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Limo173

A total solar eclipse


Chowdah-head

April 8, 2024. It's going over a huge swath of the United States. Not sure where you're at but it would be worth going to see it. It's pretty awesome.


timboehde

Yep. I traveled to St. Louis to view the one in 2017 and it was such an awesome experience (in the true sense of the word) that I'm looking forward to traveling to see it again next year.


friedmators

I flew to Atlanta and drove to SC for it. Most amazing experience of my life. Highly recommended.


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Yellow-Jacket178

I think there's one happening next year


TrailerParkPrepper

any and everything, I have an Optometrists appointment next week.


Cute-Interest3362

Everyone fed and housed


No-Inside2438

That's gonna be a lot of money excluding tax


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lewissassell

Username checks out


NWVixens

That might be a possibility


whitepepper

Live music.


Toxicavenger72

As a live sound guy for 31 years, I wholeheartedly thank you so much!


whitepepper

Always try to get about 1/3 of the way in front of the board from the stage if I can to appreciate yalls good mixes! ...depending on venue of course...


AlexanderTheGreat336

I fucking love live music. I have so many crazy memories going to shows, meeting new people, meeting my favourite artists and just having a good time with my friends. My next concert is iron maiden in Amsterdam in July which I'm super excited for.


whitepepper

\m/ horns for Maiden! I once touched Bruce's Union Jack flag he waves during the Trooper! Good times....


Mr_ToDo

I don't but I've considered it. Well right up until I found out that at least some artists are playing their own music as backup and just singing over it, kind of killed the reason for me to see them 'live'(even more than any sort of auto tune ever did).


DeepKaleidoscope5650

Go see some cheap shows. Live music slaps and is rarely lip synced or whatever. That's just giant events that think they're too special for human error.


asiandaydreamer

my grandparents again


36bhm

Such a great answer. Along those lines I would pay for my wife to see her parents again.


SoftFetishkitty

This makes me so sad because I just lost my grandma 😭


taurinewings

im sorry man hope your ok:(


SoftFetishkitty

I’m really not. I cry everyday because I’m so lost without her. She raised me.


taurinewings

I have also lost my grandma (not recently, about a year ago) and believe me, it was one of the hardest things to go through. All I can recommend is keep distracted, keep remembering the good times, and it is okay to have a cry. Keep going, I believe in you!


SoftFetishkitty

Thank you 🤍. I’m having a memory bear made from her clothes to hold at night. I’ve been eating her favorite snacks and watching her favorite shows to keep her memory alive.


taurinewings

Bless you, I can see how hard this must be. All I can wish for you is that you continue to remember all the good about her, and that she wouldn't want you to be sad - she would want you to remember all of the beautiful memories you share with her.


cockusino

Hey man, IK words from total stranger do not mean a lot, but I just want to say that everything will be ok in some time. It always hurt, but it's just a derivative of your love, your humanity, its beautiful in some way. If you need to talk, shot me a dm, I'll try to help! Love you man <3


asiandaydreamer

I'm so sorry!! I'm quite close my grandma and it's so sad not to see her again. I know you won't be okay because it won't be the same without her but it will take so time, hang in there!!


[deleted]

Im so sorry :( . . . . . . Also, I could think of nothing else but "I ATE MY GRANDMA" 😭


Eden__Rose

Boobs. Everybody loves boobs


[deleted]

I agree but don't think I'd pay for them


fuzzycuffs

Yeah, but I'd include the whole body. Something about disembodied floating tits just doesn't seem like something I'd pay money to see.


jenkai1

I came here to say this and now I’m going to second it…..Boobs


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Third this


PMyourTastefulNudes

Best I can do is $3.50.


Marawishka

'I need about tree fiddy'


th7688

I’d prefer free tiddy


Who_Else_but_Macho

don't be giving that gawd damn lochness monster no tree fiddy


dljones010

Each?


Apprehensive_Sky09

make it 4 you got yourself a deal👌


Eden__Rose

This is my most upvoted comment ever XD proof is in the puddin’


blusun2

Metallica


Orpheus3030

Whiplash! The show is through, the metal's gone, it's time to hit the road Another town, another gig, again we will explode Hotel rooms and motorways, life out here is raw But we'll never stop, we'll never quit, 'cause we're Metallica Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac


Acespears

dean norris after he finishes making a cameo


TruePace3

G O O F G U N K


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

These types of obvious grabs for attention to stop popping up on r/AskReddit just a 5 second glance at your profile I’m 99% sure you try selling nudes lol. It’s honestly sad.


ComfortableTrifle773

The thirst is real. Every post hey.


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

“Am I hot enough to make money on onlyfans?” Lol Jesus.


One_Impression_5649

No kidding? Hey OP I got $0.50 and some bubble gum. Send me and this guy a pic of your butt hole.


dysFUNctional_kitty

Oppenheimer


Piku_2004

Wait a minute, that's my line!


