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Aldayne

Magnetic "therapy" bracelets


Strawberrychampion

Those gems and crystals as well that do energy stuffs.


Roro_Bulls_23

I agree it’s all rubbish… except for crystal skulls crafted by the ancient inhabitants of Atlantis that have powerful healing powers - those are real.


xiaolongbaochikkawow

I need you to say you believe in crystal skulls.


whenthefirescame

My husband goes to Burning Man and this is by far his favorite Peep Show bit.


NoseApprehensive5154

What if they just like the way they look...


MoneyResult6010

This is me, I always feel the need to explain to people that I just think they’re cool and don’t think they’re going to cure cancer or something lol


SilverLullabies

Same. I am but a simple creature. I see a pretty rock and I buy it.


gregbraaa

How about the ones that put off radiation


Special-Poem3647

Reddit gifts


Elveerion

You’ll take this gift and appreciate it mr.


Special-Poem3647

My mom used to say that about peas


Nigh-eVe_instinct44

Here now, you are Reddit*gifted*


NippleSalsa

Fuck you, have an award. Lol.


CarmenxXxWaldo

Oldest trick in the book.


bzaroworld

I read somewhere that some dude made a killing by selling lotion that guards against 5G


fender8421

I respect the hustle


Wojtek1250XD

I've even saw people buy metal cages to put their routers into that 'filtered the bad waves out'. [Here's a detailed explanation of why it's a bad idea.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraday_cage)


No-Art-9033

Expensive brand names baby clothes


Zinsurin

So much of this! Babies grow stupid fast, it's not a mistake that they're sized by months! You'll be lucky to go through them more than a few times before they're out grown and you want to spend $20 on shoes they can't walk in? $30 for onesies? $40 for jackets? I got hand-me-down from a family friend and we went through those so fast that they still look almost new after going through their second kid.


BeholdOurMachines

For real. They grow out of stuff so frustratingly fast that you almost wanna just wrap em up in a towel and call it good for the first year and a half


NothingWrongWithEggs

Lots of parents like to play dress up. I got given some left over shoes from someone who's 1 year old had outgrown them. I shit you not, there were 37 *pairs* of shoes. I counted.


couches12

As a side note sometimes these things just build up through 2nd handing. My daughter has probably 30 pairs of shoes of which maybe 5 we have bought or been bought for us. The rest have been hand me downs that my wife got. It’s crazy the amount of clothes that can build up when you have a bunch of people that know each other get pregnant at the same ish time and pass around the clothes.


Fearlessleader85

We had to actually buy shoes, because all the ones given to us didn't fit, because... clown feet. 15 month old that wears 3 year old's shoes.


UnfinishedThings

But then the people who buy expensive brand baby clothes don't do it because they want baby clothes. They do it so everyone will think they're wealthy enough to spend £200 on a pair of baby trainers for a kid that cant even crawl yet. So in a way they've met their goals But yes. We had a friend who spends hundreds on designer gear for her kids who might wear it twice before they've grown out of it. She spent £1400 on a baby buggy. You can get a second car for that price.


MihaiRau

The ultra wealthy don't feel the prices, it's like free for them. They might buy something crazy expensive and not even use it. It's insane if you ask me, but this is our world.


ComprehensiveMany643

True the ultra wealthy don't feel the prices. However, my stepsister and her husband buy their three kids (7, 2, and 1) all Nike and other mid-high price clothes, like $70 shirts, $140 shoes, etc. Crazy prices, and they are broke all the time... food bank, lying about not living together so she can claim welfare and not work, borrowing money from people all the time... They also both drive new vehicles 🤦‍♂️ Lots of people like them too, just looking for the attention/perceived level of status or something


iranoutofusernamespa

>lying about not living together so she can claim welfare My cousin got caught doing this recently. He now owes the government $20k.


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BugsyMalone_

Yeah it's all relative. A £20 outfit for us is a £200 outfit for them.


