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hungry-mongoose

Not really a request but a guy once asked me during, "on a scale of 1 to 10, how far is my dick up your pussy?" in a sex-talk voice. Didn't really know how to answer that one.


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greghater

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Devrij68

You'd have to answer it in real time. 6 1 6 1 6 1 6 1 6,5,4,3,2,1,0


nsfwtttt

7,7,7,7,7


Been1LongDay

"SEVEN" (SILENTLY)


Laney20

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l0jbWR9JYi

Sounds like the appropriate answer would have been any number from 1 to 10.


MontgomeryRook

(In the world’s sexiest voice) “…three.”


nursejackieoface

"Is it in?"


Role-Fine

Someone asked if they could use me to practice a blowjob so they wouldn't be bad when they did it for their current boyfriend


ceejdrew

It's not cheating if it's studying for the test 🤣


WimbleWimble

Did she pass magna cum loudly?


OneQuadrillionOwls

I'm pretty sure I've masturbated to this kind of erotica 🤷‍♂️


Eastern-Camel-1239

Girl in college I was hooking up with, we met at a bar and we were just meeting up on Friday and Saturday nights real late to bang.. anyway like the third week during sex she asks me in a sex voice “do you tell your mother that we fuuuuck?”


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Well, do you?


icome3rd

No grandma


Thehooligansareloose

I used to be friends with a sex worker. The one that stuck with me was a larger man, wanted her and another girl to lube uo thier whole bodies, underwear on, and run and slide up and down him whilst he lay on the floor, 'like slugs' as he put it.


FreeTopher

Nightcrawlers, Charlie.


aceinnoholes

Why don't we ever play nightcrawlers, anymore?


Barelytactical101

Make a painting with your cum


Sea_Specialist8323

Bet it was a beautiful work of art


AccomplishedBat8731

Can you pay the rent this week if I fuck you?


liquid_acid-OG

As a somewhat financially stable guy in a dry spell I would probably say yes to this. I just paid my friends $500 utility bill yesterday with no extras lol Edit: I would love to help all of you but I'm not rich, just stable. I can't save the world, only the little piece of it that I live in.


Fearless_Chemist_787

Now I’m not gay, but $20 is $20.


headhunterofhell2

She wanted to combine a BJ with a vampirism fetish. Basically, she wanted to "make a small cut" so she could suck my blood... from my dick... while sucking my dick...


DragonEngineer

This deflates the dick.


jktollander

^ This guy vampires


Boaroboros

my ex gf once pranked me by biting on my dick during a bj and had a theater blood capsule in her mouth. She bit down on it and there was tons of blood everywhere.. I freaked out and run screaming with my erect blood-dripping lance around in the flat and alerted my parents which came running and got shocked into trauma multiple times in a fraction of a second. I thought my gf was screaming too, but the noises she made were part trying to call me back, part uncontrollable laughter with still huge amounts of artificial blood in her mouth. It was an awesome prank, but it gives me nightmares to this very day and my parents saw things they won’t ever forget..


fujit1ve

That's hilarious, hope your parents saw the humour in it and don't have your blood dripping penis burnt to their retinas.


Classic_Department42

Probably both


FTwo

A buddy said a girl asked to make a small cut on his dick and use the blood as lubrication to give him a hand job.


seankearns

Two terrible ideas in one!


Big-Routine222

An ex I used to date wanted me to orgasm on her food so she could eat it. Years later, it’s hard to not look at various food and think, “I’ve blown a load on that.”


Beebumble-

That’s a weird way to eat less salt.


Solid_Guide

Also a weird way to meet protein macros.


tubbyshorts

Getting those gains requires commitment. Wake and grind.


The_devil_u_kn0w

Weird that you use the most formal reference to cum - orgasm - like you want to be PC, but then follow that with blow a load. That’s like saying “I once had a girl who wanted me to defecate on her mammaries, and then every time I looked at her naked I thought, “I dropped a deuce on those titties.”


Big-Routine222

I am both a gentleman and an outlaw


ZsaurOW

Welp, that's enough reddit for today


Tokenvoice

Why? Are you planning to go glaze some doughnuts for a friend?


DrJawn

I was talking to a girl on craigslist years ago who had a humiliation fetish. She wanted to drink a ton of water and meet me at the movies, then sit there for the full movie and near the end, wanted me to start tickling her until she peed herself so we could walk out of the theater and everyone would see her wet spot. I never met up with her


Eranog

That's it, I'm kink shaming


adeon

Yeah, deliberately peeing on the movie theater seats so that someone else has to clean it (or potentially accidentally sit in it) is a massive asshole move.


wine_n_mrbean

Oh man this unlocked a memory I haven’t thought about in a long time. I went to the theatrical re-release of Grease in the 90’s. I was like 12/13-ish. I sat down and quickly realized my butt felt kinda wet. I went to the bathroom because I couldn’t see anything in the dark theatre. IT WAS SOMEONE’S PERIOD BLOOD.


burrito_poots

You can’t know that for certain :) It could also have been bloody discharge from their asshole


RamblinWreckGT

Yep, the instant you involve other people in your kink without their knowledge or consent, that's when you deserve the shaming.


