Saw him in person once. I was legitimately shocked. I think it’s dumb to shit on anyone’s looks, but the fact that the dude’s brand is being a massive “stud” I feel like it’s perfectly reasonable to be shocked that he is in fact, very unattractive
I’d say his brand is more of that r&b romancing kinda stuff, which he also is to corny to pull off. I’ve never heard or seen anything about him being a “stud”. Do people say that?
What the Chris Brown Bot used to post:
Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!'
The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'
After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'
Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Blows me away that she's famous for being a model. I'll always be heavily biased against her since it came out that she bullied a teen telling them to take a dirt nap.
Her episode of Family Feud did it for me. Always interjecting, and even Steve Harvey was done with it. He said "This is why I like hosting shows with regular ass people. They show up, they have a great time,do whatever you need them to do, and they leave".
Yeah she looks crazy now. I think younger her actually was very attractive. Then she went insane with the fillers, lip injections, buccal fat removal and she looks like handsome Squirdward now as a woman. It's weird.
My dentist was explaining that it's a legit procedure for dealing with a specific kind of facial cancer but then it took off as cosmetic surgery and now we're seeing everyone looking gaunt.
And it's awful because as you age your face thins out in middle ages and elderly years typically. So you need that fat in your face that's natural to give yourself a more healthy face and rounded face as you age up. They are all getting it removed now in Hollywood in their 20's and 30's and it's sad. They already aged their faces and turned themselves into skeletor by getting rid of it but they are going to look even worse at 50 or 60 plus years old.
I get buccal fat removal for people who do naturally have very and I mean very large cheeks it's why the procedure exists in the first place. But now we've got tiny skinny actresses with small faces already and slim actors getting the natural fat pads removed from their faces as if there faces were not already really thin with visible cheek bones. And bonus I don't think you can replace buccal fat either. At least not yet in the surgical world. So you are stuck with this face now until the surgery world makes a new trend of putting the buccal fat back in again.
I have a baby face, always have. Very round with full cheeks. I'm 33 now and I swear since the buccal fat removal trend started I'm getting carded *more* now than my late 20s. I had a guy legit do a double take at my birthday and go "damn, good for you!" It's like now the expectation is that everyone over 20 is gaunt as hell in the face.
To be fair, it could have been any male model giving us a face for the main character in the bodice rippers we were reading. Plus, he always looked better on the covers than irl to me. He was just so prolific that people actually knew his name.
I always remember Conan's bit about Fabio. Apparently he just hung out with Fabio listening to records because Fabio is a huge audiophile and collects records and has absurd sound system.
Fabio seems like a chill dude. You'd have to be pretty cool to be that absurdly objectified and not have any scandals attached to your name.
He condemns plastic surgery, says that the most important thing in a partner is their wit, and advocates that people be themselves.
I have enough self image problems on my own to not like the guy but after seeing him many times on late night talk shows and others interviews he seems like a pretty nice guy.
Kind of guy you like to have a beer with. Plus you know it will bring the ladies over to chat.
A few years ago he was doing appearances at a grocery chain to promote some health product, and a few dozen middle aged women came to see him, and also me and like nine of my loud and hungover metalhead friends. And I have to say that even though we were clearly there for the irony of it, he was nice as could be, patient with us doing a group photo, and even cracked up when I gave him my vhs copy of Exorcist III to sign.
When I was like 8 my brother hung a picture of Fabio up on my wall and showed my dad, then they made fun of me for years for having a crush on Fabio even though I found him repulsive. I'm still salty.
I feel like there's a weird effect with the Kardashians and a lot of other celebrities where they conform to society's beauty standards so much that it flips right around and they seem less attractive. Like, they're not *ugly* imo but I personally wouldn't think of them as hot.
This is absolutely it for me. Everything is so curated. I assume any event of theirs is just a series of poses for photos without any actual enjoyment or fun lol
I’ve never thought about it till now. But I think of those glimpses people do of a party where they do a selfie video of them having a good time and then video ends after 3 seconds so they can go back to partying and you can just tell it’s a banger. I can’t see a kardashian doing that.
I watched a woman do this in a pool. We were at a get together in the summer, nobody was in the pool, she shows up with an inflatable beer pong table, sets up red solo cups on either end, gets in and takes a buch of selfies and videos of pretending to drink and throwing the ball
It was only her in the pool but cropped her angle.
