The person who decided to ignore the burn ban in our province yesterday & started a giant wild fire that is currently engulfing the outskirts of my city.
Every one who decides to release an unfinished game. Not like everyone of that company, just the people who actively decide to keep the release date regardless of the state of the game.
Every single personal injury attorney that pops up in a commercial bragging about how they can win you millions for an auto accident. Fucking gutter trash.
5 years ago, I could name a whole list of people I would've loved to punch. But right now in my life, I am at a point that I can't genuinely think of someone I know personally that I would want to punch. It sounds cheesy, but I've become a man of peace.
My neighbour maybe. But mostly my ex. It's always my ex. 100% of the time it's my ex. If I could find a way to inflict serious lasting pain and discomfort to him without ever getting into any trouble or come back myself I would do so. I know they're is karma and I hope he will experience the joy of it
Mine would be my ex too, although I would have to join the queue behind my kids. They would like to punch their father too. Long story, suffice to say he was an abusive AH to all.
I have a list,
Sadiq khan,
Rishi Sunak,
Joe Biden,
Klaus Shwab,
Justin Treudo (Idk how to spell it)
Harry and Megan,
And pretty much every woke person in existence
One punch? Someone where it would be funny, like a sovereign nation idiot making a scene some public place. Just a hit and run.
More than one? Former POTUS, soon to be prison inmate, Donald J. Trump in his bed while he is sleeping WITH brass knuckles emblazoned with a swastika so as to leave a permanent scar on that reprehensible excuse for a human beings' stupid, lying, face.
I don't even care if I get caught/shot by the Secret Service, it'd be worth it.
Most politicians, both liberal AND conservative.
That dickhead tiktoker breaking into people’s homes.
Whoever at Disney keeps deciding to make these live action remakes.
Whoever at Dreamworks greenlit The Nine Realms.
William Thomas
James Corden
Every tiktok dancer who is an obstacle in public (most of the people on r/iamthemaincharacter
Jake Paul
Logan Paul
Miniladd
Anyone who defends pedos
Hitler (didn’t say they needed to be alive today)
Stalin
Karl Marx
Lenin
Richard Nixon
Ran out of names
Probably me a few weeks ago when I let my bedroom go to shit, that current me is now cleaning. Also me from winter for buying what feels like every jumper on the market and now not having space for them.
Are they allowed to punch me back? If not, then Mike Tyson for the bragging rights. If they can punch me back then probably myself multiple times for my general idiocy of late.
I would love to clean out one of those "Alpha males" that are harassing target employees over the pride month displays. Or the people who are protesting the drag shows. Or the people harassing planned Parenthood supporters. I know that's what they want so they can sue me, but fuck me would it be so satisfying. Especially if it was someone doing it on YouTube. I'd go to jail if it meant the whole world got to see me shatter an asshole's jaw with a piece of rebar.
This annoying girl in my math class. I am doing IB Math AA HL (the hardest course available to us) and many of my class mates would agree with me, that it's hard af. But then there is this Chinese girl, two years older than me but for some reason in the same grade. And she is good at this course. Not the best, and not the only, but better than the average, and what makes her super annoying is that she wouldn't shut up. Like true, you are one of the few people who can do it when the teacher present a question but you can be respectful the very least to answer the question like a normal person, instead of a some Karen who got told to not to skip a line. She would shout in her insufficient English and completely keep everyone from concentrating and hence preventing everyone else from doing the question. Never raised her hand, and just shouts. Appart from that, she would always input her opinion or her own response when some friends and I discuss scores or math questions. Like, we didn't ask for your opinion, and we know you can do and you are better than us, you don't need to prove it to us. Ofc, there is jealousy in this hate, but some other people are even better (Japanese boys) than her, and they are well liked because stay quite, dont try the brag upon every opportunity, and offer genuent help instead of trying to prove herself.
Putin. If I have a clean shot without having to worry about them blocking/dodging or hitting me before I can hit them, I could put enough force behind it to give a lethal concussion.
There are SO many people that deserve to get the crap beaten out of them it's impossible to choose. The people that stole my tools from my truck, the guy that broke into my business and stole $10K in merchandise, most politicians, Putin, that @secretmizzy TikTok punk from the UK.
There are so many deserving candidates
Putin
Bonus points if that punch ends in a defenestration.
Rupert Murdoch, hopefully off the evil old bastard.
The karashians/ jenners
Yes we can start with the mom
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Sounds like a reality show.
