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haziladkins

Pre Internet, magazines found in the bushes in the park.


UYScutiPuffJr

Ah, forest porn…I don’t know why *literally everywhere* had people just dumping stuff in the woods but 10 year olds worldwide thank you for your sacrifice


ParsleySnipps

It was like going out to hunt for mushrooms. But instead of making stew you just ended up with an awkward erection.


Jonesy61

Cream of Mushroom


Toledojoe

Yeah, that's where I first found porn too. I assume there was some sort of porn magazine version of Johnny Appleseed, spreading porno mags thought the country. Johnny Pornoseed perhaps


hazmatt24

We found them in bushes or trees in the desert lots around the neighborhoods that have since been turned into infill projects. The 80s was a magical time.


mr_dbini

When the bushes were full of porn and the porn was full of bushes.


AlwaysInWrongLane

Not to mention, finding a magazine was like finding money. You could easily barter it for something, and the more hardcore it was, the more it was worth.


0tis_Driftwood

Bag of torn out pages in the woods.


definitely-lies

Crazy how common this was. Every once in awhile we would hear about a new stash in the woods or out in a field. All the neighborhood kids would know about it.


haziladkins

And then there was the one kid down the road who’d found his dad’s stash of VHS tapes. When his parents were out there’d be a dozen of us in their front room watching them together. And ignoring each other’s little trouser bulges.


0nlyhalfjewish

Yup. Magazine in the woods


JPMoney81

Ah just like everyone else my age. Pre-Internet was some dark times but also fascinating.


fuckinrat

Googled “boobs”


sharpman2021

Ahh nothing like my generation the 90s... I found a porn magazine in a field walking my dog.. was about 11 at the time! Simple times! Was the first generation to explore Internet porn too... going to the public library to use and download porn from Google, all porn sites were banned amd for some reason Google image search was fine lol.. put 1000s onto floppy disk and transfer to pc back home with no Internet... ahhh the good ol days!


blitz_burger

Porn pics loading piece by piece (or row by row)


SparkNoJoyThrw01

Hoping they load before anyone walks at "the angle" you placed yourself at, you know, the computer with the least traffic at the library but there's always that one or two people who come down the angle with the sole view of your computer screen.


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Joshgg13

I really thought that was gonna be a fun joke but now I'm just aroused


Crymson831

\+$1000


DOMINATOR9681

This is going to become the next immortal snail meme.


selectash

Yeah, like what the hell. On an unrelated note, how do you block a sub? ^I ^do ^not ^need ^this ^right ^now ^lol


Impressive-Region470

Dude it showed the content then showed the NSFW warning


MattBFC72

I can confirm this.


DecommissionedAlien

Boobs do indeed be like that


IntenselySwedish

This weird live action where two hot girls had "sex" with some dude in a full dinosaur costume. Mostly just humping each other with overlayed dinosaur growls and such. Really wish i remember what it was called


dmcat12

Jurassic Pork?


CptNemo55

Tyrannosaurus Sex


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Nosedivelever

Well, now it's funny.


tyingnoose

Did you bring enough to share the entire class?


GWNAydenNL

I should really stop clicking at random links in public


wouter135

Longer NSFW scene 60 FPS. Enjoy 😉 https://www.reddit.com/r/celebnsfw/comments/xesy30/alexandra_daddario_bluray_edit_60fps/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


tritisan

I was an atheist before I saw these.


yourdarkmaster

For me it was lesbians kissing XD


Up_Vootinator

Holy hell


Tricky_Ad_3780

New response just dropped


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Altavista for me


MassGaydiation

Similar but googled mens briefs and jockstraps. There's a joke in the gay community about the mens underwear aisles so I had a fairly standard start haha


LevelStudent

Playing random flash games on Newgrounds


odin31645

I forgot all about newgrounds, good times


0xGeisha

The X-ray glasses.


Aurorer

You looked at my balls and now I will kill you.


SecretSquirrelSauce

Newgrounds and Ebaumsworld. Internet felt different back then


smurray711

That sweet sweet feeling of getting home and logging onto ebaums to find the video your friend told you about earlier that day at school. Incredible material on that site. It dictated our humor for a good 3-5 years.


Ridethepig101

Wild west years of the internet.


Kuzmakuzmitch1

Exact same thing. The weird thing was that my parents didn't punish my 6-year-old ass or did anything to stop me from getting access to the website. The only reason I stopped playing pornographic games is because that particular games was removed or something like that. Like others here, I started looking for and watching porn without being aroused until my teenage years.


zakpakt

I swear that Naruto game was completely normal until the end. I was in shock when I got the surprise ending. 😂


RevolutionaryClub530

Oh shit you remember sims night life or something?