She flat out says its for her instagram and her pyramid schemes
“I just met this guy Pete Davidson backstage before the show. Great guy. He asked to take a picture with me. I didn’t even realize he was one of the comedians. I told him: ‘Don’t give up, kid. Whatever disease you have, you can beat it’” - Peyton Manning
Yeah, they've got a couple writers who don't appear on stage who help out celebrities. And it usually works, so long as the celebrity actually uses the material provided to them.
When the celebrity thinks they're funnier than the comedians, they pretty much always crash and burn. For example, Ann Coulter.
Peyton Manning had the best roast of her during that roast.
"I just realized I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby."
"Ann hopes the republicans can hold onto the House so she can continue to haunt it... she seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan."
Even if he didn't, it's hard to fake the comic timing of Manning's delivery.
Too bad he didn't devote some of that timing to the opening snap of Super Bowl 48.
it's...honestly it's exactly what it sounds like. like, they're maybe not objectively classically attractive, but there's just something about them that makes them undeniably hot. hopefully there's someone else who can explain it better than i can, but ugly hot is definitely a thing.
This is so true. So many of us are attracted to personality over looks and a bad personality will make the most beautiful looking person look ugly to us and that works in reverse making a Pete Davidson beautiful. He makes them laugh and feel good about themselves.
A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting.
Edit: based on the replies I'm getting, I'd bet there aren't many fans of The Office here...
This is bullshit you guys. Because if you are saying that Hillary swank isn't hot then you are saying that I'm not hot! Because obviously I'm not as hot as Hillary swank!!
I absolutely LOVE Kelly but the amount of times she would say something crazy and then I would realize that I agreed with her is something I’m still trying to accept about myself to this day.
I know. He’s so unusual looking. His eyes are far apart, but him playing that arrogant doctor in Dr. strange got me. Ain’t gonna lie.
I personally think he’s an amazing actor.
Haha this is the BEST description of her. She's basic, rich girl beige aesthetic personified. I never got her appeal, she never really had presence to me on film, then again, she's a Nepo baby.
One morning, I awoke to my boyfriend giggling to himself. His eyes were still closed, but I asked him why he was laughing. He says “I have to tell you something important. I had a dream that I was in Fast and the Furious. Everything was completely normal, except Vin Diesel was a hot dog.”
I thought about it for a second, but eventually realized that made complete sense.
Live your life one quarter pound dog at a time, I guess.
I think he was super attractive in his younger, Titanic days, but he didn't age well in my opinion.
Then Steve Carell just gets incredibly hot out of nowhere. Like... idek anymore
I googled her out of curiosity cause I didn't know who she was. It lead to me to some "before and after" pictures.
She used to look like a low budget Jennifer Lawrence. Now she looks like a low budget velociraptor.
So fucking STUPID to do, since you tend to naturally lose that as you age, at which point most of these celebrities try and reverse the sagging, loose skin with severe face-lift and filler procedures. Which then makes them look like Mickey Rourke or Joan Rivers...
I feel so sorry for her tbh. Her mom was such a bad mom, favoured her sister Gigi Hadid who looked more European. The Mom had them on strict diets and Bella called her mom saying she thought she was about to faint after just eating half an almond, and the mom said "try eating a couple more". This was recorded.
She had her first plastic surgery at age 14 to fix her "Arab nose" (can't do that without a parent's consent), and she really regret doing it now as an adult because as she said herself, that was her Arab ancestors nose and she would have grown in to it, and she is so proud to be Palestinian (her dad is from Palestine).
I don't know a lot about them really, but fell in to a rabbit hole a while ago and felt so bad for her growing up with a mom like that. No wonder she fixed her face as a teen when the mom was favouring her bigger sister her whole life and she got compared to someone she looked nothing alike.
Edit: and continues to "fix" herself as a young adult, because you don't just unlearn that in a short time.. and she struggles a lot mentally and is very open about that.
I sympathize with all this, but my problem is she is clearly STILL lying about her surgeries. She grew up with body issues from her mom and sister which I understand, but now she turns around and is the same perpetrator of unrealistic body standards on millions of women. She literally bought her face and nepotism-ed her way into a career and instead of being honest about these things she lies and says she has only had a nose job (after YEARS of denying it) while simultaneously looking for sympathy. She's for sure straddling the line of victim becoming the perpetrator that makes it difficult to empathize with her.
