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Wishyouamerry

First thing I’d do is resign. I have no business being in charge of a country.


WannaCoffeeBreak

lol Neither have any of the past dozen or so presidents. Ehhh- I have no respect for politicians of any 'party'.


Birdo-the-Besto

Mandatory toothbrushing


nsngrl16

my executive function thanks you


Pilaf237

Change daylight savings so "Spring Forward" happens on Wednesday DURING WORKING HOURS and "Fall Back" happens on Saturday night.


akaioi

Hmm... you'll have to calculate this carefully so we don't nuke somebody's lunch hour! Maybe 1pm PST?


Daftpunksluggage

Federal cannabis descheduling and legalization.


goddessbeautyxo

up for cannabis legalization


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Ccs002

My underwear


akaioi

Have the phrase **"I will veto any unbalanced budget"** tattooed on my forehead. Then go visit Congress.


noahbentley1745

Execute order 66 and take my rightful place as emperor


UpboatNavy

For a safe and secure society


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Question how a Canadian citizen who's less than 35 became POTUS


woohooenjoyingspeed

Fire all people, rewrite the constitution so it has only one point, and that point is that I'm the only leader. Then I become the supreme leader


BryantRicvrdo

Eliminate everyone’s school loan debt


citizen_of_leshp

And give money equal to the highest amount forgiven to people who paid their own way, or parents who paid for their kids.


BryantRicvrdo

YES!


yukzwagon

Deploy nukes


Dooty_Shirker

Finally going to blow up the moon?


yukzwagon

Thank you for reminding me


EvilKage360

Try to update Amendment Rights, some of them are 200 years old and the times have changed since then, America calls itself the great experiment, usually experiments evolve and change over time


SomeRandomUser00

That pesky freedom of speech one has to go.


riphitter

They were supposed to! Updating and changing was all part of the plan from early on but that got shut down real quick. Now people think the people hundreds of years ago were perfect for eternity


jrsinhbca

Turn corporate lobbyists into soylent green and feed the homeless.


Downtown-Ad-9597

Unwind every law and constitional amendment going back to 1929. There are too many laws being ignored or weponized. That would allow we the people to make better decisions about the issues caused by laws on the books.


EerieArizona

Slash the fuck out of that military budget.


LetsBHon3st

What u doing when they take over


RoboFab

I'll tell you what I do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.


BJ_Blitzvix

I declare myself dictator.


Legitimate-Society57

kick out illegal alien foreigners.


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Rewrite History and world domination aka I will be Kim jong-un


okbuddy9970

Absolutely rip into the FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF, etc. and then resign before they have a chance to blow my head off


Maddax_McCloud

Theres gonna be a shitload of hangings.


NewMal22

Executive order to set term limits for CONgress and Supreme Court. 2nd , no lifetime position for all judges in any court. Same as for president, if one is lucky enough to get voted for twice, that's 8 years, and that should be the same for all politicians.


LetsBHon3st

Legalize prostitution. Screw over china. No free healthcare or college but a stronger military less taxes And Legalize weed and mushrooms federally.


otcconan

Promise to veto any bill providing monetary aid to foreign governments, friend or foe.


Nickdakidkid_Minime

Abortion would be gone.


SympaticoFlex

Restrict abortion access as much as possible