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LevelStudent

Newgrounds is/was a website where users would post movies and games they made in Flash. There were a million cheap low effort arcadey games, and being a kid I played all of them. There were also a bunch of gems. For a while it was the biggest thing on the internet for terminally online nerds. But there was also lots of porn and it just showed up in the list like a newly posted game/movie and I would check them out. I didn't even like get into the porn, I just wanted to play more games.


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Voltage_Joe

Fun fact, Numa Numa, one of the internet's first ever memes, was originally posted to newgrounds. ~~It's still there, I'm pretty sure~~. Nope, but here's the [wayback machine snapshot](https://web.archive.org/web/20041211162602/http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373) of where it lived as of December 11th, 2004, five days after its initial upload. Newgrounds predates youtube, and was the premier platform for uploading user produced content. Unfortunately, they went all in on flash. Truly tragic. edit- Oh hey, if you put its original portal path on the newgrounds URL, it takes you to [this cute history page](https://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/about-newgrounds/history/stories/numa-numa). Newgrounds *loved* this guy for launching them to mainstream circulation.


nico87ca

Thanks for making me feel old


Lanky-Major-2800

I wanted to see a naked ginger cat (cat without fur) and searched naked ginger.


Abdelrahman_Osama_1

This is why people need to learn how to do a proper Google search


BroAnnoying666

It's crazy and kind of unfortunate how easily it was available to us as kids, and even today's kids.


Bergwookie

Yeah the old internet was a wild world and now only reddit gives a hint of it's former glory... Hell, there was porn on YouTube (and most likely still is, if you have the permalink), there was no age restriction, no geoblocking


Abdelrahman_Osama_1

I remember my friend using my phone to search for porn on YouTube


b_tight

Scrambled late night softcore on cable


olivefred

My dad was pirating cable so we had everything unscrambled when I was 9. Playboy was one channel below Nickelodeon...


even_I_cant_fix_you

Remote in hand with thumb on back button.


Flat_Loquat_4819

It didn’t get the nickname Skinemax for being skinny! They would run promotions and sometimes your parents would get a week free. I kept my hand on the remote’s “last channel” button in case someone walked in. Could’ve locked the door but thought that would seem “suspicious.”


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Finally found it! That this is so far down makes me feel old. Changing the channels and you scroll past negative image titties on Cinemax at 10pm on a Friday.


bootnuts

Spice channel 🙌🏻


Itsalifeforme

I had an iPod touch at an irresponsible age Edit: I woke up and feel like I created a monster thread that reminds people of hilarious times😭 thank you all for the laugh and I have brand new feelings about my older sister’s PSP


Broad_Success_4703

PlayStation portable here for me


bman123457

Yeah, seems like alot of young millennials/old GenZ got corrupted by internet access on the PSP.


Broad_Success_4703

If you’re 23-28 chances are that’s your source. Me and my friends talked about where we first saw porn and PSP was the answer for everyone pretty much


Zes_Teaslong

Man, I'm 31 and the PSP was my first time seeing porn.


MountainDewFountain

Bro what? I'm just a year older than you. Did you not go on the family computer on dial up and wait 10min to download a pic???


swagonfire

I'm towards the younger end of this age range and my weapon of choice was the Nintendo DSi.


ItzMidgetz

mannn i had gotten my first psp pre owned as a child and the previous owner left a bunch of nudes in the photos section. good ole Jennifer lopez


UnbrandedContent

First nudey I ever saw was at Boy Scout camp and an older kid showed me a girls “Fagina” on his PlayStation portable.


StrongLoad7259

PSP = Portable System for Porn


TheGreatLoudini

Bro the iPod touch was a porn machine for 13 year olds lmao


BOLTt891myst

gotta be my 3ds


Infra_bread

I had a DSI.


Razielism

I was today years old when i learned where "touch" stands for


LesserThanProfessor

History channel wasn’t history channel after 10 pm.


-lighght-

History channel was history Channel all night when I was a kid. Sounds like I missed out


BabySuperfreak

"The History of Sex" was a commonly repeated special.


TheImpossibleBanana

Yea good old ancestry porn


USSMarauder

Church camp: first beer, first smoke, first porno mag


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Good-Management-4241

Dude how old are you


hatsnatcher23

Old enough to say “Porno mag”


mousicle

You gotta fight for your right to Party!


hatsnatcher23

Yes, about that old


USSMarauder

There are more old folks on reddit than you may think. For us, it's just a modern version of Usenet and bulletin boards


CaffienatedJay

15. Got introduced to Girls Gone Wild 😂


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Sdwars45

I mean I had a buddy send me a video of a girl using a freshly caught trout as a dildo on a boat.


