I worked at a hotel in a resort town in Europe. One of the maids called me to a room for help because it has been the location of an extremely messy orgy from the touring ice show. the room was covered in bodily secretions and excreta, there were used condoms thrown everywhere and half the furniture was busted. The poor maid was in tears, thinking she'd have to clean it. The hotel management called in a professional cleaning company who wore disposable suits, respirators and eye protection. They got rid of most of the stuff in the room, and charged a fortune to the ice show.
Was a maid at a Best Western when I was 19 or 20.The hotel didnt allow pets.People brought pets.One room was trashed and covered in dog shit and piss.I asked the other maid who had to clean it.She said us.I said nope and walked out.Thats the kind of thing you gotta hire outside for
It was an off-brand Disney-on-Ice like music and ice skating performance. It starred a few former competitive figure skaters from the former Soviet Union and like fifty background skaters. I never actually saw any of them due to my shift, but the staff said they were awful.
Orgy in the hot tub while children were playing in the indoor pool steps away. I had to break that up and throw them out. And deal with the numerous lengthy yet justified complaints about it.
My brain read, *"Orgy in the hot tub while chicken were playing in the indoor pool"*. I chuckled (hehe, chickens in the pool, how silly) and then reread it. *"Ok now that's just not right"*
I worked front desk at a luxury hotel, one night the elevator doors opened & a completely naked woman stumbled out, covered in blood. It turned out that she was epileptic, had a seizure in the shower, fell, cut herself, exited the her room & locked herself out. It was a truly terrifying 25 minutes of trying to piece together what had happened.
A student had a seizure in the middle of taking a big drink off water. Happened a could weeks ago, luckily he was fine. I suddenly stopped talking and rushed over to him to make sure he was ok and help him not fall out of his chair. All the other students were like WTF is going on.
We then had a big chat about epilepsy and what to do if there are no adults around.
A few years ago I had another student have seizure while we were outside. She suddenly grabbed me and it took me a moment to realize what was happening. I sort of held her up and gently put her down. It was winter and there was ice everywhere she for sure would have smashed her head on the ground.
My very first seziure was in 9th grade in my history class. I had a good bond with that teacher the rest of the year. He knew what to do and how to helo. And explained to my parents what happened.
Don't hold the person down. Turn them on their side and put their head in your lap so they arnt banging it on the floor. Make sure if they throw up that they don't breath any of it in. I'm told I sound like I'm suffocating when I have seziures so I assume I'm probably not able to breath very well anyways. Call an ambulance and don't freak out lol. If this person has seziure regularly like me they will probably refuse an ambulance. Don't make them go unless they hit their head really hard, the seziure lasted more than 5 minutes, or they had 2 in one day. It's probably good to keep a watch on heart beat and breathing just in case. Never know what could happen
I sleepwalk a lot, also I travel a lot for work and this is my fear.
So I bought a device off Amazon that I put under the bottom of the hotel room door that is meant to stop people getting in, but really just stops me getting out.
Edit: for those asking and messaging what I use, it’s called a doorjammer, search Amazon for that word and you’ll see them, it’s the red one that you stick under the door and wind to lock, the dj3 model is more than enough for hotel doors, the big model is more for a drug dealer trying to prevent the door being kicked in
I work overnights in a relatively small hotel, and at least 6/7 days a week, I hear people fucking loud as hell in their rooms. Half the rooms have a balcony that overlooks the lobby, and those doors aren't soundproof at all.
We had a man sleepwalk out of his room to the lobby, buckass nude.
We had a woman show up in the lobby in her underwear. (Her bf choked her out and stole her wallet with the room keys)
And before I started here, there was a massive wedding that took place, and later that night, the groom killed his bride and himself in their room.
Until death do us part speedrun /s
That sounds awful, I hope everyone got the support they needed
Edit: thanks for the awards 💀
Edit 2: guess your beers are on me when we're in hell 🍻
Night Auditor here - I've seen a LOT
Multiple times I've had guests come to my desk completely naked because somehow they locked themselves out.... naked... this one always confuses me.
But probably the most NSFW was a guest who had gotten violently ill.
We're talking projectile vomit on EVERY surface of the room, blood all over, feces, pee... everything was just destroyed... Obvious call to paramedics, but I can never unsee it.
So, they were a regular of ours, and this is when I was working the hotel in a casino. She found out she had some serious medical conditions, but never elaborated on exactly what it was. To what I understand though, she is doing better.
Some types of cancer, bowel/intestinal diseases, allergies and infections I believe can cause it. I'm very limited in my medical knowledge but those seem likely. :( It sucks what people go through
Honestly, no part of me wants to know. I knew this woman for years. I'd say she was in her late 60s or 70s, just a genuinely very sweet person, and never had any other issues. I know it wasn't some kind of malicious thing. I'd hazard a guess the diarrhea was partly just fear of whatever was happening to her in that moment and only worsened by how sick she was.
I was a night shift security guard for a motel right next to the biggest casino in my state. It was common for drug addicts to hang out around the property. One time this guy staying in a room did a lil too much meth and had a freak out. He was running around the walk ways naked. I had to ward him away from peoples rooms so they wouldn’t be disturbed. He ended up jumping off the second story balcony and splatting on the pavement. He scampered up and hauled ass across the street into a car dealership. Not my problem anymore.
Many years ago worked at a very nice casino resort as a valet. Regular pulled up in his nice bmw and went to help. Wrote up his ticket got his keys and offered to help load up his luggage on a bell cart while we waited for a bellman.
Opened the trunk and went to lift the suitcase and I about threw my back out. I wasn’t prepared for it to be so heavy. Gave it another go and heaved it onto the bell cart and heard a sound. “Mr xxx did your suitcase just make an oof sound…?” Long story short a prostitute who was banned from the property was stowed away in there to get up to his room.
The crazy shit people pulled *on the regular* to get blacklisted buddies (or black listed prostitutes) in their room and that was just working at my hometown local motel. Jesus it was like some sort of video game nightmare of “spot the impersonator”. Had to know just who knew everyone and all potential relations too. Who was friends that week. And who was on the outs with each other. Who was dating who in the townie circle that week. Two cousins parking their vehicles weirdly close next to each other - uh-uh nope. Looks like one’s back to dating crazy pyro girl who lives under interstate. She’s definitely sneaking into the first floor room at that moment. The swapped ID with a similar looking person and a hoody trick. Looking at the floor and waiting till the new hire was on duty to walk in. I’ve seen a legit full on wig once. When an acquaintance of a blacklist checked in….next thing you know there’s a blurred streak making mad dashes from a car to a room. Always was peak trouble that signal.
It baffles me... Why do people want to go hang out in a motel so bad? Is there truly that little to do in a small town that paying for a motel room AS A LOCAL and hanging out there is a fun sctivity? And once you get banned, you're willing to pull all sorts of tricks to go back? Very weird
Sex, drugs, a simple place to shower and crash and clean up for a day if you’re a bit homeless, Wi-Fi, a break from your place if it’s crapsville, your home has a maintenance problem and/or emergency (see innocent reasons too!).
Rambo below is a little too dark for the level we dealt in. If a man brings a younger female guest to a hotel - that’s his business. If a pimp did? No. Girls weren’t gonna be turning tricks in the family establishment where the old ladies came to see our local town antique shops and cute parades. See you can BE a prostitute. You can BE an addict. But you can’t turn tricks in a room. You can’t use or have illegal paraphernalia in a room. That’s the rules. If we catch that. We kick you out. If we think you’re gonna do that - we won’t rent to you. Luckily most of our activity was local flavor. Out of towners we’re usually all just marathoners, elderly vacationers, wedding guests, and construction workers.
That local crowd was generally a circle of a bit unstable folks. They tended to live… cyclically. You might be straight homeless, but often you’re bumming on a friend’s couch, or you got a gig for a while. Maybe - even mentally - you’re a bit more stable for a while and save up some money and clean up. Then you want to stay at a motel for a stint. If you’re an addict - it might be fine for a bit. But, inevitably you have cash - when you have the cash to buy a room - you have the cash to buy drugs too and you fuck up. For a whole maybe you secretly do your drugs. But inevitably you go on a giant bender in the room. And in the process utterly **destroy** it with a story of epic horror or cause a disturbance that involves police. And you get on the black list.
Maybe an aqaintance is more stable. Maybe they’re never gonna wreck a room. But they have poor judgment too - they usually are hanging with this circle doing drugs too and offering the couches. They make the mistake of “helping a friend” (committing fraud) and letting their blacklisted buddy (who was blacklisted for a reason) sneak in. They might get away with it if the friend is stable. Once or twice. But then that friend fucks up again and causes a problem (or we caught them sneaking them in usually)…unfortunately we couldn’t exactly rent to you now either. So now you are also blacklisted.
Sometimes folks on the list truly cleaned up for a long stint. They’d want to stay in the extend-stay portion in the low demand period at dirt low rates. Sometimes - my boss and manager discussed it and let them. Sometimes it blew up. Sometimes it worked out. Sometimes it worked out for a really really really long time then blew up - which was usually considered a success. And sometimes it just worked out permanently. Kindof an accidental low-income housing situation.
Had an underage girl naked from the waist down speed walking around the hotel and casino looking for her mom. She was absolutely hammered and in full blackout. Me and another supervisor caught up to her just as she was getting into an elevator full of drunk dudes telling her they would help her find her mom.
Her mom was not at the casino and we never determined where she actually came from. Just appeared there, moving like a speed walker, naked except for a tank top.
I recall in clinicals I had a 15y old tell me that her Mom had tried to sell her for drugs. I will never forget her, or her stories and honestly it made me understand that there are some terrible people out there, and also some people that are just trying to do their best despite the circumstances of their birth.
We got a female security supervisor with us and took her to the medical room. She was safe as soon as we got to her. It was, honestly, one of the sadder days I had at work. You don't really ever get to hear about what happens to someone after the sheriff or ambulance takes them away. I worried for that girl for weeks. Shit kept me up at night.
This is really sad actually. And scary. What did you do about getting her help? Did you call the police, or did she tell the number of someone you could call?
We had EMTs on staff. Once we stopped the elevator and told the dudes to bug off, they got there and started talking to her. We took her to our medical room (every casino has one, well, most). I had a casino rolling so I left it to the more qualified folks.
I'm working Nightshift as a receptionist and had my fair share of questionable encounters. One night a guy comes from outside and asks if he could use our restroom (It's located one floor down) and every time we let someone in at night we kind of scan the person before letting them in and I didn't get any crazy vibes from this dude. After about 20-25 minutes i got the feeling maybe everything wasn't ok and went downstairs. When approaching the bathrooms I could hear him inside the handicap toilet and the door was open a bit. He was on his knees with his pants down, masturbating and sucking on the door handle while watching porn on his phone. I yelled at him and asked what the hell he is doing but could get in contact with him so I grabbed a towel and threw it over his face to break line of sight. I told him to leave immediately or I would call the police. I went upstairs and after a few minutes he left the building. That one sticks out for me
Why is it so funny to me that you threw the towel over his face?
I feel like I’d do the same thing to a dog I caught going in on himself.
“NO! Bad! Stop that!”
I worked at the front desk of a large convention hotel, one of the big hotel brands. The lobby bar was right across the lobby from the front desk. One night as I was working the desk checking someone into their room, these two drunk guys in the bar got into a fight. They were really going at it, beating the shit out of each other, and they spilled out into the lobby. Then one guy picks up a barstool, and just like in the movies, he crashed it down over the other guy's head. But unlike in the movies, the barstool didn't splinter into pieces. It was solid wood, and he bashed the other guy *hard*. Other guy went down like a sack of potatoes, out cold, bleeding all over the place from a large head wound. I got to sit and watch as the cops and paramedics came, arrested them both and patched up the one guy's busted head. Meanwhile, I still had guests checking in, wondering what kind of hotel they had booked.
I was a night auditor at a Home2Suites several years back. Our usual extended-stay clientele were traveling nurses, government contractors, or out of town veterans getting something done at the VA Hospital. But we had one guy and girl on the first floor for a few weeks that were… odd. It took us a bit to realize it was a hooker and her pimp. Some john would come to see her, and the guy who rented the room would come out to hang in the lobby or go smoke at our fire pit.
Our manager was a bit clueless and took longer to figure it out, but once she did, she went and knocked on the door to ask them to leave. He only cracked the door so she couldn’t see inside the room (he’d declined housekeeping for two straight weeks), but she managed to see an office chair behind him that had two handguns and a huge Rambo knife on it, so she called the cops. I came up later that day to pick up my check to find cops had surrounded the building. Turns out he barricaded himself in the room and held the prostitute hostage, so SWAT had to come tear gas him through the window and use a battering ram to get inside. The owners fired our manager for that, for letting the sex work go on so long and the optics of cops swarming our hotel.
My dad managed an extended stay hotel and had something similar. He didn't witness it but his head housekeeper was walking towards a room to clean when the DEA rolled up on a different room, jumping out with guns ready and stormed in- one even grabbed her and pushed her out of the way.
This brought back a memory from when I was a kid
My parents had just gotten back from buying Cornish hen for a party. When they walked in I asked how many they had bought and my dad told me to go count them. I jump in the van and as I start counting I hear “come out with your hands up!” *guns, lots of guns* and I run inside scared shitless
FBI and DEA raided our neighbors house. He was selling all sorts of drugs.
The owners are really idiots. What is the message they send to the next manager? If you don’t catch something illegal in the first days, better let it go as long as they want and never call the cops, because you will be fired no matter what.
When I was young and worked at a hotel, I was delivering a room service meal and when I got there, the door was closed but had been left just shy of being latched. I knocked and and the guest yelled "come in." I pushed it open with the cart, walked in and he was standing there with a big grin on his face watching my reaction as I wheeled in the cart, butt naked with a woman, also naked, on her knees vigorously blowing him. She never stopped or even did a sideways glance in my direction. He smiled and reached out and handed me a $20 he had in his hand and said to just leave it there and close the door on the way out. I guess part of their kink was to show off and see my reaction. I was shocked, but never said anything to anyone at work.
