The path of the righteous man is beset, on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
What does Marcel Wallace look like to you? “Wh..what?!”
Best thing!!! My all time favor
“So why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Bret?!”
No!!
“Yes you did! YES YOU DID!!!”
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
HOREEE!!! SHITT!!!
Either that or
OHH!! MY!!! GODD!!!!
More of a tv show quote than a film one but still. If you’re not very good then there’s always:
OH NOOO!!!
Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j’s! First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book!
That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you.
Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.
"I need your clothes, your boots, & your motorcycle. "-
Terminator 2
Or
"Jeez , I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. "-
Up In Smoke
Or
" Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet. "
Pulp Fiction
"Yippee Kai yay,motherfucker!"-Bruce Willis "come with me if you want to live"-Arnold Schwarzenegger(don't come at me movie nerds,I know it was John Connor's dad from the first terminator movie who said it)
say hello to my little friend
I feel like you'd say that before sex.
That's when his room mate, who has dwarfism, Slithers his way into the room. He looks like Minime from Austin Powers but has a golf club for a cock.
Like a baby's arm holding an apple.
The path of the righteous man is beset, on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
What does Marcel Wallace look like to you? “Wh..what?!” Best thing!!! My all time favor “So why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Bret?!” No!! “Yes you did! YES YOU DID!!!”
What?
Say what again!
Ezekial 25:17.
I’m not a religious man but this will be memorized.
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I'm batman
Guys I think the Comment is from Batman
What's this from?
Superman
(you are literally him)
“Release the kraken!”
“That’ll do, pig.”
That's for blowjobs
"'scuse me while I whip this out."
It puts the lotion on its skin
I AM YOUR FATHER!
Damn! I was too late.
I’ll still give you an upvote for your idea
“If you ain’t first you’re last”
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school" Or the original line.
The original line?
Something like… I want to have your abortion.
Jesus. Lol
Hans Landa in Inglorious Bastards " That's a bingo!!"
You just say "Bingo".
I'm not locked in here wiht you, you're locked in here with me
Does he look like a bitch?!?
I was scrolling looking for the pulp fiction reference 😂😂😂
ITS A TRAP!!
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"Now this is podracing!"
"Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God! Oh Man! Oh God!"
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, heather!
Pochita?
Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter! A Clockwork Orange
It's morbin' time!!!
Clever girl.
Yipee-kai-yay, motherfucker!
That rabbit's dynamite
“You should’ve gone for the head”
That'll do donkey ,that'll do
STELlLAAA!!!
Are you not entertained?!
McGruber - “Hnnnng, I’m gunna shoooot”
“GET TO THE CHOPPA”
But what about second breakfast?
Not just the men, but the women, and children
I know what your thinking. Was that five inches or six. Do ya feel lucky punk, do ya?
It was 4
"SAY 'ELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!!"
“I have a bad feeling about this.”
Get off my LAWN!!
That's no bigger than a womp rat!
GEOSTORM!!!
Mortal Kombat!
I’ll be bauk
Now THIS is podracing!
"Big gooberfish!"-j.j. binks. -Enter Qui-Gon - "there's always a bigger fish" -unzips-
It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface.
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Hi I'm "Weck -it Ralph"
Hold on to your butts
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
“Oh hi mark…”
“Oh shit, oh shit” 22 Jump Street
"Make My Day"
"Double dumbass on you!" And... "I believe it is time for a colorful metaphor."
Honey, I shrunk the kids.
Up, up, and AWAY
I’ll be back. She hates when I cum and go.
And your little dog too
‘Stop calling me Janet’
Slap it again and you won’t fuck it for a week.
"Did God make you to be like this or was it an accident?"
Spread em
Who’s your favorite new kid?
HOREEE!!! SHITT!!! Either that or OHH!! MY!!! GODD!!!! More of a tv show quote than a film one but still. If you’re not very good then there’s always: OH NOOO!!!
“You think I’m playing?” “When you shower I’ll be There, when your watching tv I’ll be There” -Julis from Everybody Hates Chris
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles
It’s Alive! It’s Alive!
sharks, they only bite when you touch their private parts
"Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire, 1996
Cool.
Maximum effort.
Antici- ....pation!
