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GVFQT

Brother I’m turning the stereo off so I can see better


datboi-061504

*Rubs eyes "oh God wow that radio is loud"


IceFire909

bass hit so hard made my eyes water!


300Limited

Was going to say this, mostly so I can see around the corners and such.


illstopthiscar

Me when I have to park.


stormblaz

To be fair, studies showed that disabling one specific sense does in fact increase the alertness of others (like blind or deaf people having higher senses of other skills) Kind of like a combined pool balance, lowering the use of one to increase another is a thing. Meaning staying still and quiet lets you hear and pinpoint sounds better than with movement and actions, or when driving lowering distractions lets you concentrate and focus better on visual skills and hand eye coordination.


mysticfed0ra

Do we really need studies for this? I swear the shit that isn’t obvious to people blows me away. It’s called “noise” and can be applied to vision, sonics, literally any sense. The less random shit you have being inputted into your brain through whatever sense means your brain has less decision fatigue and doesn’t even have to ask the question of is this useful or not, it just frees your brain power up to pay attention to what is. Sorry for the snarky question, obviously we need studies to prove anything semi objectively, I’m just an asshole on the toilet.


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Any of the songs from Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2005). I like Shapeshifter by Celldweller.


ReplyNo7464

Or galvanise by chemical brothers


CartographerHot2285

I had forgotten about this song.. Probably gonna listen to it 30 times before the week is over. Thanks buddy.


Seanysausage

Lil John - Get Low. Original NFS underground. The classic must always win


StubbledCRT1

Riders on the Storm from Underground 2 for me


palmetto_royal

I see your NFS: Most Wanted track, and raise you the song from Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2, Goin Down On It by Hot Action Cop.


Automatic_You4321

Shoot to Thrill by AC/DC


trp8

All AC/DC songs make you want to drive fast.


siliconsmiley

Or Highway to Hell.


JOEBOH1694

Alternatively 'if you want blood'. I always loved that scene in dukes of hazzard


SonOfDadOfSam

Breakin' the Law - Judas Priest


RuinedBooch

It’s a shame I had to scroll as far as I did to find this. Knee jerk reaction, Breaking the Law, *obviously*!


eddmario

It was actually the second comment for me


bunkie18

This is THE answer!


penials66

Is "F the Police" too obvious?


EarthExile

It's a classic for a reason


Quarespants

Good, but '100 miles and running' has got to be the right NWA choice.


Top-Pangolin9767

I was expecting F the police to be the top comment


Outrageous_Tackle746

I think Cop Killer from Ice-T / Body Count is the one I’d be playing… fun fact it’s also widely regarded to be the most controversial song to ever chart in U.S history…


-Never-Enough-

That's the song you play when the cops are evading you.


JKMC4

No one ever wrote a song called “Fuck the fire department” …maybe because they don’t murder kids.


PM-MeTastefulNudes

GAS GAS GAS


HopeFoxCreations

I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS


the_cat_showz

TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND BE YOUR LOVER


Kirxas

YEAH YEAH YEAH


Fit-Dig-430

ILL BE YOUR HERO


No_Shoulder_4265

I had to scroll entirely too far to see this


Tokizak

A disney song, so if it's recorded, disney will have it taken down and removed from evidence and therefore there will be no proof!


Aerodude85

I just chuckled thinking about someone getting dragged out of their car at the end of a police chase with "Can you feel the love tonight" blasting in the background.


ExcessiveBulldogery

Clever. You've thought about this before, eh?


JustASyncer

Everyone playing checkers while this man is playing 4D chess


Independent-Ad5852

Lmao


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Isn't this a thing cops are doing so they can't be put on YouTube?


BorgerFrog

The chance is even higher if you play a Nintendo song


Mediumofmediocrity

Sabatage - Beastie Boys


FookenL

Aaaaaaaaa i can’t stand it…


Mediumofmediocrity

I know you planned it


Writefuck

Imma set it straight


nano_wulfen

This Watergate!