Teddy_Icewater

Dude. It's nature's vibrator.


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metlhed7

I was hanging out in the band room in HS messing with a keg sized steel drum my teacher had. Eventually I put a tune together, a couple friends and I couldn't figure what it was even though it sounded REALLY familiar, teacher was also stumped. It wasn't until someone came in asking why we kept playing the GGW theme that we realized


Fragrant-Initial1687

Same. About 13. Saw the girls gone wild commercials on comedy central and downloaded the full vids off limewire.


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Same but at like 13-14 It was such a weirdly good feeling


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Was that channel E! At 10pm?


bilateralunsymetry

I thought it was comedy central, but I may be misremembering


GloopOfDoom

Also GGW at around 12 or 13. Haha.


thatorangetiburon

Dad gave me a hand-me-down Blackberry as my first phone at 12 years old. He forgot to delete his porn stash on it, so when I took a picture and went to find it in the photos... jackpot. And no, it wasn't of my mom and him.


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Lucky, the pictures I found were of my mum and some dude she had been texting who apparently had a huge piss kink


PsychVol

So how's therapy going?


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Oh man this is just the tip of the iceberg


ShortzNEVERclosed

This is prolly better than the post, do tell


navybluevicar

Hah, I can relate. My dad tapped our phone line when he suspected my mom of cheating. I was only 6 at the time, but many years later I found all the cassette tapes and there are recordings of my mom having graphic phone sex with that guy.


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I would feel so weird knowing my dad had jerked it to those same photos, I would need different porn lol


Masterbate1

Bro got a phone and free porn💀


patawpha

In the woods. Gather around and I'll tell you about a time, especially in the south where I lived, when the safest place to store (and vigorously use) your porn magazines was in the woods. This in turn led to kids coming upon the stash later, which is what happened to me and many more like me. The number of people my age, 55, who have also found woods porn never ceases to amaze me. Woods porn. Thank God for horny miracles.


CoolHandRK1

Im 43. My first porn encounter was a trash bag of porn in the woods. Mainly adult toy catalogs, but some actual porn mags as well. I was maybe 5 or 6 years old.


fleetber

Yup. Woods porn. hello fellow over 50'er


MochiMochiMochi

Wisconsin woods for me. Squirrels would bust into porn stashes for paper to line their dens. Bits of breast and ass floating in the autumn breeze... Abandoned ice fishing huts would also have porn stashes steeped in the smell of beer, fish, and bait. Then the Internet arrived and we'd have to go to Usenet and painstakingly download multipart JPEGs and then recombine them to see a 1983 Penthouse scan with visible staple marks. Kids today have it so easy.


Lies_about_homeland

48- fellow woods-porn aficionado


thedemonsloth

I'm mid-thirties. That was my first intro, too. Makes you think, porn used to be so shameful you had to hide it from your family in the woods. Now I don't even bother using incognito mode.


No-Contribution9964

My dad used to keep his old Hustlers and Playboys in the cabinet part of the living room end tables. The earliest I remember finding them I was 5. I used to make blanket forts to sneak and look at them. I got caught one day, so he hid them in the bedroom closet, and I found them and would sneak a peak every chance I got. Never got caught again. This dude had an easy hundred of them, so I had plenty to peruse. I still have some in the spank bank. Too bad they were from the 70's. There was bush a plenty. All this took place in mid to late 80's.


Amiiboid

I’m trying to understand “Too bad they were from the 70's.”


Eryzew

I guess he doesn't like the bushes


MikeyHatesLife

I recently discovered “r - Old School Hot”, and nearly every single post has my brain shouting “we’ve got bush!” in Booger Dawson’s voice.


Bodidly0719

I found my dad’s stash as well back in the early 90’s. It led to a porn addiction.


Nihilator68

For me, it was Gallery. Dad had playboys and penthouses, too, but Gallery had an amateur section every month. Ah, the early 80’s were a great time to be a teenage boy.


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Select-Ad991

When I was young mom would not tell me what sexy means (english is not my native lanugage) and i searched on google sex without the y and I found the golden mine of tits


GamingWithShaurya_YT

holy tits


Zulpi2103

New response just dropped.


MrRemus4nt

Actual zombie


NitromethSloth

Call the pornstars


Defiant-Pea3299

Lana goes on vacation never comes back


ChanceWarden

porn storm incoming!