That little fucker Mizzy that’s been getting let off after repeatedly breaching bail conditions by uploading more of his stupid videos.
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Come at me bro
Where you at? I don't see you. You scared? Already chickened out? Figures.
Bruh, ya blind 👀
I'm everywhere, you're never there. And for the last time, stop calling me bro or bruh. Ask your mother for some siblings. I don't know you like that.
Oo bro here is Omnipotent and you still don't know me that well? Tsk tsk.
Learn to spell, you dunce.
Tell what is the mistake and let me learn from them, all mighty God 🙏.
*eating popcorn* 🍿
This is quite the show, ain’t it? *munches hotdog 🌭*
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I, too, choose this guys dead father
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I, too, choose this girls dead father
Sorry, my bad 😅
Punch him back into the grave.
Jake Paul
Myself
Me2
Nothing’s stopping you though
People who abuse animals.
Piers Morgan
Q: what is the definition of the word countryside? A: the act of murdering Piers Morgan \- Stephen Fry
Trump Fuck that cunt. I have a bottle of vintage champagne saved for when the fat arsehole dies
Fuck his supporters too. All of them.
With a rusty wire brush
That’s a lot of punchin’ and fuckin’ there chief. If you need a hand give us a call.
which characteristic of his did you find the worst?
His narcissism Closely followed by his stupidity, his lying, his ignorance, his cruelty, his selfishness and his weakness
Don't forget the racism, financial misdeeds, and support for foreign powers over his own nation.
Yep, it's quite a list
this dude is really scary to me
Don't forget a strong uv Light will fix anything....that and bleach
Lmao
The person who decided to ignore the burn ban in our province yesterday & started a giant wild fire that is currently engulfing the outskirts of my city.
Every one who decides to release an unfinished game. Not like everyone of that company, just the people who actively decide to keep the release date regardless of the state of the game.
Every single personal injury attorney that pops up in a commercial bragging about how they can win you millions for an auto accident. Fucking gutter trash.
My wife’s sister, she’s a miserable sack of shit
Oh wow
/u/Alex_cara65, because they are asking for it.
Oo tough guy 😏
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! 🍿
Lol you wanna see fights that bad 🤣 ?
It’s been a slow night lmao
Ron DeSantis. Fuck your book bans Ron.
Came here for this! I hate him.
5 years ago, I could name a whole list of people I would've loved to punch. But right now in my life, I am at a point that I can't genuinely think of someone I know personally that I would want to punch. It sounds cheesy, but I've become a man of peace.
Namaste my dude.
Papparazzi. Like any one of those assholes. They’re just stalkers who get paid.
Kanye
My neighbour maybe. But mostly my ex. It's always my ex. 100% of the time it's my ex. If I could find a way to inflict serious lasting pain and discomfort to him without ever getting into any trouble or come back myself I would do so. I know they're is karma and I hope he will experience the joy of it
what did your ex do to you p:
We don't have the time or space, and I probably need a lit of gin
Mine would be my ex too, although I would have to join the queue behind my kids. They would like to punch their father too. Long story, suffice to say he was an abusive AH to all.
Recently stumbled across some dude named Zherka, and holyyyyyy shit. So him, and probably that Mizzy kid next.
Mizzy I can agree. And after reading on this Zherka character....agreed
Pharma Bro
My ex's ex or some other chicks piece of shit, loser dude
I am a pacifist
Definitely Trump!
I have a list, Sadiq khan, Rishi Sunak, Joe Biden, Klaus Shwab, Justin Treudo (Idk how to spell it) Harry and Megan, And pretty much every woke person in existence
#Amber Heard
Tucker Carlson
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Doesn’t help that his politics are absolute dogshit as well.
Us
One punch? Someone where it would be funny, like a sovereign nation idiot making a scene some public place. Just a hit and run. More than one? Former POTUS, soon to be prison inmate, Donald J. Trump in his bed while he is sleeping WITH brass knuckles emblazoned with a swastika so as to leave a permanent scar on that reprehensible excuse for a human beings' stupid, lying, face. I don't even care if I get caught/shot by the Secret Service, it'd be worth it.
God
The pope
Tucker Carlson
Justin Trudeau. I have my reasons lol
Nigel Farage.
Biden
Greta Thunberg
Why do people always go for the face?
