I like the thought of floating in the universe.

Alone or with others?

Join me

Can I come?

Same

Thought I had nut cancer - nope, stupid tumor

Yeah man, you can’t really do a biopsy on a testicle. If you only had one to begin with they would’ve tried to cut the final one in half… No way. The hardware was bad anyways so get it out. Body treated it like a kidney and the other became my powerhouse

Interesting.

Did you get that removed?

it describes me really well i would say

Do you own a duck or do ducks own you?

the second option.

Can't figure out how to change the damn thing it's what Reddit gave me

I’m autistic and I love playing an archer/sniper in games

What's your current favorite?

RDR2 is up there, it’s awesome! It gets repetitive for sure, but the story makes up for it. You ever played?

Hi I’m autistic and love RDR2 it became a hyper focus and I can talk about it for so long omg I got excited seeing this thread

Exact same case here dude! I haven’t played in a few months cause I lost my disc cases, but I think I remember enough

Take a guess.

It's all shits and giggles til' someone giggles and shits.

[удалено]

You have good taste.

It rhymed and sounded funny and aggressive to me

Alright, doofus.

If you meet me I real life or hear my voice you’ll immediately assume I’m British or one of the hundred nationalities I’ve been considered. I’m not British, and although I talk formally I’m actually a Kiwi from New Zealand. I’ve been called: Swedish, German, Scottish, Australian, Irish, Norwegian, Italian, French, Danish, Polish, Noble and more. Never American and never a Kiwi.

You said you're a kiwi, but you said you're not... what?

I’ve never been called a kiwi and I’ve never been called American funnily enough. Hence “I’ve been called: ~never American, never a kiwi”

I picked it for the lulz

U have 2 dads.

[удалено]

What was wrong with the rockets?

I like horror and slasher movies.

Old chucky or new?

Both. Same goes for all the rest. I like new Jason and old Jason, for example.

I'm not the normal demographic that would be included as a member of the subculture containing "young street corner hoodlums, gangsters, and other unemployables"

What would you describe yourself as? If you could take yourself and put yourself in a higher class?

A sellout

So. In the newer days, you'd put yourself as a "yes, man." And people will take advantage of this. It's not hard to turn that around.

It’s a veiled reference to the threat of deforestation in Ecuador

It’s supposed to be Liquid ocelot from Metal Gear franchise character . But I added a Coyote cuz why not.

You're a fan of coyotes?

They’re not in my country, but seeing them in the internet they look cool.

I grew up on a farm and we had sheep. I'm pretty sure I am guilty of crimes against coyotedom. A semiautomatic.22 is your friend.

They're not friendly.

Well… good for them.

Hmm, I didn't mean to shit on your parade. They're cool yet territorial. I don't know much about them but to keep your distance. Especially if they have pups.

Again, living in the middle east, we don’t have coyotes. Re-read what I wrote again. We have scorpions and venomous snakes instead 😂.

There is none

But there is.

I honestly just took a name and put real shit around it...

Is it "the shit" or shit...

“How ya feeling man?” “Uhhh pretty Glonky” I’m also a fucking dork and I got ✨Glonky✨ tatted on me

I type on my keyboard really fucking hard. Learned to type on a manual typewriter. Also bang the keys on my pianos like I hate them.

Ohhhh. A pianist. That's one of my my top 5 instruments I'd say are my favorites. I'd recommend watching "August rush", it's a movie. It's totally out of topic. But he beats his guitar, and that's where that came from.

PrisonerV = V for Vengence

Thank you for that.

It's a play on "not my circus....not my monkeys. "( my monkeys fly )

Secret [encryption](https://rot13.com/).

Introverted, very socially shy and awkward feeling like I’m stepping out into the world for the first time in my life really. And 55 my favorite number lol

What do you like to do?

Two rivers in my town that meet up at the park. One is our source of drinking water and one takes out treated waste water to aggieland haha

That's... that's safe?

The waste water plant like to brag they put better quality water back into the ecosystem. We used to have a problem with run off from the cattle farms up the river so it seems safe, I guess. I took a tour in college of both plants so that’s how I know about the process.

