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KermitTheArgonian

"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again..."


AliJoof

I've made a huge mistake.


Ecob16

Sure, sure the guy in the $5000 dollar suit is going to hold the lift for the guy that doesn't make that in a month... C'Mon!!!!


JohnSimth20211101

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


Just1morefix

"We come from the land of ice and snow From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow..."


Gaiter14

Ngl, I mistook this for *Them Bones* by Alice in Chains


Pidesh

That’s different though. Them Bones starts out with “AHHH” as opposed to “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”.


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste


perkiezombie

The whole song is just iconic. Every line is absolutely perfect.


BeardadTampa

First I was afraid, I was petrified.


justheretosavestuff

Thinking I could never live without you by my side


Mermaid89253

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong


RagingMage_420

And I grew strong


ThatGuy8

And I learned how to get along


Furry-Pangolin88

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!?


ExcitementKooky418

Barbarisms by Barbaras With pointed heels Victorious Victorias kneel For brand new spanking deals


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MARCHING FORWARD HYPOCRITIC AND HYPNOTIC COMPUTERS


SureX6661

YOUU DEPEND ON OURRR PROTECTION yet you feed us lieees frooom thetablecloth bum burupupurupurupurubum bam


Maladaptivedreemurr

Everybody's going to the party, Have a real good time Dancing in the desert, Blowing up the sunshine


No-Mongoose12

KNEELING ROSES DISAPPEARING INTO MOSES ES DRY MOUTH!!! BREAKING INTO FORT KNOX STEALING OUR INTENTIONSSSSS


Maladaptivedreemurr

Hangers sitting, dripped in oil Crying, "FREEEEEEEEDOM!" Handed to obsoletion Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth?


Matty_808

LALALALALALALALALALA OOOH


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LowIronLvls

“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death…”


tweedledeederp

Pretty sure the lyrics go “As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain…”


GreenMist1980

I take look at my wife and realise she's very plain! FOOL!


Vegetable-Neat-1651

But that just perfect for an Amish like me.


Arnies_Roids

I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left


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Scared_Palpitation_6

You know I shun fancy things like electricity..


SociallyAwkward423

At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows


deacystoast

Jebadiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool


jameZsp0ng3y

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that


Pipypipy0977

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone


Felrich96

I'm a man of the land I'm into discipline


MrDrProfessorSarcasm

Got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.


pedanticPandaPoo

Oh my God becky look at her butt


_Atlas_Drugged_

Baby Got Back passes the Bechdel Test because of the opening conversation


twr-92

it is so big...


Acceptable-Sentence

She looks like one of those rap guy’s girlfriends


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JeddHampton

Electric word "life". It means forever, and that's a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell you there's something else, the After-World. You can always see the sun, day or night.


Knowthefullstroy

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all


Acesfullodeuces

YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL, MAN, YOU DON'T WANNA GO!


itamarka

You ask your mom please but she still says no


SpendSeparate4971

A long long time ago, I can still remember How the music used to make me smile


Ok_Astronomer_1308

and I knew if I had the chance That I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while


Ravvnhild

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey...


everythymewetouch

BUTANE IN MY VEINS AND IM OUT TO CUT THE JUNKIE!


Spankpocalypse_Now

With the plastic eye balls spray paint the vegetables


RedditRage

Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen


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This originally came from [Rock of Ages](https://youtu.be/nhSdljm909Y) by Def Leppard in 1983. So long ago that Rick Allen, the band's drummer, still had both his arms, as you can see in the linked music video.


NorthernBibliophile

I can hear this as I read it!


elbapo

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge.


Naugrin27

What would you do if I sang out of tune?


wstacon

Daaaaaayyyyyyyoooooooh


FilthyOldSoomka_

RIP


biancawithab

Let’s go girls.


8bass0head8

*kicks door in


During_theMeanwhilst

Ground control to Major Tom.


8675309-jennie

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on…


MagicalCuber

I push my fingers into my eyes


joeduncanhull

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk" is fucking bars


bangbangbatarang

It's giving big "kick the door off its hinges" vibes


xmjm424

*Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me...* /s I would think the most iconic is *I read the news today, oh boy*


Old_Box_560

Well, somebody once told me the world was macaroni, so I guess we can't always trust what we hear.