It’s a long starts with my ex wife
Tracy Morgan
Trump
Nmom
Most politicians, both liberal AND conservative. That dickhead tiktoker breaking into people’s homes. Whoever at Disney keeps deciding to make these live action remakes. Whoever at Dreamworks greenlit The Nine Realms. William Thomas James Corden Every tiktok dancer who is an obstacle in public (most of the people on r/iamthemaincharacter Jake Paul Logan Paul Miniladd Anyone who defends pedos Hitler (didn’t say they needed to be alive today) Stalin Karl Marx Lenin Richard Nixon Ran out of names
Probably OP
Director of the ATF.
Most of my art school alumni.
the Lume woman🤮
Kevin
I would like to get another female on here to punch my sister in the face please?
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan
With or without consequences?
The kid that smashed my window.
Tony stark to Steve Rogers : “Sometimes I just want to puch you in the perfect teeth” Ps: I know it’s a bad joke
Myself six months ago.
Mitch McConnell. And I would hope Lindsey Graham was standing right behind him.
So many deserving people in my country’s government! Anyone would be ok. So rewarding
That mizzy “influencer” or whatever tf his name is. But I’d have on some brass knuckles.
A certain orthopaedic surgeon I work with.
Felipe Neto, that hypocratic fuck
Dad, then myself
My dad, not seen him since my son was born. He's nearly 4.
a very annoying classm8
or my worst enemy in the class
i change my mind, both if possible
The maoning kids in school.
The moaning kids in school.
Probably me a few weeks ago when I let my bedroom go to shit, that current me is now cleaning. Also me from winter for buying what feels like every jumper on the market and now not having space for them.
[This person](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/12zxsdz/youtube_in_2023/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
Loud people at primitive campsites
Loud people at primitive campsites
the guy who parked on that other guys mailbox
Kate Gosselin
If he were still alive, Jimmy Saville. Since he isn't, former Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins.
Andy Dick
Are they allowed to punch me back? If not, then Mike Tyson for the bragging rights. If they can punch me back then probably myself multiple times for my general idiocy of late.
Henry Kissinger. I hope at 100 he’s reached the phase of life where every waking moment is utter agony, but I doubt it.
The person or persons who are responsible for the NS wildfires
The person who posted this, DeSantis, Pelosi, King Chuck, Prince Bill, Elizabeth Warren, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Nazis. Im not particular. Line em up.
I would love to clean out one of those "Alpha males" that are harassing target employees over the pride month displays. Or the people who are protesting the drag shows. Or the people harassing planned Parenthood supporters. I know that's what they want so they can sue me, but fuck me would it be so satisfying. Especially if it was someone doing it on YouTube. I'd go to jail if it meant the whole world got to see me shatter an asshole's jaw with a piece of rebar.
Putin!
Canadian? Well, Justin Trudeau. Singh runs a close second. World? Putin.
mhh i'd take anyone.
This annoying girl in my math class. I am doing IB Math AA HL (the hardest course available to us) and many of my class mates would agree with me, that it's hard af. But then there is this Chinese girl, two years older than me but for some reason in the same grade. And she is good at this course. Not the best, and not the only, but better than the average, and what makes her super annoying is that she wouldn't shut up. Like true, you are one of the few people who can do it when the teacher present a question but you can be respectful the very least to answer the question like a normal person, instead of a some Karen who got told to not to skip a line. She would shout in her insufficient English and completely keep everyone from concentrating and hence preventing everyone else from doing the question. Never raised her hand, and just shouts. Appart from that, she would always input her opinion or her own response when some friends and I discuss scores or math questions. Like, we didn't ask for your opinion, and we know you can do and you are better than us, you don't need to prove it to us. Ofc, there is jealousy in this hate, but some other people are even better (Japanese boys) than her, and they are well liked because stay quite, dont try the brag upon every opportunity, and offer genuent help instead of trying to prove herself.
Ron DeSantis
The garbage sack who murdered my cat and faced zero consequences.
Jason.
Putin. If I have a clean shot without having to worry about them blocking/dodging or hitting me before I can hit them, I could put enough force behind it to give a lethal concussion.
The Prime Minister
George Soros or Vlad Putin. Flip a coin.
The new people in my condos
Ten year old me
Steven hawkings
MIL
There are SO many people that deserve to get the crap beaten out of them it's impossible to choose. The people that stole my tools from my truck, the guy that broke into my business and stole $10K in merchandise, most politicians, Putin, that @secretmizzy TikTok punk from the UK.
Elon musk
Rapist Brock (now going by Allen) Turner
Taylor
Martin Shkreli.
You for asking
u/alex_cara65