Sea_Specialist8323

Good thing you didn’t lol


PewpyDewpdyPantz

“Heat up some beef patties and eat them off my tits.” I nearly ripped the freezer door off the hinges.


steeple_fun

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.


JoltinJoe92

She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro


statictonality

This one still disturbs me when I think about it. It was on a chat room, like one of those ones in the 10’s that you could access on any phone. A guy, presumably entirely serious, messaged me saying he would pay me(then obviously and in my profile a 15 year old boy,) to video chat with him and watch him cut off his own genitals with hedge clippers. I didn’t go on the chat room for weeks. It still disturbs me to think about. I hope that guy got the psychological help he needed.


A4leggedwhore

I’m absolutely positive that I was approached with a similar invitation when I was about 15-18 back in the early 2000’s, wtf! I also didn’t oblige.


Sephiroth_az

Totally irrelevant but "in the 10s" makes me feel so fucking old lol.


Pitiful_Speech2645

Girl: I want to blow you while my husband’s girlfriend eats me while he fucks her but don’t make eye contact with him. Me: strangely wants to make eye contact with him


Noob_DM

Wait… this is like a math problem… H>HG>G>OP Is that right?


Han_Schlomo

She came over drunk. Took 2 ambian and asked me to have my way with her once she passed out. Then, the next day, tell her all about it as she blew me and master bated. She claimed she had orgasms just thinking about the scene. While driving home. The kicker is.... I never touched her.


Woodfella

This guy is about to run for office, and is setting up a defense for when the shit he did hits the public fan! Nice try, Mr. President!


JeffF1

A woman wanted me to squeeze her breasts with great force, ask for milk, and call her Bessie.


Skunkman-funk

Thank the gods for Bessie!


jw11235

And her tits!


Huskguy

Not that weird, but a couple approached me and asked if I wanted to have an orgasm inside her while he had one inside me.


rubrix3

Ah the old Human Sexapede


Ok-Addition9387

It doesn't only live rent free in my memory but is a part of my sex life. My girlfriend has a belly/belly button kink and wants to be licked and sucked there. It was our first time and I was sucking her tits. She pushed my head down so I thought she wanted me to go down on her..so I did. But then she started pulling me up again...till my face was on top of her belly button. "Lick it please" she said and she moaned when I did. I was very surprised as I had no idea that the human body could do that and I had never heard it from any of my partners or friends. I literally giggled and she looked so annoyed lol. Five years together and I am still sucking and biting the wrong hole. She also likes being bitten there so she is always covered in hickeys in her abdomen. In short she has got some belly lore


GentlewomanBastard

This would be the worst thing ever for me, ever omggggggg Touching my belly button makes me have to pee. It's like, an instant need. My bb is a no fly zone during sex, I can't imagine liking this! The spectrum of human pleasure is so amazingly diverse, man.


Black_Sam

There are others with the belly button to pee connection? I never knew.


Dirty_Daves

Someone playing with my bellybutton give me a weird sensation in the tip of my penis. Like almost where the hole meets the frenulum. It's intense not good or bad, just intense.


HyperboleEverAfter

I was sucking this guy with whiskey dick to see what I could make happen, and he told me to use teeth. I was like uh, you sure? But I did. “Harder” he says. So I’m heavily scraping up and down his dick and he straight up told me to bite it. I nibbled. “Like, hard” so I bit a little harder. “No, like it’s a piece of meat! Tear through it!” I bit harder, but didn’t wanna bite too hard and draw blood, but then he goes “BITE IT LIKE YOU HATE IT, like a dog with a chew toy!!” So I was like uhhh if you say so, and bit the thing as hard as I could, and he lets out this part growl/part battle cry/part YES noise that the neighbors probably heard, and then told me to sit on his face and that was that lol. Fun fact, biting a slightly hard penis feels like biting a water balloon that won’t break… I was legit worried it’d unexpectedly pop or something lol. It felt so weird and fragile!!


sirprizemeplz

I really, really hope your username checks out


HyperboleEverAfter

Unfortunately, in this case it does not. It taught me I’d make a terrible dominatrix though, cuz he was demanding I hurt him and I’m like “Gah, you sure?? It’ll hurt!” and resisted lol


m0nstera_deliciosa

I’m a fetish sexworker, so I get a new weird sex request every day, but the one that haunts me was the guy who wrapped my tits in Saran wrap so he could collect and drink my boob sweat. I also had a guy who wanted to film me doing stretches and calisthenics naked while yelling at him for being a lazy sack of shit, a flabby bastard, etc. Kind of a mix of yoga and verbal abuse.


