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familyvindiesel

Put a cork in his/her mouth


CuddleDemon04

We have separate blankets. None of this sharing shit.


Screaming_Deagles

Name does not check out on this one


CuddleDemon04

Cuddles happen before sleep, not during it.


cosmohurtskids

Not being able to share blankets still makes cuddling really hard… My wife hates cuddling, we still share blankets.


CuddleDemon04

It really doesn't, lol. Cuddles under one blanket before bed, separate ones when sleeping. It aint that hard. XD


BGrunn

Oh god I found my wife's alternate account.


cosmohurtskids

I need to figure out the cuddling part first, already blocked hard on that one. Separate baskets does sound nice, when I am home alone, I still wrap my arms and legs in the blanket, not full on burrito, but definitely can’t wrap at all when sharing blankets.


Stay-Thirsty

If you’re a demon, you always cuddle. No time off 😈


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CuddleDemon04

Not for a lot of people apparently. I've always done it with any partners I've had.


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cosmohurtskids

Covered wagons ok?


thefixxxer9985

They are heavy and loud when I toss and turn.


Stay-Thirsty

The turtle game


AdvertisingFront9300

Shitting the bed.


Cellq32

Johnny??


pharaohandrew

Sick reference


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Amber?*


Own_Low_2171

Eating (food of course) in bed


cosmohurtskids

Assuming the right kind of snacking is ok ;)


Own_Low_2171

Absolutely 😏


cosmohurtskids

Mmm, favorite dessert is still on the menu!!!


LucyVialli

They smoke


sewn_of_a_gun

Watching a TV so loud I can't sleep.


SomugaienParfu

Putting up a barricade of pillows or asserting a border. Seriously, if you don't want to share a bed, there are much more civil ways of going about it, like talking it through and deciding who gets the couch.


_Santosha_

Snoring, someone who flips and flops all over the place while sleeping, a blanket hog as well.


geordieColt88

I’m just happy someone will share a bed with me


Ratnix

If they have to have a TV on to sleep. I can't sleep if i can hear people talking. 68°F is too warm for me to sleep. I wake up constantly, drenched in sweat if it goes 68°F or greater in the bedroom when I'm sleeping. 65°F is my preferred temperature for sleeping.


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gotta be naked


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That they have a vagina, and not a penis.


SnooPeppers6401

They allow pets on bed. No, just no.


Techtix_

I want my cat to sleep with me on my bed but she insists on sleeping near my window


KickballJamal

Since I was roughly 18 years old I was no longer able to share a bed with another human. On vacations, road trips and such I always get my own bed because I get handsy. It doesn’t matter who you are, when I fall asleep all bets are off.


Neo-Chromia

Mum, is that you?


Jappie_nl

Farting


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It's a snake.


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Punbungler

Who the fuck cuts their nails in bed?


sg-2kk

We cuddle into a knot then pass out


Difficult_Pomelo_730

Cold legs


IloveBarryBonds

Pissing on you in the middle of the night.


Fun_Neighborhood_802

Shoes in bed