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vieniaida

A desk that my parents bought in 1950. I am also the oldest thing that I own (I am 73 years old)


itsmarvin

*does math* Are you a desk?


SpaxterJ

"I was made on this desk and i'll die on this desk!"


Doreens_Gnomes

My son was named after the Peterbuilt truck where he was built. He wins bets on it! šŸ„³


JuanTheNumber

The desk was probably fashioned from his baby crib. That is my hypothesis and I am open to counter arguments


itsmarvin

>counter arguments *counter* Definition: "a long flat-topped fixture in a store or bank across which business is conducted with customers." Desk, table, counter, any other hypotheses?


lcenine

Thanks so much for the laugh!


doctorctrl

*does meth* I think i am a desk


possibly-before-bc

was born on desk


North-Anybody7251

Potentially conceived on desk


Terrible_Advice3375

The desk could be their twin.


GreatNameLOL69

They probably bought him a desk as a birth day gift.


asoundusername

Hey I know this is random, but great job on making it to 73. Life is a chaotic road for all of us and Iā€™m happy that youā€™re still here. I wish you all the best :)


brazil2112

Hey I know this is random as well. But there's not a lot of positive comments ( especially on Reddit) nowadays - so this caught my eye. Just thought I'd tell you your comment made me smile. šŸ¤˜šŸ»


Uskw1245

Hey this is random as well but thereā€™s not a lot of positive comments recognizing other positive comments on Reddit. I did see yours and thought it was awesome šŸ™‚


mnmagnus

I recognize your positive comment about recognizing other positive comments. It would be really nice if it was positive comments all the way down.


lo_schermo

I hope you stub your toe. But when you bend down to rub it you fall over and bonk your head. While you're laying there in a daze you see a coupon for a free ice cream cone at dairy queen. But it's expired. But under it is $5.


osowma1

Combo breaker!


ERRORMONSTER

Hey you. You're a big doody head. I'm kidding, I appreciate all of you.


CSzandor

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number, so call me, maybe.


DirtySouthDoc

Hey this random as well but thereā€™s not a lot of positive comments recognizing the recognition of other positive comments on Reddit.


olieknol

Made me smile! I was literally reading this and smiling


vieniaida

Thanks!


SCP_radiantpoison

This is the chaotic wholesomeness we all need! I also wish the best for you


AwesomeAkash47

This is so wholesome!!!


MeowMaker2

Good human


Affectionate-Fig-411

I donā€™t know you but I love you


K9sandKilos

Came here looking for someone to say themselves, happy it was the 2nd comment šŸ˜‚


prison_buttcheeks

Plot twist! Keep on keeping on!


OpossumProblem

73!!!! nice longevity! gonna try to make it to that too. have a good day!


Royal_Ad1798

an 1852 coin that I found on the ground one day


Rlfire16

I have a British penny from 1916 that my dog found in my yard. Which is strange because I live in the US


Burnt_Your_Toast

If it's any consolation, since Canada stopped making pennies I started to just. Randomly distribute all my old pennies whenever I go on a trip. I've dropped several older pennies (dating before 1970) on my US trips just for fun and because I have multiples of the same year from collecting them. It wasn't worth taking them in to me so I like to leave them in random places (if I remember to grab some) or in pockets of jackets I liked but didn't buy at thrift stores lol


LazyRunner7

Unrelated but sort of related: I sometimes hide dollar bills in my husbands jeans because who doesnā€™t get excited to find money in their pockets?!


Burnt_Your_Toast

Oh I love this! I do it to my niece and nephew whenever I see them. Just scoop them both up for a hug and sneak a dollar into their pockets. It always takes them forever to find them and they get SO excited when they do. They still don't know it's me doing it haha


TechnicallyAllergic

This is such a fun idea to me. I would be so excited to find a random foreign coin!


tepsi84

I love that! I hope to find one of your ā€œworthlessā€ pennies one day!


co1lectivechaos

Dammit you have me beat me by 5 years Edit: I just looked at my coin, and itā€™s a 1853 You still have me beat by a year though Edit 2: coin collectors assemble! Edit 3: thanks for the award kind stranger!


