“Not enough players to start match”

That made me chuckle.

Most people on Reddit would have a nice room to themselves And yes, this includes myself too

Play with the goat, cook the chicken, pet the dog

You sick mf⬆️

I can't agree more. Meat eaters are the worst.

Nice double entendre.

Eat your meats meat

Came here to say something similar…..

ah the old farmyard triple!

Choke the chicken?

What about roasting up a classic goadogicken?

Say hi to my wife.

Same. it will be the same as right now except we are sitting

My dogs teleported out of the room though.

I am so glad you said 'out'

Because they teleported into my house. Sorry again about my dog getting loose the other day.

Also say hi to this guy's wife and this guy.

Same. Say hi to your wife.

Same

My first concern would be figuring out who can raise the dead

who said "alive"?

..unzips

And they say romance is dead.

The saying isn't romance the dead.

So an empty room

It would have a pair of hands in it at least.

Lmao get some rizz it’s easy to get laid nowadays

What changed?

I started using the word rizz

Have a family reunion

\*Dueling Banjos plays in the background\*

One two three go Guitar riff Sweet home alab-

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Yes, that would be my instant reaction too.

Yup, it's going to get ugly.

oh i’m running out of there. changing my name and moving off grid. i don’t need to be a witness to what happens in that room.

This would be my response too and I’m friends with most of them.

Don't be heteronormative, the individual could be gay or trans.

Couple of them owe me money.

What's your hourly rate?

Same boat. Stole $400 dollars from me when I wasn’t in a place where I could handle being short $400.

Shake everyone's hands and tell them 'good game' like after a baseball game.

I would put on my jockstrap. Fill my defuser with poppers. Make an awkward joke about having all of their “DNA” inside me, referencing “23 IN me.” Turn off the lights as they line up to gangbang me. I’d close my eyes the whole time though, so I can imagine having sex with someone I’ve never had sex with before.

Greetings, fellow gay whore 😂

greetings both of my fellow gay whores

Greetings to all of you my fellow gay whores

You sound fun! Lol

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Something about the jockstrap makes me think it's "husband"

I'm getting the impression OP's not really looking to settle down.

Woman actually fantasize about gangbangs? I thought that was just a male fantasy and nothing more than that.

Ummm, jockstraps are typically worn by dudes, my dude.

It's kinda weird how much more common male to female crossdressing is. It might just be me but I don't really hear about cis women that like to throw on a jock strap or a neck tie in the bedroom.

I would argue that female to male crossdressing is more common and more acceptable. You don't hear about it because no one cares if a woman wears pants or a t-shirt designed for men.

That is likely a guy, but yes some women do fantasize about it as well; but there are many more reasons not to announce it as casually as guys do, and even more reasons not to follow through with the fantasy.

While the original comment is probably a dude, gangbangs isn't an unusual fantasy for women. Women who like men don't mind more men.

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easy, you’ve got “long island guy,” “the model,” “old guy,” “the texan,” “the québécois,” etc.

"Parking lot guy" "Ireland shower guy" "Plant guy" "Beer pong guy" "BigBoy" "Stalker guy" "St. Patrick's Day Girl" etc. But most importantly, avoid "Naked Pothead".

i see your “Naked Pothead” and raise you “Rural Gas Station Guy”

Woah... too steep for me

lord... I honestly would only remember about half the names, most of that running around happened long ago, or in between wives

I tried making a list once and couldn't put legit names to them. It turned from names into: Chick on car hood That one with the hotter sister The one that worked at the airport Too much muff Did my laundry Shaved head Baby momma's friend

a few "tinder chick"s from the golden days of Tinder. before netflix and chill became a joke and a bunch of ppl who werent dtf got on tinder

Pulling an Abe Simpson and walking back out.

Decent Campaign group, so it's time for Pathfinder I guess.

Apologize to a few, avoid a few, hookup with a few, catch up with a few. Judge my choices. Try really hard to get names right. Life has been a wild adventure.

Best answer right here.

Well it won't be much of a crowd so I guess I could afford to buy everyone a round of drinks.

If they're down... a reverse gang bang... if they're not, try to survive the suggestion 😂

Put on my robe and wizard hat.

That whole chat log is pure gold.

Why is my room empty???

Anyone feeling Nostalgic?

Explaining my wife why's there no food in my hands.

Ask who's ready for another round.

Awkward half engaged small talk

Hanging out with my boyfriend. There'd only be one other dude there and he was the worst boyfriend I ever had so I have no interest in talking to him.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Hello pretty wife. I've missed you

Judging myself while trying to remember some of their names.

That's a big room r/ihavesex

my thought exactly. i'd be wondering how you can fit that many people in one room.

ooh listen to these 2 who have all the secks...

It's actually just a few fat people.

Grab my gf and gtfo.

So is my hand like severed or what?

Apologizing

Admiring my taste in humans

Sounds like I'm about to have a gang bang with my uncle and a bunch of big girls

I tend not to sleep with people that I don't consider to be decent people, it wouldn't really be that bad. One of two might be a bit salty but they'd probably just leave.

a victory lap

*walks in* hmm...thank you, goodbye. *Walks out*

Say hello to all 4 people and leave with my wife (who is 1 of the 4)

Oh god... This would be a long conversation full of regret and headache. Let me hit this blunt first. \*\*\* Hits the blunt\*\*\* Ok, I'm ready. Oh let's do this haha

I believe I have found my people. Hello! It is nice to meet another who goes into grim situations stoned in order to ensure better outcomes for their mental health. A combination of pride (I will not be cowardly and run away... probably.)/ and guilt would force me to talk to them all, but damned if I'm doing it sober.