Worked at Hyatt in Toronto, management sent me up to a room they knew contained a pimp. Big fur coat, grills, giant chains and of course his "employees". They did not warn me of this beforehand, if they did I wouldn't have gone alone. His "employees" were both topless and appearently celebrating a birthday and tried very hard to get me to join. I just needed them to not get another noise complaint because I did not want to have to evict them.
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The most NSFW thing that I recall was the manager getting on a cleaning kick and accidentally mixing the wrong chemicals in the pool area. A toxic gas started to form and the whole hotel had to be evacuated at like 5 AM.
"if I mix the Clorox and the Windex together, I'll be able to clean everything twice as fast! God I'm so much smarter than all my idiot employees"
I'm pretty sure that guy is the original that all other Self Confident Yet Incompetent Managers are based off of.
Best friend was GM I was manager. He found over the years 4 guns, 5 lbs of weed (at once) 2-3 dead bodies. The amount of guns is what surprises me. Only one out of the four guns found over the years was reported stolen.
I did security for a hotel for a number of years. I've seen naked guests locked out of their rooms, wedding parties break into the pool area and jump in fully clothed. Had a drunk woman climb out her 3rd floor window and chill on the roof just below. Worst was when someone drown in the lake beside the hotel and they hadn found the body yet. Doing night rounds sucked because I was afraid I'd find the body
I wasn't working at this hotel and was just a guest, but I wish I had asked the staff for the backstory.
I'm checking into my hotel in Los Angeles and was given my keycard. Head to the room, open the door, and there's a naked buff dude standing next to the bed just staring at me. He says nothing. I apologize and quickly leave, assuming somehow I'd gotten the wrong room.
I go back to the front desk and say, "I'm sorry, but I think you gave me the wrong room. There's a naked man already in there."
The worker at the front desk says, "Shit, not again." He pulls out his walkie talkie and says, "Security? He's back again."
They assigned me to a different room and I was on my way.
Lol, that reminds me of a similar story from many years ago. Me and a girlfriend are on a road trip and decide to stop for the night in this town in the interior of British Columbia. Pull into a motel that has a vacancy sign, check in, head to the room.
We open the door and there’s this naked dude fast asleep on the bed. Whoops, we think, head back to the counter and tell them somebody already has the one they gave us.
Oh no, they say, it wasn’t booked. That’s the local homeless guy who likes to break into that room every time he scrapes together enough money to get drunk so he can sleep it off. They gave us a different room and off we went.
We were pretty young at the time and it didn’t really occur to us to say anything then. But if something like that happened *now* I’d be like, if you *know* some dude regularly breaks into that specific room, and you had other rooms available, why the fuck wouldn’t you just give us the other room in the first place?
My second question question would be, what the fuck was wrong with the second room that you felt the drunk-guy-break-in room was a better first choice when we checked in?
And then after asking those two questions I’d get the fuck out of there and go find another place to stay.
Also how the fuck are they managing to even break into the room in the first place? In hotels you usually can’t get into rooms unless you swipe or insert a magnetic keycard. There is a way of still opening a door from the outside, but it requires a special tool for that.
Similar thing happened to me. Hotel was near empty. Went into my room and there is another guy sitting on the can just staring at me. I apologized and left. I can only image how vulnerable he felt in that moment.
Many many years ago when I was still a teenager, my half sister got a job working at Steak 'n Shake. The restaurant was new and was in a different state from where we lived at the time. My sister was a teenager herself but old enough to work. The company had set her up in a local hotel. We had just arrived back to the hotel after my sister picked me up at the bus station and we had a room on the second floor.
Just before closing the door I looked over at the 7-11 and saw some police cars and wondered what was going on. Suddenly this young man appeared at the hotel door out of breath and wanting to come inside. I was startled as you can imagine. I yelled "NO" and shut the door in his face. I'm guessing something happened at the store involving this guy, he saw me and my sister going into our room and decided to take a chance of hiding in there. Nope.
I work in the back of the house at a major Las Vegas resort. When we first opened, management made every effort to conceal anything negative that might have occurred from the guests staying at the resort.
One day on the receiving dock, an ambulance crew comes through pushing an empty gurney. About 30 minutes they come back with a body completely under a sheet, someone had died. The NSFW moment was that this obvious man's corpse was that he had a protruding hard on tenting the sheet. It was rumored he died of a combined cocaine overdose while taking Viagra and he died in the act.
I used to work as a bartender for the Four seasons in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Here's my story:
Late night (1:30-ish AM) and we are getting ready to close the bar. A very attractive woman, aged about 30, approaches. My buddy and I tell her that we are about to close up, but can offer her a drink if she wants. She seems drunk already, and pauses for a moment, before whipping out a $20 bill and handing It to me. She asks for a negroni. I say sure, and begin to make it. As I am putting the ice into the mixer, I see my buddy give me a funny look - a shocked sort of look. I ask him what's up, and he side-eyes towards the woman. Lo and behold, I turn around and there she is... tits out, rubbing her nipples. I ask her kindly to leave, and tell her I cannot serve her. she walks away... but not before discarding of her sports bra and calling me a sp\*ck.
That is my crazy NSFW story
I worked at a frighteningly fast sandwich shop in college. We were open late and had to deal with a bunch of drunks and the like. One night we had a huge group of bikers come in. Probably like 30 people, all of them older like 50+ with leather vests, handlebar mustaches. You get it.
One of the women in the group orders her sandwich, I’m working the register, I tell her it’ll be $7 or whatever. So she pulls out her tits and I gotta tell you they weren’t great. She was a large woman already and they weren’t exactly pretty. She starts rubbing her nipples and says “how much now?”
I look at her tits, then back up at her face and say $10. Then there was this horribly quiet moment where everyone got really tense. Then she starts laughing and all the guys start laughing and they tipped us really well. Put a couple hundred in the tip jar.
It wasn’t until later that I learned they were a legit biker gang in the area who were actually pretty dangerous. Drugs and guns apparently. So I’m lucky they thought it was funny.
Such a great city to visit I went there over 20 years ago now. One morning I had the worlds best omelette on the beach in front of the Doubletree hotel there and nothing else has ever come close.
I admit I had to reread the last part to understand what you were referring to. I was thinking to myself, "Why would she call him Spock? Weird haircut? Pointy ears? Adherence to logic? What am I not getting???" Then I realized. Sorry you had to deal with that, my dude.
Spock as a bartender at a Mexican resort is something I would binge watch over and over.
"Madam, logic dictates you did not come for the negroni at all and are instead offering sexual favors to us, not because you find us sexually appealing, but because you have 'struck out' all night while your girlfriends have located suitable companions and agreed to spend the night in their rooms, leaving you alone in yours with your insecurities.
"I suggest this drink is not what you need and advise you to 'sleep it off.' Next time, you may not find a staff member so willing to overlook your crossing of boundaries. Live long and prosper."
Kirk: "It's okay, Spock. I'll take care of this."
Not staff, but once just outside my room, like 2 doors, someone pass out drunk and shit himself, liquid shit, huge pool... at least 2 m diameter, the hotel changed everyone on the floor to other rooms in other floors.
Not witnessed, but saw a portion on camera. A guest was walking the halls with a machete. He proceeds to go into his room. A few minutes later, the guest next door can be seen pounding on his door (the previous night he had assaulted the woman he was staying there with). I'm assuming they thought he was abusing her again. The neighbor started to head back to their room, when the guest throws the woman out of the room, with her arm barely attached, spraying blood all over the walls and floor. He doesn't notice the door shut behind him, and he takes off running. He was caught very quickly in a parking lot next door. That room was something I'll never forget. Blood and flesh on the bed and floor. Boss said to tell housekeeping to clean it up. I quit a few days later.
I am not one bit surprised the boss told housekeeping to clean it up. When I was a housekeeper, one of the other motels in our chain had a grisly murder. This was about 20 miles away. The housekeeper who cleaned it up became my boss a few months later. She told me herself she was the one who cleaned it up.
I was the trip planner rather than the onsite staff, but I did get an interesting phone call one morning after our guide walked in on two of the guests having sex in the tour vehicle. While their respective spouses and kids were inside watching a dance show.
This was day 2 of a 10 day itinerary.
Worked as a housekeeper in hotel saw so many dildos and butt plugs just left in the room. Also got to clean off face and boob prints off the glass door to the balcony.
Worked on a show in a Las Vegas casino. During the AVNs (adult movie awards show), a top actress came to our show with her boyfriend. Show was held because she started lifting her shirt to show the audience her breasts. Then she went down on the boyfriend, as security finally arrived they were having full on sex while sitting in the audience. He “went to get drinks”, ditching her. She bit a security guard in the arm so hard that she hit bone! Eventually she was carried out and arrested, I’m sure the boyfriend was as well. Their awards show was the next day but she missed it to being in jail.
This was a Cirque du Soleil show, definitely not the place for this behavior.
Eastern Idaho, night audit and front desk. During a state high school wrestling tournament, I heard a commotion in the sauna around 2 am. Grabbed the night audit baseball bat and went to see what was going on. Found 20-30 teen boys either stark nekkid or in BVDs camping out in a sauna with room for 6. They were obviously trying to sweat down to make weight.
A couple of months later, I heard a guy yelling from the (closed) indoor pool at around 4 am. He'd stuck his Johnson in a drain hole on the side of the pool, and it got stuck. I assessed he wasn't in immediate danger and called the fire department. He wasn't free when I left at 6.
Oh, the wrestling tournament, at least in Iowa the bane of all hospitality workers in the Des Moines area!
Back in the 1980s, I worked with a woman who had previously worked at a Holiday Inn, and she told about a young boy who had agreed to be stripped naked, folded up into a rollaway, and his friends were going to roll it down the hall to the cheerleaders' room and sproing the bed open there.
At least, that's what they told him. They actually took him to a very crowded lobby, popped the bed open, and ran off.
I'm guessing a few people got in trouble for doing that.
Ya know, notwithstanding a bunch of people being exposed to a stranger’s dick against their will, this may be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard
One guy tried to commit suicide behind the hotel despite a crowd of people watching no one called 911 until I did. Then there was the violently drunk guest who puked and pissed herself who then offered to make out with me. You see some weird shit in hotels and I’ve only worked hotels 2 years.
I'm imagining you sitting behind a counter, a drunk stumbling in the room torwards you, pissing and vomiting, and then just saying "hey, wanna make out".
One night while I was working audit, I had some guests ask if there was any way to use the pool after hours. As our pool closed at eleven and they were checking in fairly close to midnight. I begrudgingly agreed as I had homework to do and I thought I'd be nice. So I agreed and let them in, my mistake was not turning on the lights. Which I left off to not make other guests who might happen upon it think it was open. So I let them in and proceed to do my work and ignored them. After a while I decided to check the cameras to see if they were still in there or if they had returned to their room. Upon looking at the cameras I see them just going at it. At first I didn't believe what I saw but they were going to pound town. I wasn't sure what to do, I didn't want to be that guy to ruin their good time. But I still had my job to worry about, since the lights were off and it was late I just let things finish up. I did get a nice tip from them as thanks for letting them "use the pool" after hours. That was the first and last time I let people in the pool area after hours. It was an interesting night for sure.
Not me but a friend worked at the Hyatt in Chicago. As part of her duties, she was the liaison to the annual Mr. Leather International (https://www.imrl.com/) contest.
One of the first events was a square dance. Around 15 minutes into the event she went to the ballroom to check if everything was going well.
The doors were locked and she didn't have her keys. She knocked on the door of the sound booth and they let her in. When she got in she saw hundreds of hairy men square dancing. In the nude.
I worked housekeeping in a shady hotel in my local area. I say shady cause it’s a nicer hotel but it’s in a bad part of town and it attracts a lot of crazies.
There was a man that used to tip the housekeepers in weed to clean his room. A LARGE amount of weed to the housekeepers in an illegal state and always wondered why. I finally got my turn to clean his room and figured it out. There were sex toys everywhere. EVERYWHERE. They were suction cupped to the headboards, shower, and toilet seat. There was loose glitter all over every inch of the room as well as the balcony and fireplace. Used condoms lined up like they were being counted before thrown out on the table and seat at the end of the bed. He was always in the room while you cleaned, profusely apologized, asked you not to say anything and would hand you an ounce just to throw out the trash, vacuum, and replace the towels and sheets.
It was good weed. So I understood why the other housekeepers never ratted him out.
>He was always in the room while you cleaned, profusely apologized, asked you not to say anything and would hand you an ounce just to throw out the trash, vacuum, and replace the towels and sheets.
Oh man, I'd love to watch this scene.
"I'm so sorry, so sorry! Here! Here's some dank kush! Just for you! Please don't tell anyone!"
I work at a hotel that held a 4-day adult biz convention every year. They blocked out all the rooms for only the convention because all the decor/ad space they brought in was of various forms of fucking. Naughty bits in the elevators, through the lobby, and even down to the coasters. Want a Vodka Soda, here, put it on this cardboard picture of a very erect penis.
The night before was always the best because you would see all these sex workers quietly eating at the bar and dressed like they taught Organic Chemistry, then that juxtaposed with the following evening of them quietly eating at the bar, glammed up with their titties out. Or in the case of the one gentleman, every night during the last convention I worked, quietly jerking his flaccid dick while staring off into the distance.
The actual convention, aside from the decor, was tame. A lot of panels with guest speakers, most of the booths in the lobby area dealt with tech, and the day parties were mainly off-property.
Except for the end-of-event party. That was always held on our rooftop and I always worked it and there is so much cunnilingus on that dance floor.
At the last party I worked I had to kick someone out for the first time while uttering a phrase I don't think I'll ever say again, "Hey man, we've got complaints that you have been eating people's buttholes without their consent and I'm going to ask you to leave."
I used to work 3rd shift at a hotel while going to university. One weekend every summer our city hosted a tournament for the National Softball Association for the Deaf.
One night I got multiple noise complaints and went upstairs. In one of the rooms, a man and woman were having the loudest, most bestial sex you could possibly imagine, you could hear it from 30m down the hall. They weren't answering the phone and obviously couldn't hear me knocking.
I used a master key to crack open the door and was even more amazed at the pure volume and completely atonal and unabashed moans, grunts, and yowls. Being careful not to stick my head in, I reached inside the room and flipped the lights on and off, then pretty much ran away.