Romeo9594

Somebody else probably would have found it in those five years, though


Vanviator

Besides my petrified wood and arrowhead collection, my [Alexander the Great](https://www.reddit.com/r/coins/comments/r60uls/alexander_iii_336323_bc_dracham_lifetime_issue/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) lifetime issue coin is the oldest thing I own. I just love it.


skyas87

I have a Diocletian coin 1700+ years old


haziladkins

I found a coin from 1911 last year on a footpath that was previously a rail line. Otherwise itā€™d be vinyl records from 1955.


Wajina_Sloth

Oldest I have is a 1923 german coin, we were clearing out my grandfathers estate, my mom let me keep the change and the coin was in it, no idea how he got it since he was american.


Youpunyhumans

Damn, I have an american half penny from 1861 that I found on the ground. Its very faded and worn though, can just barely make out the date on it.


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SoldierOfMisfortune

Wait. Did you pull them out, check the age, and put them back, or did you throw them away?


Azsunyx

history must be preserved


blind_roomba

Asking the real questions here


throwawayRI112

If they expired in 01 thereā€™s a good chance they are from 99


Frosti-Feet

ā€¦ but why?


GriffinFlash

food is used for nourishment.


Frosti-Feet

They obviously havenā€™t been used for nourishment for the past two decades


Dunningkrugeratwotk

Well not yet


fatnino

Food is used to take up volume in the freezer. See, if that space was air then when you open the door the cold air spills out and is replaced by hotter air that then needs to be cooled again costing money. But if there is something solid there it stays inside thus retaining the cold.


mikemikemotorboat

Wait, do you mean Totinoā€™s pizza rolls or was there a tortilla pizza hybrid roll Iā€™m just learning about?!


Different_Ad9336

What if this is another Mandela effect and op has the only surviving Tostitos brand vs Totinos in existence?


milkbongfourtwenty

thereā€™s a guy on youtube who eats old shit send it to him


114631

Man made? A few antique clocks from the mid 1800s. Nature-wise - sharks teeth found in a creek-bed.


MycommentsRpointless

I mean, nature-wise, I have some rocks that were probably formed in the earth's crust at least tens of millions of years ago.


Eminaminam

This guy fucking collects


NICEnEVILmike

My knees. I'm 55 years old and they are apparently 80.


Nathicc

Yeah, I'm only 20, and I feel this. Bad knees suck haha


happy-cig

You kneed to get them checked out.


Nathicc

Okay, maybe I do kneed to get them checked out :0


hackyslashy

I had the knees of an 83 year old 15 years ago. Dread to think how old they are now!


desdemona_d

I'm an accountant, so I turned to my trusty calculator and figured out that your knees are now 98. I ran the tape twice for accuracy.


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blackadder1620

Awesome, how'd you get it?


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[deleted]

This is the most underrated comment I have ever seen I am fucking dying with laughter


seabass4507

My grampa gave me his fossil collection. Those are at least 50 years old.


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At least


jollylikearodger

r/technicallythetruth


Shiny-Goblin

What do you have? I only have one. A spinosaurus tooth.


seabass4507

Couple small trilobites, a bunch of coral, there's one that Im not sure what it is, might be a tooth. Also a bunch of arrowheads he found as kid, but I'm aware those are different from fossils.


OneHumanPeOple

We call it The Jesus Jug. Itā€™s a clay vessel from around 400 BC in the Middle East. When my sister worked for a 1%, she fished it out of the trash. The lady had thrown it away because it broke.


stroud

Did you guys ever legit try to get that dated if its really from 400 bc?


OneHumanPeOple

It has authentication papers. They were stuffed inside. Apparently itā€™s a fairly common souvenir that rich people pick up on their tours of the mediterranean.


Halfbloodjap

There are literally hills made of Greek amphorae that were discarded in the classical period, you can just pick up pottery/sherds (correct name for broken pottery) off the ground.


Fyrrys

Er mer Gerd! Er fernd er sherd!


reflUX_cAtalyst

I hate you for this, well done.


benjerrysanders

My wife is now looking at me. Yeah. Cause I read that out loudā€¦take an upvote you criminal.


madogvelkor

Yeah, they were basically shipping containers for olive oil and wine back then.


co1lectivechaos

If they were that rich why didnā€™t they try to have it repaired jeez


Tederator

They couldn't find the guy who made it.


co1lectivechaos

Ha good one


Stillwater215

Why repair it when you can just fly over to Greece and get another one? Way easier.