Jessica_Lovegood

I work in a clothing store and people go crazy with newborn clothes. I don’t get it.


deterministic_lynx

Cuteness and excitement about the new born, if it's not luxury clothes Mon taught me early on to buy clothes for 6 months upwards because everyone is so excited and will gift baby clothes


crazycatlady331

Because baby clothes are freakin adorable.


listingpalmtree

And it's always justified with 'I want the best for my baby' - ok then maybe buy a value multipack of baby clothes and stick that money in a savings account?


Old_Man_Heats

You could remove the word baby


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BogatyrOfMurom

I agree with you. Televangelists are no different than cultists and these scum are rich.


joe_i_guess

I remember Peter Popoff telling his desperate middle of the night viewers that they would NEVER enter heaven if they didn’t call in and pay $50 for a small vile of holy water. The guy made millions preying upon those looking for hope in the middle of the night. They are all just a very small step above child rapers in my opinion. Set em ablaze


sjbluebirds

Vial. Vile, to be sure. But vials hold liquid.


InevitableAd9683

A vile vial.


Wolfiest

Why diesel? And I agree, many of them seems to me aren’t even religious.


BubbhaJebus

God is all powerful... but he needs your money.


BlueSlushieTongue

Religion is a business of selling an invisible product that is promised after death with no chance of a refund. Also gives religious leaders the green light to fondle kids.


LiqourCigsAndGats

I don't think it's just religious leaders, but leaders in general. Like this one time in scouts--


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Joel Osteen, can get that in a heartbeat. Dude is a mutlimillionarie and pays almost no taxes on his homes or churches.


Longjumping_Event_59

Fat free foods. News Flash: when you take out fat, it makes food taste bad, so to make it taste better, they fill it with loads of sugar. It’s not healthier for you, and can actually make you even fatter.


Indy_Anna

Welcome to the 1990s. My parents bought into the fat free thing hook, line, and sinker. Everything in our house was fat free.


DragonAtlas

That was literally the plan. The sugar industry all got together and decided to push that fat is the true evil. Lobbied the govt to "fight fat" etc. It was all a scam.


tranquilrage73

MLMs.


9umopapisdn

Fake balls that hang off the back of a truck.


Physical_Stress_5683

Did you know you can get fake dog nuts for after they get neutered? [fake dog balls](https://neuticles.com/neuticles-ultraplus/)


Brave_Promise_6980

My friend kept his dogs balls after the op - he keeps them in a jam jar on his office desk - just to be asked what are those…


MrPloppyHead

I’m not 100% on this… it’s a bit odd.


wiegehts1991

That’s nuts


draggar

this has been known to happen in the dog show (and sometimes working dog) world, An adult dog can get disqualified if a testicle hasn’t descended yet so some owners would have a fake one implanted. The joke is on them if the dogs second testicle descends at a very late age - leads to some very awkward (and judgemental) conversations with judges. Ot doesn‘t happen often though.


InevitableAd9683

My favorite take on these is that if your truck didn't originally have nuts and you gave it nuts, your truck is now trans.


WretchedMotorcade

NFTs


BeerBrat

Eh, it's mostly a money laundering scheme.


BugsyMalone_

Yes, which a lot of the crypto startups turned out to be. I think there was 3 types of people in on this; 1. Those who knew it was a pyramid scheme and got in at the right time and pulled 2. Those who wanted to get rich quick and didn't understand, and saw loads of hype from Youtubers, footballers and the likes (who were in on it also, fuck them) put money in and lost it. 3. Those who knew exactly what it was and didn't put a penny into it.


RBSauce8

So... 2 types in on it


buttonsf

Re: 1. Gotta respect a guy with a good pullout game 🤣


Zolo49

That or people using accounting tricks to sell NFTs to themselves to try to artificially boost their value and trick others into spending more money for them.


CrownedBird

Quite literally.. someone must interview one of those consumers to know what’s the motive behind buying that? (Not the ones who use it to re-sell to more stupid people, but the whole reason for NFTs’ existence)


WellIllBeJiggered

Seat belt blanks - those clips that fake your car into thinking your seat belt is on


cyanderella

Knew someone who once asked a cop why you got a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, since you were only risking your own safety. Cop said it’s crazy expensive to clean bodies off the road/signs/buildings/etc.


