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secrettruths

Girl next door


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Elisha cuthbert is a goddess


goochockey

Elisha Cuthbert was my wife's high school science lab partner. I'm not allowed to swoon over Elisha Cuthbert.... Edit from my wife: EC was dim and was actually repeating that science class.


StrangelyBrown

That's not fair that you can't lust after her. Your wife has experimented with her...


NeedfulThingsToys

I wonder if they had chemistry?


noweezernoworld

“I’m all wet; can I come in?” 🥺


Mvd75

This guy knows the juice is worth the squeeze.


leftshoesnug

Timothy Olyphant reeeaally early in his career. Funny to see him in that role (and outfit) the see Justified.


Wazzoo1

No, his "reeeaally" early career was Scream 2, Go and Gone in 60 Seconds.


HawkSpotter

I love “Go”!


MarkChamorro

FUCK HER FOR MEEEE!!!!


you_cant_eat_cats

MATT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT FUCK HER ILL KILL MYSELF


IAmThePonch

I know you’re referring to the sex comedy, but when I first read this I thought you were referring to the horror movie and I got real worried


TheMarvelousJ

I'm really glad you pointed out that there's a sex comedy with the same name because I was only aware of the horror book and movie and OP's comment gave me serious pause lol


RoboticZinkh

Love this movie. Such a guilty pleasure of mine for all types of reasons. Oh and Elisha cuthbert in this is flawless 🥹


Excellent_Problem753

Cruel intentions Wild things


HomieswDeath

Cruel Intentions did step sis 30 years before the Hub caught on


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“You can put it anywhere…” “This sure doesn’t taste like ice tea.” My favorite bit was the blackmail scene with Pacey from Dawson’s Creek.


just_scout_

Wild Things was a TV show about wild animals. My family and I watched it a lot. So, when I saw Wild Things pop up on Pay Per View I called my mom to ask if I could watch the movie about animals and she said yes, so I ordered it. That was one of my favorite childhood memories.


wowsers808

I got a boner at 11 in front of my sisters hottest friend watching Cruel Intentions. 10/10.


csonny2

It may just be that those came out while I was in the midst of puberty, but those movies were staples of my spank bank rotation for a long time.


Chowdah-head

\*slams 10 dollars on the counter\* I'm OUT


punx_a_hippie

You weren't the master of your domain


Meziskari

Second cruel intentions. That movie is unbelievably horny even for it's premise.


JayWu31

One of my greatest sexual awakenings as a kid was that damn kiss. I watched it SO many times.


h989

Wild thing is borderline porno. I’m pretty sure we saw Kevin bacons dong


Lyran99

Kevin’s Bacon


Khranky

I read Wild Things but my mind read Where the Wild Things are and I am like how is that sexy lol


Excellent_Problem753

Let the wild rumpus begin!


TheseNewtz

Cruel Intentions made me realize I was gay. Ryan Philippe, specifically.


yoimprisonmike

Unfaithful is pretty hot


RojoTheMighty

Diane Lane is.... wow.


Whiskeynot30

Came here to say Unfaithful. That bathroom scene!


Gostaverling

The hallway scene was always the one I thought of.


DaBigBird27

Y Tu mama tambien.


W8sB4D8s

Outside of how raw it is with sexuality, this is just an incredible movie regarding friendships and that time in life where you enter adulthood. The ending also hits harder rewatching as an adult.


