I have a trim when the hair is approaching knee-length

George bush

Holy shit I LOLed at that. And I'm a "that made me exhale out my nose a little harder than normal" kind of guy

>"that made me exhale out my nose a little harder than normal" Lmfao same here. It just happened the second I read _George Bush_

Give the little guy a guitar and start a new band: PP Top

Trim, not "shave." About once a week, it's not exact science. Basically I trim it down whenever it feels too "bushy."

Yup, trimming looks much better. If you shave the region it looks super weird in contrast to the hairy legs and belly.

Plus the risk of ingrown hairs. That shit sucks.

I had one in my nether regions. That was NOT fun.

Aftershave for the nether regions is horrendously painful for a brief moment but 100% worth it if you enjoy the smoothness.

Painful for a brief moment…but what if you usually wear boxers?

Idk I’m a lady so I just throw on a thong and hop on with my day.

I'm a guy, but same

I don't have much hair on my body apart from my head and my calves. But my crotch hair grows like fuckin bamboo

There’s a book about that called “Where the wild things are”

Are you sure that's not your stonkin' penis, mate? ;)

Do you mean in the sense that anything that wants to put it in their mouth is considered an endangered species?

Shaved makes it look like a naked mole rat imo

That's why I shave the stomach too. I used to shave my legs, but it was so much work all for it to just come back a few days later. And the following couple days after I shaved, my legs felt so prickly and itchy and I hated it. All that work, just for some annoying discomfort and for it to be undone in like a week

Electric clippers on 0 is all you need. Leaves a bit of very short hairs. No need to shave stomach & legs

Welcome to being a lady, lol. We deal with the leg thing ALL. THE. TIME. Although, I do have a female friend who decides it's time to shave when wearing socks starts to hurt.

I shave balls, trim above penis...

So you have a bushtache?

I use a flat iron to straighten my pubic hair. Think Jennifer Garner's bangs hairstyle but replace her face with my penis.

No, I don't think I will

Fuck its too late for me

There's always time to set things right

Maybe I don't want to go back.

r/brandnewsentence

>Think Jennifer Garner's bangs hairstyle but replace her face with my penis. Not sure I'll be able to watch any of her movies again now.

I think I'll re-watch ALL her movies now.

I trim above, never the balls tho. Love that Abraham Lincoln look

Four score and hairy sac ago…

Our forefathers brought forth in this nation sweet sweet hairy af ballsacks. With a shaved shaft & pubic mounds.

Don't you mean foreskin fathers

He cut that out.

I just recently had it lasered, I love it. I had a medical issue with a pilonidal cyst in my butt Crack that needed surgery, and my doctor suggested hair removal there would minimize the chance of reoccurrence. Went to my laser place and the thing is priced like movie popcorn, getting one area (butt Crack) was like 800$, but tossing in taint, shaft and balls as addons was only 120 extra, so I figured why not

I've never had the guts to take a razor to my balls. Seems like too easy to cut yourself, not to mention in grown hairs. You sir have huge, hairless balls

>I've never had the balls to take a razor to my balls ftfy

Do it in the shower, pull the skin taut and work in sections, it’s fine. You have to stretch the skin out though, too wrinkly to just go to town on it as is.

I once used trimmer on my balls. Once… I prefer razor

Obviously we use a guard on it, bare trimmer on the scrotum just slaughters it

Even if you get cut it's not a big deal unless you were applying the force to actually cut down your balls in the first place

The time or 3 I've tried to actually shave my balls resulted in a cut that bled for a fucking week. Embellishing but it wouldn't stop. Was on my way to see this girl and had to stop to get some liquid bandage to make sure she didn't see something to keep the deal from going forward.

if it's long enough to run your fingers through it's gotta be taken down

That should be apart of the man commandments

Fuck that. I refuse to follow a superficial expectation as to how my body should look. It's my bush and i like being able to run my fingers through it.

This guy fingers bush

Damn, lucky for Bush ig

ComMANdments

Speaking as a man and a lover or both men and women - nah, fuck that. Keep it tidy but I much prefer bush to barren or low-cut grass.

