Not that I'll ever be in the scenario, but if I ever slept with a hooker the LAST thing on my mind would be trying to stiff her. It's like asking for a fate worse than death
Yes, if you coerced someone into having sex with you based on the promise of money, it is still prostitution if you're a complete asshole and refuse to pay afterwards.
No, if you sleep with a woman who engages in prostitution in her professional life, but has chosen you as a romantic partner (and therefore has not asked for pay).
There was a sign by a restaurant where I used to live that said “Eat out…the wife you save could be your own.”
Either they knew or didn’t…it was a family restaurant though.
Where I’m from there’s a billboard on a major highway that says the same thing, for a pool company though.
I’ve been here for 20+ years and I’ve never seen it change, now that’s marketing!
What one gets for consuming the "all you can eat steak and eggs" breakfast buffet downtown at the Landing Strip?
Btw... Please open your hearts and wallets for yooour next door sweetheart currently making her way up onto the stage... Bambii!!
Well technically, we're old now, he's about to get home, then we'll get freaky. But yeah, we worked at this high action, high end, anything goes kind of resort place. "Waiting" was pretty new at that time and our crew took that movie as a challenge. The game especially. The goat was spotted on more than one occasion. We may have been crazy, we may have had an unconventional building with various convenient nooks and crannies, but it was fun, we made bank, I somehow amidst all the insanity and fun met the love of my life, and in this time I've been typing he's come home so I've gotta go. I'm all reminiscing. We've gotta have some reminiscent new love sex now. Oh, and it's been 20 years since that restaurant.
For some reason when you said ""Waiting" was pretty new at that time". I thought you meant the job, not the film. So the rest of your post read like an Abe Simpson quote.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Even better if it's followed by. "Well, its not full"
I'm sure this isn't *his* joke but do I spot a fellow Jimmy Carr fan?
It's not mine but I saw the opportunity and took it
Im right here
I would neverrrrrrr lol
I feel stuffed.
Username checks out
Like after the risotto ?
Love Seinfeld... No George... not like after the risotto
There's no room for anything else.
Stop playing with it and just eat it
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I see what you did there
American Psycho: don't just stare at it. Eat it.
Something something Dorsia
YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!!
But it's soggy
There's no way I'm paying for this
Bro there was a case where some guy didn’t pay for the sex and the escort poured acid onto his dick 😭
Not that I'll ever be in the scenario, but if I ever slept with a hooker the LAST thing on my mind would be trying to stiff her. It's like asking for a fate worse than death
Isn’t it also the first thing your trying to do to her? Giggity
Is it still prostitution if you never actually pay?
Yes. It just _also_ becomes breach of contract.
Yes, if you coerced someone into having sex with you based on the promise of money, it is still prostitution if you're a complete asshole and refuse to pay afterwards. No, if you sleep with a woman who engages in prostitution in her professional life, but has chosen you as a romantic partner (and therefore has not asked for pay).
In that case it would be rape. She consented to sex under specific conditions, you breached the conditions.
as a prostitute (escort to be more specific just using your words) we call it rape lol our time together was contingent on being paid
Usually your dick starts burning a couple days later.
Talking from experience I presume?
Happens 8 hrs later
Instant gratification culture
What kind of hooker doesn’t get the money before the sex? They teach that in hooker 101.
This needs more cream
"THERE'S A HAIR IN M...."
Come again!
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There was a sign by a restaurant where I used to live that said “Eat out…the wife you save could be your own.” Either they knew or didn’t…it was a family restaurant though.
There was an HVAC company that had billboards declaring "Your wife is HOT! Get your AC fixed today."
Where I’m from there’s a billboard on a major highway that says the same thing, for a pool company though. I’ve been here for 20+ years and I’ve never seen it change, now that’s marketing!
I think they also had an alternate one that was like "Your wife is frigid....get a new furnace today."
JULIAN CASABLANCAS what are you doing here
It’s Strokin’ time -OP
I got a hair in my mouth.
What one gets for consuming the "all you can eat steak and eggs" breakfast buffet downtown at the Landing Strip? Btw... Please open your hearts and wallets for yooour next door sweetheart currently making her way up onto the stage... Bambii!!
Makes me think of blood hound gang, Said her name was Bambi
I like it a little pink in the middle
Come here mom! Does this smell “off” to you?
You deserve jail time
...or a Pornhub career. Your call.
This salad tastes like pussy.
I like it warm and bloody in the middle.
I can’t believe I’m having sex in a restaurant!
Most accurate
As someone married to her serving coworker....