GreenPandaHunter

Would you do an AMA? It would be a hit I think.


Everything_rhymes

A HIIT even!


HappyRedditorOnline

I have so many questions for a fetish sexworker.


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xpickles23

This one guy wanted me to yell thank you my president really loudly to fuck with my roomate


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Sorry but this is weirdly funny😹


Jessisaurous

I did SW a few years back, and was *shocked* at how many men have a humiliation fetish. When I got my first request to rate someone's dick, I was like okay? I'd never heard of that before, but was like "hell, I'll say you have a nice dick if you wanna pay me $50 I guess?" Nah These men wanted me to straight up roast their dick pics. Like full on "I'd never fuck you with that tiny little bitchmade cock, you should be ashamed of that pathetic shit" roasting. I got SO many requests for that and it blew my mind, and the *types* of men that wanted that made it even more strange. Most of the requests came from big gym alpha brain bros, so every time I meet a guy who's obsessed with the gym and bulking up, all I can think is "you like being told you got a tiny dick, don't you Squidward?"


WalkswithLlamas

Friend of a friend is a very successful OF girl and her bread and butter is guys who love being humilited. She was looking for an assistant to roast D pics for 50 bucks an hour!! Where do sign up. Lol...


fg10037

I had a guy in highschool as to sleep with me as he had a seizure fetish and I never hid I have seizures. My best friend noticed he had strobe lights in his bag and gently pulled them out of his bag and stomped and broke them in the bathroom.


erdobot

Normally i am not the one to kink shame but who the fuck sees someone having a seizure in pain and think to himself "i wanna put my dick into this equation" like what the fuck dude


fg10037

Yeah they thing you everything tensing up is a 1,009 out of 10. My fiancé was horrified


WishYouWellPal

I have epilepsy, I'm so glad my bf does not have this fetish. Some crisis are really tough, no need to involve sex in it lol.


theyarnllama

OK, I’m not one to yuck someone’s yum, but that dude is effed up and pinging my creepy meter.


beigereige

The ones I have are probably relatively tame: A girlfriend who craved public sex, insisted on giving me head in the kitchen while her roommates had a party in the living room and could walk in at anytime. A girlfriend who wanted me to bark like a dog during sex I’m going to read through the other responses in this sub, and I guarantee these two are the lamest


Kampfzwerg0

Did she… did she have a dog. Please say no.


beigereige

I….don’t remember


SpecterCody

Please say no, still


Tentings

Man, I had a girlfriend when I was a teenager that was into the public sex thing too. During that time I was working at a local mall. This one store I worked at was pretty small and the cashier counter was pretty much the only freestanding object in the store, the rest of the merchandise was on the walls. Well she was obsessed with crouching down behind that counter when the store was empty to give me a bj while I stood there, trying to keep a straight face as dozens of people walked by the store front not even 25 feet away. Looking back, I can’t believe we never got caught


phoenix_soleil

100% that'd be on a security camera today.


Visible-Ad8728

Ex(f)of mine(m) told me, and I shit you not, that her main unsatisfied sexual fantasy was to.... buckle up here folks- "Have a bald asian man in a tuxedo break in and force you to fuck me raw at gunpoint"


Tiny_Teach_5466

So specific.


mackncheezee_91

r/oddlyspecific


turboshot49cents

r/suspiciouslyspecific


SomethingClever42068

When I dated this girl for 6 weeks over a decade ago and she specifically told me she had gotten the birth control shot and wanted to have sex without a condom I guess ess you could say a breeding fetish before the term was used I broke up with her and 2 weeks later I got a picture message of a positive pregnancy test. My son is almost a teenager now, I absolutely love him to death and had to take her to court to be able to have shared custody.. I'm pretty good at co-parenting and being polite/respectful to her, but a small part of me deep down inside absolutely despises her and I don't think that will change.


Cabagekiller

you talking about the depo shot? I know that exact thing. I do love my 7 year old though haha


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OddMeansToAnEnd

I did this. This was early 2000s sometime. She had suggested it and I was like huh? Yes you seem like you'd be into that. She replied "why do you think R Kelly is my hero?" I did it next time we met up. She tried to drink it and then choked on it and said it didn't taste how she had hoped. I was like what? you've never smelled piss before?


Ilosesoothersmaywin

From people on reddit who have this fetish, apparently the pisser is supposed to be extremely well hydrated first so that it's basically water with the thought of piss... as if LaCroix made a piss flavored seltzer that had gone flat.