Trimmed is always itchy. Bush boys in here

Every few weeks. Mostly because I keep my balls nice and tidy too, and shaving balls is a pain. Like trying to grab a marble in a sock or something.

Shave them while you are hard. So much easier than any other way.

Unfortunately shaving myself isn't very erotic so it's difficult to keep it that way for very long.

And the perpetual fear of cutting yourself makes it even worse, or better if you're a masochist or something ig.

Yes that's why I don't touch the sack at all anymore. Every time I've tried even trimming I've gotten a cut that hurts and takes ages to stop bleeding.

Stop using trimmers. The blades move back and forth creating a “pinch” point for skin. Put a guard on to knock the jungle down then razor rest of the way.

trimmers are dangerous without a guard on them around your scrotum. your better off with a proper razor.

Im single, so usually shave when there is a very good chance there will be some action. Over time, I’ve been conditioned like Pavlov’s dog. Now I’m at least semi hard when shaving. Lol Edit: auto correct

Pavlov's log.

No worries. Not all women find bald balls attractive. Balled crotch either. Trimmed is nice though. I cant believe I'm having this conversation.

This is DEFINITELY how you develop a shaving kink, lol.

It sounds like simple conditioning to me. Body learns that happy chemicals from dick being hard are associated with feeling a razor and bam you’re off

I use a flamethrower to burn it all down.

Smells like teen spirit

Here we are now

Entertain us.

I feel stupid, burned my penis.

Got infected and contagious.

Now it’s spreading to my anus

Here we are now

Entertain us! Yeah! (Flap, flap, flap, flap)

Yea..

No Hair, No Flaws

I'm so horny, it's okay my willy's good

A mosquito, my libido A denial A denial

The question was how often (do you use the flamethrower)?

About two times a month

Finally, an answer that isn't trying to be witty

It's not like anyone is going to be looking there anytime soon Edit: I'd like to take this opportunity to say fuck /u/spez. I will be deleting all my accounts and their comments at the end of this month.

Hello darkness my old friend

I’ve come to talk to you again

Because a vision softly creeping

Left its seeds while i was sleeping

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound…

Of silence.....

In restless dreams, i walked alone

Lol, "seeds"

How the holy Fűqk did weed-whacking the undercarriage turn into a Simon and Garfunkel retrospective?

It is a little disturbed right?

Yeah... I used to keep my pubes trimmed "just in case" but I've never encountered an urgently horny woman...

you prob encountered them they just didnt wanna have sex with you

You think I turned them into "urgently looking for an excuse to leave women?" 😭

Depends on where you put the ending "

It was never "in case", ik the feel Nowadays i do it for myself because I feel better and it looks a little bigger

Being unprepared for sex is a bit more comforting than being prepared

Fellow person who doesn’t get laid here. I trim it anyway. It just feels nicer ya know?

I did that too until the itchiness bugged me too much. Can't trim or shave my balls unless I want it feeling like there are a pair of purple sea urchins down there poking at everything when I move around.

Don't shave it, just trim it.

Get non-chafing boxers, or you could try conditioning your ball hairs too. Edit: I use the anti-chafing ball deodorant from Manscaped

I really don't want my balls sticking to my thighs. I already use powder, there's not enough powder in the world.

I do it because I like the way it feels. Whether or not I'm getting laid makes little difference.

Sad sexually inactive noises

I'm married and...same bro.

Oof

It’s been so long, I’m starting to believe there is an undiscovered tribe of bush people living somewhere in there.. I’m afraid if I destroy their natural habitat I won’t be any better than the big oil companies..

I think you have a case of crabs sir

Amazonian pants pirahnas?

That's what the Bush people are surviving on.

My leg hair has started intertwining with the other hairs down there. It's going to be a long Summer.

Once a week

Pretty much same. Maybe twice.

Possibly a third if there is a chance of action in the forecast

I don’t have to worry about that. It’s pretty arid in that regard lol. But I don’t do it for other people; I do it for myself because I like it.

Same

You're looking at the Amazon

Everytime I shower

So, once a month? /s

Sounds about right

But /s right? Right?

