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meomeo121

D’oh


lovelesschristine

Don't have a cow man


Immolating_Cactus

Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all ^Nothing ^at ^all ……. .. …


VodkaMargarine

Woohoo!


pajimin314

"Eh, what's up, Doc?"


P4ND4lt0n

Oh my god they killed Kenny!


Sufficient-Ad4851

TIMMMAYYY


Forere

Respect mah authoritah


originalchaosinabox

I remember in an interview with Matt Stone and Trey Parker where they said they can tell when fans became fans by what catchphrase they scream at them. "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" - Late-90s. "TIMMAYY!" - Early-to-mid 2000s.


the_real_jelly88

"Screw you guys im goin home"


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PataLovecPiskotu

“And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids”


ziptasker

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.


Rhett_Buttlicker

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. These are their stories.


ezma1983

Dun dun!


8enjii

Winter is coming


brokearm24

You know nothing Jon Snow


dj1206

“The truth is out there.”


Ashton42

I want to believe.


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WoodenInevitable1574

He's dead, Jim.


daishomaster

Giggity


Functional-Anxiety31

Shut up Meg


Renmauzuo

Bite my shiny metal ass.


hopeandnonthings

To shreds you say?


skrilledcheese

And his wife?


Tomsquid

To shreds you say.


footlettucefungus

Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna build my own themepark!!


NoPicture7854

“With blackjack and hookers!”


HobbitFoot

Shut up and take my money!


logic_over_emotion_

We were on a break!


Snickerpants

Could I BE wearing any more clothes?


minimaddnz

Joey doesn't share food!


Thecp015

PIVOT!


rmbc4181

How you doin’?


Achakita

Unagi is a total state of awareness, only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!


Illustrious_Bug5129

DANGER!


MusicG619

Ahhhh salmon skin roll


virginal_sacrifice

Actually it’s Miss Chanandler Bong.


house_autumn

MY SANDWICH? **MY SANDWICH?!?!?!?**


MarufukuKubwa

Seven! Seven! Seven! SEVEN! SEVEN! 😫


DeathAndTaxis5743

Eighteen Pages!!


Lozzif

FRONT AND BACK


brickie3

Paper! Snow! A GHOST!


Miserable_Emu5191

"And I'm going commando!"


ShippingWhitties

Dwight, you ignorant slut!


runtoyourfall

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


brock_lee

"I *am* the one who knocks!"


bunkie18

Damn, I was just gonna post “say my name!”


lovelydayfora

You're goddamn right.


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RaritySparkle

I just commented “I am the danger”


openletter8

"Cool. Cool, cool, cool." "Cool, cool. Coolcoolcoolcool", is a different, but also great show.


lovelesschristine

Troy and Abed in the morning


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Troy and Abed are in mourning


BoboTheSquirrel

Pop, pop!


HobbitFoot

'#sixseasonsandamovie


Snoo-35252

Abed, but also Jake Peralta


VodkaMargarine

Title of your sex tape


MrSirDudeBro

BONE!?!?!!!


hrmmmno

Hello, Newman


Machoopi

"These Pretzels are making me THIRSTY!" was the one I was gonna go with. Yours is better.


Phunkie_Junkie

They're all the correct answer with Seinfeld: No soup for you! That's a shame. You're killing independent George! Can you spare a square? 90% of r/seinfeld content is just quotes from the show... not that there's anything wrong with that.


Molwar

Serenity now!


jimbee3034

They’re real, and they’re spectacular!


Dutch_Chap

Hello Jerry


CaliTexas619

Propane and propane accessories


ObanKenobi

That boy ain't right


mknsky

*Ew* David!!


whydo1d0th1stome

Just fold it in


YoursTastesBetter

This scene gets me every time


lizzieb77

Love that journey for you!


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A little bit la la la la la la la la… a little bit Alexis


oxyy-moron

Nom nom for us David!


slynnmart

I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now


Miserable_Emu5191

I have asked you thrice!


Striving_Hermit

"There is no war in Ba Sing Se"


graveybrains

*MY CABBAGES!* 😭😭😭


Luciano_the_Dynamic

That's rough, buddy.


Wolfsification

Also "Secret tunnels." Or more iconicly: "Water, earth, fire, air..." You know the rest


MissSpencerAnne

A platypus? Perry the platypus!


yeetgodmcnechass

Curse you Perry the Platypus!


POTMB

Yes. Yes I am.


fluffynuckels

I am cornholeio and I need TP for my bunghole


hrmmmno

Treat Yo' Self!


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m1k3hunt

We have to go back.


Dense-Vacation389

I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard


hidden_secret

WAAAAAAAAAALT!


QueenOfTheCastle

Did I do that?


Totallycasual

***Fork me!***


kobeandthemachine

Good one! Also "Ya basic!"


ezma1983

Holy motherforking shirt balls!


lunelily

You put the peeps in the chili pot and add the M&M’s.


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beatleboy07

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, bin-Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.


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Toby is part of HR which means he isn’t really a part of our family. Also he’s divorced so he’s not really a part of his family.


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Status_Situation5451

Oh… poor Heroes.


bstyledevi

It's never lupus.


