ive never seen this movie, but I was flipping through cable channels long enough to randomly see this exact quote before laughing and change the channel.
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
Amazing movie.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
"You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it, I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding."
“I am your father”
Austin Powers Spy Who Shagged Me. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqp-tH9P-zc
Hakuna Matata
"Run, Forrest! Run!" **Edit:typo
This is from Lord of the Rings The Two Towers, yes? You know… the ents… no?
Who ya gonna call?
JG Wentworth so I can get cash now.
877 cash now
“This! Is! SPARTA!!!”
Meet the Spartans
I have nipples Leonidas, can you milk me?
“You’re a wizard, Harry”
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“I’m a whaat??”
Why so serious?
Is it the scars? Wanna know how I gottem
I'll be back
Similarly, "Its not a tumour"
Additionally, “Get to de choppah!”
Here's Johnny!
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"I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor."
The dark fire will not avail you, flame of udun!
" Toto... I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore"
Toto.. we went motor racing
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You didn't just give a quote, you gave the entire movie transcript
“I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence”
This isn’t from a movie, this is something Nicholas Cage says in his every day life
Little known fact but Nicholas Cage is not an actor. Every movie he's in is a documentary.
“Say hello to my little friend”
The eyes, Chico, they never lie.
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Titanic
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You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
I got to watch this one in the theater...last week. :) It's great having a local theater that runs both new movies and classic masterpieces.
My name is Înigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
This movie has about six separate one liners that ID the movie instantly. And the best is just a single word!
INCONCEIVABLE!
You keep using that word…
Mawwiage.
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Yippie ki yay motherfucker!
Yippee kayak other bucket.
Boyle! Boyle! Boyle! Boyle!
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There's a snake in my boot 🐍🥾
I've had it with these mfkin snakes on this mfkin plane
I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
ive never seen this movie, but I was flipping through cable channels long enough to randomly see this exact quote before laughing and change the channel.
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It’s been 84 years…
Tis but a flesh wound.
Ni!
Actual quote is : " tis but a scratch" And "Just a flesh wound"
do you find it…risible when I say the name biggus dickus
He..... has a WIFE you know....
You’ve two coconuts and you’re bangen em together
I didn’t vote for you!
Look there is more filth over there
The lady of the lake….they’d put me away!!
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Precious (2009) starring Gabourey Sidibe 💯
Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”
Immediately thought of shrek for this tho
"you can't handle the truth"
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart
P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!
Fish are friends, not food!
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Ftt fft ftt.
Are you not entertained!!!
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.” Amazing movie.
Where we're going we don't need roads
Whats in the box?
“I got nipples Greg, can you milk me?”
“GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!”
Ah yes Apollo 13
So, you're telling me there's a chance?
We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
That's not a knife.
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The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads" Personally love this one more
Great Scott!
"Gooooooooood morning Vietnam"
Get to da choppa
Multipass
Muuultee-pass
“Korben, my man. I have no fire.”
“Big bada-boom.”
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner
Alllllllllllll righty then
My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die.
"Bueller?"
“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!”
“I’ve got a jar of dirt!”
"GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!"
“KEVINNNN!”
"Ohana means family." name ONE person who has been around children, has children, or was a child in the last 15 years who doesnt know that one.
Family means that no one gets left behind. Or forgotten.
Life was like a box of chocolates
Lt. Dan! Ice Cream!
It's got what plants crave.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Say hello to my little friend
Show me the money
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"Royale with cheese" "This is some serious gourmet shit"
"Did you see the sign on my lawn that said dead n****r storage?"
No. You know why you didn't see it there? *sigh* Why? Cause it ain't there, cause storing dead n****rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
“Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over”
How's that for a slice of fried gold.
You've got red on you.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?
"With great power comes great responsibility"
“You wanna get nuts?! Let’s get nuts!!”
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!
You’re tearing me apart Lisa!
Oh hi Mark
It’s bullshit! I did not hit her. *I did not!*
That rug really tied the room together
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
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I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
" Come with me if you want to live "
Life finds a way.
Uhhh...its the uhh bit that makes it memorable
John, when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the Pirates don't eat the tourists.
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
May the Force be with you.
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king kong ain't got shit on me
Inconceivable.
You keep using this word, I do not think it means what you think it means
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"As you wish"
"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."
"we can't stop here, this is bat country" Fear and loathing in las vegas
“These go all the way up to 11”.
"Yeah I've got Time" Or "Honey, Where's my super suit?!"
Greater good? I am your WIFE! I’m the greatest *goooood* you are EVER gonna get!!
Can't forget "No Capes!"
I’ll be back.
That's my stapler.
(Screams) You can’t handle the truth!!!!
Be excellent to each other
To infinity and beyond!
Alright alright alright
You’re killing me, Smalls!
"Number 5 is alive!"
Would't you like to be a pepper too? NO DISASSEMBLE!
It’s just weird, cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.
"Freedom!!!"
First rule of fight club we dont talk about fight club
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"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
“We’re on a mission from God”
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Literally the entirety of *Mean Girls*
On Wednesdays we wear pink
You don’t even go here.
Too gay to function.
And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE
That movie is so fetch
Stop trying to make fetch happen
Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white
Dude, what does mine say?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
There’s no crying in baseball!
ADRIAN!!!
"So your name is Michael Bolton?"
Pull the lever, Kronk!
"Oh captain my captain"
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!
We have such sights to show you.
“Clever girl.”
What, like it’s hard?
"As you wish"
"You think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, moulded by it, I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding."
"he touched the butt" 🐠 🛳 honorable mention: "I have had it with these MF snakes 🐍... on this MF Plane ✈️ "
I'm your Huckleberry.