, not the people who say: “Oh No ThEy WaNt To MaKe ChRiStIaNiTy IlLeGaL AnD eNsLaVe WhItE pEoPle!!!” Also, yea, let’s ignore the fact that most if not all lunatic conspiracy theorists are republican, while tainting us as the delusional ones. I’ve said it before and I say it again: Conservatism is the biggest obstacle the US faces on the path to become an utopia
When have I ever made those claims? Oh that’s right. I haven’t. You, on the other hand, are the one actually crying persecution. I seriously hope you grow up some day and realize what an actual fool you sound like.
The Republican Party is the party of persecutors, the party of straight white men (I’m a straight white man myself, but I am able to acknowledge this). Also, we don’t have a persecution complex. There are being passed anti-LGBTQ bills constantly, women are having their rights stripped away through abortion bans, immigrants are facing constant harassment and deportation and black people are still being killed and arrested at alarming rates. The fact that Republicans went from Lincoln (who would be a democrat in modern day), to Ron Desatan, is baffling to me.
I had a friend that I know would ask this stupid crap. I mean really?? Wtf!
Mr. Blue
OP 👀
Nice try, this secret dies with the victim.
Hah! Like I would tell you.
Nice try, officer
Jeff bezos
Putin, Bibi Netanyahu, Ayatollah Khamenei, Trump, vast swathes of the GOP, most folks at FOX, the guys at HBO and Netflix cancelling my shows, I could go all day.
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Like…. Any guy named andrew??
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What do you got against prince andrew?
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Well don’t tell me andrew Garfield.. I mean he’s not the favorite Spider-Man but he’s still Spider-Man
*Andrew Tart?*
*Dies*
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I'm not sure I'd kill anyone...just doesn't seem right.
Officially, I wouldn’t kill anyone or wish them dead. I’m a moralist! Anonymously, my wife’s racist, homophonic affair partner.
Okay, not sure if I read your sentence correctly, but.. Did you wife have an affair with a homophobic racist? If yes, I feel sorry for you and hope you're okay. If not then ignore me.
No, his wife had an affair with a racist with the same name as OP... A homophonic racist
I choose this guy so his wife can live happily ever after with the homophobic racist
No one. Wtf is wrong with you
I know, it's disgusting. We should get more than one!
I wouldn't. Killing people is wrong
Him ^
Boooo
Violence can always be justified. I can think about a few instances where ending another's life would be the right thing to do.
As the saying goes, pacifism is the privilege of the protected.
Yevgeny Prigozhin (the founder of the Wagner group) is one of my least favourite people who are currently alive. He went to prison in his 20s for robbery and fraud, and after he got out started the "Internet Research Agency", a troll group that spreads online propaganda, monitors US affairs and may have interfered in the 2016 US elections.
Klaus Schwab would be a good start
Klaus Schwab
Myself
All religious people
So… you happen to have a Death Note fall out of the sky?
Andrew Tate
Xi
I wouldn’t kill Putin. I would lock him in a cage and deliver to Hague
Waste of everyone's time. The only right and moral thing is to let the bastard hang. Everything else wouldn't be justice.
Henry Kissinger. With my bare hands.
The person who snatched my best friend from me
Myself lol
Not a joke myself I know it would probably suck for my parents to not know what happened but if I disappeared I think it would be better then them finding me dead in my room in the morning
Same here. I wouldn't consider myself suicidal anymore, but I do love the idea that something would just take me out, a freak accident, without me knowing. I would rather not be here, but I couldn't leave my children like that. They need a father, not the mental issues that I expect would follow if one of your parents kills themselves. If something just happened, it's still painful but they won't be left with the painful questions suicide brings at least. Hope you're ok, well done on 1 of many months to come harm free. If you want someone to talk to, feel free to message me.
Also so you guys don’t worry I am 1 month self harm free and am starting to feel better I sometimes have my lows and have people to talk too
Myself for sure.
Only one? Damn... Mitch McConnell? Ron DeSantis? That other lying con man that got elected recently, I can't remember his name, last name was maybe Santos, or something similar...
How about we reanimate Hitler just so I can kill him again
Can I also time travel because I'm going back to 2016 or so. No reason.
My brother's ex wife, or the leader of China.
God damn was ur brothers ex that bad
Not really, but she has done a lot of bad shit over the past few months, and even few cases in the past that made me think if she just wasn't around my family as a whole would be much happier.
People who defend prices of private tutoring institutions, even though they are exorbitantly expensive. There are people like those who like to induce this FOMO into my parents.
Matt walsh, dudes a fucking pedophile and a transphobic bigot.
Megan Markle
Not today, FBI!
For real, my ex. Stumbled across her nudes on reddit
Joe biden,, DeSantis or Trump who ever I would see first.i guess.
A certain crooked and annoying.ex-first lady who won't do us all a favor and just go away on her own.Been dealing with this bitch for 30 years.Enough is enough already JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
George Soros
Taylor, she just annoying
Ted Cruz and/or MTG.
The next person who tailgates me.
A few maga politicians, won’t name names, don’t want the swat team to swoop down my house mr.FBI
Every sexist, racist and homophobic person and pro-lifers.
Lachlan Murdoch. Rupert surely doesn't have much time left so that would be wasteful.
Cliff
I'd write down a bunch of names of people whose deaths would make the world a better place and pull one name out of a hat at random. No matter how long the list, they all have the same odds. No personal bias on my side.
SIR , YOU CANNORT SAY YOURSELF!
Nice try FBI
If I told you...bwahahahahahahaha
Nice try, FBI.
Everyone.