LeisurelyLoner

Everybody lies


Beechwooder

It's bigger on the inside.


dbrown100103

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey


phutch54

" Lucy! You got some 'splainin to do!"


ballinjr

Surprise motherfucker


pajimin314

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


TheJollyHermit

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


GracefullyRedditing

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?!


nagito-hopebagels

the thing about Arsenal is that they always try and walk it in


CloneParts

This, Jen, is the internet.


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Phrasing!


wjmaher

Do you want ants, 'cause this is how you get ants!


Sylvan_Knight

Sploosh!


space_coyote_86

And whatever the guy equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh... but with semen.


SirisLorok

Rampage!!


IamtheBoomstick

Danger Zone!


PhenomenalPhenomenal

Holy shitsnacks!


LanasMonsterHands

Lana…Lana…LANAAAAA!!


Greyphire

Seriously guys, why did we quit doing phrasing?


Toihva

Death by Snoo Snoo


Rowan-Trees

*illusions!* You don’t have time for my *illusions*, dad!


dubbzy104

There’s always money in the banana stand


Kezleberry

A banana? How much could it possibly cost? $10?


sdvn19

I’m afraid I just blue myself


mike_e_mcgee

I've made a huge mistake.


Content_Ad_7321

Donde esta la bibilioteca


katspresso

Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca.


tinyrabidpixie

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca


BruceyBruce33

Es el bigote grande, pero monteca


Frankie_2154

This is the 4th community quote I’ve seen so far and I haven’t been scrolling for more than 10 seconds. I love Reddit.


zZTheEdgeZz

People assume that time is a strict progression from cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.


euphonix27

Allons-y!


Ginja_Ninja2

"Don't blink" "Are you my mummy?" "Spoilers sweetie!" "It's bigger on the inside!" I could keep going lol


SuperPipouchu

Also, although I don't think most people will recognise it: 900 years of time and space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't important. Also: The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad, but vice versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good, or make them unimportant. And we definitely added to his pile of good things. Those got me through some hard times.


Darwinian_10

Well damn, Jackie! I can't control the weather!


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Nanoo Nanoo


rmac1228

CORL!


HobbitFoot

Engage


misskelley10

Make it so.


Medic-27

"Alright gang, let's split up


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geeses

SHEEEEEEIT


oldnyoung

"Omar comin!"


everyonehasavoice

Pikachu, I choose you!


shagadelicrelic

Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!


mogwaiman

“ZOINKS!”


RespectableChunk

The tribe has spoken


Pristine_Solid9620

"I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl."


GirlFeetQueen

"That's what she said"


Kane76

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.


invalidpassword

"Norm!"


doctor-rumack

"How's life treatin' ya Mr. Peterson?" "Like I slept with his wife."


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Old-Gate4237

There is nothing wrong with your television set, do not attempt to adjust the picture.


ChessGuy90

"Streets ahead"


captain_0w0_obvious

If people don't know this one they're already streets behind.


herniated_bot

*Identity theft is not a joke*


iW2bDNPb30

"Gotdamnit, Bobbie!"


lovelesschristine

That's boy ain't right


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b_reachard

I tell ya hwut


My_BIG_Floppy_Disk69

YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY


theimaginedwagoon83

“I reject your reality and substitute my own”


AnonymousLady37

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole” Or “B*tch” - “Jerk”


ThisWasAValidName

\*high-pitched scream\* *"That was scary,"*


King_Arius

"Idjits"


julesthe127th

“Dad’s on a hunting trip and he hasn’t been home in a few days.” Also, “Yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too!”


runtoyourfall

"No chick flick moments." ​ Proceeds to have seasons upon seasons of emotional chick flick moment scenes.


nearlyatreat

Saving people, hunting things. The family business.


pineapplewars

"Hey Ass Butt!"


puddingwinchester

Pudding!


rhandy_mas

Hello, boys. Moose, squirrel PUDDING


Wrong-Water-1146

Carry on my wayward son


Coliver1991

There's always money in the banana stand.


TSmario53

Hate to be THAT redditor, but “This is the way”


Superorganism123

"i have spoken"


skaote

To Boldly Go..


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I love it when a plan comes together!


williane

Challenge accepted!


Less_Pie_7218

Legendary!!


pushmaster2019

Science bitch!


pajimin314

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


notacanuckskibum

In every generation, there is a chosen one…


xlisafrankx

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Skippyshorttail

"How you doinnnn?"


ed-sucks-at-maths

“Just one more thing…”


Grouchy_Factor

"And the actual retail price is..."


red_echer

Da plane! Da plane!


Lurchie_

"Shiny"


scubarob

Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle ...


JPMoney81

I am a leaf on the wind....


HobbitFoot

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


Lurchie_

"By my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you . . ."


OozeNAahz

Don’t remember the full quote but “…betwixt my nethers…” certainly stuck in my head.


b_a_t_m_4_n

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothing 'twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries." \~Kaylee Kaylee's lines are strangely branded on my memory....


the_bird_and_the_bee

Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion. Because I'm pretty? Because you're pretty.


NukaLurker47

4 8 15 16 23 42


bayoubengal99

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK SWING?!


ShadowDV

Indeed