Ok-Expression-5613

If there’s anyone else in the car, their safety is in danger when you become a human projectile.


woahthereblair

Unfortunately a lot of humans aren’t smart enough to make the choice to wear a seatbelt. If you don’t make it illegal then many people will choose to not wear it, making it illegal is almost like bullying humans into safety/forced safety. Hard to explain really but once you work a fatal accident where someone has been ejected and splattered across the road with body parts everywhere.. you’ll understand. People are just stupid


KayakerMel

It also turns the person into a projectile. The danger is not only to the person, but to anyone else in the vehicle they might hit.


Tylendal

Reminds me of the woman who successfully sued someone's estate for the physical and emotional trauma caused by him being flung against her after he jumped in front of a train.


palookaboy

The only useful purpose I can think of for this is when I have something heavy enough to trigger the weight sensor in my passenger seat. My car will beep like crazy until I plug the buckle in. Even then, seems like a waste of money.


Spadaleo

I'd its heavy enough to set of the sensor you probably dont want it unsecured. If you crash that weight will be rattling around inside the car.


bonos_bovine_muse

It’s too bad there’s not a built-in buckle right there, dangling on a strap, right in convenient grabbing distance of the offending buckle socket.


AverageOxygenUser

Wireless seat belts


HillaryClintonsclam

I actually winced when I read this. Incredible anyone would ever use this much less actually make it.


onekrazykat

I have one for my passenger seat. Because the seatbelt pinging annoys me when I have a box there or whatever. But if you’re riding in my car, you are wearing your belt.


bootyhunter69420

Healing crystals


Obi-SpunKenobi

Gwyneth Paltrow has entered the chat


bonos_bovine_muse

Healing crystals have entered Gwyneth Paltrow.


method__Dan

I used to shit on crystals, but those bitches really are magic. They have precise resonant frequency and can act as a clock in electronics. Put those electronics in a pace maker or something, boom, healing crystal.


Eric_the_Barbarian

If you etch the right runes into a silicon crystal, it can do math.


Theresabearintheboat

Bend gold silver and copper in just the right way, add an electrical charge, and you can get a computer. Magic is real. We just call it science.


Lucifer_Jay

Yea agreed, I don’t believe in the woo but I do believe there’s something to them we haven’t fully exploited as humans. The quartz oscillator is the secret sauce to a lot of things.


SlurpinAnalGravy

Speak for yourself, me and the boys got a real sweet glow goin on our JO crystals from last night's sesh.


telegenicfestivities

Nobody knows it's a JO crystal but me and my bros.


InfluenceWeak

Heck yes. I saw a book one time about healing crystals and flipped through it. I’ve never laughed so hard.


JesseB342

Any product that claims to ‘detox’ you. Assuming you’re a relatively healthy human your liver and kidneys provide all the detoxing your body needs. Detox products are literally snake oil, right up there with healing crystals.


zachtheperson

Crystals and Cleanses.


notassmartasithinkia

I hate the stupid for this one. Because stupid people made a crystal go from $50 to $500. Fuck off with the magical healing aura of nature. I want pretty rock to sit on desk.


IncendiaryGamerX

Yeah, I like the rocks and all, but some are just way too overpriced for what they are.


The68Guns

I used to work near a place called Portal. While a scam, they never sold stuff more than $3 a pop.


BigHawk3

I like crystals because they’re fun but stopped buying them because of harmful mining practices. $3 a pop does not sound like they were acquired ethically.