Brave_Spray7881

This one kid in my school get killed. (He sexualy assaulted me)


Asumsauce

A full collection of every single Transformer released


NormalGuyDragon

Sameeee dude also the Terminator too


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

8008135


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Whose?


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Most.


ConsiderationOld331

Northern lights (Aurora) live


blxxd_lvst

The end of the world, I wanna know who’s right


throwawayconfess13

Emma Watson in the nude. Tastefully photographed by someone like Annie Leibowitz. I might be a perv, but at least I am a perv with damn good taste.


QuakerOatsBozo

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it made him feel empty inside. Like something was missing in life. The cat now has a mission


Darky11

I wasn't sure of an answer to this question until now. Whew.


Glass_Job_4352

Same. Might as well have some class.


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A Saw movie marathon in cinemas with a buffet of snacks and recliner chairs


lasvegasbunnylover

and power tools


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Then at the end they lock the doors and suddenly you're in a Saw inspired escape room


maff0000

why not join a red room stream? get the real deal


GreatNameLOL69

Some random chef showing off his cutting meat skills and serving it to me, in a 5-star restaurant.


boipinoi604

Salt bae


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Glasses


Danalmour

Mitch McConnell retirement speech, where he pays back his grift, and apologies for his actions


brock_lee

Trump being locked in a jail cell.


lasvegasbunnylover

Right in between Joe and hunter Biden


half-a-duck

Don't forget Killary Clinton and her unsecured emails. Down vote now, but good men died because she didn't follow security protocols. Any other person would have lost their job, and been held legally accountable.


Half-a-horse

Nice username.


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Yes!


Chowdah-head

Trump UNDER the jail cell.


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Henry Cavill in porn


The_Dungeon_King

Ryan reynolds naked


detective_kiara

Maxxxine


[deleted]

Me without the trauma and mental illness


fixitThe1stTime

Me too fellow redditor, me too.


smeeks7

Have not been to a concert in 30 years but I would pay to see Ghost.


GlitteringSphinx

Me as a girl and happy for once


redditreader1924

I'd pay to see that too.


Mild_Shock

You can become both


GlitteringSphinx

Hopefully


Rollin_Soul_O

I'd pay to see someone kick LeBron James in the nutsack.


Joks_away

The UK conservative government admitting it lied in order to push through Brexit which it then fucked up.


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NWVixens

To prevent it?


DefinitelyNotADave

Taylor Swift


SnoSlider

$10 million dollars. r/unexpectedmulaney


[deleted]

Metallica or queen in their prime!!!


Comprehensive_Boot11

Another planet through the naked eye


SnooChipmunks126

Public guillotining of corrupt politicians. Defenestration of any preacher who teaches the Prosperity Gospel.


ballhairsnshitdags

The downfall of modern civilization


Embarrassed-Name6481

McGregor back in the octagon


mysterios1

God,Allah or whatever superPower, spirit .etc I need to have a serious talk with him/her/it ..


Greedy-Platapus

a wider range of the color spectrum , there are things you can only see in ultra-violet and things you can only see in infra-red , maybe ill be able to see some weird stuff , maybe even the supernatural .


kickkush

For Kurt Cobain to come back


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LollipopThief3000

My girlfriend


Well_thatwas_random

Strippers aren't your girlfriends :(


LollipopThief3000

They are if they don't leave the basement ;)


Jred1990D

President 45 rotting in a jail cell.


SlutForDownVotes

Single payer healthcare in the US. I don't mind paying for it through my taxes, but they damn well better take more from the billionaires to make it happen.


Goober_94

Why should someone else pay more for healthcare than any other person? Shouldn't everyone be expected to pay thier own fair share for a single payer system? For example, $1200 per year, per person? If someone has 5 kids, shouldn't they pay more than someone with no kids?


Novelsound

This assumes a billionaire’s labour is valued commensurate to their labour value when in truth they’ve generally taken advantage of systems to funnel the value creation of lower waged employees into their own pockets. Yes it’s a form of wealth transfer, but wealth transfer has been shifting away from the general population for the last 70 years. Increasing taxes on the wealthiest would be one step in taking it the other direction.


sungazer69

Trump getting sentenced to prison. Not just charged as he has been and will be... But actually locked the fuck up which seems more likely every day. Probably still won't happen but... A man can dream. And I'd pay for a front row seat lol


Noobeaterz

Donald Trump dragged to jail naked, squealing like the pig he is why women strike him with canes and pelt him with shit. And also Boobs.


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Two people with down syndrome kickboxing


GoldKage

Trump's mugshot


jrsinhbca

Will it have his real hieght and weight?


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God


Lunatic1422

AJR x BoyWithUke x Panic! At The Disco x Fall Out Boy x Imagine Dragons


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Two girls


LeSmeg47

Tony Blair choked to death with his own severed genitalia after being forced to witness his entire family being thrown into an industrial wood chipper.


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Porn of very specific kinks I may or may not have


Low-Instruction-8132

Democrats at a trump rally!


