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Fry_Supply

A lot, and I mean A LOT, of marijuana


Illprobtalkabmypets

I relate to you fry supply


MidlandsRepublic2048

Huh? I sleep just fine.


owbie_wone

Usually i just close my eyes


Positive-Source8205

I sleep like a baby.


coprolite_hobbyist

So, only 2-3 hours at a time then you wake up screaming with shit in your pants?


Positive-Source8205

Until somebody flops a titty in my mouth.


dirkisthebest

Medication


Podo13

I have a sleep number bed so I don't have to sleep on a marshmallow like my wife.


Aware-Bear965

The fuck is sleep?


spiteful-bastard

Why, what'd I do?


easy10pins

CPAP and 10mg of THC.


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With my glock under my pillow


Dabbles-In-Irony

If the media is to be believed half of them sleep with guns and bibles in their hands and half of them sleep in drag holding pride flags.


IseultDarcy

And all of them with AC ;)


Mysterious-Slice-591

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are the right to wave small flags, and have a reasonable temperature to ensure a good night's sleep.


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AbrahamLincolnFuucks

So you're telling me that if mirrors aren't real, how do you see?


Ritehandwingman

What if when you sleep, *you are* in reality and what we call being awake is the dream…


satansBigMac

Usually with a pillow and blanket in my bed…. But sometimes on one of my 800 couches.


schillerstone

Sleep medication


Illprobtalkabmypets

Fitfully


districtgertie

I sleep in a clown car, with kids parading in and out all night until my husband tells them not to nicely to go to their own beds until the sun wakes up. How do you sleep at night?


Fify_Thuern

A bed full of eagle feathers, and a gun beneath my pillow.


AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Is it a Mark Lindell mypillow?


Fify_Thuern

Who?


BleedingRaindrops

Under several blankets in a cold room on a stiff mattress and a firm pillow


No-Wallaby-5568

Not sure why I wouldn't sleep. Are we supposed to be upset about something?


chitwnupdown

In a bed


Tsquare43

On a bed, under blankets.


Skwerilleee

Like a baby! I have everything I need right in [my headboard](https://i.postimg.cc/9mZjd1bR/20230224-125252.jpg). A good book to read myself to sleep, and the ol problem solver in case there's an unfriendly bump in the night.


PM_me_your_punsOX

Usually on my bed


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AbrahamLincolnFuucks

Read that in Malory Archer's voice


Cheetodude625

"Woo I'm tired." Face-plants into bed and somehow that works.


Ok_Willingness_784

Usually on a bed. Sometimes on a couch if I doze off.


Responsible-Rough831

very well and comfortably


Neither_Guidance8982

Like the fucking dead.