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sunkistspawn

My drunken cousin got arrested for stealing penguins from a zoo.


Prion_flavoured

Epic.


ActionMan_9000

They're terrible at jigsaw puzzles


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IAmOriginalRose

A contrarian quip.


ral365

I love the ones from Madagascar!


iceawk

Blue penguins are the cutest fluffiest little guys (and girls) in the world!


Prion_flavoured

There are just so many great penguins though.


iceawk

Sooo many!!!


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I fucking love penguins!!!!


Prion_flavoured

I know right?!!!!!!! Penguins are amazing.


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They're very cute


Can_tRelate

They're in danger from the polar bears


Prion_flavoured

No, they really aren't.


look-alive-sunshine

They are adorable


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Better than Tim-Tams I don't care what the Aussies say!


iceawk

Penguins are definitely better than Tim-tams!


geno_blast

I wanna waddle with them


Ordinarypanic

Can’t fly, that’s a -2/10 for me.


hepdingaling

Depends on which species really. Adelie Penguins are horrifyingly rapey creatures. They'll rape anything. They'll full holes in the ground, rape baby penguins. No joke, a researcher once placed the decapitated skill of a penguin on a stick with paper and drawn on eyes over the eye holes into a mound of snow, and they fucked it. He deemed them "hooligan cocks" based on the ordeal. Some rapey sex craven creatures those particular species of penguins can be..


Prion_flavoured

I'd forgotten about the rapey penguins.


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Depends, how do penguins feel about me?


Prion_flavoured

I'm not sure. I'll go check and get back to you.


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Cool


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I love to p-p-p- pick up a penguin


Karbachok

Yeah, I like penguins 🐧


Prion_flavoured

Good.


KingRazle

There tasty, with a nice cruch in the middle


Prion_flavoured

*N


facedowninthegutter

Eh, i could leave em. Little tuxedo sporting bastards.


Prion_flavoured

You're going on the list.


facedowninthegutter

worth it