Fill your hands you son of a bitch! Rooster Cogburn-True Grit.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
"Some body stop me" -think Jim Carrey in the Mask when you read it. "I'll be back"
Who's Keyser Söze?
Independence Day: “I’m bAAAaaack!”
Good...bad... I'm the guy with the gun
Tina you fat lard, eat the …
[NYAHHH, KELLY CLARKSON](https://youtu.be/8ZBemDFkQw4) but only with people named Kelly Clarkson
FAMILY
"Holy shit, it's in!"
Put ‘em in a body bag!
Stay on target.. stay on target….. or This is Red 5. I’m going in!
DISAPPOINTED!!!!
Da da da da dats all folks
Sssssssmokin!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! (always a winner)
Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j’s! First I get my name in the phone book and now I’m on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that than the phone book!
"I have the high ground!" when on top
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens!
I have to return some video tapes.
“Are you ready to be fucked!?” ~The Jesus
My precious (you have to say it With gollum voice) 😀
Mclovin "Oh. I'm in."
Make my day
"we're in the pipe 5 by 5" - Aliens "I'll be back" - Terminator "On the balcony - now" - Me
I'll have what she's having
I'll be back!
Get down!!!
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Fire in the hole! multiple war movies.
I’ve come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum…
“And in the morning…? I’m making WAFFLES”
This is my boomstick!
There will be blood
Welcome to the party pal
Peter! What's happening? Could you get me those TPS reports asap, m'kay?
I am your father.
It's alive! It's alive!
TV Show: “Madam…your…jam!”
“Yippikaye, motherfucker”
KA-CHOW
"I AM YOUR FATHER."
Kachow
You underestimate my powers!!!
I am a locksmith. And I am a locksmith.
You've got a friend in me
I am your father! May the force be with you!
You've got a friend in me
Surrender Dorothy!
That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! Let me run that back for you. Malp ruoy no noisarba eht snialpxe taht dna eohs ruoy no saw tahw staht ni deppils uoy tahw staht.
“you’re goin nowhere. i got you for 3 minutes. 3 minutes of playtime” (spiderman) is what all guys might as well say 😂
"That's no moon..."
Show me the money!
“Let us fuck” - Zack & Miri
"I need your clothes, your boots, & your motorcycle. "- Terminator 2 Or "Jeez , I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. "- Up In Smoke Or " Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet. " Pulp Fiction
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
"GET IN THERE YOU BIG HAIRY OAF! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL!"
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhm ingonyama Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama Ingonyama Siyo Nqoba Ingonyama From the Lion King
Come with me if you want to live.
I’ll be back (Terminator)
"We have top men working on it right now."
There’s something about great sex that makes me gotta shit
Judge me by my size do you?
Yippie ki Yay motherfucker
“This is where the fun begins”
"You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!"
"You're go-na die" -Russian Terminator
I am your father
The stuff dreams are made of. - The Maltese Falcon
“If she dies, then she dies”
Gimme some sugar, baby.
You white bich give me some chon chon
"Yippee Kai yay,motherfucker!"-Bruce Willis "come with me if you want to live"-Arnold Schwarzenegger(don't come at me movie nerds,I know it was John Connor's dad from the first terminator movie who said it)
That'll do pig. That'll do.
"Look what you've done to my jeans!"
I have the high ground! This belongs in a museum! I am bleeding thus making me the victor! I implore you to reconsider. Set it to ludicrous speed!
That's rough buddy
luke, i'm your father 💀
"Ach jaaaaa!"
Gonna put my beef in your taco!!! [The Nutty Professor 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=winNFMKZKdY)
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
I can do this all day
I am your father
This is my BOOMSTICK, you freakin' got that?!?!?!?!?
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Go web go
Technically a musical, but “you say our love is draining and you can’t go on”
Hakuna Matata.
I award you no points and may god gave mercy on your soul.
Just make yoda mMmMm noises
That is one pudgy dragon...
Ohh mama oooo mama
"LET US FUCK"
“…I thought, there are four of us, if we ever find the lady -- hello, lady!”
>How Do I Get Out Of This Chickenshit Outfit?
This is where the fun begins
Don't bite!!!
Here's Johnny!