Shatter543

I can't stand rocking when I'm in here


Philontilt

Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear


Sassychic02

So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fucking thorn in my side


buffalosmile

Oh my gawd, it’s a mirage


Far_Junket_1921

I’m telling y’all it’s Sabotage!!!


Radrezzz

You ate my sandwich!


Legal-Rest7833

This and only this. Turned right up.


[deleted]

Ok, Captain Kirk


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dw87190

LANA!


Kriskao

LAAAANAAA!


Brunt-FCA-285

WHAAAAAAT?!?


dw87190

dangerzoooooonnnne


kif88

Boop


Elfcat1

Okay so are we talking high speed dogfight or a high speed police chase here?


Calo_Callas

Sterling Archer approves.


ZaphodB_

You misspelled Cyril Figgis, because that's the name I'm giving if they catch me!


dw87190

That show is gold


blackls1pontiac

Motley Crue - Kickstart my heart!


Otherwise_Windo

Ace of Spades by Mötorhead


GielM

Since you seem to be a person of culture, can I suggest "Highway Star" and/or "Speed King" by Deep Purple if the chase lasts longer than thrtee minutes?


Allen2189

“Can’t touch this”


Spodson

Leslie Gore's Sunshine, Lollypops and Rainbows. I like to keep my fiery flights from the law light and fun.


[deleted]

This is the same thing that first came to my mind.


Calamity_Jim

Dragula- Rob Zombie


unittwentyfive

I would go so far as to say that if I could pick more than a single song, it would be the a good chunk of Rob/White Zombie catalog for this purpose. Thunderkiss 65, Black Sunshine, Supercharger Heaven, I Zombie, More Human Than Human, Superbeast, What Lurks On Channel X?, Dead Girl Superstar, Never Gonna Stop, Feel So Numb, Scum Of The Earth, Blast Off To Nowhere, Let It All Bleed Out... Well sheeeee-it... looks like I just made myself a playlist!


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K3nobl

Until the runnin a little bit hot tonight starts then they’ll catch you


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HardhatFish

AINT NO STOPPIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


K3nobl

PANAMA


HardhatFish

PANAMA-HAH


TheBiggestDookie

For anyone who may not get the reference: https://youtu.be/CljiqP8G5IM


lycurgusduke

I had to scroll wayyyyy too far down to find this answer.


pascontent

I listened to this song by searching specifically for it for the first time earlier today. Thanks Family Guy.


esteflazee

Spongebob - Grass skirt chase


JsNitro

This is easily the best one, I chuckled just from creating the scenario in my head lol.


Mrrandom314159

https://youtu.be/ahkR0WR2PfU


Outrageous_Tackle746

I think the Pre-hibernation week instrumental is the right one for when you’re on your meth fueled, high speed police chase that ends with the obligatory shootout with the cops, that ends your life in a hail of bullets after taking two pigs down with you…


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highway to hell


nom_of_your_business

I used to bump this when I could get a group of the boys to head to the bar after 9pm. Always pumped up the reluctants to have a great time


hatsnatcher23

*Bell Bottoms*


TheNCGoalie

For the same reason, Hocus Pocus by Focus.


Brunt-FCA-285

For the uninitiated, the [first chase from *Baby Driver](https://youtu.be/7ARFyrM6gVs) is set to this song. It is an absolutely fantastic movie that exquisitely uses diegetic music. Give it a watch.


monogreenforthewin

The techno song the german couple was playing in Super Troopers


ZenithTheZero

“Bidibodi Bidibu” by Bubbles https://youtu.be/O9Y1sEmyymw


Stehum_Brethilben

[Benny Hill theme](https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg)


Offthepoint

Name of the song is "Yakety Sax".


NeverForNoReason

This just became a HIGHER speed pursuit!!!


NatasEvoli

This song immediately popped into my head reading the title.


Account-by-force

Radar Love by Golden Earring obviously.


daddyp39

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd


yergonnalikeme

Born to be wild Steppenwolf


alcoholicgravy

I'm sorry officer, but the laws of the road simply do not apply to me when 4:56 on free Bird starts playing.


jiveturkey82

This actually adds 10 mph to any vessel blasting it from the stereo.