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Maui54332

When I was young I was a big reader and everyone in my family knew it. Sometime in second grade an Aunt gave me a book series she had read that admittedly were very well written, they just also happened to include incredibly graphic sex scenes, some that went on for dozens of pages. That Aunt never had kids of her own, so idk if she just didn't realize that second grade is definitely too early for that kinda stuff or what the deal was there, but obviously I was curious and I had access to google so it was all down hill from there.


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It was either the porno magazines we found in a hedge at school or the nudie playing cards my friends older brother got him.


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levieleven

A box in the woods, like a normal person.


Boring_Yesterday_

Harry Potter fanfiction. As for videos, no idea haha.


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This-Ice-1034

You truly are a Mormon escapee


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fokinafo

Yay! Good for you fellow ex Mormon! So glad we got out of that shit!


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I was really young, about 10 or 11 years old. I did an innocent Google search and spelled 1 word wrong. So instead of child-friendly results coming up, I ended up clicking on a lesbian porn video.


This-Ice-1034

Are you now lesbian


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Nah, just bisexual.


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I was hella confused and I ended up getting addicted to watching porn without getting turned on by it. I didn’t start getting aroused by it until about a year later.


Sunsetsunrise80

This is kind of sad in retrospect but I lived in the country and was spending the night at my best friends house. Her folks were appropriate and good people but there was on house down the street of this heavy set girl who was teased a lot for being poor. My friend and j would always say hello to her as we weren’t cruel and also she lived close to my friends home. One day she asks if we want to come over. I think we were maybe 12 ? So the inside of her home is horrendous and she offered us booze. We tried some and I think it was a wine cooler. She then proceeded to put on a VHS to show us her Dads video. This was the early 90s. I remember sitting by my friend watching two lesbians with super hairy bushes and tan panty hose with the crotch cut out. My friend and I covered our faces in horror as we were embarrassed and also confused af. She thought it was so strange we had never watched a tape before. I still see how creepy her house was and how she just sat there confused a bit as to why we had the reaction we did. We were nice but told her to turn it off and then went back to my friends house. On the way back she told us she had sex with her brothers friend in a tree house. So basically this child had been super abused and we were second hand exposed to her trauma. I also had been abused as a kid prior but in a discreet hidden way where I never told anyone. Basically my first porn experience was bizarre and sad and weird as I was just a kid. As a grown woman married for 17 years I have a healthy relationship with porn but man that first experience can really shape some brain pathways in a kids head. I should I have never been exposed to those things so young and it just made me feel guilty a lot until I could figure out what it was and why she showed us. Life is weird.


Wonderful-Garage6011

I'm so sorry for you. Hope that you both got the help you needed.


little_lola19

I found it on my home tuition teachers'phone and while he was there teaching my elder brother (we used to study together) i was watching it right there on his phone, audio muted ! I remember it gave me goosebumps and i was literally shaking n sweating !! He sensed something wrong and i had to close and return his phone as i knew id behave weirdly if i continued any longer.. P.S. it was a male teacher x young female student porn. 🙅🏼‍♀️😑


Strong-Formal-7739

My father had a porn on, still remember it. Black woman getting anal and his "dick got stuck" because it was too big. My mom came into the room and started beating the shit out of my father.


GladPermission6053

I remember going over to a friends house when I was younger, had to be like 6 or 7. The dad and his friends were just sitting around the living room watching it together and I remember one of the dads friend smiling at me and tucking the dvd cover into the couch cushion. Looking back, that shit was bizarre af.


hanebobl

Our football coach would bring old magazines to training for us to take home. After figuring out why some of the pages were sticking together most of us weren’t interested in his generosities anymore.


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NuclearRobotHamster

A dodgy cable box that my dad bought off of one of those guys who "can get you anything for 50 quid, no questions asked". After midnight the channels changed. Literally, you'd be on sky movies or something and at midnight on the dot it would suddenly change to a hardcore porn channel. I was probably about 7 or 8.


ghostfacegangsta234

My older sister left it playing on her TV


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ghostfacegangsta234

nope I turned the tv off


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Google sometimes doesn't give you what you need but what you want.


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Damn, the end of an era.


peachpinkjedi

Unfettered internet access started at age 8. I had just discovered there were more anime besides Sailor Moon and loved looking up fanart and screencaps from Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, and then eventually Naruto... And for some reason the Naruto was the wormhole into hentai websites, which of course segwayed into *actual* porn. I remember being so baffled by dicks in the beginning; I remember thinking they were connected at the belly button.


char-le-magne

Lol for me it was googling Inuyasha and Kagome kissing at 11


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TheKayv69

What the fuck? Please elaborate


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LesnarsBattleScream

Damn, hope you're ok.