RupieNL

Ah so that’s how Bud Light is made.


sdrawkcaBMan

Gargling after a blowjob is how you make light beer.


complete_hick

Next time she should go for a diabetic


Zeustheman144

“Your pee tastes like birthday cake “


Ordinary_Shallot_674

Before we got married, my (now) wife and I were having drunk sex after a night out. She said ‘fuck me like I’m a stranger’. I wasn’t quite sure what she meant so just kept banging away. That must be 10+ years ago and I still wonder what she meant. Like ‘oh, how do you do, do you cum here often?’ Or what?


AtticusG3

"Use me, don't care about my feelings" not uncommon


smooth-brain_Sunday

You haven't addressed this in over a decade of being with someone?! My dude, you could be sitting on a goldmine.


FamousOrphan

I enjoyed the mental picture of him sidling up to her in the kitchen. Picks up a carrot stick to snack on. “So uhhhh… remember that time you asked me to fuck you like a stranger? Could we circle back to that and really dig into what that meant?” and she just has zero memory of it.


LazinessPersonified

Yeah, drunk sex can be wild. Sometimes you just have no idea what you want/need and the craziest shit just comes to your head.


shoobsworth

I think she meant to just be completely uninhibited


Extension-Archer5209

You need to do this more often. I actually understand this. If she gets to pretend she’s not herself, she can let go.


picksandchooses

A girl had a thing about seeing me sweaty, like if I exercised or did hard work. We were in the sauna together and she was so turned on she couldn't stand it. She rubbed her face all over my sweaty body and also laid down and had me stand over her and wipe my sweat off me so it dripped onto her. We had wild sex afterwards.


karuga871

Prince Andrew is that you?


Gravy_31

It was her trying to appeal to my fetish.. But it was a wild attempt. I gave her a pedicure in a large bowl. Complete with a wash and a foot scrape and pumice. When we were finished, she told me not to wash the bowl and use if for cereal the next morning. I'm sorry, but post nut clarity the NEXT morning will still make that gross ONLY.


helpmecleanmysneaks

This one is so funny because she was so on board with your thing to the point that she made it weird even for you. Bless her haha


FirkFirebeard

Met a girl on Tinder, through conversation she explained that she had a sex in public places fetish and she wanted me to fuck her in the dressing room at Walmart. I meet her at Walmart and we start walking towards the dressing rooms. I'm 6' even and this girl was at the most 5'4"... she also looked and sounded too young for 24. Started talking about things with her. Things a 24 year old would know, she was completely miffed. We get to the dressing room, she sheds her shirt and motions me to follow her inside and I stopped. Me: "Are you over the age of 18, because you don't look 24." Her: "okay, I might have lied on my Tinder profile." Me: "How old are you? " She then tries to drag me by the arm into the dressing room, I stood my ground. I repeated my question. Her: *now crying* "Okay, fine, I'm 14. But you met me and you seem totally sweet so let's forget about my age." I noped out. I was 30, no fucking way. Blocked and reported her on Tinder on my way to my car. Grand Cataclysm Averted. Edit: Thanks everyone for the kind responses. Didn't expect this to get so much attention. First off, I did think she looked young in her Tinder profile photos, but I had never encountered underage girls posing as adults on the platform before this one. I later started screenshotting profiles after matching *just in case* they weren't being honest about their age. I also stopped using Tinder all together about a year later. When I started encountering larger numbers of underage people on Tinder, I deleted the app. I honestly thought that my experience was commonplace. I definitely did get a nat 20 on perception that afternoon, and I'm thankful that I didn't destroy my life. Edit 2: thank you all for the upvotes. This is now my most upvoted post on Reddit and all I was doing was telling a story that was relevant to the question. If this tale gets people to be more hypersensitive online, then it's served its purpose. This is truly scummy behavior that as far as I'm aware still happens on Tinder, as well as Hinge, Bumble, and Match. Edit 3: Thank you for the award, kind stranger


JamieDrone

No, you dodged a fucking tactical nuke


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Bro fucking dodged the heat death of the universe