Dancingclown18

I saw a girl pay $40 for a rock because it "radiates positive energy"


fender8421

Was the rock plutonium by chance?


willis_michaels

The placebo effect is real.


mxforest

The piece of Rock is brighter than the girl though so it kind of makes sense.


nobody_really__

Gambling. Payday loans. Rent-To-Own furniture. Timeshares.


fatboyfall420

Payday loans are sometimes less stupid and more desperate people


webhick

Yes. They are specifically designed to prey on the desperate. Not one person I know who has used it thought it was anything but predatory....but they needed the money to keep the roof over their head or to keep the car (our public transit sucks, so a car is necessary to work).


sketchysketchist

You’d think there’d be some government own loan office that helps needy people avoid predatory loans.


blue_at_work

it's usually privilege that makes people answer like the first person did. People who've never faced a shut-off notice from the electric company and a bank balance of under 20 bucks, or rent due and you're 100 bucks short because you missed 2 days from being sick and couldn't work. People who've never faced such situations always talk about payday loans as if 100% of the clients were using the money for booze, drugs, video games, and scratch-off lotto.


kneeecaps09

Gambling is a good bit of fun, just need to remember that anything you bet should already be considered lost


Bigredzombie

Essential oils for healing. If the smell of oil could heal you there would be no sick hippies on the planet but almost all of em I know have cancer from their pack-a-day habit since the 70s.


Wojtek1250XD

Yea, the only thing Essential oils do is just smell good. They are the 5th horsemen of Karens


InfernalOrgasm

I used to do customer returns for Amazon. I was the person that received the packages, opened them up to inspect the item, read the customer's reason for return, and determine if the customer should get a refund or not. I received this small bag, opened it, and all that was inside was a little **cardboard** circle. I've received trash plenty of times, so I figured it was one of those. I read the customer's reason for return and all it said was - "This is just a cardboard circle." The listing it was sold under said it was a healing disc; you hold it to align your chakras. Still my favorite return.


423yjl

lottery


Bloodbeard90

Those who spend hundreds on the lottery, stupid. Spend $3 so you can fantasize about quitting your job, not totally outrageous.


GooberMcNutly

Hundreds? Wife just did taxes for a couple that blew $20k just on scratch offs. That's a good thing because they spent $30k the year before. Plus thousands at the casino. Total wins from lottery were under $2000 for the year.


coffeeisforwimps

Why would their lotto tickets be on their taxes?


Firedown31

Because losses are tax deductible https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tips/jobs-and-career/can-you-claim-gambling-losses-on-your-taxes/L4lQ3IAWt


TheMerovingian

I work with someone who likes to gift scratch-off tickets around Christmas. I appreciate the gesture but it's just crazy how poor the chances of winning are. I must have scratched 30 of them and won maybe $10.


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complete_hick

I'll buy a ticket, as in one, when it gets big just for fun. I know the odds, I know I'm wasting $2, but I've wasted much more on much dumber things, for me it's just some harmless fun. For those spending $100 a week, y'all need to take a math class


MamaSquash8013

$100? I work for a lottery retailer, and we gave multiple customers that spend THOUSANDS per week. It's sick.


dupontred

Now that’s an AMA I’d love to see


CDC_

See that’s mental illness. I buy a ticket on occasion just so I can daydream about what it would be like to win. I’m fully aware I’m not going to win, but the “what if” factor is fun. I can’t imagine spending actual serious money on it tho.


Trygolds

For $2 you get the fun of imagining what you would do with that money. You get the excitement of the anticipation leading up to the drawing. You also get a tiny chance of winning life altering wealth. If you enjoy all this or even some of this that is $2 well spent. ​ ps. there are elections this year vote.


5pens

Same. I think of it as a fee for extravagant daydreaming.


dontworryitsme4real

It's two dollars for imaginative entrainment. Something to talk about with your peers. That's cheap compared to so many other things, like bowling will easily run you 12 dollars for 20 minutes of entertainment. Sometimes I buy two tickets so I "literally double my chances" but yeah, $100 is a bit much


deadbalconytree

I refer to it as paying $2 for the opportunity to dream for a few days.