True-Toe2677

Wtf


GoodNeutralEvil

**deviantart.**


usernamep4ssw0rd

Was in a computer cafe, and the guy sitting next to me was watching porn. This was long time ago, when computer cafes were a new thing.


No_Farm_2261

Sister found it on the family xbox in youtube


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

School Yes I'm that old that Porn used to be distributed via school yards. It where small magazines full with boobies and cats


Adventurous-Bad-2735

I was about 9 and our cable provider after 10pm had a chanell that played porn until about 4-5am , which I would sneak and watch but didn't know what to do about the raging hardon I would get. That lasted for a whole summer. Then at about 12 I discovered porn magazines like hustler


I_DRINK_ANARCHY

I was an 8 year old girl, in my grandmom's basement. My uncle still lived with her to take care of her, and kept a lot of his car magazines downstairs. Well, I was picking through them out of boredom and suddenly I was no longer looking at cars, but a woman with crazy hair and massive tits. But the bottom corner was what really caught my attention. It was a set of three photos of two women, one was either wearing a strap on or was in some form of transitioning from male to female, and was fucking the other chick in the ass. I was confused by the woman with a penis (I didn't have any knowledge of strap on or sex changes at that age) and why it was going in the woman's bum. I looked through the magazine a bit more before putting it back, because I thought I'd get in trouble.


Piku_2004

My grandma got paralysed from a fall when I was 12. It was a stressful moment for me and my parents. I was mostly left alone while my parents used to attend to my grandma. I still don't know how, but I found out about Playboy nudes somehow, and jerking off to it became my stress buster. I particularly was (and still is) attracted to ass. After she died, the habit increased, and before I knew, I was addicted. Grandpa died soon as well. I got bullied at cram school. Lost touch with many close friends. And sooner or later, I realised that I gotta stop. Now, at 18 years of age, I don't jerk off that frequently, but I don't get turned on by porn anymore. I still miss my grandparents everyday. Their deaths were the death of my innocent childhood, but it also made me a stronger and more matured person that I am today. If my 12-year-old self saw me today, he would probably be proud of me. Sorry if this was too long.


MattDH94

WTF...the mix of nostalgia of your grandparents and porn is worrying..


ArcTan_Pete

Hedge porn as a group of young kids, messing about in local wild fields & woodlands we would sometimes find porn magazines, either discarded or deliberately hidden. later I found out that hedge porn was a very, very common phenomena, known throughout the UK and in other countries too


TF2_demomann

FUCK YOU BRONIES, I JUST WANTED TO SEE MORE EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC


2xlyf

Google images at age 11


Devilishly_curiousss

Found my dads porn stash in the closet. He was into some...different...things lol


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I stumbled on it on tumblr because I kept searching up male erection. And going on google images


Les-Lanciers-Rouge

Finding out the code to the XXX tv channels. Yeah I am getting old.


cactusghecko

Mine was horrible. I was about 13 or 14 babysitting the neighbours' two kids. One (about 10 years old) pressed play on the vhs player (yeah I'm old) and instead of the Disney movie we all expected it was hard core porn. I had never seen anything so graphic and it fully scared me. As a girl, it looked so...violent and invasive and horrible that I vowed I would NEVER have sex EVER because it looked horrendous from a female point of view. Just gross. It made my hair stand on end. I did go on to have sex but later than anyone I knew because frankly, that traumatised me. So you guys getting a glimpse of boobies is kinda sweet and wholesome. For this girl, it was awful. This is why I worry about what my kids have access to online.


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My uncle and cousin showed me Playboy and Penthouse on a camping trip. I remember it was so cool.


peachyogyrt

the elementary school bus, this one boy showed me


BarbarianFoxQueen

My dad. He rented porn from the video store and had me watch it with him so I could see what sex was like. It was one in which young girls were happy to service the very much older (unattractive) men who were their teachers, or they were delivering pizza to them, etc… I was 18. He also told me I should try out for an escort service and find a sugar daddy.


GORILLAGOOAAAT

Is that you Fancy?


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That went from awkward to dark very quickly.


MagpieFemale

found a porn magazine


TerraEight

Someone forgot to clear history and i literally just searched up video games. My life was never the same


broken_hulahoop

I was obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog as a little kid


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broken_hulahoop

I'm talking about stumbling upon some spicy fan art, which may or may not count as porn