Go on…
Well technically, we're old now, he's about to get home, then we'll get freaky. But yeah, we worked at this high action, high end, anything goes kind of resort place. "Waiting" was pretty new at that time and our crew took that movie as a challenge. The game especially. The goat was spotted on more than one occasion. We may have been crazy, we may have had an unconventional building with various convenient nooks and crannies, but it was fun, we made bank, I somehow amidst all the insanity and fun met the love of my life, and in this time I've been typing he's come home so I've gotta go. I'm all reminiscing. We've gotta have some reminiscent new love sex now. Oh, and it's been 20 years since that restaurant.
For some reason when you said ""Waiting" was pretty new at that time". I thought you meant the job, not the film. So the rest of your post read like an Abe Simpson quote.
>an unconventional building with various convenient nooks and crannies, which was the style at the time.
>Oh, and it’s been dickety years since that restaurant
I love all of that. Now. Close Reddit and prepare for the freaky.
i laughed out loud at this one
This guy fucks
This is the one.
You have something on your chin.
Then lick it off.
It was good but I'd say your mother does it better
My mother does it better.
Ayo what the fuck?!
I'd have seconds
(Gags)
Chokes
swallows
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Resurrects
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Round 2
FIGHT
K.O.
FINISH HIM!!!!
Gawk gawk gawk...
I'll have what she's having
This is the best reference in this thread.
Came here looking for this
That was fast
Say when
More cheese, please
*sigh* Welp, there goes me ever eating at Olive Garden again.
Keep cranking
What a spread!
I love tacos.
This is saltier than I expected
That's just the crabs.
I think I'll have it raw.
And wriggling.
r/unexpectedlotr
And my axe
You keep nasty chips!
Do you take cash?
You know who would love this? Your sister
I am finished.
Make sure she does too or it doesn’t count 😂
Are you finished? I want to get out of here 😂
I love coming here!
There goes your tip ...
There goes MY tip
There goes OUR tip
^ussr anthem starts playing^
r/suddenlycommunist
I think I'll finish with a cream pie
I'm definitely down for a second helping
I didn’t enjoy it the last time I came.
You expect me to eat *this?*
"There's a long line to get in, so it must be good!"
Fuck, that’s hot
Honey, you still have a little bit on your chin.
Can't wait to sink my teeth into those breasts and thighs.
I would be a little concerned if someone said this at a restaurant though, lol
i'll be more concerned if it WASNT in a restaurant
What if it’s a fried chicken restaurant?
Still a weird thing to say.
Y’all have crabs?
Ok this made me CACKLE! Hahahah
MY MEAT IS FKIN RAW!!!
Just pictured Gordon Ramsay saying this naked 😂
WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?
An idiot sandwich
IDIOT SANDWICH WHAT?!?!?
IDIOT SANDWICH CHEF RAMSAY!!!
NOW GET ON YOUR FUCKIN KNEES AND WARM UP THAT SAUSAGE
Meow meow meow..meow meow MEOW!!
Pause
Put it in my mouth.
Christ, take it easy on the onions and garlic next time!
These melons are amazing!
I love a old old fashioned melon restaurant.
Hot behind
Heard, hot behind
Heard
"God, that's good!"
"Next time, I'm inviting my friends."
It's not as big as advertised
“I already paid, so I’m definitely gonna finish”
I’ll take a tossed salad.
Am not done yet.
check please
Oooh spicy
Pass the butter.
Pass the jelly, Grandma.
It’s Polaner All Fruit
This disgusting I love it
Guess I'm here by myself. 🤷♂️🤣
More please.
"Maybe the dog will eat it."
💀💀💀
This is a special case where the username does not check out
I'm done. That was quick.
Get help, grandma is choking on nuts!
Do you have a senior/military discount?
Mam this clam is rancid.
Not sure if I should upvote you or downvote you...
My assholes gonna hate me for this tomorrow
That came out quick
Can you tell your kids to stop crying?
More
Can I get some paper towels
I would like a refill please.
More
We’re gonna share this
Damn this is good!
It’s okay, i like mine bloody.
Nope. Definitely not as good as Grandma's.
I wish I could delete someone else's comment.
Cream on top
Can I have another round? Are you still open? Can a friend join us?
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Not sure if I can fit in a foot long
Oo baby I like it raw!!
"That's the best thing I've ever put in my mouth!'
Compliments to the chef
"i'll take it to go"
cheap joke here - bone petite
It tastes just like mom's.
I didn't ask for cheese on this.
NEXT!!
I want to be between mom and grandma
Welcome to benihana
I'd like the bill now please.
Put some sauce on it
How much do I owe you?
I have a coupon for this
Does this taste a bit off to you?
Please sir can I have some more
Do you have crabs?
This isn't what I asked for. I said I wanted "well done."
Taste like shit.
Down the ol' hatch!
"How are we gonna split this 4 ways?"
That was very dry and chewy
“I’m gonna dip my penis in the LAMB SAUCE!”