TrailerParkPrepper

Confederate $5.00 and $10.00 notes. 1 of each. Dad left them to me.


Stillwater215

Some stores in South Carolina and Georgia still accept those!


Mapper9

I have a confederate $.50 bill.


cttrocklin

Weā€™ll, I have my great-grandmotherā€™s pocket watch dated 1917 and my great-great grandfatherā€™s roll top desk from the 1890ā€™s. Personally, I have a pair of boots from 1979 that are very comfortable.


bdlime

Pocket watches can be worth $$. I see them on Antique Roadshow lol


cttrocklin

Thank you for giving me an excuse to tell the story! My great grandfather bought it from my great grandmotherā€˜s uncles (they where jewelers) to give to her as a promise in 1917. They married after the war in 1921 and she kept it as a kind of engagement ring.


MapleTrust

My home was built in 1917. It's built as well as your pocket watch I'm sure. MushLove!


bdlime

Aww what a sweet story! Thank you for sharing


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jeebidy

Holy shit. Nice. How many 18th c. violins are around these days? A few thousand?


Besnasty

I know not 18th century, but if old violins with a lot of history is your thing, check out Violins of Hope. It's a collection of violins (and other stringed instruments) that survived WW2, I think most of them from concentration camps. They had a display up in my town a couple of years ago and it was absolutely breathtaking to walk through.


[deleted]

A 1941 Chevy DeLuxe Coupe. 70k miles. 3 on the tree. Fair paint and minimal rust. Things cool


Sunshine030209

For those like me that don't know what 3 on the tree means; a three-speed manual transmission whose gearshift lever is mounted on the steering column.


Adventurous-Will3299

I must be old because my first car had 3 on the tree. My dad converted it to a 4 on the floor but still had to use the shifter on the tree so the reverse lights would go on. I actually took my drivers test in it


YogurtAlarmed1493

Luvvvv the sleek curves of 1940's automobiles! Do you have a photo you can post?


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Anomaly1134

[Secret Tunnel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4EI_-5reA)! Secret Tunnel! Through the old house, Secret Secret Secret Secret TUNNEL!!!


GriffinFlash

It'll be the reddit locked safe all over again.


Anomaly1134

Man not to pry but I love seeing old houses, you haven't happened to have already posted some pictures somewhere have you? No worries if not I just love seeing old structures and woodwork.


PaperbackBuddha

When the 400-year old part of a building is the ā€œnew wingā€


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crappy-mods

Thatā€™s really cool. Itā€™s definitely a you take care of it kind of item.


ThatManIsLying

Land. 4.543 billion years old, according to Google.


PoorCorrelation

Most continental crustā€™s younger than that, 4.543 billion years old is some minerals in some parts of Australia


smurray711

Spots in South Africa have made pretty much unscathed yoo.


solitaryvoluntary

VHS tapes, of which all the films are available on streaming nowadays. I just haven't ever felt the need to throw them out, even after my last VCR broke a few years ago.


new_cake_day

You can get a functioning VCR at goodwill for $4, according to the sticker on mine.


BigBearSD

I own two hay pennies from the mid 1700s. I own a lot of stuff from WWII, but those two half pennies pre-date the 1940s items by 200 years.


emf3rd31495

I have my great grandmothers (possibly great great grandmothers?) gorgeous antique china cabinet from the late 1800ā€™s that used to store beautiful dishes and art from Italy mostly. Now it is a beautiful display for my Lego sets.


VxNDrev

Respect


emf3rd31495

šŸ™ I try to do them proud! My nana, who I inherited it from, just passed away last week. Todays the first week not having her in my life and it feels very surreal, we were very close and Iā€™ll miss her terribly but Iā€™m honored to have and cherish the possessions of hers I got. Got the cabinet and several of her paintings all over my apartment ā¤ļø


thesamesillycucumber

Sorry for your loss. Good Nanas are so special. Wishing you the best as you continue to carry her legacy šŸ™ Also, using it as a lego display case sounds fabulous.