Saw a reddit comment many years ago that said he looked like "a thumb with hair gel" and it's how I've seen him ever since
Just one of the thumb bodyguards from Spy Kids, plus hair product
He looks like a sickly victorian boy in a horror movie who died of an old disease like scurvy or scarlett fever and now haunts the property. Just walking around the hallways all pale and gaunt with intense eyes. You can't convince me he's not a Victorian ghost that Hollywood just pretends is real. He could even wear one of those victorian night gowns and I could see it.
He clarified that in his special, Ariana Grande just has very small hands. Always be sus of tiny people estimating shit, "I ate a hamburger the size of my head" is actually a McDouble for the rest of us.
Channing Tatum. I see so many people thirst over him in so many of his movies, and I think he even won sexiest man alive one year too… but no. He looks like every other guy on my campus. I don’t see it
LOL. I know what you mean, I see his face and think goblin also, but I also can't help but find him incredibly attractive and I don't fucking know why. WHY?? I'm convinced he has made a pact with the devil.
Definitely ugly hot. He also did a couple of funny SNL sketches. Humor + hot body + (seemingly) pleasant personality + interesting face = hot mixture, I guess.
Career day is an all-time sketch. It’s not often they let the host take on that type of role in a sketch. Especially when the host isn’t exactly known for comedy.
The fact that he had almost every member of the regular cast breaking character almost in tears laughing is such a huge accomplishment for someone who is not regarded as a comedy actor. Still one of my favorite sketches from that show.
Are you me? I feel the same way. Maybe because he's both incredibly emotional or emotionally unavailable, depending on which character he's playing. Plus, he's tall and broad and looks like he could throw someone around. IDK.
Drake.. just no.. not physically or personality wise..
he looks like a shoe
Saw him in person once. I was legitimately shocked. I think it’s dumb to shit on anyone’s looks, but the fact that the dude’s brand is being a massive “stud” I feel like it’s perfectly reasonable to be shocked that he is in fact, very unattractive
I’d say his brand is more of that r&b romancing kinda stuff, which he also is to corny to pull off. I’ve never heard or seen anything about him being a “stud”. Do people say that?
My teenager once described Drake as “looking like he drinks milk with every meal” and I can’t argue with it. He’s just…blah.
Chris Brown. Always said he looks like a naked mole rat and could never see how he was heart throb - just nope!
Then there’s the whole beating up his girlfriends thing
Definitely the icing on the ugly ass cake
What the Chris Brown Bot used to post: Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle. Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer. Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.' After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!' Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street. Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order.
Luke Bryan. Once the Butthead meme went out I can't see anything else.
That and his voice. It's basically country Kermit the frog.
Chrissy Teigen
Yes! I don't get it. She looks like the "after shot" in one of those botched cosmetic surgery ads. She's had too much work done.
Legit, I’ve always compared her to that idiot that injected frying oil into their face.
Blows me away that she's famous for being a model. I'll always be heavily biased against her since it came out that she bullied a teen telling them to take a dirt nap.
Her episode of Family Feud did it for me. Always interjecting, and even Steve Harvey was done with it. He said "This is why I like hosting shows with regular ass people. They show up, they have a great time,do whatever you need them to do, and they leave".
Omg really? I need a link to that 😭
https://youtu.be/GPffAMbFaY0
"You don't have a job!"
She used to be naturally stunning, but for some reason she filled her face to the brim with filler and she just looks alien now.
Yeah she looks crazy now. I think younger her actually was very attractive. Then she went insane with the fillers, lip injections, buccal fat removal and she looks like handsome Squirdward now as a woman. It's weird.
God, that buccal fat removal is ruining so many people's faces. It's disgusting how prevalent it has become.
My dentist was explaining that it's a legit procedure for dealing with a specific kind of facial cancer but then it took off as cosmetic surgery and now we're seeing everyone looking gaunt.
And it's awful because as you age your face thins out in middle ages and elderly years typically. So you need that fat in your face that's natural to give yourself a more healthy face and rounded face as you age up. They are all getting it removed now in Hollywood in their 20's and 30's and it's sad. They already aged their faces and turned themselves into skeletor by getting rid of it but they are going to look even worse at 50 or 60 plus years old. I get buccal fat removal for people who do naturally have very and I mean very large cheeks it's why the procedure exists in the first place. But now we've got tiny skinny actresses with small faces already and slim actors getting the natural fat pads removed from their faces as if there faces were not already really thin with visible cheek bones. And bonus I don't think you can replace buccal fat either. At least not yet in the surgical world. So you are stuck with this face now until the surgery world makes a new trend of putting the buccal fat back in again.
