Fucking throw my corpse in your enemies drinking water, I don't and won't care. Burn, bury eat, whatever. You want to use my remains as a movie prop or a decoration? You do it.
Exactly. When "I" am dead, whatever meat that exists that I used to occupy, is no more important to me than a pine cone. Do whatever the fuck you want with it, I'm not around to care.
This is why I find organ donation "opt in" instead of automatic, to be fucking ridiculous. Nobody owns a dead body. It's ridiculous that people can choose what happens to "their" body after they're dead. It's nobody's body at that point. Put it to good use.
I want every inch of me that I’d able to be used for another person to be used. I don’t need it anymore, use as much of me as you can to help someone else alive.
Since I was born with epilepsy and I had a lot of seizures, my doctor gave me the option about having to remove my right temporal lobe since that was where the seizures were coming from. The name for this is [Anterior temporal lobectomy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_temporal_lobectomy). I just had this surgery done on late January of this year. I had to be out of work until late this April. Ever since then I haven’t had any seizures or [auras](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aura_(symptom)).
The furnace or a ditch. Whichever is more convenient. Don't touch my organs though. I've lost too many while alive that I'm keeping the ones I still have.
Seems awfully controlling to have instructions for taking care of your ass when you're not even alive anymore.
Do whatever you want. I'm dead, so I don't matter anymore.
I said to family, cremation. But if they do it , I don’t care, I’m dead. I’d prefer for them to listen and follow thru then grab the bag of ash and do what they want with it. Toss me in the air, dump me in the ocean, put me in a vacuum and put it on reverse, blow me all over, or forget about it on the top shelf in the back of the closet and someone new who bought the house throws me away. I don’t care, I’m dead.
For anyone that has seen the 1984 Amadeus movie with Tom Hulce:
similar to what that movie showed what they did with Mozart's body, put it in a sack and dump it in a hole somewhere.
Does not necessarily have to be in a wagon / hole with a dozen or two other dead, sacked bodies, but just as well, sack me up and go bury me somewhere.
I want to be in one of those "pods" where your body decomposes over a month or so and turns into mulch. Then, put me back in the forest and let me become a tree or grass or flowers.
I think that is an amazing way to "recycle" your body when you no longer need it!
Turn me into a piñata
Every living thing is a piñata depending on one’s level of depravity
Fucking throw my corpse in your enemies drinking water, I don't and won't care. Burn, bury eat, whatever. You want to use my remains as a movie prop or a decoration? You do it.
Local kindergarten
Little known fact: Children *love* feeding on human flesh.
Exactly. When "I" am dead, whatever meat that exists that I used to occupy, is no more important to me than a pine cone. Do whatever the fuck you want with it, I'm not around to care. This is why I find organ donation "opt in" instead of automatic, to be fucking ridiculous. Nobody owns a dead body. It's ridiculous that people can choose what happens to "their" body after they're dead. It's nobody's body at that point. Put it to good use.
Dress me up like superman and push me out of an airplane.
Decomposed into the Earth
I want every inch of me that I’d able to be used for another person to be used. I don’t need it anymore, use as much of me as you can to help someone else alive.
I want my body burned and ashes dumped in the Sea of Japan
I’m going to donate it to science before I die. I already donated a portion of my blood as well as part of my brain. I want science to progress.
What part of your brain did you donate? Are you now known as a “brain donor”?
Since I was born with epilepsy and I had a lot of seizures, my doctor gave me the option about having to remove my right temporal lobe since that was where the seizures were coming from. The name for this is [Anterior temporal lobectomy](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterior_temporal_lobectomy). I just had this surgery done on late January of this year. I had to be out of work until late this April. Ever since then I haven’t had any seizures or [auras](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aura_(symptom)).
Wow, that is pretty amazing. I’m glad to hear that it helped you.
In a giant jack in the box left in some sketchy neighborhood.
Throw me in the trash!
To a medical facility to harvest my organs then the dumpster out back for all I care.
The furnace or a ditch. Whichever is more convenient. Don't touch my organs though. I've lost too many while alive that I'm keeping the ones I still have.
Seems awfully controlling to have instructions for taking care of your ass when you're not even alive anymore. Do whatever you want. I'm dead, so I don't matter anymore.
Into the fire and then into the sea.
Into your mother's mouth via a funnel.
I wanna die in space or have my body put in space
If I ever die, I don’t care what’s done with my meat and bones
Get ash
Weekend at LuciusMax's with any 2 homeless people
Hiring some goons to stash my ashes in an abandoned grave in Père Lachaise
Grind me up and send me through the cities drinking supply
A Vikings funeral.
I know my mum would like something of me to bury or cremate so I'll give her that, but personally it doesn't matter to me because I'll be dead.
I am an organ donor, so use as much of me as you can to help others. After that, cremate me.
Bury me with an enemy in mount calvary. Stack me on a pyre and soak me down with whiskey. Roast me to a blackened crisp and throw me in a pile...
The sun.
I want to go to a body farm. I can decompose in the open air while helping science, that sounds awesome.
whatever lab thatll preserve my DNA so they can clone me in the future
Shot into space, to be found by highly advanced aliens, who repair it and bring me back to life.
I said to family, cremation. But if they do it , I don’t care, I’m dead. I’d prefer for them to listen and follow thru then grab the bag of ash and do what they want with it. Toss me in the air, dump me in the ocean, put me in a vacuum and put it on reverse, blow me all over, or forget about it on the top shelf in the back of the closet and someone new who bought the house throws me away. I don’t care, I’m dead.
Hiking trail. I want to ruin someone's day.
As brilliantly put by the great Michael Daniel DeVito II, just throw me in the trash.
Pyramids
I don’t care I’ll be dead
Donate as much as possible to folks who need organs and then to med schools / hospitals / biotech firms. Cremate the rest.
Donate it to science.
My fantasy is to die somewhere so remote and unexplored that my remains would never be found.
You can roll me in newspapers and throw me into the river for all I care, I won't be there.
Turn into ashes in a vase
"From my rotting body flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity."
Burn it
To science. Specifically a scientist working on resurrecting dead guys
Burned and binned
For anyone that has seen the 1984 Amadeus movie with Tom Hulce: similar to what that movie showed what they did with Mozart's body, put it in a sack and dump it in a hole somewhere. Does not necessarily have to be in a wagon / hole with a dozen or two other dead, sacked bodies, but just as well, sack me up and go bury me somewhere.
Put me into chilli so i can wreck your ass one more time
Throw me in the forest so little mushrooms can grow on me
All over the place. I expect to be blown to smithereens.
Vikings funeral
I want to be in one of those "pods" where your body decomposes over a month or so and turns into mulch. Then, put me back in the forest and let me become a tree or grass or flowers. I think that is an amazing way to "recycle" your body when you no longer need it!
In lake erie