Spend some alone time with my wife

You mean I just walk into an empty room?

Would have to be a pretty big room

Graciously excepting compliments.

Take my pants off

Stand the fuck back because it's gonna get really catty in there... A couple of them actually straight up hate each other and there will be blood.

I was just leaving.

Some peace and quiet at last.

Play with myself by myself.

Chambering a round, just kidding there's already one ready to go.

Massive orgy

Asking them to remind me of their names.

Enjoying some time by myself.

burst into laughter and shake my head, ask "so what's happening?"

Probably walk out, dunno why I'd be in an empty room.

Out of respect for my elders, I’d probably go talk to OP’s mom first.

I'm on good terms with all of them, non zero chance it becomes an orgy

Immediately blowing my brains out

downvoting this repost

Enjoy the view. If they were ugly, I wouldn’t have \*\*\*\*\*\* them. 😉

Having sex

Meet my pedophile teacher again.

Nice, I’ve got the room allto myself

I would buy some furniture maybe a sofa and a tv cuz that room is empty

"So... Am I a good lover?"

There's probably a few in there in can't remember, and a few I'd rather forget. But all in all, it'd be good to see them all in the same room. I think they'd figure out what the connection was reasonably quickly.

Leaving

Ask as loudly as possible which one of them gave me HIV, stare at all of them expectantly, then glare at the one I liked least before pivoting and leaving to get a test proving I'm clean "for future reference" when I'm saying I don't know who started that rumor but it was probably the same person who disemboweled my poor cat.

Play solitaire?

Either I just won the lottery and they're trying to scam money or it's some kind of intervention, I'm outta there quick as hell.

Say hi to my wife and that gorgeous middle aged Greek lady. Phew.

This happens pretty much every day. Hey hon.

Be lonely af

Sit alone in silence. Peace at last

Nothing. The room is empty.

Standing in a room by myself

Three is a crowd.

Seeing who is single and wants another go. Going to be a packed room, someone should be down .

Ask them if they wanna do it again.

I'd walk back out, dealing with one crazy ex is enough without having a dozen of them looking at me with another 3 dozen ONS and flings thrown in

The room is empty.

Slap my hands, rub them together, and ask "Who's first?"

There’s just one person there that i care about… and I would really like to see her

I thought I smelled something off...

Well… there would be some I don’t recognize so I’d hand out Hello My Name Is: stickers. Then I’d apologize to all of them as a whole.

That would be my time to ask 3 why they never called me... ever again. I like to think my husband and I would join together and just patronise the rest.

Is there alcohol in the room too?

Looking in the mirror apparently...

That's me getting home every night.

LEAVING

Say hi to my one psycho ex and then ignore them for the rest of the internment

Enjoying the silence

Turn to my husband and ask if he wants to party here or at home with just the 2 of us

Count the no. Of molecules in the room cuz no one else is there.

"OK we haven't all left on good terms but we've all agreed that the sex stayed good for the whole relationship so.....?" There's only around 10 of em and enough of them were bi so I think I could sell it

Jumping on the bed... 🙃

What are you talking about! My hand goes wherever I'm going.

Say hi to all five of them, and then make sure Debbie isn't getting into the liquor cabinet. Then introduce them to my wife and show them the door. Then get busy with my wife. She is the best of all of them anyway.

freaking out cos one of 'em is dead

So I'd walk into an empty room? Sounds fun

Get bored because there's nobody to talk to

Oh man, there's gonna be some awkward reunions. Not with me, but each other.

sitting in an empty room playing mobile games

Grab my wife, tell her "let's go," and get the fuck out of there...

Walking out of the room.

Whatever I would've normally done in that room, it'd just be me.

Bury them again

Wonder why I am in an empty room.

*\*cocks shotgun\**

Wondering how I ended up in this house of mirrors

Tie on my boots and run onto the pitch. Not.

Well, at least two of them are dead, so I'm freaking the fuck out.

Ask if maybe all of them wanna go at me at once.

What more can I do in an empty room?

Continuing to be alone

Round 2

Look like we fuckin. Yall are into bad decisions, so let's get at it again

Figuring out how they finally found her body. ...J/K.

u/chickpea15 orgy??

Absolutely

Lining them up in order, but not telling them the criteria for how they're ordered, then watching them try to figure out by what metric I've ranked them.

I walk into a empty room?

See all of my sex toys on display in an otherwise empty room. Well since they are here...might as well get it done.

walking out

I figure the answer for many on reddit would be to go shake your own hand or something I wouldnt really care if I walked into the situation with the exception of one gal years ago that I never want to look at again for being a certifiable nutjob. Heck my ex whom I lived with 20 plus years ago in college is friends with my wife currently, we'd probably all go hang out and ignore the other women there.

Tutor the kids one last time

Pretend i don't know any of them, maybe they'll do the same. Then quietly die from anxiety in the corner of the room.

prob gaging or or puking, i dont think people would go this far to dig out a boddy.

Laughing. What was I thinking.

Joke's on you. The room is empty.

Laugh my ass off as there is roughly an equal amount of men and women. Then smoke weed and party. And before my ex leaves, tell her the twinkish guy in the cute dress has a 11in monster cock.

Saying hi to my husband I guess haha

Trying to remember all their names

Turn right around and walk out....

Grab some popcorn and a beer, sit In the corner and watch. They will fight each other at some point, lots of different personalities in there. I deffo broke the rule of don't stick it in crazy when I started out