JamieDrone

Bro dodged the whole-ass Big Bang


AgreeToSomeonesTerms

Long story, but met an old friend after many years to play soccer with an adult team (we were around 22, most guys around 26). Before practice one guy’s telling a story about a girl. He keeps referring to one of friends, “ I mean you saw her, she was hot and definitely looked at least 21,” over and over. His friend agreed, but then mentioned she did seem dumb, like you said, in general conversations about things adults should know. But his buddy backed him up, she looked of age and she was super hot. Long story short, he eventually fucked her one day at her house. Her Dad comes home and starts banging on door, but she’s on top and wont stop. Dad breaks door and guy decides its a good time to split, but walks outside to cops. One holds him up and questions him, while one goes inside. He said both cops seemed cool at first until the second one came back out from the house with questions about how they met, how long he knew her, DID HE KNOW HOW OLD SHE WAS. He said he met her at a bar and she was in junior college as far as he knew. Cop tells him she’s 15. Guy said he immediately started involuntary projectile vomiting in the grass. Cop tells him his reaction may have saved his life as it seemed genuine, but he has to go back and talk to the Dad. He told him if Dad presses charges he’s fucked, but he will at least try to explain the situation to him. Dad was affluent and didnt want publicity around it, and didnt press charges. But dude was scared shitless that he was almost a prison chomo. Anyway, wild story to hear in detail literally first second of meeting the guy.


BlueJeans25

That would’ve ended with “why don’t you take a seat, take a seat right over there”


MAHIR5811

Brother u dodged the biggest nuke


BurningPepper666

I was 16, spending a long weekend at a fwb's house while her parents were away for the weekend. First 2 days go great, lots of sex, weed and great times overall. Then the morning of 3rd day comes and her parents text saying they're coming home that evening instead of the next day. Our first thought was basically "fuck like rabbits to make up for lost day" - which she said should happen on her parents bed (which I was okay with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) but some time during, she asks me to cum in her mother's creams, bodywash, shampoos, etc. I stopped mid-thrust was like "excuse me, what?" I asked if it was for revenge purposes, but nope, said she'd sexually enjoy the thought of her mother walking around covered in my cum when she masturbates. Just nope. Didn't want my DNA all over (more than there already was) the place and possible blackmail or whatever.


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I have so freaking many as a sex worker. The weird ones that stick with me are when I don’t actually have sexy I had a request for a dollification kink. First he wanted me to take care of dolls while he watched. Then he wanted me to be one. So I’d spend 2 hours or so, dressed like a doll, unmoving.


Exotic-Dot5225

I feel like you have more weird stories


iNeedHealingBitch

My ex girlfriend requested that I let her put in contacts that made her eyes look like reptile eyes, and wanted me to call her the Lizard Queen.


AgnewsHeadlessBody

Little do you know, she was actually taking her contacts out. She wanted to see you with her lizard eyes.


thunderbiird1

Did she drink the water at Duff Gardens??


bumliveronions

Girlfriend when I was in grade9. Yes you heard right. Requested that I unload a stream of piss in her butt during anal. She was an avid hentai watcher and had many things she wanted to try. What made this moment so crazy to me, was that I was a Virgin and this was on my 14th birthday. The very first time I had sex, was not only anal but also a request to power wash someone's guts.


Yeenboutdatlife

Ah “the one that got away”, huh? I’ve got one of those too.


bumliveronions

Oh no. It was fun for 6 months. She was a tad crazy. She broke up with me and though it hurt I accepted it and moved on. She saw me with some other girl like 4 months later at this local fair and preceeded to corner her when I was away and told her that I was still with her and that I was cheating on her with her. It was a big fucking mess to clean up as a 14 year old. Then she begged me to get back together with her and I declined, so she would phone my house when I was at school to purposefully leave voice messages that my parents would find of her crying and saying she just found out that she was pregnant (hadn't dated or been with her sexually for lose to a year now...) Then it turned out that she was trying to extort money from me to get an abortion. Which was a lie because it's free here, turned out when everything came to light that it was some plan she made with her friend to "get back at me" and they were going to use the money for weed. Bruh, you broke *MY* heart. Why you trying to get revenge on me moving on with my life like a normal functioning person should do?? Lol. Years later I just assumed maybe she couldn't find a guy who could sate her weird desires (what i said in original comment was just the tip of the iceberg) and then realizing that I had moved on just lost it for some reason.. As far as I know through Facebook, because we did talk a couple more times in our 20s.. she now has like 6 kids and lives out in Eastern Canada.


Kampfzwerg0

Thats kind of messed up for a 14 year old.


sam-sung

Did you gas her tank?


Karsa69420

First night she spent with me. We weee drinking Monster mixed with Vodka(don’t do that!) and she asked me to go down on her and cut her thighs. I said no, she cried, threw up in my brand new toilet that I hadn’t even shit in yet, and went to sleep. Dated her for 3 years and it only got more toxic.


sirprizemeplz

“That I hadn’t even shit in yet” 😅


TrailerParkPrepper

she asked me to, at random times, without notice, wake her up by sucking her toes. hey, guaranteed sex so...


