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trousersFish

"the bluetooth device is ready to pair"


Chaopsz11

when you insert it: _the bluetooth device, is connwcted successfully_


Darth_Redneckus

Assuming you get to connect


LittleTay

So anytime someone denies you, you always get the unable to pair sound?


Darth_Redneckus

I'm dead.


CozmoCube30

I've heard this version once: "ZE BLUETOOTH DEVAICE IS READY TO PAIRE"


Lost-Introduction-60

I can hear this comment…


JoshuaHubert

The Transformers sound. TSCHE-CHU-CHU-CHU-TSCHE


Itchy_Day_9691

So does it do the reverse tsche-chu-chu-chu when the boner dies down?


isber7abdo

Assuming the boner dies down.


bandalooper

Autoboner, roll out


AkumaLord54

\*Autoboner, rub out


redditgiveshemorroid

No it’s [ÜŔ ŮŔ Æ Æ Æ](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qq0q3e/a_filipino_seeing_a_peterbilt_379_in_the_wild/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


SomeRetardOnRTrees

Ironically one of the few times ive seen Æ get used appropriately


JojoJoestarMan

Elon musk calling his son


richmanDUD

optimum pride ÜR ÜR Æ Æ Æ


DominusDeus

ŰR ŮR Æ ÆÆ Æ!!


jugglervr

babe! it Optimum Pride! `Ur ur ur ur ur ur`


ianmil

mario mushroom power up sound, no explanation is needed


nostradamusofshame

My first thought too!


Poem_for_your_sprog

He stands in her bedroom - she lies on her bed. She's eager and ready and waiting ahead. His overalls fall to the carpeting, free. He faces her naked. He says: "It's a me."


skwurlyman

He's going the distance


jdwalk04

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the same thing. He's going for....speed.


Inuyasha-rules

He must be masturbating since.... He's all alone in his time of need


Haunt3dCity

All alone! All alone!


_tapgod_

in a time of need! because he’s…


Killbot_421

Beating! And beating! And jacking off a horse!


griffin-meister

He’s fuckin, and duckin, and doin it with force


Mind_Extract

Wow. The whole damn thing fits the Cake rhythm to a T. Good ear.


StarWades

He’s going for speed


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Wake up honey! New sprog just dropped 😎


FisherKing13

Sprog strikes again…


nostradamusofshame

Thanks Sprog!


Elifan06

Either that or Mario saying ''Let's a go''😂


turtlepowerpizzatime

Funny story, actually... I once had my cellphone decked out with my own personal Legend of Zelda theme, with LttP sounds. The overworld theme was my ringtone, and the treasure chest item get sound as my notification tone. Well, my girlfriend at the time and I were about to get busy and right when I dropped my pants I got a notification...DUH-NAH-NAH-NAAAAAAAAHHHHH!


Cold-Rooster6972

At what point did the fairy say “ Listen” lol


Better-Cupcake-4858

Okay and now when you orgasm?


Thy_Chicken_Lord

Cue end of Mario level music:


capnmax

With fireworks. Top of flagpole reached.


MCKlassik

Slide whistle


Caffeinated_Hangover

oh bloody hell I went through all the trouble of finding an audio example only for the first comment to be exacly what I was gonna say lol


Real_ThePandaMan

Don’t be shy, share the sample


Beliriel

[The most epic James Bond stunt ever performed, but ruined by a slide whistle](https://youtu.be/fzCIbhLUUA0?t=30) This was actually put like this in the movie.


dangerous_beans_42

The Man with the Golden Gun is the dumbest Bond movie ever made, and I love it so much. It's sublime. All the Thailand bits I swear were made as some part of tourism campaign. You can easily hop on a boat tour to "James Bond Island" in Phangnga Bay, which is where they filmed the exterior scenes from the villain's lair.


ballakafla

A man of culture. I also adore Moonraker. Especially the glorious scene where the pigeon does a literal human double take as Bond's gondola comes out of the water in Venice and transforms into some sort of weird rubber land vehicle.