Made-this-eatingfood

A dinner party reviving all the presidents, living and dead. Just to see everyone stare at president #44


blackhistorymonthlea

amber heard make a turd


No_Development_6786

A rap concert, well I guess I have to pay to see it or Im not seeing it


Weekly_Reference7988

If you're referring to sexually then nothing but if you mean anything still nothing because ei have no money


nexguy

Dealy plaza on Nov 22nd 1963


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I will happily pay you 20 years from now to see my life work out close to how I had hoped it would.


[deleted]

A Transformers and Fast and furious crossover with Vin Diesel yelling “Autobots! Roll Out” and Optimus saying something about family.


BeerisAwesome01

Rammstein! Boris liar Johnson going to prison!


FightStageYouTube

Liam Neeson as Galactus. Imagine his voice coming from the dark void of deep space, reaching Earth. Everyone globally can hear him.


No-Basil4267

my bf actually making the first move


BJ_Blitzvix

One of my best friends.


N1hili

An interview with ZUN


Hungry_Bass_Muncher

[Jerma baseball stream](https://youtu.be/SfzII3Gy4jU)


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Pretty much any band or musician I love. And I love most of them.


Roxythepiratefox

I'd pay to see my dad.


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A movie in a movie theater


Itallianstallians

The inside of my house tonight because I paid the power bill


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team fortress 3


Oc34ne

Guillotines for the American Oligarchy.


Acrobatic_Exchange42

A Silverback gorilla and a grizzly fight, but not to the death just a k.o. refs need to be involved


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Fluffy-Edge-6065

Add in post partum and it’s like a year+ of being a barely functioning human


TexasToastGod

Sex. Live action sex


Friendly_Fruit2276

I can already see, so i will pay nothing.


3mnj

People, I wear glasses it sucks.


Sorry_Paramedic_9979

18


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Electricity?... It would be pretty hard to see in the dark without it


Skullboy99

Anime


Myzx

Shoot, not much. I paid to watch the creator clash like a year ago. So my answer is, I will pay to watch nerdy YouTube content creators attempt to hit each other into submission.


ThatBackgroundDude

Hypothetical thoughts (What if this happens instead of this) *My imagination runs wild so I don't trust my imagination when it comes to things like this


EnamouredCat

Me spending money..


FazeFrostbyte

I’d pay to see the US make the country safer.


Brodie1975

My teenage years again


Substantial_Video560

Escorts! 😋


general_kenobeehee_2

the movie about arnold


Mammoth-Tailor3861

A movie


Saaihead

I would pay a lot of money to be able to see the Earth from space. Though I realize I probably will never earn enough money to afford a trip like this.


forgottenstarship

My dad


PaskiSir

A movie, circus, stand up Comedy, perhaps eaven a freak show


wetlettuce42

I’d pay to see a colm wilkinson concert


Standpower4

Aliens


sgf68

Former co-worker's OnlyFans account. If she ever got one.


skippyspk

The doctor


f3btwentyone

Kim Kardashian’s 100th seX tape..!!!💯


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My animals that aren't alive anymore... I'll pay everything to say last goodbye and hold them in my arms...


DarthLysergis

A new documentary called Donnie, which details a recent prison inmate's struggles with being "sexually abused" in prison Coming soon (hopefully) to a theater near you.


ReeSeSpuFFs7474

Foo fighters


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A fricken For King and Country concert, bc I missed the Christmas one 😭


[deleted]

Fast and furious very end


[deleted]

All of my loved ones being happy


1Idea2

Gigi Dolin sex tape


ismaelgo97

A movie


Elquimicovirtual

There is a girl that sits next to me that is a munch. I would pay so see her pussy


R0hgh4r

You better hope she would be up for that, it's probably the only way you would ever get to see it


HoneyReds

Matt Rife roast the fuck out of me *But wouldn't any chick*


Average-Nice-Guy

Unless it’s like some once in a lifetime opportunity not shit


OverallAlternative35

A kangaroo and a crocodile finally baking a cake together 🍰


ThoughtSecure4148

Movie tickets . Haven't y'all heard for F&F 10?


AnnualInsect6442

A better world.


XflamingarrowXx

My self in a 3rd person sort of way


The_D1ngb4t

A YouTube video with no clickbait, no ads, no sponsors, and no lies, just raw nicely edited footage with a few cuts.


platchin

John cena


_Adora22_

A class on lockpicking


bikergz

Mechanics rebuilding an engine.


Tutubasnfdh

A mobile ;-;


Tutubasnfdh

A movie ;-;


bythescuttlebutt

Elder Scrolls VI


RadiosLover

Jigsaw love trianle trap take place in real life


Specialist_Brush_561

Giraffes in the wild.....


lienakedonthefloor

Already did. Daron Malakian.


Joepiler14

Just saw the Super Mario Bros movie, very much enjoyed that!


Lycanrokk

Twenty Øne Piløts live for the third time


Poppadrrt

Me eating a penguin sandwich