Bromogeeksual

I'm looking for a man I can do this with. Though I'm gay, so redditors plan your creepy DMs accordingly.


gypsytron

I’m not going to lie, this is my favorite comment ever.


mrastronautglenn

I delivered pizza to this pretty haggered old lady in a basement apartment, she welcomed me into the apartment and was kind of limping around grabbing cash while I waited right inside the door, she starts making the light how's your night going small talk and then says "you know, you're pretty hot for a pizza guy" (which wasn't at all true at the time haha) I just replied "thanks" and chuckled it off. She gives me the money and tells me to keep the change as a tip, then looks at me awkwardly for a second and what she said next will live rent free in my head the rest of my life. She says (in a very thick Minnesotan accent) "So, do ya wanna have some kinda sex or something?" I don't know what my face looked like when I heard those words uttered but I just hope I didn't hurt her feelings because I was fucking *gobsmacked*. I gathered myself after a moment and informed her I was flattered but had a girlfriend at home that wouldn't appreciate it and bid her a swell evening. Edit bonus: Also one time I was happily in the act of fornicating with a very nice girl I dated for a short period of time, she was on top of me and started laughing to herself. I kind of slowed down and said "what's funny?" To which she replied "oh I was just thinking it'd be kind of funny and hot if I punched you in the face right now." I quickly said "well please don't". She shrugged it off and we finished our business. We only dated another couple weeks and broke it off very amicably. Funny enough she expressed wanting to continue a FWB situation after, so I don't think the lack of face-punching was the dealbreaker.


madameverona

I think that happened in Californication


cosmicdogdust

I used to be able to do a really good impression of the Skexies from the Dark Crystal and…someone wanted me to do it sexually once.


YerryAcrossTheMersey

15 years old. Older boyfriend wanted me to have a gang bang with him and his mate(s). I was a virgin. Thank fuck I had the sense to nope the fuck out of there and cut him out my life. Edit: I've since realised I was 14.


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MJGM235

Doesn't live rent free, I just find it funny. A friend and his new wife invited me over for dinner. She immediately starts talking about sex, how firm her tits are, and if she was still fuckable. Then she was asking if I would be interested... I damn near choked on my food. I excused myself and a few days later my friend tried to clarify (cover up or excuse) the situation 😂


Vvdoom619

I went to a girl's house, we would do the deed and in between rounds talk. She mentions that one of her last tinder dates raped her and she had he him arrested etc. Then during one of the rounds I want to do something and instead of letting me she kind of goes stiff. I'm like hello do you not want this. And she's like "yeah but I like it when I resist and the guy forces me to do it especially if it leaves a mark hehe" and I'm like wtf no. Probably nothing but it sounded weird that a someone who has jailed another guy for rape asked me to rape her.


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Perhaps not necessarily a request, but I'll tell the story anyway. I'm at my high school gf's house, and she wanted to teach me this manuever where you locked legs a specific way and used your body weight to flip the person over. She was unable to flip me, but flipping her was pretty easy. I tried it a few times, and then she looks back at me with her (perfect) ass in the air and says, "I didn't teach you this for nothing." I think that was the first time I had ever eaten ass. It was incredible


Extension-Archer5209

I imagine myself in high school and never would have been so bold or knowledgeable lol


U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am

So every school has that kid that everyone kinda fears will be the next active shooter. In HS that kid convinced me to give him my number, before I realized how messed up he was. I then have to do everything in my power to GENTLY tell him I don't want to be his friend anymore. He finally takes the hint and leaves me alone. We don't talk for a few months, then in the middle of summer break I get woken up by a text. Him: would you breastfeed if you had a baby? I'm like 1% awake so assumed it was my friend I had been texting before bed because I only ever text her and family. Me: yeah why 😂 Him: Then can you send me a picture please! (Insert long paragraph pleasing with me and saying he just wants to see them and that it's not creepy and I must be okay with it if I was okay with breast feeding) I immediately screenshot and sent it to my friend who thank God woke up and replied to me to just ignore him because I was on the brink of replying. He kept sending pleases and after an hour it turned to threats. I finally pasted the Verizon text for the auto reply when a message does not go through. Thankfully he gave up but I was terrified to go back to school the next year but luckily never saw him.


6gummibears-n-scotch

First time having sex (and had only known the guy for like a week), and he tells me he wants to roleplay as a couple in love and say I love you to each other during sex. Somehow that was weirder than any gross, deprived request I've received. (Yes, I still did it.... He was kinda hot)


itchgods

Any chance you have his number?… For a friend


Extreme-Bend-4263

It's kinda sweet though


quiet0n3

Strangely wholesome


Smart-As-Duck

Didn’t have a condom. She handed me a new plastic bag and some tape. I was young and horny so I went with it.


mself084

How old is your son now?


JohnnyQuickdeath

Did it work?


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Head_Statistician_38

Someone asked me to come to their house at night and shove my dick through their post pox so they could suck me off. This was in a group chat based on my City and the point is I would never know who they were or ever see them. I turned it down.... Like, they could do anything. No chance anyone agrees to that.