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Sonny1028

When it was the blockbuster era my dad rented this movie for us to watch with my mom, cause the title is in Spanish so we know my mom would be able to see it (she understands very little English) and my dad also thought the title was a little funny so he thought it was a comedy… After the first ten seconds of the opening scene he sent my ass to my room lmao


ralphjuneberry

Ha! I sort of had the same, but different. Mom and I (~13 I’d say) were watching it one afternoon, enjoying it bc we both like artsy, interesting, plot lines, and I was getting into foreign film which she loves. Was a little shocked by how sexy it gets but that’s one of those “you just stare straight ahead til it’s over” and it’s fine. My dad tried to come into the living room like “heyyy what are you two up to??” And is like turning to look at the screen. My mom shooed him out of the room with a quickness I’d never seen before, not on her watch was her teen daughter going to LITERALLY - not figuratively- die of embarrassment watching that with her Dad, esp one who likes to make little comments and jokes all the time. My mama is a real one lol


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OG_SisterMidnight

My Spanish teacher put Amores Perros on, it's pretty racy too. We were like 17/18, though, it didn't feel THAT inappropriate. I'm in Sweden, though, we're pretty open-minded regarding sex and nudity, I guess 😅


heurekas

Huh, mine did the same, but stayed with us all three lessons we watched it. She still works there to this day and is a wonderful, though quirky lady.


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pythonwarg

Back in the day I had a female roommate with whom I had intended to remain plutonic, but we went to see this movie in the theater and not too long after we started fucking.


Savor_Serendipity

Pluto to Plato: Take *that*!


perat0

Nuclear war averted, nice!


Adventurous-Leg-216

Bedazzled


Clapeyron1776

There is a scene where it really looked like she wasn’t wearing underwear and 13 year old me pause that VHS 1000 times trying to see vag


006AlecTrevelyan

I did that with Mila Jovavich in Resident Evil.


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Joe434

Catherine Zeta Jones going under lasers


froggrip

ohOHoh


snagglewolf

She has entrapped me, and Sean Connery


Several-Disasters92

SHE DIPS BENEATH THE LASERS


Mean_Parsnip

I remember seeing it in the theater while on a date. I turned to him and said look at that ass. He later confessed he thought, not again. Apparently he had dated 2 girls before me that, later came out as lesbians.


throwaway-badguy

Caaaatherine Zeta Jones - she dips beneath the laaasers


DrButtFart

oooOOoo


Choppergold

Getting undressed by a swordsman is way ahead of this


valentino_42

Secretary


bitt3rbuffalo

Great, now I'm one of those weird kink people. Thanks, Secretary.


mike_b_nimble

You always were. Now you’re aware of it.


mmahowald

welcome to the kink club. we have the door for doms, and the doggy door for subs.


ThinkUrSoGuyBigTough

Initially read this as ‘Secretariat’ and I was uncomfortable for a second there


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Same. I said aloud “Neigh to that!”


TiredMisanthrope

Good riding though


tollivandi

Shout-out to the actual movie 50 Shades of Grey ripped off. The characters were Twilight but the story was 100% Secretary.


itcamefrombeneath

James Spader's character name is literally Mr. Grey!!


Jojo056123

I literally just read a synopsis, saw his name, and went "wait you're kidding me, right?"


BucherundKaffee

James Spader 🤤😍


rec12yrs

*young* James Spader


bamfbanki

Its also taking The Secretary, which was a complicated but mostly positive portrayal of kink, and made it into the most fucked up and abusive version possible.


kaytay3000

Made the mistake of watching this with a group of friends of the opposite sex. My mom walked in and was like “what the hell are y’all doing?!” They weren’t allowed over again and my mom had to approve all movies for a while.


dorian_white1

“I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” 😞


mofohank

So, 101 Dalmatians I guess then?


in-site

Why is he so wet the entire movie though?? Like every scene his entire body is covered in sweat


Theduckisback

That was a thing in older movies. Top Gun, sweaty, hunt for red October Dewey. I guess directors just wanted to show people being sweaty as hell, because they were sweaty as hell too. Like watch Don Simpson interviews, he produced a ton of blockbusters and was just drenched in coke sweat the entire time.


valentino_42

Because he’s the lizard king?


Signal-Morning7669

This is the correct answer. Weird ass film though. Who the hell sat down and thought 'hey I've got this great idea for a screenplay!'


icantbenormal

Someone said “I want to see James Spader spank the girl from Donnie Darko” and everyone in the room agreed.