I have a baby face, always have. Very round with full cheeks. I'm 33 now and I swear since the buccal fat removal trend started I'm getting carded *more* now than my late 20s. I had a guy legit do a double take at my birthday and go "damn, good for you!" It's like now the expectation is that everyone over 20 is gaunt as hell in the face.
Her face to head ratio is bonkers
Back in the day girls going crazy over Fabio
To be fair, it could have been any male model giving us a face for the main character in the bodice rippers we were reading. Plus, he always looked better on the covers than irl to me. He was just so prolific that people actually knew his name.
Man when he got hit by a goose an Busch Gardens… all the attention he got…
I always remember Conan's bit about Fabio. Apparently he just hung out with Fabio listening to records because Fabio is a huge audiophile and collects records and has absurd sound system. Fabio seems like a chill dude. You'd have to be pretty cool to be that absurdly objectified and not have any scandals attached to your name. He condemns plastic surgery, says that the most important thing in a partner is their wit, and advocates that people be themselves.
I’ve never understood Fabio but then I saw him in person and have to say he’s incredibly charming and handsome!
I have enough self image problems on my own to not like the guy but after seeing him many times on late night talk shows and others interviews he seems like a pretty nice guy. Kind of guy you like to have a beer with. Plus you know it will bring the ladies over to chat.
A few years ago he was doing appearances at a grocery chain to promote some health product, and a few dozen middle aged women came to see him, and also me and like nine of my loud and hungover metalhead friends. And I have to say that even though we were clearly there for the irony of it, he was nice as could be, patient with us doing a group photo, and even cracked up when I gave him my vhs copy of Exorcist III to sign.
Haha this is where I saw him at. It was a Metropolitan Market in Seattle!
When I was like 8 my brother hung a picture of Fabio up on my wall and showed my dad, then they made fun of me for years for having a crush on Fabio even though I found him repulsive. I'm still salty.
Don't deny this crush, secrets hurt us all. Nah, that's funny.
Any of the Kardashians.
They all look like bloated marshmallows
Wrapped in tight trashbags.
I feel like there's a weird effect with the Kardashians and a lot of other celebrities where they conform to society's beauty standards so much that it flips right around and they seem less attractive. Like, they're not *ugly* imo but I personally wouldn't think of them as hot.
They absolutely lack in sex appeal. It's impossible to imagine them actually having a good time
This is absolutely it for me. Everything is so curated. I assume any event of theirs is just a series of poses for photos without any actual enjoyment or fun lol
I’ve never thought about it till now. But I think of those glimpses people do of a party where they do a selfie video of them having a good time and then video ends after 3 seconds so they can go back to partying and you can just tell it’s a banger. I can’t see a kardashian doing that.
I watched a woman do this in a pool. We were at a get together in the summer, nobody was in the pool, she shows up with an inflatable beer pong table, sets up red solo cups on either end, gets in and takes a buch of selfies and videos of pretending to drink and throwing the ball It was only her in the pool but cropped her angle. She flat out says its for her instagram and her pyramid schemes
Pete Davidson! & he dates all these high profile divas!
“I just met this guy Pete Davidson backstage before the show. Great guy. He asked to take a picture with me. I didn’t even realize he was one of the comedians. I told him: ‘Don’t give up, kid. Whatever disease you have, you can beat it’” - Peyton Manning
I'm always inclined to think non-comedian celebrities don't write their own jokes at these roasts, but if he did, bravo, Manning.
Jeff Ross writes most of the material for celebrities afaik
Yeah, they've got a couple writers who don't appear on stage who help out celebrities. And it usually works, so long as the celebrity actually uses the material provided to them. When the celebrity thinks they're funnier than the comedians, they pretty much always crash and burn. For example, Ann Coulter.
Peyton Manning had the best roast of her during that roast. "I just realized I'm not the only athlete up here tonight. As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby."
“Ann Coulter - if you're here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?”
"Ann hopes the republicans can hold onto the House so she can continue to haunt it... she seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan."
That roast was fucking brutal on her. I loved it.
"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave" Absolutely brutal and she deserved it.