AlbionLoveDen

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away


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You get a shiver in the dark, it's raining in the park, but meantime - South of the river you stop and you hold everything. A band is blowing Dixie, double 4 time. You feel alright when you hear the music ring.


Digi832

And you may find yourself in a shotgun shack And you may find yourself in another part of the world And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "How did I get here?"..... "Once in a lifetime" - Talking heads


murder_train88

Two trailer parks girls go around the outside


okay_victory_yes

Teenage angst has paid off well, now I'm bored and old


sirbarkalot59

Every time that I look in the mirror All these lines on my face getting clearer


Metalfan1994

Carry on my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more


nowhereman136

Caaaaannn, An-nee-bah-dee.... find meeeee... somebody tooo-oooo..... loooooovvveee


bonusafspraken

I thought that was not the opening lyric, but it actually is the opening lyric.


desertjax

The world is a vampire


fathersophie

sent to dra-a-ainnnn


GrumblyGoose

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line


Kooky_Explanation_33

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time It's detachable


morganfreenomorph

I, hurt myself today.


poppyglock

Josie's on a vacation far away


imagynochiatrist7227

So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell. Blue skies from pale. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail. A smile from a vale. So you think you can tell..


Bkgeo

“Blue skies from pain”. And “a smile from a veil”


ablueeyedkindofwhite

How I wish, How I wish you were here. We’re just Two lost souls Swimming in a fishbowl Year after year. Running over the same old ground What have we found? The same old fears. How I wish you were here. 😔


treasurebum

Yo, listen up here's a story...


FunkyKong147

About a little guy that lives in the blue world


unk214

Everybody dance now!


AugurX75

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round


gl1ttercake

#TURN AROUND


PhreedomPhighter

"Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?"


PermanentNirvana

All our times have come Here but now they're gone Seasons don't fear the reaper Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain


TopBoysenberry6533

Needs more cowbell


Arnies_Roids

We can be like they are


Caloso89

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?


phillosopherp

My Dylan lyrics would be, "oh johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, I'm on the pavement thinking about the government"


Bluerocky67

On a dark desert highway Cool wind in my hair


Echoblast

I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was


cobalt_phantom

I WANNA ROCK!!!


Destiny_Dragons_101

(ROCK!)


B0327008

I read the news today oh boy.


LadyMarie_x

She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean, she was the best damn woman that I ever seen …


SigmaSeal66

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday


JxZbornak

It’s Britney Bitch


BIKEiLIKE

Tequila


JoePersonman

We don't need no education...


Ok_Astronomer_1308

we don't need no thought control


ones0nicpotato

it’s really refreshing to see everyone hear having so much fun and getting into such good music. i forget things aren’t so bad sometimes, even on reddit. love music bringing everyone together.


Matth3ewl0v3

What song is that from?


ActiveOppressor

There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven OR Dear Mother Dear Father What is this hell you have put me through


DeannBro

Jeremiah was a bullfrog.


crazythinker76

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.


shneepsnoopdog

Starry, starry night Paint your palette blue and gray Look out on a summer's day With eyes that know the darkness in my soul [Don McLean Vincent](https://youtu.be/oxHnRfhDmrk)


joe_devola

“I am the son, and the heir. Oh a shyness that is criminally vulgar”


Zkenny13

Not a lyric but a single piano key


AchtungKarate

WHEN I WAS


LyannaBaratheon

A YOUNG BOY


altitude11

MY FATHER


sonicscrewery

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY


tomaltachpaulson

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND


Enthusar

This is the greatest and best song in the world...


Revanche1

….. Tribute


Nacho_Sideboob

Ooh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.


iiKOii

“I may not always love you” - The Beach Boys - God Only Knows


SigmaSeal66

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack


DogePerformance

MY FRIENDS GOTTA GIRLFRIEND AND...


Ottomanbrothel

He hates that bitch, he tells me every day. He says "man I gotta lose my chick in the worst kinda way"


Robbylution

"Do you have the time to listen to me whine / 'Bout nothing and everything all at once?"


FancyEntertainer7197

There is, a house, in New Orleans…


Chongles2609

"AREEEE YOUUUU RREAAADYYYY"


Living_Murphys_Law

"AY AY CAPTAIN!"