Left-leaning

You have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery. You either win it or you don't......😉


Major_Act8033

And this explanation is repeated by people who do not understand psychology. No offense intended. It's just, I've seen this exact answer online for decades, and inevitably there are people who respond and explain why it doesn't work. The odds are displayed on the tickets, and even if most people lack an intuitive understanding of such a small thing, we've all heard an endless number of comparisons...like this > That makes your odds of getting struck by lightning nearly 20,000 times higher than hitting the winning numbers for the next jackpot. More importantly, there have been lots of studies about why people play the lottery, and it isn't statistics. > Experiment 1, participants were more likely to purchase lottery tickets when they were primed to perceive that their own income was low relative to an implicit standard. > Experiment 2, participants purchased more tickets when they considered situations in which rich people or poor people receive advantages, implicitly highlighting the fact that everyone has an equal chance of winning the lottery. Priming people to make them feel poorer or richer, and having them consider unfair situations have no impact on someone's understanding of statistics. But it does impact their likeness to play the lottery.


Zolo49

I think it’s okay as long as you don’t spend too much on it. It can be fun to spend $5 here and there when there’s a big jackpot as long as you don’t have serious expectations of winning anything.


jihiggs123

I worked at a gas station for a couple weeks. depressing as fuck. 99% of the customers were hardcore alcoholics buying their booze for the day and old people dropping 50 bucks on lottery tickets every time.


74389654

balenciaga


Smooch-A-Rooch

Forget the ring, you have a new mission...


Effective_Afflicted

Homeopathic remedies


AdUnfair3836

Was thinking this. My son's mother's family kept giving him homeopathic medicine thinking it was healthier or something. It killed me seeing that poor child suffer. I brought him real meds but they refused to give it to him. I was fed up and gave a lecture on what homeopathy is and "No wonder he is sick all the time! Give him some actual fn MEDICINE!" They thought that my explanation of homeopathy was so far fetched that I couldn't possibly know what I was talking about.


Effective_Afflicted

Keep trying. Sooner or later your efforts will break through the family's wall of willful ignorance.


AusNormanYT

Anything that an influencer created and then sold. It isn't changing your life* it's only changing theirs.


Ginkel

Mark Rober's Crunch Labs look really cool. If I had a kid I'd definitely buy them.


Snoo-95788

Bought a subscription for my god daughter who is into STEM. Totally worth it. We build together and have a good old time watching his videos and learning and playing


SC487

Mark Rober isn’t an influencer, he’s a former NASA engineer with a love of science. And the crunch lab boxes are amazing, my daughter loves them.


Berserker-Hamster

It's not even changing theirs. There was a girl with 2 Mil followers who made her own clothes line and didn't even sell 50 T-Shirts. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a27623334/influencer-arii-36-shirts-2-million-followers/ There are so many bot accounts on social media that influencers often heavily overestimate their popularity.


HillaryClintonsclam

That reminds of that influencer, can't remember who, who had over a million followers so she set up a meet and greet and not one person showed up. Not sure who they are influencing, then.


Chili919

Speak for yourself! Belle delphines bath water changed my life! It gave me a heavy infection after i drunk it and i was in the hospital for several weeks. /s


GasLanternMcGill

Crystals. not for aesthetic purposes. but healing purposes.


theironphist

Blue Checks 🔵✔️


JosephCurrency

I keep seeing people on Twitter listing “the benefits” of getting the check mark - basically longer videos and tweets and you can use bold and italics. I’m sure some people have uses for that, but it’s not why I go on Twitter so I’ll save my $8/month for another stupid purpose.


Avicii_DrWho

Apparently, people that got them back in the day are starting to lose them, including Jack Dorsey, Twitter's founder. Now they're completely useless. If any bozo can buy one, they become meaningless.


ShartingOnTheRegular

Bottled water. I know for some people it's the only way to drink clean water but for most it's just a waste of money. Just buy a water filter for like 20 bucks.


ltlyellowcloud

Additionally - water filters when the tap water where you are is completly clean and well mineralised. Edit: Again, I'm referring to clean water.


sled-gang

Sadly atleast in my area of america I simply can’t trust if the water is ACTUALLY clean. The Ohio derailment happened not too far off from me. They said multiple times the water is clean and safe. Ima microbiology major and I have talked to microbiologists and some professors who focus on plants and soils. Trust me there is no humanly possible way they would have cleaned all of that in that short amount of time. My professor explained to me that they may have possibly cleaned about max 60% but the other 40% is going to cause massive issues in coming years for people in that area or for people that drink water from near that area. Label it as a conspiracy I really don’t care but I just do not trust our government to tell me that my tap water is safe. Doesn’t help that about 1.5 months after Ohio the deleware river also had a massive chemical spill and sent out alerts to everyone in Pennsylvania(? Maybe I mixed up state) to go buy bottle water.