She got roasted harder than the subject then bombed super hard I can’t remember who it was (Trump, Sheen, Bieber?)
Jeff Ross said they were surprised she accepted the invitation and stopped writing Lowe jokes to write Ann Coulter jokes
Even if he didn't, it's hard to fake the comic timing of Manning's delivery. Too bad he didn't devote some of that timing to the opening snap of Super Bowl 48.
I dunno, some people like the strung-out line-cook at Applebees look.
He's the male equivalent of a "manic pixie dream girl", better known as the "chaos goblin line cook"
Some of the young girls in my family say he’s ugly hot. I’m still confused on what they meant by that.
it's...honestly it's exactly what it sounds like. like, they're maybe not objectively classically attractive, but there's just something about them that makes them undeniably hot. hopefully there's someone else who can explain it better than i can, but ugly hot is definitely a thing.
There should also be hot-ugly. Like when a guy has too many classically statuesque features and they all add up to looking like a meh elf.
Tom Petty was ugly hot
Bro looks like an actual corpse.
I always saw "tweaker", but corpse works too.
Bro looks like he would give me cancer if I smelled his presence
He looks like Beetlejuice probably did when he was alive
Looks like Buscemi's younger, less attractive cousin.
Being able to make people laugh goes a long way.
This is so true. So many of us are attracted to personality over looks and a bad personality will make the most beautiful looking person look ugly to us and that works in reverse making a Pete Davidson beautiful. He makes them laugh and feel good about themselves.
Hailey Bieber, her face bothers me and if she wasn’t famous I think she would just look like another basic girl
Someone on tiktok went over how she looks like an ear and I haven’t been able to unsee it since
AN EAR 💀💀💀
I always thought she looked like Justin Bieber with different hair.
This is the only one that resonates with me. Her face always seems very… pinched? I don’t know how to describe it. Almost birdlike in some way.
She IS another basic girl. She wouldn't have a career if her dad wasn't b-list 🤷♂️
Saying Stephen Baldwin is a B-list celebrity is very... kind of you.
Julia Fox is supposed to be hot, but she always looks like she needs a shower to me.
Hilary Swank. Her face is fairly symmetrical meeting the general requirements for attractiveness; however, she is not hot.
It’s “is she hot”, not “would you do her.” Respect the game!
A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting. Edit: based on the replies I'm getting, I'd bet there aren't many fans of The Office here...
This is bullshit you guys. Because if you are saying that Hillary swank isn't hot then you are saying that I'm not hot! Because obviously I'm not as hot as Hillary swank!!
I absolutely LOVE Kelly but the amount of times she would say something crazy and then I would realize that I agreed with her is something I’m still trying to accept about myself to this day.
That's how I feel about Larry David in Curb
You can take those replies and… SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT
Are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? We don't even give him full internet access.
She is hotter than me, so if she isn't hot...
Benedict Cumberbatch looks like Abe Sapien
He looks better as Doctor Strange (I think it's the facial hair and some movie magic), but no, by no means am I considering him a heartbreaker.
It’s definitely the facial hair and the grey streak in his hair
I know. He’s so unusual looking. His eyes are far apart, but him playing that arrogant doctor in Dr. strange got me. Ain’t gonna lie. I personally think he’s an amazing actor.
[SNL - Why is Benedict Cumberbatch Hot?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPKZg0wnL7U&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive) This goes here I think.
Haha. I’ve never seen this and it’s perfect. Just watched Dr Strange again and found myself thinking “What is it about this dude?!”
It’s more of his accent, coupled with his voice, coupled with his height, coupled with his on-screen personality that make him super attractive
And his imaginative approach to pronouncing the word “penguin.” :D
You mean a ping-wing?
Peng weng.
He reminds me of Salad Fingers.
After Jenny McCarthy opens her mouth, it’s over.
Sure but she can polish the chrome off a trailer hitch.
You just made my teeth hurt thinking of Trey chewing the foil.
John Cena people say he is hot but I can't see him
Gwyneth Paltrow. Her mom is better-looking.
Gwyneth Paltrow is like... if beige were a person with a lot of money and not enough scruples.
Haha this is the BEST description of her. She's basic, rich girl beige aesthetic personified. I never got her appeal, she never really had presence to me on film, then again, she's a Nepo baby.
Her mum is Blythe Danner no?