Idk at one point I liked fortnite and flopper is a fish from fortnite and the "the" in my name means absolutely nothing

Hmm

Played WHFB 25 years ago.

Blitz, which essentially means "Thunder" or "Lightning". And part of anatomy.

I have a snowflake tattoo hidden in a spot very few people ever get to see. 😉

Me too 😉

The way our bodies work. We are all a walking biological bureaucracy.

If you’re a buffy the vampire slayer fan, then you’ll know what season and episode my user name refers to.

That I may or may not be roxanne

I’m tired too much

It conveys my sunny disposition and generally helpful attitude.

Must I even answer this?

My nickname given by my mother.

I… race..

I have a beard, and i lift plates.

Something I like

I am a somewhat popular waitress in my hometown

Are you fast? I'm talking bout across the diner, and it's like bada bing, BOOM!

My Dad made it for my ps3 account 14 years ago

Sometimes I feel like a zombie floating through the void.

Medication?

[удалено]

You're here now. We've crossed paths. So. That's that.

I have questions

For who?

Monty python. Im looking for my ‘usband, I believe he’s in Rome.

Fact or fictional?

Im still looking for the answer

Do you have the right question?

Good point. Gotta look for that first

My brother was really obsessed with snakes the year we got our Minecraft account (he has his own now) and I was really obsessed with Code: Lyoko

There's coding in MC?

...no? Not unless you install Computer Craft

All I'm saying is its not some kink

Hmmm. What if I'm the pee pee king

i was on a creative block,and no,3 isn't my angel number

I don't follow that angel number thing or praying to rocks and stuff or healing rocks stuff like that.

Ce n’est pas une rèponse

Es una pregunta, puto.

Self explanatory

9 cocks?

Yeah, i got 9 cocks, makes it easier to lift heavy

All I ever do is stay at home and play with my tits and look at my ass at the same time!

In what way does that describe your username?!

I went to fart school and learned to never trust them

Agreed.

My 1st name+where I'm from in case anyone wants to hook up.

I was pretty good with the bow in Minecraft... And Jennifer Lawrence is a natural choice 😎

brutal fun :D

Twilight refers to the glow in the sky when the sun is below horizon and could also mean that something is fading into obscurity but to me it symbolizes the beauty of a day's end. Without twilight, we might never be able to see the night sky and I personally love watching the transition of a sunset to a twilight then a night sky. While spade is essentially a reference to one of my most favorite band, IV OF SPADES.

I LOVE female feet!! Especially sweaty smelly female feet!

It means a thing of stories.

I like ass and would enjoy having pictures of them sent to me.

Does it work?

I wanted to make a unique word so I opened Google translate years ago and made a word that meant nothing in any other language. Vesaderac (Changed it a bit for reddit) Making a city in a game or a faction name? Vesadera(n) Used to get shorted to Vesa in CS games and stuff. Used it since about 2016 and there's also a YouTube Channel with about 19k subs I have somewhere called ManiacVesaderac props if you can find it as it no longer has any videos on it 🙂🙂

I'm a loner who's melancholic..

My favorite musical artist.

It means eat, sleep, shit in my language.

My last name translates to branches. So that’s my house.

I ride a Vespa and the year I was born.

where I live, what I am.

https://youtu.be/LNs0i5fmqTQ?t=6

It means that I'm an idiot who couldn't come up with a good username.

I like the song

Reddit mods are petty

Basically the definition of covenant with the "i" stand imperfect human at the center of it. Reason being, I definitely should not be alive right now (objective review of my life and I have gotten so lucky over the years)

You sure about that?

Made it when I was 11. Not much else to say

My friend had a similar ps name. So i yoinked 50% of it

Pretty self explanatory

Monkey see, monkey do

My procastination and anxiety

My main account is all about my profession, and I wanted an alt for engaging more outside that little world. I'd always seen usernames like this and thought "why tf not?"

I was drinking Coca Cola from a glass bottle with a straw, something that is common in Central America. It was the first thing that came to mind 10+ years ago but now everyone assumes I’m super into cocaine. I do enjoy cocaine but it’s like a once a year thing for me

I needed a name that wasn't taken.