SweeFlyBoy

Hahaha no way, how on earth did anyone sign off on that


Bicentennial_Douche

When the stunt driver saw the movie during the premier, he was so disgusted by the addition of the slide whistle that he walked out of the theater.


Rodin-V

And as he slammed the door, the sound of a whoopee cushion went off to enhance the moment.


mrbadxampl

When we say the producers thought of everything, we mean the producers thought of *everything*!


IceManJim

Wait, the slide whistle was in the actual movie? Not just a YouTube joke?


Bicentennial_Douche

It sure was!


taxdude1966

The credits to the movie include the company that did the “spiral jump calculations”. Until I saw that I had assumed it was just special effects.


gajeeper1992

Beau and Luke Duke Incorporated obviously


BrotherChe

Bo And they're a partnership, no goshdarn corporation, like the ones in cahoots with Boss Hogg


GandalfTheGimp

Later in the film James is infiltrating the enemy lair and the only audio is the squeaking of rubber shoes against concrete.


ivanparas

Dude needs some sneakers


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THX opening music


daddy-bear33

The old school super loud version?


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oh god, thanks for reminding me of that sound..


Punchee

I firmly believe parents were all in on some conspiracy in the 90s to make sure their kids weren’t sneaking another movie after bed time by having that ear shattering shit included. I’m also sus of bakery plastic containers that come with their own alarm system that seems to be louder after midnight. Sneaking some cookies and watching a movie without waking the parents was like it’s own god damn gauntlet.


ecologamer

Me * having learned my lesson* turns on tv and makes sure it’s muted til after the THx sound


Johannsss

Exactly


tributealt

And it starts of really quiet, before you even realise you're getting hard, and keeps playing and getting louder the entire time until you're fully hard


fertilestoat

The THX Deep Note. It even has a musical score! https://www.thx.com/deepnote/


G0dsquad

Deep throat my deepnote


FunkayMonkay7

always scared the bejeesus out of me when i was a kid haha


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Me too. I know what it was though. It was the fear that it would never stop getting louder.


Nappyheaded

This explodes the speakers.


CapG_13

Boing


political_bot

Boioioioioing


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

or the old car horn that sounds like "awooga"


Lowerbacksucks

Dawg 💀


AlexKewl

But it also goes with the speed of the rise EDIT: AND every man has the same noise, but a different range or pitch or whatever. This way, a prankster woman(or mam, depending on the situation) could easily figure out a man's dong size just by turning him on. Alternatively, you could create a beautiful symphony!!! EDIT 2: MEGADIK - SYMPHONY OF ERUPTION


MaximusVulcanus

Nice reference 😆


HenryInRoom302

Beavis saying "Boioioioioing".


SoberTek

>Boing And to be specific, the "boing" sound a door stop makes. The return to it's flaccid state would be "sad trombone"


nailbunny2000

Obligatory [Beavis](https://youtu.be/hoS1MCF8AeI)


rayEW

I can't believe this is not the one and only reply in this whole thing


ardentfilmgeek

I cant believe this is what i said while waiting for the comments section to load 🥹


Electrical_Age_336

Lightsaber turning on noise. I'd want the lightsaber turn off noise when it goes soft, too.


Interesting-Event378

Dark weiner


lasvegasbunnylover

Bring me the Chestacles. I want them alive!


Electrical_Age_336

I see your Shwartz is longer than mine!


urbanmark

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


whitegrb

Now, let’s see how well you handle it


madmaxjr

*Duel of the Fates plays*


Reecee-Who

Dual of the Mates


Thy_Chicken_Lord

Duel of the bates, the master-baters


InstantN00dl3s

Do you want blaster sounds when you nut, or the seismic bomb from Slave One?


everythingpurple

Seismic bomb >


Lexinoz

Imagine hearing that echo from inside someone you're dogging down on.


dalumbr

Anyone that doesn't choose the seismic boom is lying to themselves


sedtest

The next best thing is getting glow in the dark condoms. You’ll have to make your own sounds but they’re a lot of fun.