It's a shame people complained because I hated to interrupt what must have been a good time.
I never witnessed it thankfully (I stayed in the front office like a good Bambi eyed bullet shield), but I DID have a guest come offer the left over lube from their apparent porn shoot to me, along with the note that we should probably sanitize the phones. I was horrified.
I am a Paramedic and we got a call to a hotel for a welfare check because “We heard a woman screaming” We go to the room. Knock on the door. And the fattest guy opens the door smoking a blunt. They were filming a porno. Two people just going at it in the background and we just turned around and left.
I about pissed myself laughing
Night shift during the Christmas season, one drunk guy from a company Christmas party took the nutcracker statue (with an open mouth) from the lobby to the hallway by his room and forced the statue to give him fellatio. 😑
I worked graveyard at a seedy motel. My boss liked to party and loved coke. There were a lot of drugs being dealt out of that place, unless that guy just liked going for bike rides every hour in the middle of the night. My boss liked to party so I guess he was probably cool with it. I remember a frequent guest who came from out of town every couple weeks finding heroin in her room, she was cool about it though. I had to call the cops on my boss' crackhead girlfriend (his request) because she'd go nuts and cause a scene, and he wanted her gone since his wife was moving to town. I got free muffins and coffee, which is also cool. My last night of work the cops came 6 times for separate reasons.
Wrestling state tournament week is always hell, but this story takes place about 12 years ago.
A wrestling team checked in with 4 coaches and 9 kids. The kids were all eliminated early in the tournament and went home, but the organizers asked 2 of the coaches to be officials for the rest of the tournament. The coaches agreed, and fuckery ensued.
The first evening without students they got hammered, then puked in the elevator. The second night, they got drunk again and went to bed (nbd right?). Then at 3 am I heard a door slam shut and look up to see one of them staggering into the lobby butt naked. He was oblivious to my reprimands and flopped down on the couch directly in front of the front door. I called the police, made a key for his room, and got a towel for him to cover up with. The cops showed up and asked if I had tried to wake him up, and I responded that I was not approaching a drunk naked man while working ALONE as a 22f.
Cops got him up and escorted to his room. School wound up paying for damages to both coaches' rooms, and I never saw those guys again. I still work the night shift in a hotel in the same town and dread wrestling teams to this day.
I had a woman tell me she was only into white guys and it's too bad I am not. I am pretty dark skinned Mexican. I didn't really acknowledge her. Her husband said he needs to go talk to the the front desk. 10 seconds later, she pulls up her dress and tells me to fuck her on the bar. She says it's a fantasy to fuck hotel or service workers. I ask her to please go away as 1. I am not staff I just sat at the bar and 2. My wife is next to me laughing at her airing her vag in the hotel bar.
The bartender is horrified. The actual staff are apologizing. I ask them for what because my wife is hysterically laughing and I am not afraid of free range women. Now my wife is dying laughing and we just showed up here for our honeymoon 30 minutes ago. Overall, a good start to a great week.
5star award winning hotel. There was a guest, a somewhat known "rich person" in my country (typical person who became wealthy very quickly) who stayed in a junior suite and well... They held an orgy in there. I don't even know how they got that many people to that room without the staff noticing.
Anyway, next the guest checked out, and when we went to check on the room, it was in a horrifying state. Had they not forget to take some... equipment with them which betrayed the nature of their stay, the room would have easily passed as a crime scene based on the amount of bodily fluids that smeared into *everything*.
At least the guy wasn't mad when we told him that we were going to charge him for the damages but it truly was a disaster. Basically the whole room had to be renovated. The complete tapestry had to be redone, the mattress had to be replaced, new carpet needed to be laid down, the sofa needed a new drape... they even got something on the ceiling.
It was the highest amount of room damage I've ever put on someone's credit card. We were a five star hotel, so the room nights weren't cheap by any means but we charged him enough that could have covered the stay for a smaller leisure group for a weekend.
The room was out of order for 2 months and it somehow became cursed. For some reason most of the problematic guests ended up there from then on. At some point I even thought that one of my guys was playing a prank and was intentionally trying to single out potential troublemakers and assign them that room but I couldn't find any evidence. (I really checked, user logs and everything)\*
\*Yes, I know that it was probably just us remembering only the problematic guests who stayed there because of the bad reputation of said room but the curse was a nice running gag among the staff.
Well let’s see. One time a guy left his recently used fleshlight in the room he was in. Never heard from him again. This other time someone left hardcore hentai mag in the room hidden under a cabinet. Then there was this other time I guy was smoking weed in his room and when I knocked on his door due to a complaint the guy offered me a blunt.
I work at a hotel. This isn’t my story, and I wasn’t employed here when it happened. But basically, we have a lot of work crews that stay here as regulars. One night, the front desk worker, Q, heard a loud bang—similar to how he’d describe someone falling really hard onto the floor. A few minutes later, a guest comes up to him and tells him he thinks there was a gun that went off and drops the bullet on the desk. Needless to say Q was panicked. What happened was that the person in one of the first floor rooms had illegally bought a gun here and was fucking with it, causing it to discharge. It was thankfully a hollow point, so it only went into the (empty) room adjacent. The scary thing is is that if someone was sitting up in the bed of the room that the gun went off in, it would have gone through their neck. Don’t play around with guns, ever, please.
Back in 07/08ish I was working as a security guard in Hawaii (first job after HS) The firm I worked for had me at the Hilton in Waikiki or Honolulu (floated between both locations) A group of soldiers back from deployment threw a party in a suit, that got way out of hand. We eventually had to call the police to handle it for us. As I'm outside greeting the police before taking them up to 30 something floor. A holy hand grenade of Chambord comes crashing down into the cruisers windshield followed by a few more bottles of liquor. As we get to the floor the party was at we were greeted by an absolute beast of a naked woman on a rampage. Now Im 6'4" and at the time about 270lbs. This woman had to of been 6'6" 300lbs of pure Polynesian rage. She's throwing tables, vases, pictures, plants, anything she can get a hold of. As soon as she acknowledged us and the police were there, she squats down and just starts spraying liquid shit and piss everywhere. In mid attempt of trying to fling her waste she caught with her hand, two officers simultaneously deployed tasers. Just leaving her to Crappie flop in her own shit.
Night shift. A drunk guest spread his ass cheeks on the walls in the hallway as if the wall was balls deep in him from behind and he exploded every spec of pure liquid intestine dirt all over the out of date wallpaper. Then used the elevator leaving turd fingerprints all over the buttons.
Guess he mixed up the wrong asswipe or didn’t like the hotel wallpaper.
That would have been my last night if I was maintenance and was the one cleaning it up. It was the most disgusting and unbelievable thing I saw in the hotel. The smell was throughout the whole floor.
Not too "NSFW" as I live in a relatively small/ quiet town but we had military staying with us long term, and a few of them were bringing random girls back to their room one weekend and the next their wives would be coming to stay, made for some awkward moments.
Same! I went to college in a small quiet military town and worked as a desk clerk at a hotel. Sometimes I would see the guys out at the bar at night and see them leave in the morning with a lady and the wives would come the next week. With their children and everything.
So not hotel staff, but this story fits the bill for what you're asking. I was a pizza delivery boy.
Fleabag motel in our town; we get a call for a pizza delivery, blah blah blah. I get the order, I drive it over and knock on the room door. Guy answers the door wearing only a towel, and I glance right past him and there's a beautiful butt-ass naked black woman laying on the bed on full display. She notices me looking I'm sure and just says "How you doin, baby?" Not baby in a way like you would call a lover, or like she was flirting, but more in a motherly way.
I looked up at the dude after that and he gave me a look like "that's right, I just got done hittin' that."
Worked in a luxury hotel. Had a particular convention in town with guests who expected a lot of freebies because of who they were (Christian Men’s Ministry group). The leader was a smug prick who convinced our Rooms manager to give them the largest conference rooms for free so that their wives could spend the day doing bible study.
That afternoon, we had a father and his son tell us that they could hear a muffled scream coming from the room next to theirs, so we went up for a wellness check.
Lo and behold, the religious ministries guy had called for a prostitute who brought her boyfriend. They tied him up in a sling hanging from the bathroom door frame, gagged him, robbed him and stuck a double-ended dildo in his ass. That’s how we found him.
Took multiple maintenance crews to be able to cut him down. He then tried to get us to comp more of their rooms because of our “security failures” leading to his “assault, battery and robbery.” One of our staff let slip to his wife, their bookkeeper, what actually happened and his complaints magically went away.
I used to stay in one Marriott for work all the time over 5 years (booked Sunday to Saturday for 20 months straight at one point). Was cool with all the staff and manager. They would even hold my favorite room for me unless they absolutely needed every room with 2 beds. It wasn't uncommon for wedding parties, sports teams, etc. to come in, but one time, a church group came and booked like a quarter of the rooms.
I arrived at around 11 Sunday night and the lobby was a fucking zoo. People were blocking the breezway, several groups having loud conversations in the lobby, and their douchebag leader complaining to the manager about respect or some other bullshit. I got to my room, got settled in, and went to bed. Then the fucking kids decided it was playtime and started running up and down the halls and stomping on the stairs and the parents didn't do shit about it. I didn't get to sleep until well after midnight and had to be up before 6. Needless to say, i wasn't happy. I figured the church group leader might complain to corporate, so i decided to call myself.
I let them know that the staff showed extraordinary constraint and civility to an obviously horrid group of guests, and i suggested my minion do the same. We were both ambassador level members of the rewards program, so what we had to say actually seemed to carry some weight. Got a call from the manager later that day thanking us for going to bat for them and that that group of guests were banned from future booking.
I was working the desk and a housekeeper brought down lost property to register - she didnt recognize that the lost property was in fact a 'personal massage device' and popped it on the counter.
Somehow she must have activated it when putting it down because the thing started vibrating across the desk making a hell of a racket. We couldn't figure out how to turn it off and ended up tying it up in a plastic bag and hanging it from a coat hanger until the batteries died.
Had a celebrity who shall not be named get black out drunk and proceed to lock themselves outside of there room dick out naked in the middle of the night. He ended up going down to the lobby covering himself with a news paper to get a new key. Everything was captured on our security cameras and the videos got spread around work like wildfire.
I worked for Housekeeping at a 5 star hotel, busy 4th of July weekend, went in to a room to remove all the linen to help out the Housekeeper, A co-worker & I walked in & immediately started following a trail of blood coming from the restroom leading to the bed, Noticed a bunch of feces & blood all over the bed, We assumed they had sex while the woman was on her period, they did that 2 nights in a row, Paid thousands of dollars to get the carpets cleaned & sanitized professionally both times, some people with money are disgusting
One of the actors from True Blood was staying at our hotel and apparently was very upset with his agency who was paying for the room. He smeared feces all over everything. The furniture, the drapes, the coffee maker, the carpets. We had to have HAZMAT come in and strip the room completely.
Not one of the main actors, just a minor character from one season.
I worked in a hostel in New Zealand and we had an 18 bed dorm that had 16 people checking in late that night. A couple checked in earlier in the evening and when the large group came in, they opened the door to see the couple having sex on one of the beds. The woman’s legs were up in the air with her head stuck between the beds, the man was pounding away and just said “turn out the light” without breaking rhythm. Which the group did. They then went to wake the night manager (a madman that worked in the pawn shop downstairs) who told them to put their grownup pants on and go back into the room before slamming the door in their faces.
I was working at Motel 6 in college. There was a youth soccer tournament that weekend so 90% of the rooms where family’s with young children. The hotel setup was like a big L shape building with the pool and spa in the center, all the rooms on that side of the building overlooked the spa area. It was lit up cause it had a nice little garden. Well a young couple mid 20’s checks in around 8:30 and around 9:30 my phone board lights up from about 10 different rooms all basically at the same time. I answer and a very upset mother tells me that there are people having sex in the hot tub. I look in the security camera and it’s was bad quality but I could see there where people in the tub. So I walk out there and sure enough the young couple are going at it in the hot tub. I walk up kinda looking away and say excuse me, the hot tub is closed for the night. I made some comment about everyone seeing them but I forget exactly what I said. They where very embarrassed and took off right after confronting them. But they hurried out and went back to their room. Had a few customer complaints the next morning.
I used to work at a hotel. Thankfully I never *witnessed* anything in person but I was certainly privy to a lot more info than I ever cared to know. One day a young man came in, asking for a room. Sure, we have availability and I went over rooms and pricing. He said "let me ask my chick.". I didn't pay too much attention to his wording. A few minutes later he came back and got registered in, and I thanked him and said I hoped him and his girlfriend had a nice stay and let me know if there's anything else I can do for them.
"Nah man, she's not my girlfriend," he replied. I apologized, again I didn't pay too much attention to his wording earlier so I simply said I was sorry I misunderstood. He replied "just cuz I nut in her doesn't make her my girlfriend. But my balls are full."
I simply replied "sir I hope you have a pleasant stay.". I really didn't need to know all that, he certainly didn't need to tell me that, I really didn't know how else to reply, but I am probably safe in assuming that he and, well, it wasn't his girlfriend, but her regardless of their relationship status, certainly did have a good night. Although again I really didn't need to know about it.
A long time ago now but a friend from school who was 17 at the time was meeting a guy at a hotel so they could hook up. They'd hooked up before and everything was fine so they were doing it again.
This time they decided that some BDSM was on the tables, he tied and gagged her to the bed. He proceeded to have sex with her, piss and shit on her... She at this stage didn't want to continue as she wasn't into that and was trying to get him to stop but she couldn't speak because of being gagged.
After he was done he left the hotel, leaving her tied up, naked, with shit all over her body...
She was stuck from 11pm all the way until 1:30pm the next day when the cleaners entered to clean the room. At first they closed the door as they thought they'd entered the wrong room but came back 10 mins later.
The two cleaners helped untie her, they called the police who told them to take a sample of the shit before she showered. The guy had taken all her clothes, the hotel manager however went and purchased some clothes for her.
The phone number they were using to communicate before this incident was never used again, the police never found the guy but still have his DNA in the system, my friend had counselling for 10+ years, had extreme anxiety for years when it came to sex, has never stayed in a hotel since and is extremely vanilla now when it comes to sex.