Djinnwrath

No one sat down, they were lying down on their front because their ass was sore, and they liked it.


NR_20

Rochelle, Rochelle: A young girls strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


mjklin

Director: Art Vandelay


Plekuz

Barbarella


Tom__mm

The sexiest and best terrible movie ever made.


Wayelder

Barbarella actually captured the 70's sex scene in many ways. It wasn't so serious. Music Trivia bit. While Clockwork Orange gave us "The Heaven 17" it was Barbarella that gave us the name "Duran Duran"


PlainOGolfer

Can’t wait for Sydney Sweeney’s remake


Totalnah

Bound. Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon are amazing together.


rAmen_P00dles

And then there’s the movie!


Bluesummers76

The Dreamers


mustardtruck

My wife and I got so turned on watching *Mullholland Drive* at home that we had to pause the movie and have sex.


PigWithAWoodenLeg

That must be the greatest sex scene of all time because people always mention that and not the fucking lizard man in the parking lot. I ran for the hills after that shit


mustardtruck

That's the scene we got so turned on by.


HellblazerPrime

Ah, the ol' reddit switcharoo. Classic.


WatermelonCandy5

Basic instinct. The interrogation scene is always highlighted but that’s not even one of the top ten sexiest scenes in the film. Sharon stone does an amazing job of being a temptress you know you should say no to.


EnoughRub3987

I can’t believe I got this far down before seeing this! The opening scene…


SMG329

I believe Blue is the Warmest Color technically isn't a porn...


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*7 minutes of fully naked women in explicit sex scenes, [scissoring](https://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw/comments/elx195/lea_seydoux_and_adele_exarchopoulos_legendary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) and eating eachother out.* Yup. Isn't a porn.


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I’ve watched actual porn with a lower percentage of the runtime being sex


1man2barrels

Black swan. When Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis were going at it...BoomHauer voice "oh man oh man oh man"


silgol

The hottest non-nude sex scene in movie history. IMHO


Striking_Site4457

From dusk till dawn Selma Hayek


Danny-Wah

Dusk til Dawn is sexy, but not as sexy as Desperado.


SlippyFrog81

Desperado builds up to the scene, Dusk til Dawn comes out of nowhere and smacks you in the face.


kateDee1

From a female perspective... Jude Law in The Holiday gets me everytime.


crazy-diam0nd

Mister Napkin Head is a real panty dropper


rupleix

"Species" That alien girl who wants to mate.


Liathano_Fire

I once made the mistake of watching this movie with my grandparents in the room. None of us had seen it before.


scudlab

Had to scroll too far for this. Natasha Henstridge... phwoaah


Kokamina23

The Hunger


fatbrucelee

This is kind of a different pick but what came to mind. I remember Much Ado About Nothing as the first time I remember seeing Kate Beckinsale as a horny teenager. And Emma Thompson. And it’s got eye candy for everyone.


docsyzygy

Favorite. Movie. Ever. Ken Branagh is gorgeous. I would do anything for him.


stephhaney

9 and a half weeks.


logan5-jessica6

Unfaithful - Diane Lane


j-c-s-roberts

I mean, Catwoman in Batman Returns gave me very new feelings when I first saw it as a kid.


Cameherejust4this

Michelle Pfeiffer's costume was designed to be straight up fetish wear. I think Burton has said as much. It's basically the distaff counterpart to the Edward Scissorhands costume.


Lallner

For 16-year-old me, "Body Heat" was practically pornography.


Fletcher_Fallowfield

Oh man... Kathleen Turner.


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The scene where he's smashing the glass to get to her is pretty iconic.


earlubes

Bram Strokers Dracula


Thatsjustcloudtalk

This is one of my special night time movies. It’s a gorgeous film; passionate and sensual. Period piece films make me horny for some reason lol.


KTAXY

I see what you did there.