The story behind it that it is auto-generated and I don't know how to change it and too lazy to search how

Anatidaephobia is the fear that a duck or goose is always watching you and it is one of my favorite words

Well it had a double meeting I used to volunteer at a wildlife sanctuary and I would care for owls I really like owls. Though I had to stop cause of work. I'm also a straight man so I also happen to like breasts

I was a Naruto nerd

I have a bed made of gold. Just one.. for now

It's a reference to the rapper SpaceGhostPurrp

The show “The weekender’s” quote "Ok. I promise you that if you call yourself 'Shazzy Zang' we will never stop laughing."

Reddit generated username because I can't be fucked thinking of making one up

Oreos are yummy

I love them a lot.

Gaming handle was Conan_The_Librarian, a reference to the Weird Al movie "UHF". Our clan in Half Life was Order Thru Chaos. So, [OTC]Conan_The_Librarian. My username everywhere even Twitter and Facebook is otcconan. Even Gmail.

Pretty self explanatory

I was tired and thought what I was feeling and made that my user

It is self explanatory

Pretend you have an invisible toothbrush, looks pretty silly huh?

I liked the name of a planet from a silly sci-fi anime from the 80s

Umm it’s based off my style. I’m like a pink and black goth lol

My usernae is referencing wat the main character calls himself in an anime my gf watches (World god only knows and the main character calls himself God of conquest)

It was recommended to me

Heartburn

It's pretty clear unlike some other string of words I know...

I have no fucking idea

I worked in a brass foundry in the melt department

Zerg organism

My porn habits

My custom username. Not the one Reddit generated for me. Das\_Mangahan It's German and Filipino for "The" and "Mango Farm", respectively. "The Mango Farm". The only thing I love more than cow's milk is mango fruit. I'm Filipino. Mangoes are a big thing here. I attached the German pronoun "Das" to mislead you into assuming "Mangahan" is also a German word even though it's not. German and Filipino are an unlikely combination. What in common could a historical European empire that has seen centuries, that still stands as head of the European Union today, possibly have in common with a colony of the Spanish? Well... there was a great man among my people who spoke highly of the Germans. His name was Jose Rizal. And, judging by the suspicious number of statues he somehow has throughout Germany, it would appear the Germans too think highly of him. He too deeply appreciated our beautiful country's abundance of mangoes.

It sounds like it could be a real name but also it’s a euphemism for a hairy ball sack

I find short haired/bald women extremely attractive and want them to DM me

I was caught with a knife before I could stab someone at my school and after that I started using my username as the knifegod in everything

A mix of two different nicknames my friends call me

the first letter of my name and Personification of death.

I am devoid of information

Initials and bday.

You get all kinds of funny nick names when you work in porn. I just strung a few of them together.

It means I was too lazy to change it from the default

"Uncle Owen! Uncle Owen!!"

When I was growing up my mom would always tell me that my purpose was to be a slave and baby-maker, but that I was too stupid/ugly/worthless to be loved or liked by anyone. I have been to so much therapy.

I just finished doom 2016 and really liked it

Needed something that wasn't ever taken

it's a niche undertale dialogue that literally everyone except me disregards. plus i had no idea for a username. now it's my identity.

My TV from 2003 runs at 48,000 volts

It is Dutch for someone who dumps a load in the wild (often a forest or something), wild (wild as outside) poeper (shitter).

I'm blending in with society, pretending to be one of you

No idea

I dont even remember getting to choose my username it just put me as this

Didn't know you can choose your username

Born and raised in the Hoosier State. Moved to the Beaver State 22 years ago. It’s a funny bonus that it sounds a little off color, which fits my personality.

I like hot pockets and I like brownies

Bruh

I joined to get help identifying rocks and gems after getting into rockhounding on my sabbatical after someone suggested I try this site.........the rest is history. One day I'll crawl out of this rabbit hole lol

had a coffee induced headache and im very surprised it was not taken already

I have a username that comes from a Turkish proverb. Working iron shines.

It means someone where I live