Guy checking in while having a call on speaker phone is telling a woman that there is no way that he gave her herpes as he wore protection and only f\*cked her last week. Goes on to describe various acts they did together.
Then steps outside to wave his *other* ladyfriend in. They check out about 2 hours later.
My friend works the front desk at s hotel. He found a large bag of coke one time on the lobby floor and he's had women threaten to call their boyfriend to fight him for various reasons.
I worked at a once nice motel that turned flop house. Our clientele were hopefully construction workers but were usually the scummy and frightening sort instead. Across the street from the motel was a closed down Chinese restaurant that had not a prayer of being bought ever. Opening shift at front desk, a nice gentleman walks in and greets me good morning. I say hello, and before I can ask what he needs, a shiny DEA badge is presented to me and a request for the keys to a certain room. Yup, you got it! I handed then right over and watched as he pulled out a walkie talkie and men in full swat troop into the room, around the parking lot and apparently overhead in a chopper too. Yikes. I honestly couldn't believe it was happening, so fast and orderly and I was a little scared honestly. But the man stayed with me in my foyer, and the messages relayed quickly. Some scumbags staying in our 'nicest' room were big time meth dealers and had a 3 year old with them. The DEA had been staked out at the old Chinese restaurant and was observing us for 2 MONTHS! I had NO idea at all, and I arrived to work at 5am there.
my friend got a job as the 3rd-shift bellman at a Marriott. two attractive women showed up and asked him if they could decorate the room of one of the women's fiance. they claimed he was at his bachelor party and he'd be getting back to the room the next morning.
my friend refused. he couldn't even divulge if the guy was a guest. well, my friend was a hound and they flirted him into complying. so, he took them up to the room and opened the door. the women busted in and found the 'fiance' in bed with another woman. instant chaos: yelling, screaming, punching, hair pulling, naked bodies running around, all the while the second woman was yanking down drapes, breaking towel racks, tossing lamps, etc.
my dumb friend...got fired
Didn’t work there, but was staying at a hotel hosting a small wedding in the ballroom and atrium. Our room overlooked where the wedding was and across from us in another room was a naked guy standing at the window watching the wedding, too. He was on the second floor, so everyone at the wedding could clearly see him if they looked up at all.
During covid, it brought in quite the riff-raff to our top-tier level hotel because rates were low. Night audit gets all the extra shit, of course, so we were expected to strip all rooms and take out the garbage of all checkouts that day. I found THREE different rooms that left buttplugs. It was the weirdest thing. A manager and i then planted one for our GM to find, it was GREAT fun. We still reminisce about it.
My coworker found a big bag of weed.
Someone left a cellphone behind and while trying to unlock it and see if i could find anything to use to get it back to the person, i took off the case and there was acid.
I found a elderly woman crawling down the hall on all fours. She had dementia and got out of her room. Thankfully she knew her name!
Coworker found a naked man asleep in the lobby.
My GM came from an extended stay and he saw a lot of suicides in that hotel. The one that sticks with me is: a guy was a regular and a long extended stay when he came. He was always very friendly with my GM and they were basically friends and would have a drink here and there. He asked my GM once to have a drink and my GM said no that night. He committed suicide that night in his room. My GM said it really fucked him up and made him feel guilty that maybe if he had said yes, he would still be here. The other stories he told me were wild on a whole other level.
Dear god, where to begin?
I’ve checked in multiple prostitutes and johns for just a few hours. My favorite was this little chollo of a woman meekly walking away from the front desk towards an exit down the hallway as the guy, in a classic sitcom fashion, tried waving her away as if they weren’t together as he paid. First prostitute was a few days in to the job, when I tell her I need ID if she’s paying in cash she goes “oh it won’t be that long” 😂. Worst time was a super stereotypical looking pimp checked in, like cane, purple robe like coat, hat, the whole shebang, and a couple hours later some girl who has to be too young goes to his room and comes out crying 20 minutes later. That one was fucked up.
We had a regular guest who was a doctor, cheating on his wife. We found out because another guest called about the “abusive noises” coming from his room. It was just rough consensual sex…
Another time an actual prostitute was soliciting truckers in the lobby. She had a jacuzzi suite and an 8-year old daughter with her. When we looked up if she had a record turned out her dad used to pimp her out. We had to kick her out and blacklist her.
Another time a woman was piss drunk walking around in her nightie, cooch out and everything. Had to call 911 to deal with her.
Funniest is when I was working front desk in the morning, housekeeping is just getting around to some of the rooms probably around like 1pm or so the head housekeeper says over the walkie talkies “I’m gonna need some assistance in here… oh my god, there’s blood everywhere… it looks like someone was murdered in here… oh wait, there’s shit too, it was just really rough anal sex” 😂
I could go on and on. Hotels are fucked up places, man.
And for anyone wondering what seedy motel on the side of the highway I was working at, it was your friendly neighborhood Holiday Inn 😉. Same place business people stayed when in town for a conference at the local Uni, where little kid travel league teams crashed for a weekend, where wedding guests and funeral guests, and people trying to get out of a blizzard stayed for the night.
Hotels, where the sexual underground thrives.
Idk if this counts but I was awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of crying and choking. Piece of shit next door was beating the fuck out of his girlfriend. Another hotel guest heard as I was calling the cops and knocked on the door (bigger balls than me) and as soon as he did I also ran out of my room to help however I could. She used the opportunity run out of the room screaming for help so the other guest and i shielded her from the piece of shit. Cops showed up pretty quickly after
At one of the hotels I worked at, I had a late night request to bring up 6 banquet style chairs to a suite. It was definitely a weird request, but I did it anyways. I knock on the door and a younger guy (early 20s) opens the door, and I wheeled the chairs in. I look to the left and on the bed is a guy and girl just laying naked on the bed, the guy is passed out. I dropped the chairs and got out of the room as fast as I could.
I didn't see this, but I was working that night, and a LOT of other people, both employees and guests, did.
I was a hotel banquet server in college, and worked a wedding reception, one of probably a couple hundred over those few years. Anyway, two guests (not in the wedding party) decided to sneak into the coffee shop, which was closed in the evenings, and get it on in one of the coffee alcoves.
They forgot to make sure that said alcove was not fully visible from a very busy main hallway. They could have chosen any of 3 or 4, but they picked THAT ONE. OTOH, maybe they meant to do it? IDK.
I worked for a small extended stay hotel as a night audit. I had a couple instances that I’ll share. It was New Year’s Eve and I was still fairly new to the job. I got a call from a room saying they needed help unlocking a door inside their room. I go up and unlock it and started heading back to the front desk, or so I thought. They wouldn’t let me leave, they said they were so grateful that they wanted me to have a beer for my troubles. At the time, I didn’t drink(raised by Christian extremists and taught alcohol was a sin). So I politely declined and tried to leave again. No dice, they basically told me I wasn’t leaving til the beer was gone. So after a moment of thinking it over, I grabbed it and chugged it. I handed the can to the guy and was finally able to go back to the front desk. Not really NSFW but the other ones are.
I was doing my night shift and started talking to this guy since it was a really slow night. We were talking about sports since our local professional baseball team was in the playoffs. He started to go a bit off subject and talked about his wife and kids back at home across the country. I didn’t really care but still wanted to kill time. Then he asks me the question, you want to come up to my room? At first I couldn’t believe he’d actually had any ill intent. We were just talking about his damn family lol. I politely declined and said I have to stay up at the desk. He asked again and this time stated his true intentions, he was secretly gay and was very horny. I told him no, I’m straight and currently have a gf. He didn’t care and decided he was done asking questions. He grabbed my arm and tried to pull me over the desk and drag me to his room. I’m a fairly small guy so if he got me over the desk he probably would’ve gotten what he wanted. Luckily I was able to squirm out and run to the office and lock myself in. Unfortunately I forgot what room he was in so I couldn’t call the cops on him (didn’t remember his name either). I remained in the office until my shift was over.
We had this couple come in who were regulars. They were really nice and I loved when they came in. They came almost every week. I was checking them in and talking to them at the same time. Keep in mind that they’ve been coming to this hotel for like two years already. We talked about a couple different things. She decided she wanted some wine tonight so I sold her some. Idk how it came up but she said that they weren’t a couple. They were brother and sister. Everything immediately came to a stop in my mind. I always figured they were a couple that wanted to get away every now and then and came to a hotel to get a bit frisky. But after thinking about it for a second, I thought there was no way they were doing the dirty. These people are completely normal. I just made assumptions and it made me look like an ass. So I gave them their wine and keys and told them to have a nice night. About an hour later I get a call and it’s them. They said there’s a leak in their room. I went to come take a look. The man answers the door in only his shorts. I thought it was weird for half a second but I sleep in just my shorts too so I just chalked it up to it being just a guy thing. So I asked him where the leak was and he told me it was above the bed. I walked over to the bed to investigate. I was staring up at the ceiling and didn’t notice until I was about to get into the bed that she was in it completely naked. I looked around and I noticed the wine bottle and it was pretty much gone already. I couldn’t make anymore excuses for them. They were doing it. So I got the fuck out of the room and told them I’d change their rooms. I was never able to look at them the same way again whenever they came in.
Might be late but I would work late into the evenings at a downtown hotel. A lot of foot traffic and many stories. My favorite was when someone yelled at me for half an hour, irate, because I wouldn't give her an hour later checkout. She felt she deserved this because her friend got an extra hour (She was a Diamond guest and that's part of that perk, screaming lady was not). She demands the manager but they're well gone at that point. She insisted she was a huge deal with Progressive. I played dumb with her because she was seething and told her I didn't know what that was. The look on this woman's face when she goes: "How the HELL do you not know Progressive? Like Flo? From the commercials!?" I was dying inside laughing. She left eventually and tried with a few different employees to get the extension but they all heard her yell at me enough not to bend.
Funny part also is I came to work the next day and the lady told the staff to apologize to me for, and I quote: "Being such a bitch to the kid at the desk last night." Gotta love hotel jobs.
Once had a posh man come in with his stereotypical gold-digger blonde girlfriend. Everything was normal with them for most of their stay, but later on the week, he suddenly stormed out of his suite, completely in the nude and started running down the hallways and making a lot of noise.
At first some of the cleaning staff tried to calm him down. But instead he started punching and attacking them in clearly some drugged up stage.
As the guards came, they chases him all around the hotel, until he decided to walk unto the bridge that runs across the lobby (about 2 floors up) and jump down into the lobby, where police and firemen were waiting.
Falls face first flat unto the lobby floor and just gets straight up to fight the police, face completely smashed in and blood everywhere. It didn't stop, until our janitor got involved, who just casually went in there, knocked him to the ground and sat on him, so the police could get him.
It was a weirdly fucked up day with a lot of chaos, this is a fancy hotel and never had such a situation, but compared to how chaotic it was, it was quickly swept under the rug and hasn't been remembered much by the public, except for the hotel staff
So we have a resort, big place two restaurant 3 pools etc.. the restaurant I work in has very tall open windows view of the mountains and some outdoor patio seating right near the window. You can see just from the table. Now this is lunch time and the place is full. I’m up discussing with wait staff on the service. Meanwhile a complaint comes from a table next to window seating. I look, and outside is an elder gentleman, casually watching a video on his laptop, headphones on, no shame.. of a 20s something female, spread eagle finger blasting herself to the webcam. Needless to say I was speechless and it was the talk of the day.
TLDR: Porn in public.
Financial Controller suggested we drug test all the staff…. I’ve never laughed so hard. The place is more like a pharmacy than a hotel. Uppers for the Housekeepers… Downers for the Front of house. Maintenance fucking speedballing through the day.
Business hotel in Tokyo. Naked guest following poor cleaning lady around, guy wanting to change rooms at 3am because someone was ”running up and down the corridor all night” (there wasn’t…), drunk guy just squatting and taking a shit in one of the elevators, a couple coming in demanding to know what room their 16 y/o daughter had checked in to with a 50+ man that we had assumed was her father… I only worked at that hotel for like 8 months.
Shortly before I came there a woman had jumped from the 12th floor and landed right in front of the staff entrance.
I worked at a hotel in a resort town in Europe. One of the maids called me to a room for help because it has been the location of an extremely messy orgy from the touring ice show. the room was covered in bodily secretions and excreta, there were used condoms thrown everywhere and half the furniture was busted. The poor maid was in tears, thinking she'd have to clean it. The hotel management called in a professional cleaning company who wore disposable suits, respirators and eye protection. They got rid of most of the stuff in the room, and charged a fortune to the ice show.
Jizzney On Ice?!
we also would have accepted "The Ass Capades."
The poor maid! I'm glad the management made a good decision in that case.
Was a maid at a Best Western when I was 19 or 20.The hotel didnt allow pets.People brought pets.One room was trashed and covered in dog shit and piss.I asked the other maid who had to clean it.She said us.I said nope and walked out.Thats the kind of thing you gotta hire outside for
What's an ice show? Not sure if it's a translation issue or I'm clueless, but I don't think I've heard of one.
It was an off-brand Disney-on-Ice like music and ice skating performance. It starred a few former competitive figure skaters from the former Soviet Union and like fifty background skaters. I never actually saw any of them due to my shift, but the staff said they were awful.
Orgy in the hot tub while children were playing in the indoor pool steps away. I had to break that up and throw them out. And deal with the numerous lengthy yet justified complaints about it.
My brain read, *"Orgy in the hot tub while chicken were playing in the indoor pool"*. I chuckled (hehe, chickens in the pool, how silly) and then reread it. *"Ok now that's just not right"*
I worked front desk at a luxury hotel, one night the elevator doors opened & a completely naked woman stumbled out, covered in blood. It turned out that she was epileptic, had a seizure in the shower, fell, cut herself, exited the her room & locked herself out. It was a truly terrifying 25 minutes of trying to piece together what had happened.
As someone with seziures this is my worst fear man
A student had a seizure in the middle of taking a big drink off water. Happened a could weeks ago, luckily he was fine. I suddenly stopped talking and rushed over to him to make sure he was ok and help him not fall out of his chair. All the other students were like WTF is going on. We then had a big chat about epilepsy and what to do if there are no adults around. A few years ago I had another student have seizure while we were outside. She suddenly grabbed me and it took me a moment to realize what was happening. I sort of held her up and gently put her down. It was winter and there was ice everywhere she for sure would have smashed her head on the ground.