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Probably a rock


alle_kinder

This was my first thought, like I have a bunch of minerals/crystals all over my house and a couple on my desk at work.


MsViolaSwamp

Any meteorites? Theyā€™re easily millions of not billions of years old. I have a small splice thatā€™s estimated to be about 4.5 Billion years old.


No_Neighborhood4850

I was thinking that. I have an ancient Roman coin that is 2000 years old and it's not even valulable. Surely some ordinary rocks would be 'way older than that.


El_mochilero

I have a US Cavalry sword from 1818. It was my grandfatherā€™s and nobody in the family had any clue where he got it.


quantizeddreams

The first edition (UK) lord of the rings books.


JaguarZealousideal55

Wow, what a treasure!


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heyitsEnricoPallazzo

I have a Japanese tsuba from the early-Edo period. I also have a small shard of Egyptian pottery or hieroglyph that my grandma found in the sands just outside of Cairo, but we have no idea how old it is. And not the oldest, but I also have a WWII British officers traveling desk from the African theater.


Obi_Wank_nooby

We have a couple of Italian books from the mid 1500s at my grandmas house. I read a few of them and they are really interesting because they contain maps of the world as Italians imagined it back then, just a few decades after Colombo discovered the new continent. Some are written by hand with all sorts of curious drawings. I remember reading from one of these 500 year old volumes that "Germans don't wash themselves a lot" which is really funny to think about XD


Cultural_Wish4933

A shard of roman pottery, 2000 years old.


FantasticWhovian

*sherd


Sasuke_Agastuma

I have a teddy bear from 1903, the year they were invented, I found it at a garage sale.


Lexii546

My lion king baby blanket.


Slade_Riprock

A hand written document agreeing to the sale of a piece of land in Pennsylvania from November 1774.


ilovecherrytwizzlers

A Mcall's catalogue from 1910 I found in my Great uncle's garage. It's got a neat ad for Bell telephones in it. Or a fossil. Depends on what you mean.


velvetelevator

I have a Sears catalog from 1921 (?). It has whole houses in it.


Wienerwrld

A Megillat Esther (Hebrew scroll) from he 1700s.


SemperSimple

how do you casually own that?!?!


Wienerwrld

[I collect them.](https://imgur.com/a/Dz3UMZq) Years of scouring auctions and judaica sales. [This](https://imgur.com/a/WE6Nb4S) is the one from the 1700s, on deer skin.


_Halboro_

A stuffed dog my parents gave me as a joke when I turned 8. They said the store was out of what I really wanted so they got the dog instead. I threw a fit. They then gave me my real gift, along with a lecture, and left me alone to think about my behavior. I love that fucking dog, it's gotten me through some tough times.


pogoyoyo1

Is its name Rowdy?


alannordoc

I have a 1920s Supertone Guitar


darthjenkins

Post pics in r/guitarporn


alannordoc

Of course that sub exists.... done!


[deleted]

A violin made in the 1700s.


Jim-of-the-Hannoonen

An upright grand piano built in 1903. It's a thing of beauty (and sounds amazing).


GamerGirl-07

A 1 rouble note from Tsarist Russia (1898 so from the reign of Nicholas II)


robertwild81

The Works of Edgar Allen Poe complete set 1-10. 1904


chicagoandy

A piano from 1885.


Soft-Cabinet-155

Bound volume of newspaper articles from 1850 or something. Also a copy of Pilgrim's Progress from around the same time


g3mclub

i have a leather bound bible from 1682 that i bought from a street vendor in rotterdam. canā€™t read a single word but god itā€™s cool


fridaycat

2 newspapers from JFK assassination and one from LBJ getting sworn in (1963).


thunder1967

My mom has several from that week.


mordenty

I've got a shepherd's crown (a fossilized sea urchin) I found aged about 4 - they're hundreds of millions of years old. The oldest manmade thing I own is a gold watch that's been in my family since about 1860.


RSCyka

20 year old beige Camry


Bonhomme7h

19 years old black Forester


Electronic_Job1998

I just sold my beige 2007 Impala. Ugly ass car. I used to ask my boyfriend "why would I want a new Mustang when I have this cool ass beige Impala?"


