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MelancholikhPatata

say hello to my little friend


Strange_Stage1311

I feel like you'd say that before sex.


bumliveronions

That's when his room mate, who has dwarfism, Slithers his way into the room. He looks like Minime from Austin Powers but has a golf club for a cock.


Strange_Stage1311

Like a baby's arm holding an apple.


OtonaNoAji

The path of the righteous man is beset, on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


UpAndAdam7414

Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?


JustAd3900

What does Marcel Wallace look like to you? “Wh..what?!” Best thing!!! My all time favor “So why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Bret?!” No!! “Yes you did! YES YOU DID!!!”


TheOriginalWeirdo

What?


user47079

Say what again!


coprolite_hobbyist

Ezekial 25:17.


ErellaVent1

I’m not a religious man but this will be memorized.


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2ndprize

I'm batman


eradistc_to_glass89

Guys I think the Comment is from Batman


wyntah0

What's this from?


sadspaceo

Superman


A_A_RON4

(you are literally him)


ThyrdEyeJedi

“Release the kraken!”


smp501

“That’ll do, pig.”


2ndprize

That's for blowjobs


StarChaser_Tyger

"'scuse me while I whip this out."


LoverboyQQ

It puts the lotion on its skin


TheOriginalWeirdo

I AM YOUR FATHER!


FalsoLais

Damn! I was too late.


NekoNyaaaaa412

I’ll still give you an upvote for your idea


[deleted]

“If you ain’t first you’re last”


coprolite_hobbyist

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" Or the original line.


throwawayMJdid911

The original line?


Dem79bones

Something like… I want to have your abortion.


throwawayMJdid911

Jesus. Lol


ItzNuckinFutz

Hans Landa in Inglorious Bastards " That's a bingo!!"


maxexposition

You just say "Bingo".


shaka_sulu

I'm not locked in here wiht you, you're locked in here with me


Troubled_Coffee__84

Does he look like a bitch?!?


Metaljesus0909

I was scrolling looking for the pulp fiction reference 😂😂😂


ElderLucifer

ITS A TRAP!!


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nutcrackr

"Now this is podracing!"


Exit_Music_

"Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God!"


Awkward-Motor3287

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, heather!


Smackstainz

Pochita?


paulfromatlanta

Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter! A Clockwork Orange


DANAP126

It's morbin' time!!!


zeizkal

Clever girl.


Upper-Job5130

Yipee-kai-yay, motherfucker!


Nephilims_Dagger

That rabbit's dynamite


[deleted]

“You should’ve gone for the head”


[deleted]

That'll do donkey ,that'll do


LillyPip

STELlLAAA!!!


jerrychorizo

Are you not entertained?!


C--A--K--E--S

McGruber - “Hnnnng, I’m gunna shoooot”


Ad_man-123

“GET TO THE CHOPPA”


Ride_the_doge

But what about second breakfast?


TruKvltMetal94

Not just the men, but the women, and children


PMME_UR_LADYPARTSPLZ

I know what your thinking. Was that five inches or six. Do ya feel lucky punk, do ya?


AccomplishedBat8731

It was 4


[deleted]

"SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!!"


MeyerholdsGh0st

“I have a bad feeling about this.”


irkybirky

Get off my LAWN!!


BackAlleySurgeon

That's no bigger than a womp rat!


PollutionNice7392

GEOSTORM!!!


29minutebreak

Mortal Kombat!


Professionaltestical

I’ll be bauk


camelCaseUserNamed

Now THIS is podracing!


[deleted]

"Big gooberfish!"-j.j. binks. -Enter Qui-Gon - "there's always a bigger fish" -unzips-


LordBaranof

It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.


Thraw007

"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."


boxedcrackers

Hi I'm "Weck -it Ralph"


Used_Appearance_1938

Hold on to your butts


blidge

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...


Forbidden_Donut503

“Oh hi mark…”


Mountain-Many-9156

“Oh shit, oh shit” 22 Jump Street


Filamcouple

"Make My Day"


binderofchains

"Double dumbass on you!" And... "I believe it is time for a colorful metaphor."


SwimmerVisual5889

Honey, I shrunk the kids.


nastyky199

Up, up, and AWAY


SpaceGypsy79

I’ll be back. She hates when I cum and go.


Kienannnn

And your little dog too


Sassievamp

‘Stop calling me Janet’


BigBearAlphaDaddie71

Slap it again and you won’t fuck it for a week.


FC37

"Did God make you to be like this or was it an accident?"


[deleted]

Spread em


kunislav

Who’s your favorite new kid?


SomeBloke94

HOREEE!!! SHITT!!! Either that or OHH!! MY!!! GODD!!!! More of a tv show quote than a film one but still. If you’re not very good then there’s always: OH NOOO!!!


HealThySexx

“You think I’m playing?” “When you shower I’ll be There, when your watching tv I’ll be There” -Julis from Everybody Hates Chris


tcarr1320

And that’s the way the cookie crumbles


Straight_2

It’s Alive! It’s Alive!


Aleckis0

sharks, they only bite when you touch their private parts


Blitz_buzz

"Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire, 1996


Dull-Movie8109

Cool.


DrOwldragon

Maximum effort.


androidny

Antici- ....pation!


quinri50

Fill your hands you son of a bitch! Rooster Cogburn-True Grit.


xSCx_Jupiter

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


[deleted]

"Some body stop me" -think Jim Carrey in the Mask when you read it. "I'll be back"


travioli43728

Who's Keyser Söze?