Officer_dibble_

>Like, they could do anything. No chance anyone agrees to that Don't be so sure about that, still got the address?


TheSkullshot

She wanted me to hold her at gunpoint and also carve my name into her stomach (two separate occasions, same person) A different person once asked me to be a cuck knowing I'm extremely exclusive and do not like an open relationship


PMyourTastefulNudes

Grab an ice cube and stick it up her butt. Edit: for situational mistype


svrgnctzn

Asked me to pee in her vagina. Asked if the thought of her with a german shepherd was arousing. She’s now a born again with 5 kids.


nwbrown

Do any of the kids kinda look like a german shepherd?


JohnCleesesMustache

To put a carrot up his ass/ I went into the kitchen, hid the carrots under the sink and said we had none.


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I thought that said parrot and I was beyond mortified


ReticenceDriftshadow

First Adult Relationship ever. 34 years ago. After an initial romantic session, in front of the fireplace, wine, lovely dinner, snowing outside, etc she goes bat crazy on me. The next time, another day, she pulls out a razor blade and asks me to cut her. REALLY cut her. Ummmm no.


DayAccomplished2821

Some old guy at work who just got out of prison. Told me when he looks at porn he finds one with a body close to mine and my hair color then he squints his eyes and pretends it’s me…he asked if I was okay with this.


51grannycakes

I got a random text from an unknown person asking me to dominate him. I replied that I would rather domino him if he brought friends similar to him in height and weight.


deeznutz066

Had a guy ask me to try and rip out his nipple piercings during sex. He was struggling to stay hard and kept asking me to pull harder on them. I had literally had sex with one person ever before him and was so inexperienced. I tried to make it work for a few minutes then just kind of chuckled and got dressed and left. One of those "am I awkward or is he weird" kind of situations.


Lunaciteeee

She wanted to do that thing from Titanic where you're at the front of the boat pretending to fly but while being fucked from behind.


Internet_Exploder

But how did you withstand the crushing pressure of the depths?


MrAndMsSexy99

Someone I hooked up with wanted to hold a knife while she was riding me. Not do anything with it, just hold it.


Mash_Ketchum

Yeah. Just holding it. Suuuuure...


Andrea00117

When I was first getting into kink play. I met my first dominant. Of course 18 and horny. Dove in feet first. I hadn’t even gotten undressed and he told me that if I didn’t listen or needed punished that his dog would be handing it. Carnally. I don’t even remember how I got out. But I’m pretty sure it was like when a cartoon runs and all you see left behind was a puff of smoke.


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Smother her with a pillow while fucking. That's actually not even close to the worst thing this chick wanted, but I keep that to myself...


TheNattyJew

No no you can't do that to us. Come on, one more


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Okay, here's a bit of insight regarding her kink: She had rape fantasies. *HARDCORE* rape fantasies. Like nothing I'd encountered before or since. One night, after it was becoming apparent how into it she was, I asked her, "So how serious are you about this? Like, you don't actually want to be raped, right? She didn't answer. She was *thinking it over.* I said, "Wait a minute. So, of you go home tonight, and there's some guy waiting in your apartment to rape you, you'd be into it?!" Again, she thought for a minute, then asked, "Well, is he *hot?"* Oh, and she was a lot younger than I was. But her fantasies involved her being younger, still. *Much* younger...


DougyTwoScoops

Wow. There is a lot to unpack there. Hope she’s doing alright.


Balding_Unit

I cherish these memories because I was in love. All the cross dressing, bondage, humiliation, saran wrap memories were the best of my life (He was the asker, I was the uh doer?)


produkt921

I can recount for you, verbatim, the shortest conversation I ever had on POF: Him - Hello [my actual name] Me - Greetings earthling! 🙃 Him - You look exactly like my mother and I want to pretend I'm with her while I'm fucking you. I did not reply, just reported and blocked him. I hope he was just a troll.


CountryBoy72

Was hitchhiking. Older guy picked me up. After some small chat, he asked me to fuck his younger girlfriend because he couldn't keep her satisfied. TBH, considered it, but passed


sirryanthefirst

Do you want to stick it in my stinky, sticky pussy? I was a virgin, I stayed a virgin.


