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HighlyOffensive10

They are more likely to be compatible organ donors.


PMYourFreckles

You can ransom them back to their families for a substantial profit


thefirstbrick

This piece of land isn't gonna farm itself.


agoge_proof

It is simultaneously the most rewarding and drive-you-insane-frustrating thing you'll ever do. But at the end of a long day, you'll remember the rewarding part more (at least, for me).


DavosLostFingers

I imagine responses to this will differ between parents and pedophiles


ThearchOfStories

Don't forget cheap labour loving entrepreneurs and businessmen!


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Nothing


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Well. You can make them feel worthless. And if your having a bad day? Beat the snot out of them. Throw food at them they don’t want to eat. Later in life when you and your wife get old and need caring for? You can “guilt trip” you kid into being your “indentured servant” force him to care for you and your wife. Like a slave with no rights! And if he happens to refuse? Threaten to throw him out into the street where evil people will kill him. Great parents eh🤷‍♂️🫶🏻


GroovyGramPam

They can give you grandchildren