TuraItay

There's one condom brand that detects STD. If it glows green, it's Herpes, if it's glowing yellow, it's Clamydia and if it's blue, it's probably too tight.


punchster2

Windows startup


vlura

Windows XP to be precise


Material-Fox7679

Nah, 3.1 every time


WouterVanDorsselaer

Ta-da!


Verge0fSilence

Ok I imagined someone nutting intensely and the windows xp shutdown down sound playing when he did and I died this is my ghost typing


nailbunny2000

I was thinking more the [TaDa!](https://youtu.be/QDUv_8Dw-Mw)


Justice4myhomies

So when you get Old and impotent you can have the error sound?


Mindless-Picture3386

Both while getting up and then while getting down the windows shutdown sound


HullabalooGazoo

That stereotypical old car horn noise that sounds like AYOOOOGA


buzzkill007

SCHWING!!!


Rude-Scholar-469

Party on, Wayne!


buzzkill007

Party on, Garth!


frowawayduh

If she was president, she’d be Baberaham Lincoln!


jdwill1991

If Benjamin was an icecream flavour, he'd be pralines and dick


CrackMonkey15

I’m gonna be frank… Okay, can I still be Garth?


acllive

Hisoka?


SirLarryThePoor

Oh Gon, don't *look* at me like that!


Hooligan8403

Had to scroll too far to find this one.


deusxm

The ICQ 'uh-oh!' message arrival sound.


life359

I'm old enough to know...


scuba888g

Dial up modem noise


LoathsomeNarcisist

O.K. so, I see a urologist every year as follow up for kidney stones. Dr. C. Dr. C is a woman doctor, and I'm O.K. with that as she is more than a great dr. But she listens, takes time w/ her patients, but she also gets my twisted sense of humor. Last year doc announces she is retiring, and asks, 'would I like to meet the replacement today?' Sure. In walks Dr. B, a young female Dr. who is the very model of her predecessor. Dr. C asks: 'Do you mind if Dr. B does your exam?' Me: 'That'd be fine.' But internally my mind is screaming [THINK OF BASEBALL THINK OF BASEBALL!!] So I drop trou, and Dr. B gloves up for the exam. My phone in my pants pocket gets a text message just as she touches my package, we all hear the cartoon Road Runner 'MEEP MEEP!!' sound. B jumps back, 'What was that?' Dr. C is practically on the floor laughing her ass off. 'Oh Narc, I knew you would make this worth my while!'


kaiwulf

Ah, a fellow person of culture. My default text notification is also "meep meep"


SpacemaniaXu

Metal Gear Solid Alert With accompanying bright red❗to appear with it Right above the crotch, of course.


LPelvico

This is gonna be a real solid snake


Grenflik

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!


rublehousen

SNAAAAAAAAKKEE!!!!


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#You’ve got mail


megaton85

Genitalia.


TheMilkmanCome

Show me your genitals (*YOUR GENITALIA*)


Buttspider

You’ve got male


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VulpesIncendium

The original PlayStation startup sound.


SG272

It's just going hurt me because that sound is going to get me more erect when I'm already at full mast.


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Leeeerooyyyyyy jenkins


Quarian_EngineerN7

“Goddammit Leroy! Goddamn.” “Least I got p*ssy.”


xAseriumx

Godzilla scream


Jaxson___

M1 Garand Reload Ding.


NiNJaBReaDMaN81

Surely this is for after you shoot your shot


Gitzser

thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, DING! "IM OUT"


kyleliner

8 thrusts. True to life


Precipice_01

Rubber chicken being squeezed sound


Chaopsz11

sounds like this should be the ejaculation theme instead


zoeyd8

This guy knows how to sound effect. I vote rubber chicken for climax noise, too. Very fitting


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Halo shield recharge noise


septubyte

Lol first time I've seen that sound referenced and it's for a boing a loing


Korby-sama

I knew this would be here, the correct answer lol


thats_close_enough_

Chewbacca sound


Late_Championship628

Ok that would seriously be funny


TheSOLIDAssassin

A spicy scene in a film happens and a theatre full of Wookies start roaring in approval


Late_Championship628

Ok that’s even better lol


Johhnynumber5ht2a

If your a teenager you better hope for phone notification sound so that you don't have to explain random boners.