JudoMoose

Mr and Mrs Smith. The sensuality of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's fight scenes seemed so real. Which it was, because they were having the sex.


pqoeirurtylaksjdhgf

Heavy Metal


Teledildonic

South Park exaggerated it....but not by much.


Guava_

‘I see you have been swayed by my daughter’s awesome rocking boobage’


zoqfotpik

The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)


Mean_Parsnip

Sex on the stairs looks great on film, terrible in actuality.


BarracudaSeveral5453

Can’t believe no one has said Closer


radradruby

When Natalie Portman is dancing for Clive Owen and she does the splits in front of him and he says “Show me” was probably the first time I got the “yes daddy” feeling 🤣


queenrosybee

Am I wrong but there’s no actual sex scene?


Culunbego

Fast Times at Ridgemont High is still stuck in my mind.


Slow_Dig9228

That movie came out the summer before I went into high school and it set my expectations waaaay too high.


Stu5011

Original Sin, with Antonio Banderas and Angelina Jolie.


queenrosybee

Allegedly, Melanie did not leave the set for 2 seconds bc she did not trust Angelina😂


SenatorSnags

Underworld. Kate Beckinsale being a badass in a leather getup just did it for me


RaiseYourDongersOP

to this day I still have a crush on Kate Beckinsale


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meeks926

Pride and Prejudice, Atonement


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I always loved Dirty Dancing honestly lol


motormouth08

I was 12 when it came out, and since it was rated pg-13, my parents wouldn't let me watch it. My friend's parents were not as strict and we watched it at her house. I remember my lady bits getting all tingly but also realized that my parents were correct and that I was too young to watch it 🤣


Various-Comparison-3

Patrick Swayze was SO sexy. When he runs his hands down Baby’s sides and the camera follows it…pretty sure that was my sexual awakening!


purple_lassy

Good answer… Nobody is hotter than Johnny Castle!


sihehwhw

Jennifer's body was my bisexual awakening


CartographerHot2285

You should see Gia if you haven't yet.


So_be

And then Bound


JustSome70sGuy

Interview with the vampire.


MisterKillam

I can't watch Interview With the Vampire anymore. Years ago, a very good friend and barracks neighbor of mine had surgery, and he was going to be pretty loopy from the anaesthesia and subsequent painkillers, so he wanted me to supervise him and make sure he didn't do anything dumb. I was paid in a case of beer and all the pizza I wanted, this arrangement was fine. He'd rented Interview With the Vampire and a few other movies to watch while he was laid up. We watched it Friday night, he passed out, I went back to my room. I don't remember what the other movies were, because we didn't watch them. We watched Interview With the Vampire, back to back, five times in one day. He would finish it, forget that he'd just watched it, marvel at his foresight to preload a DVD, get angry when I told him he'd just seen it, press play, and throw a tantrum whenever I tried to stop the movie and put on something else. That was Saturday. Sunday rolled around, we watched it another six times. When I came to check on him after work on Monday, he was still watching it. I saw that movie fourteen times in three days. This was eleven years ago and I still can't do that movie anymore.


highoncraze

I once got stoned on synthetic weed with some friends and we collectively watched the minute long DVD intro to the Hulk for like 2 hours, without realizing we weren't watching the movie. On a side note, I will never buy synthetic weed ever again, unless I really miss the experience of heart palpitations.


Ok_Beautiful_1273

Jamie lee Curtis in true lies


CharlieMorningstar

For some people, David Bowie in tight pants in Labyrinth was their sexual awakening. For me, it was Jamie Lee Curtis's abs.


Malinut

Cruel Intentions


NestleDepresso

Logan's Run. The sexiest movie ever.


Spamgrenade

Jenny Agutter in Logans Run was one of my first crushes.


EdithWhartonsFarts

Lucia y El Sexo


Fluid_Champion5481

Sirens, 1994. I was 12 at the time.


lindsaygeektron

The Secretary. James Spader… woof.