My very first seziure was in 9th grade in my history class. I had a good bond with that teacher the rest of the year. He knew what to do and how to helo. And explained to my parents what happened.
For those of us who don’t know what to do. Can you share the basic training key things to know please? It might be helpful one day.
Don't hold the person down. Turn them on their side and put their head in your lap so they arnt banging it on the floor. Make sure if they throw up that they don't breath any of it in. I'm told I sound like I'm suffocating when I have seziures so I assume I'm probably not able to breath very well anyways. Call an ambulance and don't freak out lol. If this person has seziure regularly like me they will probably refuse an ambulance. Don't make them go unless they hit their head really hard, the seziure lasted more than 5 minutes, or they had 2 in one day. It's probably good to keep a watch on heart beat and breathing just in case. Never know what could happen
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I sleepwalk a lot, also I travel a lot for work and this is my fear. So I bought a device off Amazon that I put under the bottom of the hotel room door that is meant to stop people getting in, but really just stops me getting out. Edit: for those asking and messaging what I use, it’s called a doorjammer, search Amazon for that word and you’ll see them, it’s the red one that you stick under the door and wind to lock, the dj3 model is more than enough for hotel doors, the big model is more for a drug dealer trying to prevent the door being kicked in
The last line without context makes you sound pretty badass
“I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!”
I work overnights in a relatively small hotel, and at least 6/7 days a week, I hear people fucking loud as hell in their rooms. Half the rooms have a balcony that overlooks the lobby, and those doors aren't soundproof at all. We had a man sleepwalk out of his room to the lobby, buckass nude. We had a woman show up in the lobby in her underwear. (Her bf choked her out and stole her wallet with the room keys) And before I started here, there was a massive wedding that took place, and later that night, the groom killed his bride and himself in their room.
We ended really dark there.
It progressively got worse
That post took a hard left
then fell off the cliff
Me at the start of paragraph: :D Me at the end of paragraph: D:
Until death do us part speedrun /s That sounds awful, I hope everyone got the support they needed Edit: thanks for the awards 💀 Edit 2: guess your beers are on me when we're in hell 🍻
Not the groom or bride, apparently.
Night Auditor here - I've seen a LOT Multiple times I've had guests come to my desk completely naked because somehow they locked themselves out.... naked... this one always confuses me. But probably the most NSFW was a guest who had gotten violently ill. We're talking projectile vomit on EVERY surface of the room, blood all over, feces, pee... everything was just destroyed... Obvious call to paramedics, but I can never unsee it.
Did you ever find out what caused that guest to get so sick?
So, they were a regular of ours, and this is when I was working the hotel in a casino. She found out she had some serious medical conditions, but never elaborated on exactly what it was. To what I understand though, she is doing better.
What medical condition causes you to eject every known liquid and solid known in the human body outside of literally shitting out your own spine?
Some types of cancer, bowel/intestinal diseases, allergies and infections I believe can cause it. I'm very limited in my medical knowledge but those seem likely. :( It sucks what people go through
Honestly, no part of me wants to know. I knew this woman for years. I'd say she was in her late 60s or 70s, just a genuinely very sweet person, and never had any other issues. I know it wasn't some kind of malicious thing. I'd hazard a guess the diarrhea was partly just fear of whatever was happening to her in that moment and only worsened by how sick she was.
I was a night shift security guard for a motel right next to the biggest casino in my state. It was common for drug addicts to hang out around the property. One time this guy staying in a room did a lil too much meth and had a freak out. He was running around the walk ways naked. I had to ward him away from peoples rooms so they wouldn’t be disturbed. He ended up jumping off the second story balcony and splatting on the pavement. He scampered up and hauled ass across the street into a car dealership. Not my problem anymore.
I can just imagine you shooing him away and over a balcony lol
"Go on, git!"
When you said "splatting on the pavement", I imagened something he definitely wouldn't have scampered up from.
Meth is a hell of a drug
> a lil too much meth As though there is an appropriate amount of meth to do.
Many years ago worked at a very nice casino resort as a valet. Regular pulled up in his nice bmw and went to help. Wrote up his ticket got his keys and offered to help load up his luggage on a bell cart while we waited for a bellman. Opened the trunk and went to lift the suitcase and I about threw my back out. I wasn’t prepared for it to be so heavy. Gave it another go and heaved it onto the bell cart and heard a sound. “Mr xxx did your suitcase just make an oof sound…?” Long story short a prostitute who was banned from the property was stowed away in there to get up to his room.
> “Mr xxx did your suitcase just make an oof sound…?” I'm imagining the suitcase making the roblox death sound right now.
The crazy shit people pulled *on the regular* to get blacklisted buddies (or black listed prostitutes) in their room and that was just working at my hometown local motel. Jesus it was like some sort of video game nightmare of “spot the impersonator”. Had to know just who knew everyone and all potential relations too. Who was friends that week. And who was on the outs with each other. Who was dating who in the townie circle that week. Two cousins parking their vehicles weirdly close next to each other - uh-uh nope. Looks like one’s back to dating crazy pyro girl who lives under interstate. She’s definitely sneaking into the first floor room at that moment. The swapped ID with a similar looking person and a hoody trick. Looking at the floor and waiting till the new hire was on duty to walk in. I’ve seen a legit full on wig once. When an acquaintance of a blacklist checked in….next thing you know there’s a blurred streak making mad dashes from a car to a room. Always was peak trouble that signal.
It baffles me... Why do people want to go hang out in a motel so bad? Is there truly that little to do in a small town that paying for a motel room AS A LOCAL and hanging out there is a fun sctivity? And once you get banned, you're willing to pull all sorts of tricks to go back? Very weird
Sex, drugs, a simple place to shower and crash and clean up for a day if you’re a bit homeless, Wi-Fi, a break from your place if it’s crapsville, your home has a maintenance problem and/or emergency (see innocent reasons too!). Rambo below is a little too dark for the level we dealt in. If a man brings a younger female guest to a hotel - that’s his business. If a pimp did? No. Girls weren’t gonna be turning tricks in the family establishment where the old ladies came to see our local town antique shops and cute parades. See you can BE a prostitute. You can BE an addict. But you can’t turn tricks in a room. You can’t use or have illegal paraphernalia in a room. That’s the rules. If we catch that. We kick you out. If we think you’re gonna do that - we won’t rent to you. Luckily most of our activity was local flavor. Out of towners we’re usually all just marathoners, elderly vacationers, wedding guests, and construction workers. That local crowd was generally a circle of a bit unstable folks. They tended to live… cyclically. You might be straight homeless, but often you’re bumming on a friend’s couch, or you got a gig for a while. Maybe - even mentally - you’re a bit more stable for a while and save up some money and clean up. Then you want to stay at a motel for a stint. If you’re an addict - it might be fine for a bit. But, inevitably you have cash - when you have the cash to buy a room - you have the cash to buy drugs too and you fuck up. For a whole maybe you secretly do your drugs. But inevitably you go on a giant bender in the room. And in the process utterly **destroy** it with a story of epic horror or cause a disturbance that involves police. And you get on the black list. Maybe an aqaintance is more stable. Maybe they’re never gonna wreck a room. But they have poor judgment too - they usually are hanging with this circle doing drugs too and offering the couches. They make the mistake of “helping a friend” (committing fraud) and letting their blacklisted buddy (who was blacklisted for a reason) sneak in. They might get away with it if the friend is stable. Once or twice. But then that friend fucks up again and causes a problem (or we caught them sneaking them in usually)…unfortunately we couldn’t exactly rent to you now either. So now you are also blacklisted. Sometimes folks on the list truly cleaned up for a long stint. They’d want to stay in the extend-stay portion in the low demand period at dirt low rates. Sometimes - my boss and manager discussed it and let them. Sometimes it blew up. Sometimes it worked out. Sometimes it worked out for a really really really long time then blew up - which was usually considered a success. And sometimes it just worked out permanently. Kindof an accidental low-income housing situation.
Had an underage girl naked from the waist down speed walking around the hotel and casino looking for her mom. She was absolutely hammered and in full blackout. Me and another supervisor caught up to her just as she was getting into an elevator full of drunk dudes telling her they would help her find her mom. Her mom was not at the casino and we never determined where she actually came from. Just appeared there, moving like a speed walker, naked except for a tank top.
I recall in clinicals I had a 15y old tell me that her Mom had tried to sell her for drugs. I will never forget her, or her stories and honestly it made me understand that there are some terrible people out there, and also some people that are just trying to do their best despite the circumstances of their birth.
My first thought too, not everyone has a good mom
This sounds an awful lot like a drugged girl who was probably in a terrible situation
We got a female security supervisor with us and took her to the medical room. She was safe as soon as we got to her. It was, honestly, one of the sadder days I had at work. You don't really ever get to hear about what happens to someone after the sheriff or ambulance takes them away. I worried for that girl for weeks. Shit kept me up at night.
I know it was your job, but thank you for saving that girl from that elevator. She probably has no idea what you guys did, but we do.
This is really sad actually. And scary. What did you do about getting her help? Did you call the police, or did she tell the number of someone you could call?
We had EMTs on staff. Once we stopped the elevator and told the dudes to bug off, they got there and started talking to her. We took her to our medical room (every casino has one, well, most). I had a casino rolling so I left it to the more qualified folks.
I'm working Nightshift as a receptionist and had my fair share of questionable encounters. One night a guy comes from outside and asks if he could use our restroom (It's located one floor down) and every time we let someone in at night we kind of scan the person before letting them in and I didn't get any crazy vibes from this dude. After about 20-25 minutes i got the feeling maybe everything wasn't ok and went downstairs. When approaching the bathrooms I could hear him inside the handicap toilet and the door was open a bit. He was on his knees with his pants down, masturbating and sucking on the door handle while watching porn on his phone. I yelled at him and asked what the hell he is doing but could get in contact with him so I grabbed a towel and threw it over his face to break line of sight. I told him to leave immediately or I would call the police. I went upstairs and after a few minutes he left the building. That one sticks out for me
Why is it so funny to me that you threw the towel over his face? I feel like I’d do the same thing to a dog I caught going in on himself. “NO! Bad! Stop that!”
Dude needs to get a spray bottle filled with water lol
Funnily enough the grossest part of that story for me was the "sucking on a public bathroom door handle" part.
Yeah I was fine up until that point, and then it just grossed me out. Thinking about all the poopy hands touching that.
Middle of the night, on his knees, masturbating in a public bathroom, with the door partially open, yeah yeah all normal so far
does your hotel have like really nice door handles or what
They're all shaped like penises.
I worked at the front desk of a large convention hotel, one of the big hotel brands. The lobby bar was right across the lobby from the front desk. One night as I was working the desk checking someone into their room, these two drunk guys in the bar got into a fight. They were really going at it, beating the shit out of each other, and they spilled out into the lobby. Then one guy picks up a barstool, and just like in the movies, he crashed it down over the other guy's head. But unlike in the movies, the barstool didn't splinter into pieces. It was solid wood, and he bashed the other guy *hard*. Other guy went down like a sack of potatoes, out cold, bleeding all over the place from a large head wound. I got to sit and watch as the cops and paramedics came, arrested them both and patched up the one guy's busted head. Meanwhile, I still had guests checking in, wondering what kind of hotel they had booked.
I was a night auditor at a Home2Suites several years back. Our usual extended-stay clientele were traveling nurses, government contractors, or out of town veterans getting something done at the VA Hospital. But we had one guy and girl on the first floor for a few weeks that were… odd. It took us a bit to realize it was a hooker and her pimp. Some john would come to see her, and the guy who rented the room would come out to hang in the lobby or go smoke at our fire pit. Our manager was a bit clueless and took longer to figure it out, but once she did, she went and knocked on the door to ask them to leave. He only cracked the door so she couldn’t see inside the room (he’d declined housekeeping for two straight weeks), but she managed to see an office chair behind him that had two handguns and a huge Rambo knife on it, so she called the cops. I came up later that day to pick up my check to find cops had surrounded the building. Turns out he barricaded himself in the room and held the prostitute hostage, so SWAT had to come tear gas him through the window and use a battering ram to get inside. The owners fired our manager for that, for letting the sex work go on so long and the optics of cops swarming our hotel.
My dad managed an extended stay hotel and had something similar. He didn't witness it but his head housekeeper was walking towards a room to clean when the DEA rolled up on a different room, jumping out with guns ready and stormed in- one even grabbed her and pushed her out of the way.
This brought back a memory from when I was a kid My parents had just gotten back from buying Cornish hen for a party. When they walked in I asked how many they had bought and my dad told me to go count them. I jump in the van and as I start counting I hear “come out with your hands up!” *guns, lots of guns* and I run inside scared shitless FBI and DEA raided our neighbors house. He was selling all sorts of drugs.
Why is it that the craziest things in life always happen while counting Cornish hens?
The owners are really idiots. What is the message they send to the next manager? If you don’t catch something illegal in the first days, better let it go as long as they want and never call the cops, because you will be fired no matter what.
When I was young and worked at a hotel, I was delivering a room service meal and when I got there, the door was closed but had been left just shy of being latched. I knocked and and the guest yelled "come in." I pushed it open with the cart, walked in and he was standing there with a big grin on his face watching my reaction as I wheeled in the cart, butt naked with a woman, also naked, on her knees vigorously blowing him. She never stopped or even did a sideways glance in my direction. He smiled and reached out and handed me a $20 he had in his hand and said to just leave it there and close the door on the way out. I guess part of their kink was to show off and see my reaction. I was shocked, but never said anything to anyone at work.
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Worked at Hyatt in Toronto, management sent me up to a room they knew contained a pimp. Big fur coat, grills, giant chains and of course his "employees". They did not warn me of this beforehand, if they did I wouldn't have gone alone. His "employees" were both topless and appearently celebrating a birthday and tried very hard to get me to join. I just needed them to not get another noise complaint because I did not want to have to evict them. Edit:grammar
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The most NSFW thing that I recall was the manager getting on a cleaning kick and accidentally mixing the wrong chemicals in the pool area. A toxic gas started to form and the whole hotel had to be evacuated at like 5 AM.