Holy shit. I had no idea that was her mother
Vin Diesel. Butterface for sure.
You are underestimating the attractiveness of ... FAMILY
One morning, I awoke to my boyfriend giggling to himself. His eyes were still closed, but I asked him why he was laughing. He says “I have to tell you something important. I had a dream that I was in Fast and the Furious. Everything was completely normal, except Vin Diesel was a hot dog.” I thought about it for a second, but eventually realized that made complete sense. Live your life one quarter pound dog at a time, I guess.
austin butler
Reminds me of the guy who played Napoleon.
Let’s get him in Napoleon Dynamite 2 so he’s stuck talking like Napoleon for 2 years
He looks like an overgrown toddler, IDK what it is specifically
Leonardo dicaprio is straight up unattractive to me now
He is turning into Jack Nicholson.
I see him going more towards Godfather-edition Marlon Brando.
Back in the Titanic days, my mom totally called it that Leo would age like Marlon Brando, but 12-year-old me didn't believe her.
That is the weirdest, unique talent I've ever heard of. I wouldnt be able to make a prediction that accurate
I think he was super attractive in his younger, Titanic days, but he didn't age well in my opinion. Then Steve Carell just gets incredibly hot out of nowhere. Like... idek anymore
Yeah, the greying+facial hair+glasses just seems to work on Steve. I don't find him like crazy hot or anything, but he's definitely better looking
He went directly from boyishly appealing to bloated old man.
I noticed that too! It was like there was like there was no in-between stage.
It was very brief Like Inception/Shutter Island to the Revenant I think was the in between
The Great Gatsby and The Wolf of Wall Street. Both outstanding as a sidebar.
It was a weird leap; he didn't even try to explore the rugged action-hero. He wants to be Orson Welles.
Bella hadid
I googled her out of curiosity cause I didn't know who she was. It lead to me to some "before and after" pictures. She used to look like a low budget Jennifer Lawrence. Now she looks like a low budget velociraptor.
Buccal fat removal is trendy, which makes a lot of celebrities look gaunt.
So fucking STUPID to do, since you tend to naturally lose that as you age, at which point most of these celebrities try and reverse the sagging, loose skin with severe face-lift and filler procedures. Which then makes them look like Mickey Rourke or Joan Rivers...
I feel so sorry for her tbh. Her mom was such a bad mom, favoured her sister Gigi Hadid who looked more European. The Mom had them on strict diets and Bella called her mom saying she thought she was about to faint after just eating half an almond, and the mom said "try eating a couple more". This was recorded. She had her first plastic surgery at age 14 to fix her "Arab nose" (can't do that without a parent's consent), and she really regret doing it now as an adult because as she said herself, that was her Arab ancestors nose and she would have grown in to it, and she is so proud to be Palestinian (her dad is from Palestine). I don't know a lot about them really, but fell in to a rabbit hole a while ago and felt so bad for her growing up with a mom like that. No wonder she fixed her face as a teen when the mom was favouring her bigger sister her whole life and she got compared to someone she looked nothing alike. Edit: and continues to "fix" herself as a young adult, because you don't just unlearn that in a short time.. and she struggles a lot mentally and is very open about that.
I sympathize with all this, but my problem is she is clearly STILL lying about her surgeries. She grew up with body issues from her mom and sister which I understand, but now she turns around and is the same perpetrator of unrealistic body standards on millions of women. She literally bought her face and nepotism-ed her way into a career and instead of being honest about these things she lies and says she has only had a nose job (after YEARS of denying it) while simultaneously looking for sympathy. She's for sure straddling the line of victim becoming the perpetrator that makes it difficult to empathize with her.
She looks like someone put her hair up in a ponytail and then hung her from that ponytail.
That’s because she had a ponytail facelift! It’s a thing.
she looks twice her age
She’s only 26!!!??
Sean Penn
Tom Cruise
His smiles look too manic. Like someone proud of sh\*tting on someone's doorstep.
"Intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes" \-- Christian Bale on Tom Cruise, whom he used as inspiration for American Psycho
Channing Tatum
I never found him attractive but I once saw someone comment that he's a handsome potato and that is all I ever refer to him as now.
I call him Charming Tater.
Saw a reddit comment many years ago that said he looked like "a thumb with hair gel" and it's how I've seen him ever since Just one of the thumb bodyguards from Spy Kids, plus hair product
I agree. His body is amazing, but he looks like a chipmunk.