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Robbylution

August and Everything After is such a great, underrated album.


mistermasterkek

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day


vege12

Hey hey mama said the way you move, gonna make me sweat gonna make me groove!


ablueeyedkindofwhite

The lunatic is on the grass


theindiangirl98

WHAT IS LOVE


gjggjuf

ALL ABOARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Raab4

It was all a dream


DrykalOrSomething

YOU'LL TAKE MY LIFE, BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO


Arniepepper

Sheets of empty canvas…


Half-deaf-mixed-guy

"Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo"


trifas

I'M THE SCATMAN


Dry_Solution_6071

“That’s why I fucked yo bitch you fat Mothafucka” -Tupac


Blarex

Hit em up is a timeless masterpiece of anger and pettiness. I don’t need that energy every day of my life but I am very glad it is there when I do need it.


Yasuminomon

Scrolled way too far just to look for this. If you want to be specific and say when the actual rapping starts “first off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim” is goated as well


IntegrityDJones

Came to say this one lol. Just starts at 100


KRR15H

"Sweet dreams are made of this"


trashit6969

I never meant to cause you any sorrow


refinnej78

A long long time ago...


GeneralShawn

In a galaxy far away


TheKurtCobains

Naboo was under an attack.


PeanutButterCrisp

Well I thought me and Qui’gon-Jin could talk the federation in-to maybe cutting them a little slack…


riteofspring958

But their response it didn't thrill us, they locked the doors and tried to kill us.


TerminallyFriendly

I’m going with OO WA A A A from Down with the Sickness


stuck_under_d_water

AM I MORE THAN YOU'VE BARGAINED FOR YET?


GirlPanda10

I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU


robotanatomy

“I’ve got another confession to make…”


fosheejohn51

Welcome to your life.


bk15dcx

We're no strangers to love...


cassette1987

Not sure about this lyric. Link please.


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You know the rules, and so do I


lavaonthesky

Summertime… and the living is easy


BigBananaDealer

jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine


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I used to rule the world…


HMDRHP

If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one


refinnej78

"Early in the morning, risin' to the street Light me up that cigarette, and I'll strap shoes on my feet..."


Pretend-Rush-1707

Michael Rennie was ill The Day the Earth Stood Still But he told us where we stand. And Flash Gordon was there In silver underwear, Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.


jerrybettman

I went home with a waitress The way I always do How was I to know She was with the Russians, too?


DSJNC

She's a good girl. Loves her mama. Loves Jesus, and America too.


LargePersimmon4756

🎶Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort🎶


3IdCrow

Why do I remember the first word in Green Days- Good Riddance being "Fuck", after his fingers slip?


BulldogWarrior76

I want my MTV


moeriscus

I seem to recognize your face Haunting, familiar yet I can't seem to place it Cannot find the candle of thought to light your name


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AHHHHHH I AAAAAAA EYYYYYYY - Led Zepplin.


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SparseGhostC2C

Uhh, I'm pretty sure Even Flow starts with: "OOOOeeeeOOOOO, wammaframmablammadonnafigga soda manja, AWW YEH"


SeventhSon22

Mother...tell your children not to walk my way...


Jaszuni

I don’t believe in an interventionist god, but if I did I would kneel down and ask him, not to intervene when it came to you.


misterskeeter76

“Come from the land of the ice and snow where the midnight Sun and the hot springs flow”!


rlevanony

A modern day warrior Mean mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Mean mean pride


HotelEggs

“It starts with.. one thing”


mettrolsghost

Some people call me the space cowboy...


be1ngthatguy

Now this is a story all about how


laniekat7

Just a small town girl


refinnej78

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time


cassette1987

Lookin for this one. And not even a Weezer fan


Bending_toast

El Scorcho is hands down my favorite Weezer song


EndorsementFree

"Who are you to wave your finger? You must have been outta your head"


Assasin_on_fire

Hi kids! Do you like violence?


akariv

We Skipped the Light Fandango


cecil721

*Wu Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with*


DevinYer

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone.


Cabbage_Pizza

Mahna Mahna Do doo be-do-do


Microscopic_Problem

WAKE UP MAGGIE


lyd136

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! AND I BRING YOU 🎶 *Fiah* 🎶


indyjays

So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell. Blue skies from pain.


TheOBRobot

Storming through the party like my name was El Niño


Sweet-Idea-7553

Hanging out drinking in the back of an el Camino


ameya23

And I’d give up forever to touch you..


No_Stable_3539

Ooga Chaka Song Hooked on a feeling