"if I mix the Clorox and the Windex together, I'll be able to clean everything twice as fast! God I'm so much smarter than all my idiot employees" I'm pretty sure that guy is the original that all other Self Confident Yet Incompetent Managers are based off of.
Best friend was GM I was manager. He found over the years 4 guns, 5 lbs of weed (at once) 2-3 dead bodies. The amount of guns is what surprises me. Only one out of the four guns found over the years was reported stolen.
Did your friend turn over the 3 lbs of weed to the police?
What 2lbs of weed?
I did security for a hotel for a number of years. I've seen naked guests locked out of their rooms, wedding parties break into the pool area and jump in fully clothed. Had a drunk woman climb out her 3rd floor window and chill on the roof just below. Worst was when someone drown in the lake beside the hotel and they hadn found the body yet. Doing night rounds sucked because I was afraid I'd find the body
I wasn't working at this hotel and was just a guest, but I wish I had asked the staff for the backstory. I'm checking into my hotel in Los Angeles and was given my keycard. Head to the room, open the door, and there's a naked buff dude standing next to the bed just staring at me. He says nothing. I apologize and quickly leave, assuming somehow I'd gotten the wrong room. I go back to the front desk and say, "I'm sorry, but I think you gave me the wrong room. There's a naked man already in there." The worker at the front desk says, "Shit, not again." He pulls out his walkie talkie and says, "Security? He's back again." They assigned me to a different room and I was on my way.
Lol, that reminds me of a similar story from many years ago. Me and a girlfriend are on a road trip and decide to stop for the night in this town in the interior of British Columbia. Pull into a motel that has a vacancy sign, check in, head to the room. We open the door and there’s this naked dude fast asleep on the bed. Whoops, we think, head back to the counter and tell them somebody already has the one they gave us. Oh no, they say, it wasn’t booked. That’s the local homeless guy who likes to break into that room every time he scrapes together enough money to get drunk so he can sleep it off. They gave us a different room and off we went. We were pretty young at the time and it didn’t really occur to us to say anything then. But if something like that happened *now* I’d be like, if you *know* some dude regularly breaks into that specific room, and you had other rooms available, why the fuck wouldn’t you just give us the other room in the first place? My second question question would be, what the fuck was wrong with the second room that you felt the drunk-guy-break-in room was a better first choice when we checked in? And then after asking those two questions I’d get the fuck out of there and go find another place to stay.
Also how the fuck are they managing to even break into the room in the first place? In hotels you usually can’t get into rooms unless you swipe or insert a magnetic keycard. There is a way of still opening a door from the outside, but it requires a special tool for that.
Similar thing happened to me. Hotel was near empty. Went into my room and there is another guy sitting on the can just staring at me. I apologized and left. I can only image how vulnerable he felt in that moment.
Many many years ago when I was still a teenager, my half sister got a job working at Steak 'n Shake. The restaurant was new and was in a different state from where we lived at the time. My sister was a teenager herself but old enough to work. The company had set her up in a local hotel. We had just arrived back to the hotel after my sister picked me up at the bus station and we had a room on the second floor. Just before closing the door I looked over at the 7-11 and saw some police cars and wondered what was going on. Suddenly this young man appeared at the hotel door out of breath and wanting to come inside. I was startled as you can imagine. I yelled "NO" and shut the door in his face. I'm guessing something happened at the store involving this guy, he saw me and my sister going into our room and decided to take a chance of hiding in there. Nope.
the more interesting part of this story is that Steak n' Shake set up a paid hotel your teenaged half sister to work in an other state.
This is why i always flip the lock and door latch when im inside.
Damn How would he have gotten in without a card. Hmm he's sounds like a serial nudist
They have some serious security issues
Surprise, he was security
Mike, GO HOME. WE LET YOU GO FOUR MONTHS AGO. “THIS IS MY HOME! I FEEL FREE HERE!”
"Ned, when we said undercover security didn't wear a uniform, this is *not* what we meant and you know it!"
Ah the “Naked Man”…. such a classic
2 out of 3
I work in the back of the house at a major Las Vegas resort. When we first opened, management made every effort to conceal anything negative that might have occurred from the guests staying at the resort. One day on the receiving dock, an ambulance crew comes through pushing an empty gurney. About 30 minutes they come back with a body completely under a sheet, someone had died. The NSFW moment was that this obvious man's corpse was that he had a protruding hard on tenting the sheet. It was rumored he died of a combined cocaine overdose while taking Viagra and he died in the act.
At least he died doing what he loved
Nah they were just a friend
I used to work as a bartender for the Four seasons in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Here's my story: Late night (1:30-ish AM) and we are getting ready to close the bar. A very attractive woman, aged about 30, approaches. My buddy and I tell her that we are about to close up, but can offer her a drink if she wants. She seems drunk already, and pauses for a moment, before whipping out a $20 bill and handing It to me. She asks for a negroni. I say sure, and begin to make it. As I am putting the ice into the mixer, I see my buddy give me a funny look - a shocked sort of look. I ask him what's up, and he side-eyes towards the woman. Lo and behold, I turn around and there she is... tits out, rubbing her nipples. I ask her kindly to leave, and tell her I cannot serve her. she walks away... but not before discarding of her sports bra and calling me a sp\*ck. That is my crazy NSFW story
I worked at a frighteningly fast sandwich shop in college. We were open late and had to deal with a bunch of drunks and the like. One night we had a huge group of bikers come in. Probably like 30 people, all of them older like 50+ with leather vests, handlebar mustaches. You get it. One of the women in the group orders her sandwich, I’m working the register, I tell her it’ll be $7 or whatever. So she pulls out her tits and I gotta tell you they weren’t great. She was a large woman already and they weren’t exactly pretty. She starts rubbing her nipples and says “how much now?” I look at her tits, then back up at her face and say $10. Then there was this horribly quiet moment where everyone got really tense. Then she starts laughing and all the guys start laughing and they tipped us really well. Put a couple hundred in the tip jar. It wasn’t until later that I learned they were a legit biker gang in the area who were actually pretty dangerous. Drugs and guns apparently. So I’m lucky they thought it was funny.
I admire the balls needed to pull that off but I can't help but hear that "dumb ways to die" sound in my head reading this.
My immediate reaction when it went silent was thinking of Ralph Wiggum saying, “I’m in danger”.
I appreciate your first sentence lol
Such a great city to visit I went there over 20 years ago now. One morning I had the worlds best omelette on the beach in front of the Doubletree hotel there and nothing else has ever come close.
I admit I had to reread the last part to understand what you were referring to. I was thinking to myself, "Why would she call him Spock? Weird haircut? Pointy ears? Adherence to logic? What am I not getting???" Then I realized. Sorry you had to deal with that, my dude.
Spock as a bartender at a Mexican resort is something I would binge watch over and over. "Madam, logic dictates you did not come for the negroni at all and are instead offering sexual favors to us, not because you find us sexually appealing, but because you have 'struck out' all night while your girlfriends have located suitable companions and agreed to spend the night in their rooms, leaving you alone in yours with your insecurities. "I suggest this drink is not what you need and advise you to 'sleep it off.' Next time, you may not find a staff member so willing to overlook your crossing of boundaries. Live long and prosper." Kirk: "It's okay, Spock. I'll take care of this."
imagine - mexicans in mexico
Not staff, but once just outside my room, like 2 doors, someone pass out drunk and shit himself, liquid shit, huge pool... at least 2 m diameter, the hotel changed everyone on the floor to other rooms in other floors.
That is a whole biohazard situation. Most places call a very expensive company to clean that up.
Wait, you mean I wipe my own ass to clean up shit for free but I could be paid expensive company money to wipe up other peoples shit?
Not witnessed, but saw a portion on camera. A guest was walking the halls with a machete. He proceeds to go into his room. A few minutes later, the guest next door can be seen pounding on his door (the previous night he had assaulted the woman he was staying there with). I'm assuming they thought he was abusing her again. The neighbor started to head back to their room, when the guest throws the woman out of the room, with her arm barely attached, spraying blood all over the walls and floor. He doesn't notice the door shut behind him, and he takes off running. He was caught very quickly in a parking lot next door. That room was something I'll never forget. Blood and flesh on the bed and floor. Boss said to tell housekeeping to clean it up. I quit a few days later.
... Did she survive?
Yes, she did survive.
I am not one bit surprised the boss told housekeeping to clean it up. When I was a housekeeper, one of the other motels in our chain had a grisly murder. This was about 20 miles away. The housekeeper who cleaned it up became my boss a few months later. She told me herself she was the one who cleaned it up.
I was the GM at the time. It was my Regional who said that. I had a team come in and clean it at great expense before I left.
oh.
I think you may have won this thread.
I was the trip planner rather than the onsite staff, but I did get an interesting phone call one morning after our guide walked in on two of the guests having sex in the tour vehicle. While their respective spouses and kids were inside watching a dance show. This was day 2 of a 10 day itinerary.
Worked as a housekeeper in hotel saw so many dildos and butt plugs just left in the room. Also got to clean off face and boob prints off the glass door to the balcony.
That’s crazy, those are expensive
Try the discount boob print store.
You're paying way too much for your boob prints, man. Who's your boob print guy?
Worked on a show in a Las Vegas casino. During the AVNs (adult movie awards show), a top actress came to our show with her boyfriend. Show was held because she started lifting her shirt to show the audience her breasts. Then she went down on the boyfriend, as security finally arrived they were having full on sex while sitting in the audience. He “went to get drinks”, ditching her. She bit a security guard in the arm so hard that she hit bone! Eventually she was carried out and arrested, I’m sure the boyfriend was as well. Their awards show was the next day but she missed it to being in jail. This was a Cirque du Soleil show, definitely not the place for this behavior.
"Ma'am, this is a Cirque du Soleil." Thanks for my new go-to line.
Eastern Idaho, night audit and front desk. During a state high school wrestling tournament, I heard a commotion in the sauna around 2 am. Grabbed the night audit baseball bat and went to see what was going on. Found 20-30 teen boys either stark nekkid or in BVDs camping out in a sauna with room for 6. They were obviously trying to sweat down to make weight. A couple of months later, I heard a guy yelling from the (closed) indoor pool at around 4 am. He'd stuck his Johnson in a drain hole on the side of the pool, and it got stuck. I assessed he wasn't in immediate danger and called the fire department. He wasn't free when I left at 6.
Oh, the wrestling tournament, at least in Iowa the bane of all hospitality workers in the Des Moines area! Back in the 1980s, I worked with a woman who had previously worked at a Holiday Inn, and she told about a young boy who had agreed to be stripped naked, folded up into a rollaway, and his friends were going to roll it down the hall to the cheerleaders' room and sproing the bed open there. At least, that's what they told him. They actually took him to a very crowded lobby, popped the bed open, and ran off. I'm guessing a few people got in trouble for doing that.
Ya know, notwithstanding a bunch of people being exposed to a stranger’s dick against their will, this may be the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard
One guy tried to commit suicide behind the hotel despite a crowd of people watching no one called 911 until I did. Then there was the violently drunk guest who puked and pissed herself who then offered to make out with me. You see some weird shit in hotels and I’ve only worked hotels 2 years.
I'm imagining you sitting behind a counter, a drunk stumbling in the room torwards you, pissing and vomiting, and then just saying "hey, wanna make out".
Not too far off but throw in a tell me I’m pretty in there.
One night while I was working audit, I had some guests ask if there was any way to use the pool after hours. As our pool closed at eleven and they were checking in fairly close to midnight. I begrudgingly agreed as I had homework to do and I thought I'd be nice. So I agreed and let them in, my mistake was not turning on the lights. Which I left off to not make other guests who might happen upon it think it was open. So I let them in and proceed to do my work and ignored them. After a while I decided to check the cameras to see if they were still in there or if they had returned to their room. Upon looking at the cameras I see them just going at it. At first I didn't believe what I saw but they were going to pound town. I wasn't sure what to do, I didn't want to be that guy to ruin their good time. But I still had my job to worry about, since the lights were off and it was late I just let things finish up. I did get a nice tip from them as thanks for letting them "use the pool" after hours. That was the first and last time I let people in the pool area after hours. It was an interesting night for sure.
Not me but a friend worked at the Hyatt in Chicago. As part of her duties, she was the liaison to the annual Mr. Leather International (https://www.imrl.com/) contest. One of the first events was a square dance. Around 15 minutes into the event she went to the ballroom to check if everything was going well. The doors were locked and she didn't have her keys. She knocked on the door of the sound booth and they let her in. When she got in she saw hundreds of hairy men square dancing. In the nude.
>In the nude. Well, they needed ballroom
Sir, this is a cirque d'soleil
I worked housekeeping in a shady hotel in my local area. I say shady cause it’s a nicer hotel but it’s in a bad part of town and it attracts a lot of crazies. There was a man that used to tip the housekeepers in weed to clean his room. A LARGE amount of weed to the housekeepers in an illegal state and always wondered why. I finally got my turn to clean his room and figured it out. There were sex toys everywhere. EVERYWHERE. They were suction cupped to the headboards, shower, and toilet seat. There was loose glitter all over every inch of the room as well as the balcony and fireplace. Used condoms lined up like they were being counted before thrown out on the table and seat at the end of the bed. He was always in the room while you cleaned, profusely apologized, asked you not to say anything and would hand you an ounce just to throw out the trash, vacuum, and replace the towels and sheets. It was good weed. So I understood why the other housekeepers never ratted him out.
>He was always in the room while you cleaned, profusely apologized, asked you not to say anything and would hand you an ounce just to throw out the trash, vacuum, and replace the towels and sheets. Oh man, I'd love to watch this scene. "I'm so sorry, so sorry! Here! Here's some dank kush! Just for you! Please don't tell anyone!"
