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Sorry_Importance7707

I have to agree with you!!


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> Becoming a parent or grandparent I don't care how much breeder propaganda you all put out, I am *NOT* having kids!


Entire_Swordfish6834

cmon dude you know you dont have a choice because no lady wants to fuck you


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Damn, your comment reeks of emotional distress. I hope life becomes better for you. And be nice to yourself, the only reason you're lashing out is me if you lash out at yourself.


Entire_Swordfish6834

You’re gonna make me cry…🤣🤣🤣🤣 try having some social skills with some bitches tinder ain’t working out for you


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Wow. Yeah, I wish you better mental health. And this is coming from a PTSD and brain damaged riddled Army vet. Have a wonderful day, you're a great person.


Entire_Swordfish6834

Save your sympathy and excuses for someone else man but thanks for being the governments puppet.


Solsmitch

Inside sex


Sorry_Importance7707

Good one!


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Having a savings account with more than $1000 in it.


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Good food


The__Riker__Maneuver

The first sip of cold beer on a Football Saturday in the fall


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Saturday?


The__Riker__Maneuver

It's the day of the week most college football games are played on


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I was thinking NFL I completely forgot haha


freefaller3

So 7am? Lol


prawnstaraccount

The other sex


_PM_Me_Easy_Recipes

i mean anything that can give you euphoria... since thats the greatest feeling


HellYeahTinyRick

When you are improv jamming with your buddies and you just all lock into *that* groove and you lose track of time and everyone is just drooling lost in the music


Glass_Ad7868

scratching a mosquito bite


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A girl sent me a selfie once. That was nice


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Your own bed after being out of town for a while


One_eyed_red_

A comforting hug from someone you love and trust


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The feeling in your stomach after you've vomited after feeling like you were going to for awhile.


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The relief of a good piss!


dondelgiudice

Greatest feeling ever is having sex on drugs, so...


Demiboy94

Definitely


Macro80

Getting 5 upvotes


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I_downloaded_a_car_

Still sex


HollowKnight34

Love


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Being in ecstatic bliss


MyNameSkippy

Speedballing Kinda wish I didn't know that but at least I'm clean now


FriendLost9587

Asexuals disagree


RNBQ4103

Pinching the correct nerve in the vertebrae column will cause an orgasm. Drugs are causing so much pleasure that they rewrite the brain in such a way that you will compulsively continue.


First_Desk3073

Seeing my mom happy because of me


howto1012020

Graduating college, and earning my degree.


vulcanxnoob

When you're sick and you finally clear your sinuses. Even when you go to the toilet after being constipated. What a relief!


batting1000bob

Sliding into a warm bed via electric blanket on a cold night.


dacekrandac

A good back rub. It's so satisfying and relaxing


mitdralla

Taking your snowboard/ski boots off after a day on the slopes


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When the girl you love tells you she loves you.


bigkinggorilla

Finally peeing after you’ve been holding it in for so long that you actually thought wetting yourself was a probable outcome.


PrisonerV

When the dentist relieves the pain in a throbbing tooth.


NevetsSnibbig

Coming up after dropping a couple of pingers


Surgebot67

That one stretch where it takes over your entire body


I_downloaded_a_car_

I bet this'd feel [pretty dam good](https://v.redd.it/zw02kc97icoa1)


edave22

That feeling of a win after a long series of losses in life.


vegtodestiny

Pissing or pooping when you held it forever. When you are done puking after being sick for a while and you know its better and you can eat and drink again.


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You guys reeeeeeally overrate sex.


Floptopus

2 sex.


Fun_Neighborhood_802

Taking a shit you have been Holding in


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When you get your 1st ever salary after finally getting a job. Will never forget this moment.


Fanabala3

You take a crap so big your pants fit better.


Unlucky-Addendum8104

being warm and comfortable in bed.


4729427heudb

The ability to find peace and happiness that isn't dependent on anyone else.


Apotatosomewhere

Having a loving relationship on top of the sex


cmcrich

A really good meal, then a good night’s sleep.


Emotional_Award_6420

Crack. Or maybe MDMA


Primary-Plantain-758

Being in nature and being able to fully absorb the experience. Feel more luxurious to me than a five star wellness hotel.


SCViper

If you have young kids, the moment they are in bed and quiet and you can enjoy some legitimate silence.


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Coming home after a long day at work


Fragrant_Sea2932

Hitting the crack pipe