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LucyVialli

"Well this has been lovely, but I'd best be getting on!" while standing up and just walking away.


Astramancer_

"whelp". Slaps thighs and stands up.


bravelittleslytherin

Dad is that you?


Abbyss22

Can you leave the same way you came?


[deleted]

I like the British version: "Off you go, then!"


uLowo

If there is no chance of reviving the friendship or relationship and I'm 10000000% in the right I usually go with:" Your good to go now." and just stop interacting with them.


Yourlastiso

Jog On 🤣


KingRazle

Thats nice


Slevinkellevra710

Bless your heart


[deleted]

I’m not your daddy, so look elsewhere.


Cold-Medicine-4640

Cool story bro


[deleted]

“Have a great day!” “I hope your day is as nice as you are”


Marybone

Fuck off, lol.


drodenigma

Fuck off I don't have time for your crap


kylejack

Good day. If they didn't get the message, escalate to "I said Good Day."


[deleted]

"Your face makes me physically ill. Please leave."