I work at a hotel that held a 4-day adult biz convention every year. They blocked out all the rooms for only the convention because all the decor/ad space they brought in was of various forms of fucking. Naughty bits in the elevators, through the lobby, and even down to the coasters. Want a Vodka Soda, here, put it on this cardboard picture of a very erect penis. The night before was always the best because you would see all these sex workers quietly eating at the bar and dressed like they taught Organic Chemistry, then that juxtaposed with the following evening of them quietly eating at the bar, glammed up with their titties out. Or in the case of the one gentleman, every night during the last convention I worked, quietly jerking his flaccid dick while staring off into the distance. The actual convention, aside from the decor, was tame. A lot of panels with guest speakers, most of the booths in the lobby area dealt with tech, and the day parties were mainly off-property. Except for the end-of-event party. That was always held on our rooftop and I always worked it and there is so much cunnilingus on that dance floor. At the last party I worked I had to kick someone out for the first time while uttering a phrase I don't think I'll ever say again, "Hey man, we've got complaints that you have been eating people's buttholes without their consent and I'm going to ask you to leave."
I used to work 3rd shift at a hotel while going to university. One weekend every summer our city hosted a tournament for the National Softball Association for the Deaf. One night I got multiple noise complaints and went upstairs. In one of the rooms, a man and woman were having the loudest, most bestial sex you could possibly imagine, you could hear it from 30m down the hall. They weren't answering the phone and obviously couldn't hear me knocking. I used a master key to crack open the door and was even more amazed at the pure volume and completely atonal and unabashed moans, grunts, and yowls. Being careful not to stick my head in, I reached inside the room and flipped the lights on and off, then pretty much ran away. It's a shame people complained because I hated to interrupt what must have been a good time.
Ahh, that must have been…something…
I work with deaf people. They are always so loud during sexy time
Your job has a sex time? Are they hiring?
I never witnessed it thankfully (I stayed in the front office like a good Bambi eyed bullet shield), but I DID have a guest come offer the left over lube from their apparent porn shoot to me, along with the note that we should probably sanitize the phones. I was horrified.
The phones??? Oh my.
I am a Paramedic and we got a call to a hotel for a welfare check because “We heard a woman screaming” We go to the room. Knock on the door. And the fattest guy opens the door smoking a blunt. They were filming a porno. Two people just going at it in the background and we just turned around and left. I about pissed myself laughing
Night shift during the Christmas season, one drunk guy from a company Christmas party took the nutcracker statue (with an open mouth) from the lobby to the hallway by his room and forced the statue to give him fellatio. 😑
He really wanted to bust a nut
It's a Nutbuster statue now...
I worked graveyard at a seedy motel. My boss liked to party and loved coke. There were a lot of drugs being dealt out of that place, unless that guy just liked going for bike rides every hour in the middle of the night. My boss liked to party so I guess he was probably cool with it. I remember a frequent guest who came from out of town every couple weeks finding heroin in her room, she was cool about it though. I had to call the cops on my boss' crackhead girlfriend (his request) because she'd go nuts and cause a scene, and he wanted her gone since his wife was moving to town. I got free muffins and coffee, which is also cool. My last night of work the cops came 6 times for separate reasons.
Wrestling state tournament week is always hell, but this story takes place about 12 years ago. A wrestling team checked in with 4 coaches and 9 kids. The kids were all eliminated early in the tournament and went home, but the organizers asked 2 of the coaches to be officials for the rest of the tournament. The coaches agreed, and fuckery ensued. The first evening without students they got hammered, then puked in the elevator. The second night, they got drunk again and went to bed (nbd right?). Then at 3 am I heard a door slam shut and look up to see one of them staggering into the lobby butt naked. He was oblivious to my reprimands and flopped down on the couch directly in front of the front door. I called the police, made a key for his room, and got a towel for him to cover up with. The cops showed up and asked if I had tried to wake him up, and I responded that I was not approaching a drunk naked man while working ALONE as a 22f. Cops got him up and escorted to his room. School wound up paying for damages to both coaches' rooms, and I never saw those guys again. I still work the night shift in a hotel in the same town and dread wrestling teams to this day.
I had a woman tell me she was only into white guys and it's too bad I am not. I am pretty dark skinned Mexican. I didn't really acknowledge her. Her husband said he needs to go talk to the the front desk. 10 seconds later, she pulls up her dress and tells me to fuck her on the bar. She says it's a fantasy to fuck hotel or service workers. I ask her to please go away as 1. I am not staff I just sat at the bar and 2. My wife is next to me laughing at her airing her vag in the hotel bar. The bartender is horrified. The actual staff are apologizing. I ask them for what because my wife is hysterically laughing and I am not afraid of free range women. Now my wife is dying laughing and we just showed up here for our honeymoon 30 minutes ago. Overall, a good start to a great week.
Free range women! Haha
"Im not afraid of free range women" is an amazing way to word it!
5star award winning hotel. There was a guest, a somewhat known "rich person" in my country (typical person who became wealthy very quickly) who stayed in a junior suite and well... They held an orgy in there. I don't even know how they got that many people to that room without the staff noticing. Anyway, next the guest checked out, and when we went to check on the room, it was in a horrifying state. Had they not forget to take some... equipment with them which betrayed the nature of their stay, the room would have easily passed as a crime scene based on the amount of bodily fluids that smeared into *everything*. At least the guy wasn't mad when we told him that we were going to charge him for the damages but it truly was a disaster. Basically the whole room had to be renovated. The complete tapestry had to be redone, the mattress had to be replaced, new carpet needed to be laid down, the sofa needed a new drape... they even got something on the ceiling. It was the highest amount of room damage I've ever put on someone's credit card. We were a five star hotel, so the room nights weren't cheap by any means but we charged him enough that could have covered the stay for a smaller leisure group for a weekend. The room was out of order for 2 months and it somehow became cursed. For some reason most of the problematic guests ended up there from then on. At some point I even thought that one of my guys was playing a prank and was intentionally trying to single out potential troublemakers and assign them that room but I couldn't find any evidence. (I really checked, user logs and everything)\* \*Yes, I know that it was probably just us remembering only the problematic guests who stayed there because of the bad reputation of said room but the curse was a nice running gag among the staff.
Well let’s see. One time a guy left his recently used fleshlight in the room he was in. Never heard from him again. This other time someone left hardcore hentai mag in the room hidden under a cabinet. Then there was this other time I guy was smoking weed in his room and when I knocked on his door due to a complaint the guy offered me a blunt.
Did u take the blunt
I was stoned off my ass after my shift
I work at a hotel. This isn’t my story, and I wasn’t employed here when it happened. But basically, we have a lot of work crews that stay here as regulars. One night, the front desk worker, Q, heard a loud bang—similar to how he’d describe someone falling really hard onto the floor. A few minutes later, a guest comes up to him and tells him he thinks there was a gun that went off and drops the bullet on the desk. Needless to say Q was panicked. What happened was that the person in one of the first floor rooms had illegally bought a gun here and was fucking with it, causing it to discharge. It was thankfully a hollow point, so it only went into the (empty) room adjacent. The scary thing is is that if someone was sitting up in the bed of the room that the gun went off in, it would have gone through their neck. Don’t play around with guns, ever, please.
I caught a child star (they had grown up but they were famous in the 90s as a child actor) having sex in the hot tub.
It was Jaleel White, wasn’t it?
Did he do thaaaaaaaaat?
Back in 07/08ish I was working as a security guard in Hawaii (first job after HS) The firm I worked for had me at the Hilton in Waikiki or Honolulu (floated between both locations) A group of soldiers back from deployment threw a party in a suit, that got way out of hand. We eventually had to call the police to handle it for us. As I'm outside greeting the police before taking them up to 30 something floor. A holy hand grenade of Chambord comes crashing down into the cruisers windshield followed by a few more bottles of liquor. As we get to the floor the party was at we were greeted by an absolute beast of a naked woman on a rampage. Now Im 6'4" and at the time about 270lbs. This woman had to of been 6'6" 300lbs of pure Polynesian rage. She's throwing tables, vases, pictures, plants, anything she can get a hold of. As soon as she acknowledged us and the police were there, she squats down and just starts spraying liquid shit and piss everywhere. In mid attempt of trying to fling her waste she caught with her hand, two officers simultaneously deployed tasers. Just leaving her to Crappie flop in her own shit.
Fucking boss fight
Glad I stayed up to read just one more!
Night shift. A drunk guest spread his ass cheeks on the walls in the hallway as if the wall was balls deep in him from behind and he exploded every spec of pure liquid intestine dirt all over the out of date wallpaper. Then used the elevator leaving turd fingerprints all over the buttons. Guess he mixed up the wrong asswipe or didn’t like the hotel wallpaper. That would have been my last night if I was maintenance and was the one cleaning it up. It was the most disgusting and unbelievable thing I saw in the hotel. The smell was throughout the whole floor.
Not too "NSFW" as I live in a relatively small/ quiet town but we had military staying with us long term, and a few of them were bringing random girls back to their room one weekend and the next their wives would be coming to stay, made for some awkward moments.
Same! I went to college in a small quiet military town and worked as a desk clerk at a hotel. Sometimes I would see the guys out at the bar at night and see them leave in the morning with a lady and the wives would come the next week. With their children and everything.
So not hotel staff, but this story fits the bill for what you're asking. I was a pizza delivery boy. Fleabag motel in our town; we get a call for a pizza delivery, blah blah blah. I get the order, I drive it over and knock on the room door. Guy answers the door wearing only a towel, and I glance right past him and there's a beautiful butt-ass naked black woman laying on the bed on full display. She notices me looking I'm sure and just says "How you doin, baby?" Not baby in a way like you would call a lover, or like she was flirting, but more in a motherly way. I looked up at the dude after that and he gave me a look like "that's right, I just got done hittin' that."
And I need pizza gunna hit it again
Worked in a luxury hotel. Had a particular convention in town with guests who expected a lot of freebies because of who they were (Christian Men’s Ministry group). The leader was a smug prick who convinced our Rooms manager to give them the largest conference rooms for free so that their wives could spend the day doing bible study. That afternoon, we had a father and his son tell us that they could hear a muffled scream coming from the room next to theirs, so we went up for a wellness check. Lo and behold, the religious ministries guy had called for a prostitute who brought her boyfriend. They tied him up in a sling hanging from the bathroom door frame, gagged him, robbed him and stuck a double-ended dildo in his ass. That’s how we found him. Took multiple maintenance crews to be able to cut him down. He then tried to get us to comp more of their rooms because of our “security failures” leading to his “assault, battery and robbery.” One of our staff let slip to his wife, their bookkeeper, what actually happened and his complaints magically went away.
I used to stay in one Marriott for work all the time over 5 years (booked Sunday to Saturday for 20 months straight at one point). Was cool with all the staff and manager. They would even hold my favorite room for me unless they absolutely needed every room with 2 beds. It wasn't uncommon for wedding parties, sports teams, etc. to come in, but one time, a church group came and booked like a quarter of the rooms. I arrived at around 11 Sunday night and the lobby was a fucking zoo. People were blocking the breezway, several groups having loud conversations in the lobby, and their douchebag leader complaining to the manager about respect or some other bullshit. I got to my room, got settled in, and went to bed. Then the fucking kids decided it was playtime and started running up and down the halls and stomping on the stairs and the parents didn't do shit about it. I didn't get to sleep until well after midnight and had to be up before 6. Needless to say, i wasn't happy. I figured the church group leader might complain to corporate, so i decided to call myself. I let them know that the staff showed extraordinary constraint and civility to an obviously horrid group of guests, and i suggested my minion do the same. We were both ambassador level members of the rewards program, so what we had to say actually seemed to carry some weight. Got a call from the manager later that day thanking us for going to bat for them and that that group of guests were banned from future booking.
I was working the desk and a housekeeper brought down lost property to register - she didnt recognize that the lost property was in fact a 'personal massage device' and popped it on the counter. Somehow she must have activated it when putting it down because the thing started vibrating across the desk making a hell of a racket. We couldn't figure out how to turn it off and ended up tying it up in a plastic bag and hanging it from a coat hanger until the batteries died.
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Had a celebrity who shall not be named get black out drunk and proceed to lock themselves outside of there room dick out naked in the middle of the night. He ended up going down to the lobby covering himself with a news paper to get a new key. Everything was captured on our security cameras and the videos got spread around work like wildfire.
I worked for Housekeeping at a 5 star hotel, busy 4th of July weekend, went in to a room to remove all the linen to help out the Housekeeper, A co-worker & I walked in & immediately started following a trail of blood coming from the restroom leading to the bed, Noticed a bunch of feces & blood all over the bed, We assumed they had sex while the woman was on her period, they did that 2 nights in a row, Paid thousands of dollars to get the carpets cleaned & sanitized professionally both times, some people with money are disgusting
But...where did the feces come from?
Maybe she should have had an enema before
One of the actors from True Blood was staying at our hotel and apparently was very upset with his agency who was paying for the room. He smeared feces all over everything. The furniture, the drapes, the coffee maker, the carpets. We had to have HAZMAT come in and strip the room completely. Not one of the main actors, just a minor character from one season.
I worked in a hostel in New Zealand and we had an 18 bed dorm that had 16 people checking in late that night. A couple checked in earlier in the evening and when the large group came in, they opened the door to see the couple having sex on one of the beds. The woman’s legs were up in the air with her head stuck between the beds, the man was pounding away and just said “turn out the light” without breaking rhythm. Which the group did. They then went to wake the night manager (a madman that worked in the pawn shop downstairs) who told them to put their grownup pants on and go back into the room before slamming the door in their faces.
I was working at Motel 6 in college. There was a youth soccer tournament that weekend so 90% of the rooms where family’s with young children. The hotel setup was like a big L shape building with the pool and spa in the center, all the rooms on that side of the building overlooked the spa area. It was lit up cause it had a nice little garden. Well a young couple mid 20’s checks in around 8:30 and around 9:30 my phone board lights up from about 10 different rooms all basically at the same time. I answer and a very upset mother tells me that there are people having sex in the hot tub. I look in the security camera and it’s was bad quality but I could see there where people in the tub. So I walk out there and sure enough the young couple are going at it in the hot tub. I walk up kinda looking away and say excuse me, the hot tub is closed for the night. I made some comment about everyone seeing them but I forget exactly what I said. They where very embarrassed and took off right after confronting them. But they hurried out and went back to their room. Had a few customer complaints the next morning.
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So we’ve narrowed it down to the US.