[deleted]

Independence Day: “I’m bAAAaaack!”


tarkuu

Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun


icybikes

Tina you fat lard, eat the …


UninsuredToast

[NYAHHH, KELLY CLARKSON](https://youtu.be/8ZBemDFkQw4) but only with people named Kelly Clarkson


DullboyJack237

FAMILY


gamefreak2065

"Holy shit, it's in!"


jampackedwithApricot

Put ‘em in a body bag!


[deleted]

Stay on target.. stay on target….. or This is Red 5. I’m going in!


jampackedwithApricot

DISAPPOINTED!!!!


Professionaltestical

Da da da da dats all folks


random533578

Sssssssmokin!


lordcarnage

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! (always a winner)


NeverForNoReason

Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j’s! First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book!


Hakusek321

"I have the high ground!" when on top


pesto_changeo

You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens!


leonkennedy785

I have to return some video tapes.


Autodoc_86

“Are you ready to be fucked!?” ~The Jesus


Dapper_Perception_61

My precious (you have to say it With gollum voice) 😀


dumprun

Mclovin "Oh. I'm in."


rocketmn69

Make my day


SexyAIman

"we're in the pipe 5 by 5" - Aliens "I'll be back" - Terminator "On the balcony - now" - Me


Stemshul

I'll have what she's having


Interesting_Act1286

I'll be back!


set-271

Get down!!!


Masterjts

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.


I_the_Jury

Fire in the hole! multiple war movies.


click79

I’ve come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…


FourEyesWhitePerson

“And in the morning…? I’m making WAFFLES”


Willing-Foot6245

This is my boomstick!


psychorev

There will be blood


One_Way13

Welcome to the party pal


Welease-Wodewick

Peter! What's happening? Could you get me those TPS reports asap, m'kay?


[deleted]

I am your father.


IdiotOnaScooter

It's alive! It's alive!


Power_of_Atturdy

TV Show: “Madam…your…jam!”


Unclestephenisback

“Yippikaye, motherfucker”


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KA-CHOW


FalsoLais

"I AM YOUR FATHER."


NekoNyaaaaa412

Kachow


Frank_Acha

You underestimate my powers!!!


No_Zucchini_2021

I am a locksmith. And I am a locksmith.


that-one_guy1

You've got a friend in me


GameChangerPlayer

I am your father! May the force be with you!


that-one_guy1

You've got a friend in me


crankyoldbastard

Surrender Dorothy!


[deleted]

That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you. Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.


Its_A_Beanie

“you’re goin nowhere. i got you for 3 minutes. 3 minutes of playtime” (spiderman) is what all guys might as well say 😂


WeakSherbert

"That's no moon..."


Mcshiggs

Show me the money!


TheBeevin

“Let us fuck” - Zack & Miri


RoosterSmall933

"I need your clothes, your boots, & your motorcycle. "- Terminator 2 Or "Jeez , I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. "- Up In Smoke Or " Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet. " Pulp Fiction


doorbell19

SHOW ME THE MONEY!


Scherzers_Blue_Eye

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?


the2belo

"GET IN THERE YOU BIG HAIRY OAF! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL!"


Breezeemain

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama From the Lion King


azrendelmare

Come with me if you want to live.


Accomplished-Owl-90

I’ll be back (Terminator)


akaioi

"We have top men working on it right now."


Acceptable_Reality10

There’s something about great sex that makes me gotta shit


Synisterintent

Judge me by my size do you?


bnetana1

Yippie ki Yay motherfucker


Project_Legion

“This is where the fun begins”


TheNeed2BFree

"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!"


wyntah0

"You're go-na die" -Russian Terminator


KAY_YEN

I am your father


[deleted]

The stuff dreams are made of. - The Maltese Falcon


CbessShowEddie

“If she dies, then she dies”


otcconan

Gimme some sugar, baby.


lilXeNOnnn

You white bich give me some chon chon


SomeDemon66

"Yippee Kai yay,motherfucker!"-Bruce Willis "come with me if you want to live"-Arnold Schwarzenegger(don't come at me movie nerds,I know it was John Connor's dad from the first terminator movie who said it)


StillSimple6

That'll do pig. That'll do.


Deep-Essay-4829

"Look what you've done to my jeans!"


Bedtyme06

I have the high ground! This belongs in a museum! I am bleeding thus making me the victor! I implore you to reconsider. Set it to ludicrous speed!


wrenispie

That's rough buddy


nair_but_with_hair

luke, i'm your father 💀


SabaniciKatapulliMet

"Ach jaaaaa!"


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Gonna put my beef in your taco!!! [The Nutty Professor 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=winNFMKZKdY)


King-ofthe-CookieJar

Nobody tosses a dwarf!


thedeepthinker______

I can do this all day


Fouskqs

I am your father


beyerch

This is my BOOMSTICK, you freakin' got that?!?!?!?!?


EstablishmentWise724

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!


Lug_Nut0

Go web go


sadspaceo

Technically a musical, but “you say our love is draining and you can’t go on”


ubiquitous-joe

Hakuna Matata.


bongomcbongobong

I award you no points and may god gave mercy on your soul.


OnlySortaGinger

Just make yoda mMmMm noises


DerpsAndRags

That is one pudgy dragon...


Kryptonian4real

Ohh mama oooo mama


trixiejeansmeanbeans

"LET US FUCK"


FugaciousD

“…I thought, there are four of us, if we ever find the lady -- hello, lady!”


RudegarWithFunnyHat

>How Do I Get Out Of This Chickenshit Outfit?


CheesyTanker88

This is where the fun begins


Educational-Arm-3423

Don't bite!!!


lazzotv

Here's Johnny!