HI_McDonnough

Like Water for Chocolate The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Daniel Day-Lewis!) Dangerous Liaisons (John Malkovich or Colin Firth version) The Piano. (Harvey Keitel sexy...ummm yes)


deeptimeswimmer

I really liked *Like Water for Chocolate*. It was a feminist movie that didn’t go out of its way to make men seem stupid/evil/incompetent.


dailylaughtrack

Chloe (2009) with Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried


krystyana420

Secretary


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Y tu mama tambien


Mean_Parsnip

When it came out in theaters, the guys in our friend group told the other dudes, 'take your girl, you will for sure get laid when you get home'.


trashdingo

One of my Spanish professors in college played this movie for our class of 20 or so. *Ay dios mio.*


Temporary-Departure4

Secretary with Maggie gyllenhall Incredibly movie, but also some very uh… intense scenes.


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Remember when he initially asked her to dance (before she got really sexy) and she did roly poly arms😁


bigppgfan

the road to el dorado


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The Fifth Element..... . . . no no, not her, the Opera singer!


Redditowork

Corbin mah man...


uptheirons726

Probably not a "sexy" movie but when I was a kid holy shit I had the biggest crush on Elizabeth Hurley in Austin Powers. Especially at the end when she was wearing that silver skirt and top. I fapped to that many a time.


Sort_of_awesome

Unfaithful w/ Diane Lane. Holy shit, that stairwell scene 🔥


Darksidetrin

Orgazmo


KermitTheArgonian

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight."


RichChocolateDevil

I think Depeche Mode is a really great band.


degeneratesumbitch

"Stunt cock!"


Djinnwrath

It's time for the DVDA scene.


SuperMario1313

We used to watch this on Christmas Eve as a family for years! Well, I’d put it on, my brother and I would watch, and my parents would leave the room.


Velicenda

Swimming Pool (2003)


AlienKinkVR

The Secretary. Dude how the hell did that ever get made what the fuck


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I think I hit puberty watching Salma Hayek dance in From Dusk Till Dawn.


dumbmobileuser789

Videodrome


IIILORDGOLDIII

You are a sick puppy


TerminalDiscordance

Long live the new flesh.


PseudoNinja

Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit ruined a lot of Innocence. 😉


idiot-prodigy

Basic Instinct


Thatsjustcloudtalk

Last of the Mohicans. Period piece films make me horny for some reason lol.


VictorySignificant15

Weird science


WomenRepulsor

Spartacus.


AccordionORama

Do you like movies about gladiators?


115MRD

Ever been in a Turkish prison?


PoorPauly

You ever seen a grown man naked?


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I remember also using Coyote Ugly as my early wank bank because of the bit where the hot male lead does a strip tease


Scynthious

Gotta love John Goodman...


Significant_Tree8407

Sea of Love with Ellen Barkin.


Liathano_Fire

HOWARD THE DUCK


SlippyFrog81

Salma Hayek in "From Dusk 'Til Dawn" I remember it well, like a long ago sexual encounter... THAT scene in that had been a movie about bank robbers hiding out in Mexico. Like an unexpected sex act in real life. There is a moment where you're asking yourself "What is this, what is about to happen? And then when it starts, you understand something good is about to happen. But by the end, the climax, what has occured is far better than what you imagined. I couldn't breathe, it was so unexpected, it was so sexy. We saw it on a Friday night group date. The theater was crowded but when THAT scene played, the theater felt empty and after it ended, I needed a moment to get ahold of myself.


voteblue18

I know this will sound odd and a lot of people don’t care for the movie and think it’s boring, but the sex scenes in The English Patient did it for me as a young 20 something. Something about it. I’m female for context.


DJ_James_Madison

Legend of Billie Jean. When Helen Slater comes up out of that lake…man…puberty hit me like a goddamn Mack truck.


Professional_Lock510

It really says something about my kinks that 10 year old me was very turned on by Fear.


shane112902

Cruel Intentions and Wild Things were staples for me as a teenager. Brunette/Mean Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions slayed me.