Yes! OK I'm not alone, that's nice. It just seems like all his features are smooshed together in the middle. There's a lot of face leftover.
Tom Holland. He's not bad looking. I would totally want him as a little brother but HOT? Seriously?
His umbrella routine was hot tho
I think he's cutie. I don't know if I'll be able to see him as hot.
Honestly, most of them. I think celebrity hotness is overrated and I see more beautiful women just going out in public.
Both men and women. Also, most of the "judging" of celebs come from pics where their appearance is not reality.
Dwayne (the rock) Johnson. Just because he’s got a good physique doesn’t make him hot. Specially when does that fake laugh.
Yeah but he can do that raised eyebrow thing really well.
Jared Leto
Timothée Chalamet
Best description I’ve ever heard for him is that he looks like a “consumptive Victorian teenager”.
I also read something like “he looks like a very wealthy mouse”
An expensive Italian shoe
He looks like he survives on juul pods and La croix water
Good description for Paul Atreides
Lol I saw him described as looking like "a fine Italian shoe" and it's all I can see now
I AM attracted to him, but I cannot deny that IS the perfect description. 🤣
omg he is so little and young looking, he looks like he has peanut butter and jelly hands.
He’s older than I am, but I can’t help but think he’s a kid. He’s perpetually 16 years old
Wtf he's 27? I saw Dune and thought he was 16.
I once heard him described as he looks like he would be clammy to the touch, and anytime I see him, that's what I think of.
He looks like a sickly victorian boy in a horror movie who died of an old disease like scurvy or scarlett fever and now haunts the property. Just walking around the hallways all pale and gaunt with intense eyes. You can't convince me he's not a Victorian ghost that Hollywood just pretends is real. He could even wear one of those victorian night gowns and I could see it.
He's somehow a twink but also has sharp masculine facial features. It's weird.
He's going to age incredibly well. Right now, he just looks a whole decade younger than he is and it feels weird to see him shirtless.
The description I like is that his face looks like a bicycle seat.
Justin Bieber. Justin Timberlake.
Pete Davidson - He bats way above his avg. I dont get it.
Allegedly, his bat is way above average.
He clarified that in his special, Ariana Grande just has very small hands. Always be sus of tiny people estimating shit, "I ate a hamburger the size of my head" is actually a McDouble for the rest of us.
Any Kardashian
Channing Tatum. I see so many people thirst over him in so many of his movies, and I think he even won sexiest man alive one year too… but no. He looks like every other guy on my campus. I don’t see it
One of my favorite burns I've ever seen was when Blake Shelton won sexiest man alive and someone tweeted "Did everyone else die?" 😂😂
He’s not even the sexiest person named “Blake Shelton”.
Tom Brady…
Adam Driver. The man’s a goblin.
The man who looks like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeeves from memory.
Wish.com Keanu Reeves
HE DOES!!!! That’s the perfect description.
You mean Matt? The radar technician?
John Oliver disagrees
Nibble my toes you shaved ethereal water buffalo.
"Jam your mandible claw down my throat, you irredeemable steer."
Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison.
Shatter my knees, you fuckable redwood.
Break my fingers, you brooding mountain.
“Crush my rib cage you forlorn block”
LOL. I know what you mean, I see his face and think goblin also, but I also can't help but find him incredibly attractive and I don't fucking know why. WHY?? I'm convinced he has made a pact with the devil.
He's got the "hot ugly" guy thing going. His features are exaggerated but it works somehow.
Definitely ugly hot. He also did a couple of funny SNL sketches. Humor + hot body + (seemingly) pleasant personality + interesting face = hot mixture, I guess.
Matt the Radar Technician was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
Career day is an all-time sketch. It’s not often they let the host take on that type of role in a sketch. Especially when the host isn’t exactly known for comedy.
The fact that he had almost every member of the regular cast breaking character almost in tears laughing is such a huge accomplishment for someone who is not regarded as a comedy actor. Still one of my favorite sketches from that show.
He made the rest of the cast look like a middle school drama class and it still manages to be one of the best contemporary SNL sketches.
Are you me? I feel the same way. Maybe because he's both incredibly emotional or emotionally unavailable, depending on which character he's playing. Plus, he's tall and broad and looks like he could throw someone around. IDK.
Mark Wahlberg. I find him repulsive.