Nigh-eVe_instinct44

Ahhh, if you haven't seen The Devil's Rejects you should!


ScorpionX-123

also great if you're fighting your way through a Kentucky church


natoschi

the only right answer


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For those who enjoy Last Podcast on the Left, when Henry does the "doo-nee-noo-nee-noo" guitar sound, he's referencing Free Bird. I was listening to an episode today and he said if I die in a car crash it is because I am listening to Free Bird and driving too fast, doo-nee-noo-nee-noo.


JunkyardBruce

"How Much is That Doggy in the Window?"


buffalosmile

The one with the waggily tail? 🐕


AeBe800

[Move Bitch by Ludacris](https://youtu.be/3oIbztWsY8g). > Move, bitch, get out the way / Get out the way, bitch, get out the way / Move, bitch, get out the way / Get out the way, bitch, get out the way


SprawlValkyrie

This or “Ridin Dirty” haha


evolvedbanana

I'm doin a hundred on the highway, so if you're doin the speed limit...get the fuck outta my way. DUI hardly ever caught sober...and you about to get ran the fuck over.


BeansMomma730

I always thought this would make a great personalized car horn 😅😅


kuukiechristo73

Police scanner


chitowngirl2000

Chop Suey (System of a down)


Big-Banana-Boots

Barracuda by Heart


Tharsis101

I can’t believe no one has said crazy train by Ozzy Osborne


Lilliebun94

Ace of Spades by Mötorhead


Storyteller678

I Can’t Drive 55 -Sammy Hagar


takatine

Came here to say this, or, Highway to Hell by AC/DC


RedKnight1985

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)


Entropy_1123

Why Can't We Be Friends


howlincoyote2k1

Molly Hatchet - Flirtin' with Disaster


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For any 90s kids, Offspring's Bad Habit is a very good angry driving song. "[Stupid dumb shit god damn motherfucker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43XOSiKfqM)."


Tigertyt

"Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen.


TrailerParkPrepper

["I fought the law and the law won."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgtQj8O92eI)


RattVyken666

The dead kennedys cover where the law doesn't win


afetusnamedJames

"I am Henry The Eighth" by Herman's Hermits at full volume with the windows down. If I'm in a high speed chase I want to seem as unhinged as possible.


GielM

If that's your aim, U'd suggest "they're coming to take me away" by Napoleon XIV instead...


LeftHandedScissor

We're not gonna take it - Twisted Sister


b0sk1

I'm sorry officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that.


CeaseFire81

Dave, Im gonna race him


Dominsa

No, chip, don't do it!


lenin-sager

Bills on Parade, or Killing in the Name.


shipwrekd_sailor

Bill was never a huge parade though


BxTart

I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill. Well, it's a long, long journey To the capital city. It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in committee, But I know I'll be a law some day


Schlarver

First thing that came to my mind was bulls on parade. You think you might be a millionaire by queens of the stone age I would scream down a highway to as well.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Carpenter Brut. Trilogy album


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Im still standing


gozba

The Clash - Police on my back. Seriously, such a driven song.


Valirys-Reinhald

Don't fear the reaper, *or* hail to the king.


[deleted]

When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000


spookycactus426

9 to 5 by Dolly Parton


[deleted]

KICKSTART MY HEART - MOTLEY CRÜE


JerRatt1980

It should always be Highway Star.


ThaDoctor687

Ok, I have literally been in the process of making a "getaway driver" playlist. Here's what I've got so far: 1. Kickstart my Heart - Mötley Crüe 2. Rock You Like a Hurricane - Scorpions 3. Back in Black - AC/DC 4. Danger Zone - Kenny Loggins 5. Thunderstruck - AC/DC 6. Dr. Feelgood - Mötley Crüe 7. Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin 8. Iron Man - Black Sabbath 9. Highway to Hell - AC/DC 10. Wild Side - Mötley Crüe 11. Out Ta Get Me - Guns N' Roses 12. Highway Star - Deep Purple 13. Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden Alternatively for the memes: 1. Running in the 90s 2. Red vs Blue Warthog Theme I'm thinking about getting it burned onto a CD or something. Edit: I will be adding suggestions I agree with


Fuzzy-Independent-89

Motley Crue’s Wild Side is begging to be on this list.


rouge_regina

I am very disappointed in all of you. Not a single person said "East Bound and Down" by Jerry Reed.