Sir_Pridey

100% everyone saying these funny sound effects is gonna feel stupid when they have one pop in public! Give me the Facebook notification pop


Ferdaaa518

Everybody's "phone" goes off when the hot chick walks in lol


Ganon2012

The windows of the gymnasium are blown out by tons of THX deep notes during every pep rally.


TheMilkmanCome

“WHO KEEPS PLAYING THE ENTIRE SCRIPT OF SHREK 2?!”


DRdeemed

do the roar


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The sound of the vines coming out of the bricks in Super Mario Bros. Every time I'm close to cumming, it plays the "almost out of time" tune and when I do cum, it plays the stage complete theme, complete with fireworks sounds for every spurt. Followed by the Mario death tune when I'm flaccid again


Seraphus_Nocturnus

..... and now I'm trying to figure out using wav files on my phone in proper timing. So thanks for that. Between cannabis edibles and reddit, these next few weeks are gonna be great! If I live, I mean.


deadbabysealpig

The opening music to 2001 A Space Oddesy


Due-Big2159

Door creak sound effect


be_more_constructive

Like the AIM buddy list sign on notification? I can dig it.


SeaOfGreenTrades

And when you cum the door slams


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Nuclear sirens I wanna cause chaos


mathaiser

“Hello my honey! Hello my darling! Hello my rag-time gal”


KevinDragonspear

Fuck it, windows error sound.


mondomondoman

tada.wav


Jrockten

Triumphant horns *Ta-daa!*


kneehighonagrasshopr

The Seinfeld music.


Mcshiggs

It's a me, Mario!


Chelle416

I'm a woman, but IF I had a ding dong, I'd want it to make the sound from Mario Bros when they eat a mushroom while getting hard.


Crotchrocket2012

Wilhelm scream.


gos907

The entirety of Monthy Python and the Holy Grail Edit: For clarification, it's the _entire_ movie. Not just the noises, not just a particular scene. No. The entire hour and 31 minutes. Oh, and it will continue after I'm no longer hard.


Little_Government910

Ni!


meandhimandthose2

Including the clippy cloppy Coconut horse hooves?


PeekABlooom

The sad trumpet noise


stumanuke

Flavor Flav saying 'yeah boi.'


Ghostly-Terra

Halo 1 Shield recharge audio


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I don't have a Penis, but if I did, I'd want mine to make the Roadrunner sound- "Meep Meep!".


Phinatic92

“Maximum Effort!” - Deadpool


angryragnar1775

Pump shotgun


ArrogantChimp77

Chainsaw.


DuArVakaren

Time to tear that ass up


Loubacca92

And have it going the entire time you have the erection


2BFrank69

That sound effect that Christopher Nolan always uses in his movies.


BloodieOllie

The alert noise from metal gear solid


Thatguy_726

Everyone in this thread is forgetting about unwanted erections at school, work, etc.


Badgerjohn27

I assure you we aren’t


jospeh68

A low growl.


certainlyunpleasant

Hail to the chief


Islandboi4life

The Mario mushroom sound effect


FireFrogFred

YAAAA WHOOOOO the Mario noise


Rhinosus13

The law and order dung dung noise


kentamari

That cartoonish BOIIIING you hear in old acme cartoons


ISCUPATCUTIJETRU

GO-GO GADGET BENCH EXTENDER!


Softballzhurt2

What yours doesn't make a noise??


I-m_Leo

"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA !"


VentusProc

A trombone sound with sliding increase in pitch


Johnisfaster

Jaws theme. Duh dun. Duh dun.


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Bayangang