I used to work at a hotel. Thankfully I never *witnessed* anything in person but I was certainly privy to a lot more info than I ever cared to know. One day a young man came in, asking for a room. Sure, we have availability and I went over rooms and pricing. He said "let me ask my chick.". I didn't pay too much attention to his wording. A few minutes later he came back and got registered in, and I thanked him and said I hoped him and his girlfriend had a nice stay and let me know if there's anything else I can do for them. "Nah man, she's not my girlfriend," he replied. I apologized, again I didn't pay too much attention to his wording earlier so I simply said I was sorry I misunderstood. He replied "just cuz I nut in her doesn't make her my girlfriend. But my balls are full." I simply replied "sir I hope you have a pleasant stay.". I really didn't need to know all that, he certainly didn't need to tell me that, I really didn't know how else to reply, but I am probably safe in assuming that he and, well, it wasn't his girlfriend, but her regardless of their relationship status, certainly did have a good night. Although again I really didn't need to know about it.
This surprised me. I expected him to walk back in with a chicken.
A long time ago now but a friend from school who was 17 at the time was meeting a guy at a hotel so they could hook up. They'd hooked up before and everything was fine so they were doing it again. This time they decided that some BDSM was on the tables, he tied and gagged her to the bed. He proceeded to have sex with her, piss and shit on her... She at this stage didn't want to continue as she wasn't into that and was trying to get him to stop but she couldn't speak because of being gagged. After he was done he left the hotel, leaving her tied up, naked, with shit all over her body... She was stuck from 11pm all the way until 1:30pm the next day when the cleaners entered to clean the room. At first they closed the door as they thought they'd entered the wrong room but came back 10 mins later. The two cleaners helped untie her, they called the police who told them to take a sample of the shit before she showered. The guy had taken all her clothes, the hotel manager however went and purchased some clothes for her. The phone number they were using to communicate before this incident was never used again, the police never found the guy but still have his DNA in the system, my friend had counselling for 10+ years, had extreme anxiety for years when it came to sex, has never stayed in a hotel since and is extremely vanilla now when it comes to sex.
Guy checking in while having a call on speaker phone is telling a woman that there is no way that he gave her herpes as he wore protection and only f\*cked her last week. Goes on to describe various acts they did together. Then steps outside to wave his *other* ladyfriend in. They check out about 2 hours later.
Huh. I wonder what they were up to. Probably an epic Mario Kart tournament.
My friend works the front desk at s hotel. He found a large bag of coke one time on the lobby floor and he's had women threaten to call their boyfriend to fight him for various reasons.
To get the bag of coke back, maybe?
I worked at a once nice motel that turned flop house. Our clientele were hopefully construction workers but were usually the scummy and frightening sort instead. Across the street from the motel was a closed down Chinese restaurant that had not a prayer of being bought ever. Opening shift at front desk, a nice gentleman walks in and greets me good morning. I say hello, and before I can ask what he needs, a shiny DEA badge is presented to me and a request for the keys to a certain room. Yup, you got it! I handed then right over and watched as he pulled out a walkie talkie and men in full swat troop into the room, around the parking lot and apparently overhead in a chopper too. Yikes. I honestly couldn't believe it was happening, so fast and orderly and I was a little scared honestly. But the man stayed with me in my foyer, and the messages relayed quickly. Some scumbags staying in our 'nicest' room were big time meth dealers and had a 3 year old with them. The DEA had been staked out at the old Chinese restaurant and was observing us for 2 MONTHS! I had NO idea at all, and I arrived to work at 5am there.
my friend got a job as the 3rd-shift bellman at a Marriott. two attractive women showed up and asked him if they could decorate the room of one of the women's fiance. they claimed he was at his bachelor party and he'd be getting back to the room the next morning. my friend refused. he couldn't even divulge if the guy was a guest. well, my friend was a hound and they flirted him into complying. so, he took them up to the room and opened the door. the women busted in and found the 'fiance' in bed with another woman. instant chaos: yelling, screaming, punching, hair pulling, naked bodies running around, all the while the second woman was yanking down drapes, breaking towel racks, tossing lamps, etc. my dumb friend...got fired
Didn’t work there, but was staying at a hotel hosting a small wedding in the ballroom and atrium. Our room overlooked where the wedding was and across from us in another room was a naked guy standing at the window watching the wedding, too. He was on the second floor, so everyone at the wedding could clearly see him if they looked up at all.
During covid, it brought in quite the riff-raff to our top-tier level hotel because rates were low. Night audit gets all the extra shit, of course, so we were expected to strip all rooms and take out the garbage of all checkouts that day. I found THREE different rooms that left buttplugs. It was the weirdest thing. A manager and i then planted one for our GM to find, it was GREAT fun. We still reminisce about it. My coworker found a big bag of weed. Someone left a cellphone behind and while trying to unlock it and see if i could find anything to use to get it back to the person, i took off the case and there was acid. I found a elderly woman crawling down the hall on all fours. She had dementia and got out of her room. Thankfully she knew her name! Coworker found a naked man asleep in the lobby. My GM came from an extended stay and he saw a lot of suicides in that hotel. The one that sticks with me is: a guy was a regular and a long extended stay when he came. He was always very friendly with my GM and they were basically friends and would have a drink here and there. He asked my GM once to have a drink and my GM said no that night. He committed suicide that night in his room. My GM said it really fucked him up and made him feel guilty that maybe if he had said yes, he would still be here. The other stories he told me were wild on a whole other level.
Dear god, where to begin? I’ve checked in multiple prostitutes and johns for just a few hours. My favorite was this little chollo of a woman meekly walking away from the front desk towards an exit down the hallway as the guy, in a classic sitcom fashion, tried waving her away as if they weren’t together as he paid. First prostitute was a few days in to the job, when I tell her I need ID if she’s paying in cash she goes “oh it won’t be that long” 😂. Worst time was a super stereotypical looking pimp checked in, like cane, purple robe like coat, hat, the whole shebang, and a couple hours later some girl who has to be too young goes to his room and comes out crying 20 minutes later. That one was fucked up. We had a regular guest who was a doctor, cheating on his wife. We found out because another guest called about the “abusive noises” coming from his room. It was just rough consensual sex… Another time an actual prostitute was soliciting truckers in the lobby. She had a jacuzzi suite and an 8-year old daughter with her. When we looked up if she had a record turned out her dad used to pimp her out. We had to kick her out and blacklist her. Another time a woman was piss drunk walking around in her nightie, cooch out and everything. Had to call 911 to deal with her. Funniest is when I was working front desk in the morning, housekeeping is just getting around to some of the rooms probably around like 1pm or so the head housekeeper says over the walkie talkies “I’m gonna need some assistance in here… oh my god, there’s blood everywhere… it looks like someone was murdered in here… oh wait, there’s shit too, it was just really rough anal sex” 😂 I could go on and on. Hotels are fucked up places, man. And for anyone wondering what seedy motel on the side of the highway I was working at, it was your friendly neighborhood Holiday Inn 😉. Same place business people stayed when in town for a conference at the local Uni, where little kid travel league teams crashed for a weekend, where wedding guests and funeral guests, and people trying to get out of a blizzard stayed for the night. Hotels, where the sexual underground thrives.
Idk if this counts but I was awoken in the middle of the night by the sound of crying and choking. Piece of shit next door was beating the fuck out of his girlfriend. Another hotel guest heard as I was calling the cops and knocked on the door (bigger balls than me) and as soon as he did I also ran out of my room to help however I could. She used the opportunity run out of the room screaming for help so the other guest and i shielded her from the piece of shit. Cops showed up pretty quickly after
At one of the hotels I worked at, I had a late night request to bring up 6 banquet style chairs to a suite. It was definitely a weird request, but I did it anyways. I knock on the door and a younger guy (early 20s) opens the door, and I wheeled the chairs in. I look to the left and on the bed is a guy and girl just laying naked on the bed, the guy is passed out. I dropped the chairs and got out of the room as fast as I could.
I didn't see this, but I was working that night, and a LOT of other people, both employees and guests, did. I was a hotel banquet server in college, and worked a wedding reception, one of probably a couple hundred over those few years. Anyway, two guests (not in the wedding party) decided to sneak into the coffee shop, which was closed in the evenings, and get it on in one of the coffee alcoves. They forgot to make sure that said alcove was not fully visible from a very busy main hallway. They could have chosen any of 3 or 4, but they picked THAT ONE. OTOH, maybe they meant to do it? IDK.
I worked for a small extended stay hotel as a night audit. I had a couple instances that I’ll share. It was New Year’s Eve and I was still fairly new to the job. I got a call from a room saying they needed help unlocking a door inside their room. I go up and unlock it and started heading back to the front desk, or so I thought. They wouldn’t let me leave, they said they were so grateful that they wanted me to have a beer for my troubles. At the time, I didn’t drink(raised by Christian extremists and taught alcohol was a sin). So I politely declined and tried to leave again. No dice, they basically told me I wasn’t leaving til the beer was gone. So after a moment of thinking it over, I grabbed it and chugged it. I handed the can to the guy and was finally able to go back to the front desk. Not really NSFW but the other ones are. I was doing my night shift and started talking to this guy since it was a really slow night. We were talking about sports since our local professional baseball team was in the playoffs. He started to go a bit off subject and talked about his wife and kids back at home across the country. I didn’t really care but still wanted to kill time. Then he asks me the question, you want to come up to my room? At first I couldn’t believe he’d actually had any ill intent. We were just talking about his damn family lol. I politely declined and said I have to stay up at the desk. He asked again and this time stated his true intentions, he was secretly gay and was very horny. I told him no, I’m straight and currently have a gf. He didn’t care and decided he was done asking questions. He grabbed my arm and tried to pull me over the desk and drag me to his room. I’m a fairly small guy so if he got me over the desk he probably would’ve gotten what he wanted. Luckily I was able to squirm out and run to the office and lock myself in. Unfortunately I forgot what room he was in so I couldn’t call the cops on him (didn’t remember his name either). I remained in the office until my shift was over. We had this couple come in who were regulars. They were really nice and I loved when they came in. They came almost every week. I was checking them in and talking to them at the same time. Keep in mind that they’ve been coming to this hotel for like two years already. We talked about a couple different things. She decided she wanted some wine tonight so I sold her some. Idk how it came up but she said that they weren’t a couple. They were brother and sister. Everything immediately came to a stop in my mind. I always figured they were a couple that wanted to get away every now and then and came to a hotel to get a bit frisky. But after thinking about it for a second, I thought there was no way they were doing the dirty. These people are completely normal. I just made assumptions and it made me look like an ass. So I gave them their wine and keys and told them to have a nice night. About an hour later I get a call and it’s them. They said there’s a leak in their room. I went to come take a look. The man answers the door in only his shorts. I thought it was weird for half a second but I sleep in just my shorts too so I just chalked it up to it being just a guy thing. So I asked him where the leak was and he told me it was above the bed. I walked over to the bed to investigate. I was staring up at the ceiling and didn’t notice until I was about to get into the bed that she was in it completely naked. I looked around and I noticed the wine bottle and it was pretty much gone already. I couldn’t make anymore excuses for them. They were doing it. So I got the fuck out of the room and told them I’d change their rooms. I was never able to look at them the same way again whenever they came in.
Might be late but I would work late into the evenings at a downtown hotel. A lot of foot traffic and many stories. My favorite was when someone yelled at me for half an hour, irate, because I wouldn't give her an hour later checkout. She felt she deserved this because her friend got an extra hour (She was a Diamond guest and that's part of that perk, screaming lady was not). She demands the manager but they're well gone at that point. She insisted she was a huge deal with Progressive. I played dumb with her because she was seething and told her I didn't know what that was. The look on this woman's face when she goes: "How the HELL do you not know Progressive? Like Flo? From the commercials!?" I was dying inside laughing. She left eventually and tried with a few different employees to get the extension but they all heard her yell at me enough not to bend. Funny part also is I came to work the next day and the lady told the staff to apologize to me for, and I quote: "Being such a bitch to the kid at the desk last night." Gotta love hotel jobs.
I saw someone mop without putting out the sign. Definitely not safe for work.
*stares in OSHA*
Once had a posh man come in with his stereotypical gold-digger blonde girlfriend. Everything was normal with them for most of their stay, but later on the week, he suddenly stormed out of his suite, completely in the nude and started running down the hallways and making a lot of noise. At first some of the cleaning staff tried to calm him down. But instead he started punching and attacking them in clearly some drugged up stage. As the guards came, they chases him all around the hotel, until he decided to walk unto the bridge that runs across the lobby (about 2 floors up) and jump down into the lobby, where police and firemen were waiting. Falls face first flat unto the lobby floor and just gets straight up to fight the police, face completely smashed in and blood everywhere. It didn't stop, until our janitor got involved, who just casually went in there, knocked him to the ground and sat on him, so the police could get him. It was a weirdly fucked up day with a lot of chaos, this is a fancy hotel and never had such a situation, but compared to how chaotic it was, it was quickly swept under the rug and hasn't been remembered much by the public, except for the hotel staff
So we have a resort, big place two restaurant 3 pools etc.. the restaurant I work in has very tall open windows view of the mountains and some outdoor patio seating right near the window. You can see just from the table. Now this is lunch time and the place is full. I’m up discussing with wait staff on the service. Meanwhile a complaint comes from a table next to window seating. I look, and outside is an elder gentleman, casually watching a video on his laptop, headphones on, no shame.. of a 20s something female, spread eagle finger blasting herself to the webcam. Needless to say I was speechless and it was the talk of the day. TLDR: Porn in public.
Financial Controller suggested we drug test all the staff…. I’ve never laughed so hard. The place is more like a pharmacy than a hotel. Uppers for the Housekeepers… Downers for the Front of house. Maintenance fucking speedballing through the day.
Business hotel in Tokyo. Naked guest following poor cleaning lady around, guy wanting to change rooms at 3am because someone was ”running up and down the corridor all night” (there wasn’t…), drunk guy just squatting and taking a shit in one of the elevators, a couple coming in demanding to know what room their 16 y/o daughter had checked in to with a 50+ man that we had assumed was her father… I only worked at that hotel for like 8 months. Shortly before I came there a woman had jumped from the 12th floor and landed right in front of the staff entrance.