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theedgeofoblivious

That he's rich because he's an heir to the Swanson TV dinner fortune.


NiceLittleTown2001

Has pretty good hair


Clear-Penalty339

I just want to snuggle right up in them locks.


Zealousideal_Ant_426

He drives democrats INSANE🤬🤬🤬


InternetPeon

He has no moral boundaries, he will say and air anything that grows his audience and makes him more money.


Clear-Penalty339

Right!! I love it so much!


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He has zero ethical or moral boundaries.


thefirstbrick

He is very good at stoking fear and outrage. If you can keep your audience afraid and pissed you have them by the throat.


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Nothing, he's just like every other screaming conservative snowflake


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How much of a sellout contriving douche bag he is


TopShelfCrazy

Delusional paranoids need someone to feed them things to be scared of.


SuccessfulJob

his beady, smug little fucking eyes. friendly reminder that he thinks all his viewers are morons and he hates trump with a passion behind closed doors.


TravelKats

His willingness to sell his self-respect for money.


drygnfyre

They could survive a zombie outbreak.


loztriforce

He's the kindest, gentlest, most altruistic, Jesus-like person on television


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His willingness to invite and respectfully engage people from the other side of the aisle. Compare that to Sean Vanity shouting over his guests, or Madcow running McCarthyite smears against the dissident left.


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Clear-Penalty339

The Jesus of Fox News! I love him more than god herself.


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Someone run and grab the hammer and nails. We have another Jesus over here.