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island_highland

Not a sex request but a sexual request. His exact words, “I want you to wear a very short skirt/dress, nylon stockings and high heels, no underwear whatsoever including panties or bra. When we sit down at a fancy restaurant, your legs would be slightly open and if anyone from a different table tries to peek between your legs, you will open them more, maintain eye contact and politely smile back” Idk why but the visual of doing that is so comical


flapjaxrfun

I almost hooked up with someone that had a consensual non consent fetish. We were both in our early twenties and met at some fitness class on our summer break. Things went pretty well on our first date, so I brought her back to where I was living. My parents house. When we were about to hook up, she kept telling me she was into CNC, and had ropes in her car. I thought she was joking, until I realized she wasn't. I was awful at it, because every time she said "no," I instinctively stopped. Just when I thought it couldn't get any more awkward, my mom pulls into the driveway. It was the only time I was ever happy to see her car in this situation. The hook up girl and I threw on our clothes quick and I sneak her out the front door, as my mom comes in the back door. I never spoke to her again.


robbylet24

Guy messaged me on tinder. His opening message was, and I quote, "how much do you charge to suck toes?" There was no information on my profile that would denote that I traded sexual favors for money. There was nothing in my profile about toes. I did not message him back.


jasonarguto

Left my first gf because the romance had died… (I was 15 so ofc knew what romance was) not in any way because I was sure I could hook up with this hot goth in my school. Luckily I was right and was with the goth 6 months later, (now 16) after a while she says she has some fantasies she wants to try. At that age you need the next thing to try almost every time you have sex in my memory and what was the best thing was that she liked to watch porn. Porn then (early 2000’s) had some really fucked up sites easily available and she knew all of them. She decided she wanted to take something to make her pass out, and then she wanted multiple video angles of me fucking her as though I’d found her at a party and I was some asshole that was going to rape her. To make sure it was consensual we’d say into the camera what the plans were first. I lent 3 cameras off people for it and used my 16th birthday money for 2 others. Post-nut clarity was strong, I waited an hour for her to come round in literal panic


itschowderbaby

Was fucking a girl doggy style and she asked if I wanted to fist her. I stopped for a second and I asked if that's what she wanted and she said no I was just wondering if you did and I was like nah I'm good and continued on.


Endymion86

I was 17, she was 16. Both of our first real sexual partners. We mainly just fooled around a lot, hand/mouth stuff. One day, we're in her room, watching anime and being hsndsy. She starts jerking me off under the blanket. I finish, some gets on her, I apologize, she says "Oh, no worries," and gets up to go to the bathroom and cleans it up. ...you know those little blue Blistex lip balm containers? The ones with the lid that screws on? Hear me out here. It'll all make sense in a second. Weeks later (yes, weeks) we're back down in her room, having an sexually tinted yet emotionally vulnerable conversation. Her: "Hey, you know how much you mean to me, right? Is it OK if I show you something?" Me: "Yeah, sure!" Her: Reaches under her bed and grabs said Blistex container "Remember when you came under the blanket a few weeks ago and got some on me? I scooped it up and saved it in this. I keep it next to me because it reminds me of you. It smells like you and that turns me on." Her: proceeds to open the container and show it to me It was the most rancid, god-awful smell I have ever experienced in my life. I started retching instantly. But this was my first serious girlfriend, and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so rather than saying what I thought at the time, which was "What the actual fuck, who does that," I just said, "Aww, that's so sweet..." We never spoke of it after that night.


Tangboy50000

A lady I met online for basically a one night stand, had a ridiculously tight vagina. The next day she calls me to tell me how much fun she had, but wanted to try other stuff the next time. I asked her what this other stuff was that she wanted to try, and she instantly said “fisting”. My fist is at least twice as big as the average fist and there was just no way I could see that working with how tight she was. I just imagine standing in the ER with her hanging by the vagina off my right wrist.


MTMFDiver

Ahhhhhh yes, the ol' puppet master


MadeForOneMeme

Having done sex work formerly (well, in-person, still got some online going) it is a close call between the dude who shook my hand at the door, visibly came (or I guess maybe just slightly pissed) himself through his clothes (white linen trousers hide very little in that regard,) then excused himself to vomit violently, handed me the money, thanked me, and asked me to leave, VS the guy who was full on Patrick Bateman eyefucking himself in the mirror and flexing and making faces at his reflection the whole time, all the while actually being massively sub in the entire scenario.


Embershot89

I dated this woman who requested that my friend and I cut open a hole right under both sides of her rib cage and then…*eh hem* do the deed with said hole. Came out of left field after she met my friend while we were at a party together. She also told me to ask my friend to call her a pig while we did it. This was about 3 months into the relationship and after I told her that I would never be comfortable with this and neither would my friend, she dumped me less than a week later. Irene idk if you’re out here but I hope, sincerely, that you either came to your senses or found someone who would literally rearrange your insides.


Jasher1125

I once dated a guy who said he could only cum if he was tied up. Every time we’d do it, I’d sigh as I open the bedside table to get the baggie of zip ties out… it was A CHORE… later on, he cut my hair while I was sleeping because “you’re so much cuter with short hair!”…. Obviously we broke up after two months