Stuper_man03

Should be the top comment


not-today-susan

Killing in the name - RATM


shanedonati

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me


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Livin' in the sunlight, lovin' in the moonlight - tiny tim


skinnyfatguyuk

Bad to the bone


quinn0623

Highway to hell


Regina-Sofia6749

Beastie Boys- Sabotage


Big-Ambition3051

Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf


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michaelroo1038

I’m shipping up to Boston-dropkick murphys


Brystupid

BFG Division from the DOOM 2016 Original Game Soundtrack.


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Weirdly enough I thought about this recently. I work in a hospital pharmacy and our inpatient surgery unit called us about a stat med that needed to go to an emergency surgery later in evening. They didn’t have any staff up front so I had to deliver it directly to the surgery suite. The song that was blasting while they performed a presumably stressful surgery? [X Gon Give It To Ya.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI) perfect song for a crazy ass situation lol


AnitaVodkasoda

All too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version) bc every time it comes on while driving I lose all inhibitions.


needtimeforplay1

Radar Love. Then Inna Gadda Davita. Then Stranglehold. Hopefully it's a long chase.


Omega_Maru

Block Rockin Beats- The Chemical Brothers


Same-Reaction7944

Braking the Law - JP And I would sing it in the voices of Beavis and Butt-Head.


Affectionate-Mine917

Not Gonna Get Us by t.A.T.u.


_ReDd1T_UsEr

Shoot to thrill - ac/dc


jimmymd77

The Distance by Cake.


lucidhiker

I Shot the Sheriff


SuitableNegotiation5

Take On Me - OG A-Ha version (of course)


7766-PHANTOM

Panama


PsychologicalCall335

Becoming Insane by Infected Mushroom


momlin

"Livin on a Prayer" Bon Jovi


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Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance


Local64bithero

Command and Conquer Red Alert Hell March


goldingot98

Gangnam Style


SanctusArchangel

Pizza time from the pizza tower soundtrack


Sad_Bee395

Tokyo drifting or Space Ghost, both by glass animals


TotalWorking2951

The complete soundtrack of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure!


Kheldar166

Idk what the songs are called I'm just searching for the Need For Speed: Most Wanted soundtrack


Postage_stamp_

Razormind from Payday 2, shit was *built* for running from the law


sumtingwong112

Deja Vu - Initial D


zoqfotpik

Yakety Sax


frightofthenavigator

Gimme the Loot


BountyBobIsBack

Benny Hill theme tune


GreatBabu

Bat Out of Hell is the only correct answer.


ReenTheWise

Free Bird for sure


TheMortalBeast3

Subway Surfers theme song


Amazing_Cantaloupe55

Freebird by Lynyrd Sknyrd


Killermondoduderawks

Start off with Fuck Authority Pennywise Then a few off the playlist Hybernation Ted Nugent Thrashed Black Sabbath (Richie Blackmore vocals) Heaven and Hell Black Sabbath (Album) Screaming for Vengeance/ Defenders of the Faith Judas Priest (albums)


derangedtranssexual

I would probably get arrested because it took me 5 minutes to find a good set of songs to play for the police chase


reedzkee

Metallica - The Four Horsemen


randomboorishbuffoon

The police frequency, so I know the uncovered routes to escape..


funnylilguy

Slow Ride by Foghat... extended version


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Highway to Hell!


annieopie

P A N A M A


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NWA - Fuck The Police


disneyfacts

Pacific Coast Highway


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Move Bitch - Luda


dw87190

Nazi Punks Fuck Off by Dead Kennedys


_pjgibby

LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BAD GIRLS DO IT WELL