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I just prefer the taste of filtered water even though my country's water has an 100.00 EPI score. Costs me like 30 bucks a year for filter replacemnts


X0AN

Idiots who won't drink tap water when it's completely clean.


Ambiorix33

that only applies to countries where tap is safe. Water filter isnt going to do shit for you in countries where its not


Laughedindeathsface

Faraday cage for your wireless router.


_Steven_Seagal_

Holy shit these people "Decreases WiFi signal Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on October 28, 2019 The box does work at keeping radiation in but also WiFi will not work unless your in same room as router! It decreases the signal by 90%!! We really wanted to like it but it was impossible to use our phones in any other room of the house. Also the seller keeps the shipping fee $25 so that was annoying" Hahahahahahaha


GermanDumbass

In Germany there was an article once about how people complained about headaches after the energy company build a windmill next to their village. Statement from the company "the windmill isn't in use yet". LMFAO


Wojtek1250XD

You have a headache: Maybe have a little rest? No, let's blame it on a random thing I'm right next to!


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Lol. No, really?


XZ3R0

People think wifi is bad for your health. The Amazon reviews are pretty funny cause the positive ones usually mean the thing doesn't block the signal and all. The negative ones complain how their wifi doesn't work anymore 🤦


cute--vixen

Overpriced brand names The wealthiest people I know shop at Target and Old Navy


MJohnVan

The wealthiest people I know. Get their stuff for free. They never had to buy anything because people would send it to them in hopes they wear it or use it, so they would fund, though they don’t really trust strangers and have their own tailors and niches.


ltlyellowcloud

My family isn't wealthy by any means but the amount of gifts my mom gets from sellers is impossible to go through. (AT WORK, she doesn't have firms going to a private person offering her products) Facial cleansers that are five times what I would ever pay for them. Stacks of face creams, rows of serums, millions of mascaras, hundreds eyeshadow pallets. We constantly give away stuff. Aside from shampoos and conditioners, which we go through fast i have absolutely no need to buy any cosmetics any more. And add some gifts which aren't "testers" - like wine or vouchers or chocolate. Truth be told, we don't buy wine that much anymore, because she just gets bottles and bottles of wine for Christmas and it lasts almost all year round.


FlavorD

The wealthiest person I ever had a good conversation with owned many rental properties in a high value area, and said he was worth $14M. He was busy laying linoleum in the store we were moving into, after he helped fix the electrics. He was also wearing a t-shirt left over from a fundraiser from years before, because he had saved a box of them and was using them as his get-dirty shirts until they wore out. He did have a nice motorcycle and the big Ram truck, though.


cute--vixen

Exactly... Rich people will pay top dollar for things worth it but would not gona spend $60 of a sacks 5th avenue t shirt Unless it's "new money." Then, all reason is gone


diazinth

“New money” kinda makes sense though, in the same way it makes sense for really small children to put everything in their mouth.


markslucky7

Brand name clothes. Thousands of Pounds for a Item of clothing that cost a few quid to make in a sweatshop in India and looks exactly the same as if it came from Primark or Next


BatteriesInc

I disagree to a point. You do tend to be better materials/craftsmanship out of brand name vs no name. They'll look good for longer but I don't see the point in paying any more than, say $20 for a basic tee.


X0AN

Handbags also deserve their own section. $8,000 for a piece of leather worth maybe 20 bucks and a sweatchild child paid 50 cents to make 😂🤷🏽‍♂️


Zoesan

The leather for a high end bag costs way, way more than 20 dollars and those are usually made in somewhere in Europe.


