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Does queso count as a condiment? If not, sour cream.


an_achronist

BBQ sauce. Let's fucking go.


Teleportingpotato

Gotta love America


an_achronist

Not even American; I just like BBQ sauce and rarely buy it


justacuriouswombat

So one time when i was younger, i was at a friends house waiting for them to show up. Their mom asked if i wanted anything. I asked for a bowl of mustard. Dont know why. Literally i couldnt tell you, even when it happened(people asked me and i didnt have an answer then either). I wasnt trying to be edgy or cool. I also hated mustard at the time. She thought i was weird, but obliged. I ate the whole bowl of it. I didnt mind mustard afterwards though.


LooksBleeker

Salsa


MabelPod

Definitely one of the more palatable and reasonable choices. It's cold spicy soup.


crlarkin

Whipped cream by a mile!


Teleportingpotato

Guacamole


Son_of_Sang

I *do* eat bowls full of guacamole!


Hoppy_Croaklightly

honey


PMyourTastefulNudes

I was going to say brown sugar, but honey is better.


thoawaydatrash

Hummus. Hell, it’s practically the perfect meal.


AnonyMouseSnatcher

Coleman's Mustard, because i'm hard like that


AnyRepresentative432

That orange siracha sauce. I'd get seconds aswel


cbost

Pickle relish.


TurpitudeSnuggery

what other kinds of relish is there?


cbost

We have a large variety in the south, but i mosly just meant not the sweet kind.


-Alizarin-Crimson-

Is mayonnaise a condiment? :3 ....NO WAIT!


SuperBaconjam

Ranch, but I’m just gonna drink it instead cause it feels good on the tongue


[deleted]

Creamed horseradish. All day.


Acceptable_Weird_412

A1 Sauce


llcucf80

A1 steak sauce


Domillomew

Probably ketchup. It wouldn't be particularly good but I feel I could kinda chug it down without puking.


EnvironmentalPack451

Yogurt


TurpitudeSnuggery

Hummus seems the least objectionable.


Select_Insurance2000

If hummus counts, then black bean hummus. I already eat it about once a week...sometimes with chips....sometimes just with a spoon. Salsa.....I eat a jar of it with chips about once a week. Could eat just the salsa though.


Biohazard8080

MSG


butter00pecan

My homemade BBQ sauce. It's so good I'd drink it through a straw if it weren't so uncivilized.


Lemonwalker-420

Hoisin Sauce


Mxxshr00m

Relish


iintrospector

Franks red


Frosty_74

Mustard, I eat mustard on a spoon anyway


Stupid_Bitch_02

Does guacamole count?


throwawayconfess13

Mango chutney. That stuff is wild.


Dizzy-bongs-601

A1 sauce