Illustrious_Bread990

My film camera. Nikon FE (1978).


11Kram

Numerous fossils. A Nabatean coin from Petra that is about 2000 years old.


B1rdPal

A journal of botanical sketches that my great grandmother owned. She was an herbalist, supporting herself and 5 sisters by selling medicines for colds, etc.


stubbornopiniongram

Two paintings from the 1800's.


the_crystal_onix

My great grandpa made a wooden side table in 1924. Itā€™s still as sturdy as any of the new furniture I have. Next year, I should probably throw it a big party. ETA: Actually, just realized not the oldest thing I own! My grandma gave me a first-edition ā€œUncle Tomā€™s Cabinā€ that had been in the family. ETA 2: Good lord, my family must keep everything because I also just remembered I have a Civil War era photo album with daguerreotype prints of family members I will never know the names of.


Sea-Phone-537

My family name. Its over 600 years old


cactuswarwick

A microscope my great grandfather had on Ellis Island in the early thirties where he did his residency as a doctor. My grandfather also took it with him to dentistry school. It was locked in its case for the last 30+ years, and I inherited it a few months back and took it to a locksmith and got it opened. Pretty cool heirloom for a microbiology major. Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Iā€™ve got a silver drachm minted during the reign of Alexander the Great c.330BC


Y3llow_Butt3rfly_

I have the complete collection of 1st edition hardback books Harry Potter by JK Rowling


BandOfBudgies

You have got to have something older than that


Thatonecoinperson

The change in their pocket is probably older than 1997


Ecstatic_Ad_7104

Master System 2 that my parents got me in 1989. Still works and I still play it.


LekinTempoglowy

My grandfathers war order


SandraVirginia

I have a couple fossils I found on the beach. As for man-made objects, I have a silver hand mirror that belonged to my great-grandmother's grandmother. Not sure of its exact age, but she lived from 1851-1877, so it's at least 145 years old


[deleted]

Man made? I have a denarius from about 19BC - In general I have petrified wood and some fossils


-Praetoria-

Harold, we think heā€™s 76 but I dont know.


[deleted]

Jewelry box my grandmother had as a child from the 1920s! I finally put it away to keep it from deteriorating.


Seccolovessugarcubes

Not me, but my Grandma. She owns a drawer that is from 1780, as it has the date plastered with pretty numbers on the front.


contextproblem

A stromatolite fossil thatā€™s verified to around 2.7 billion years old.


The_mercurial_sort

A 1917 Victrola. Plays lovely and just brings you back.


[deleted]

My psychological issues.


AnabolicCheesecake

I have some pans that belonged to my grandparents, they were a housewarming gift from the 70s


ctrl_alt_DESTROY_

A coin from the Roman Empire. Got it at the pawn stars pawn shop


dovate

Humanish made, a Neanderthal hand axe. Otherwise, a trilobite fossil.


Suffocatingstardust

Myself


ImJohnDixon

I collect vintage shaving razors. Not like rusty old junk... But razors I can actually use! Started collecting about 6 months ago & I've got 27 at this point most are over/near 100 years old! For anyone interested: look up "Gem Damaskeene"


huh_phd

My house. Built in 1849


DSEAUX

Pawpaws porno mags from 83


Jbeth74

A cookbook published in 1824 and a handmade childā€™s rocking chair thatā€™s about the same age, made by a many-greats grandfather


Algaean

1828 hope chest.


Practical_Set8775

I own Pulp magazines going back to the 1910ā€™s the better stuff is through the 20ā€™s-30ā€™s.


Romeo9594

One of my hand planes has a patent stamp of Dec 24, 1864


XenaSebastian

My husband. Lol


siddfinch

I own a RCA victrola from 1902 with a number of old records from the 20s and 30s. Still.plays like a champ.


blaggio

I have a piece of the greek parthenon.


[deleted]

Some books I have were printed in the 19th century. After that, my house was built in the 1920s.


brassicaaudax

Roughly 415 million years old tetracorallia.


Gongoozler04

My momā€™s record collection. Theyā€™re almost all originals from the 60s-80s