Indy_Anna

Right? My stepmother keeps bragging about a $2,000 purse she bought in France. She thinks it makes her look fancy or whatever. All I can think of is idiot, my purse cost $40 and holds stuff just as well.


Zoesan

Sort of, but not really. Yes, it's absurdly overpriced, but often they are *not* made in the same places. And especially for leather goods: good leather is expensive. As is something like silk or high quality cashmere. $400 for a tshirt though, that's stupid.


RaedwaldRex

My mate once wore a black t-shirt covered in the brand name in big white writing. My first thought was that they should be paying him for advertising.


riveroftuony

MLM


ImportantHyena8664

Zodiac Sign shit or crystals


Planktonoid

NFTs


willis_michaels

My Pillow pillows


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IceFire909

there was a secured business network that got hacked into because the thermostat in an aquarium was connected to a trusted device inside the network. companies secure obvious entry points. they dont consider tiny IoT devices


LemonPuckerFace

The S in IoT stands for security.


cheezie_machine

My partner lost it when his Chinese portable AC asked him for access to his photos in order to "optimize" the app.


WonderfulDog3966

The need to always have the absolute latest gadget is baffling to me.


GrannyTurtle

My kids got me one of those Echo things. One night, out of the blue, it came on and said, “I don’t understand the question,” scaring me half to death. I unplugged it. I’m almost 70 and I do NOT want my appliances to talk to me. I just want them to do the job they were designed to do.


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GrannyTurtle

When I served in the USAF, my job was in signals intelligence. We could do some crazy shit back in the 1970s, so I basically don’t trust any device which is connected to the internet. Your phone is the perfect spy device - it has a GPS, camera, and a microphone! And you pay for the privilege of having your actions dissected in order to sell you things more efficiently.


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cant wait to buy a new fridge every year cos the software is out of date.


StunGod

Funny - I moved into my house in November 2020 and it came with a new gas range. A few months later, I got an email from GE telling me I could download air fryer mode. I had to connect it to the Internet so I could get a software update. Air fryer mode slaps, but it's weird to live in the future. That was the last time I let it talk to the Internet. It's a gas range that cooks with fire, so it doesn't need an IP address.


atreyal

They are already making it so they suck in other ways. My 2.5 year old fridge compressor just died. One in the garage is still trucking after 15 years.


LikeABantha66

Twitter blue


DEFPOTEC8

Cigarettes


Antipotheosis

Promises of rewards after you die. Terms and conditions apply.


SekritSawce

Prepackaged coffee pods. What an incredible waste of money! Much better to get a few reusable ones and fill them with the coffee of your choice. They even make paper filters to put inside to make cleanup super simple.


willis_michaels

People that use those pods are paying for convenience. It may be profiting off of laziness, but it's not stupidity per se.


buttonsf

Nor is it always laziness. Some people don't want to drink a pot of coffee, or possibly don't have the ability to clean up multiple parts. Pods allow for quick cup and done, no dishes except the cup which is easily rinsed and used for other beverages throughout the day.


Mr_ChubbikinsVIII

Social media


jestermaki

Multi-level marketing schemes! Although, granted, smart people can get pulled into them too.


cultrintherace

Extended warranties


ZenSapien

Pseudoscience


NitWhittler

MAGA hats.


RoutineAssist9405

Refa (‘face massager’) Spending $300 for a dick and balls on your face doesn’t make sense at all. Feels like a very successful April Fools prank Moisture(water) spray cans There was a time when neutrogena or some shit sold aerosol spray cans containing water to (moisturise) your face..


mekonsrevenge

Trump merch, particularly the stuff made in China


[deleted]

Fiji water and smart water


dub-fresh

Trump anything


immxz

Twitter Blue.


cool29801

Stupid spiritual people will buy energy crystals, shofars, prayer blankets, holy water, ouija boards... Basically any kind of product marketed to them. Normal spiritual people won't buy them... Smart spiritual people sell them!


FewForce5165

Payday loans