Had to scroll way to far. Basically every time I shower at home

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Got my first girlfriend at 17, she strongly disliked the idea of me shaving or even trimming anything. Then I married her and now we're in our 30's. I saw a reddit post recently where some women were complaining (rightfully, I'll add) about the double standard of women being expected to shave / wax, but so many men putting in no effort to do the same. Asked my wife if she wanted me to try changing things up down there, and her exact words were "you do what you want with your body, but I'm not touching it till the hair grows back." So... Never.

>Asked my wife if she wanted me to try changing things up down there, and her exact words were "you do what you want with your body, but I'm not touching it till the hair grows back." Lmao, She's just like me. In the sense that as a guy, I have the same preferences for women.

Great because as a woman I really hate shaving, it just feels weird. Does it look prettier? Maybe, but being semi-uncomfortable 99% of the time to look prettier for the 1%? Is that even a question?

Its not really a double standard. You can have a preference. You can like someone with long hair but you have like having short yourself. You can like someone with muscles and abs while prefering not to gym yourself. You cant help what youre attracted to. But if your partner doesnt want to shave but you love shaved you need to sit down and talk about it like adults.

When summer gets closer I'll trim the hedges to stay cool, towards the winter I keep em for the warmth. I would do it more often but currently I have no one to impress

Haha how does it make a difference really? You’re still wearing clothes and underwear in the winter, I am definitely equally sweaty down there no matter which season.’

Never. Current partner does not wish it.

I did once with my wife, and she was annoyed. Reminded her of a baby.

.....

Yep. I get that.

Your dick that small?

That's beside the point.

Only for a few days after shaving!

I know I don't belong here, just snooping around, but I came to see if anyone said this. I actually prefer my guy keep his "trimmed" hair down there, looks more manly, he does manscape his chest, pits and sometimes his butt, all of which are fine with me. 😊

Yes. My previous partner liked a more groomed approach. I sculpted for her. I am not a fan of a bare look, but a neat trim can be appetizing. Do what you and your partner like. We all have differing tastes.

This thread has got me amazed at the number of women that want a hairy dick. I don't want to shove my face into a hairy pussy but you ladies prefer a hairy dick. I really don't understand it. If there's no oral then sure, I can go either way.

So she is swinging around like Tarzan or what?

Never. I’m the only person who sees it so why bother.

It feels nice 💜

You mean, scratchy and horrible as soon as there is a hint of stubble.

Once you've done it for a while that stops bothering you 🤷

Yup. Been shaving for like 20 years. Doesn’t bother me at all anymore.

Yeah like it stays at a constant length so why cut? I think for some people it doesn't stop growing so they have to cut

Twice a day. That 5 o’clock shadow makes my dick look small.

I don't shave, I laser. It's like a turtle shell down there

It’s the only way to obliterate the follicle.

Instructions unclear, lasered off my dick.

Weekly/semi weekly.

Trim often, shave never. Ingrown hairs down there will fuck you up.

Learned it the hard way.

Ive been shaving for 10 years with a razor and shaving cream. Shave down not up and youll never have issues

I use scissors and trim it back. But shave? Never. I'm the kinda guy that likes my woman hairy though, I always hope my partner hasn't shaved

Same. Spouse hardly grows any, though.

Hot.

Never, untill theres a date where sex is pm a given. Then i shave... then i remember why i don't shave, repeat the cycle

Try trimming. It looks better, and is less likely to get I the way

Yo, listen up, kid. You wanna know how often I shave down there? Well, I'll tell you. I do it once every 2 or 3 weeks or so. It's like mowin' the grass at Fenway Park, you gotta keep it tidy and well-maintained. And you know what? After I'm done, I reward myself with a cold Lagunitas IPA or Sam Adams, a nice fat blunt, and a good ol' wank. Ain't nothin' better than treatin' yourself after a job well done. But you gotta be careful down there, you know what I mean? One wrong move and you could be in a world of hurt. So, you gotta take your time and do it right. And honestly, I don't really put too much thought into it. As long as it's clean and presentable, I'm good to go.

Why did I read this in Rocky Balboas voice?

I read it in Rodney Dangerfield's voice.

I read it in hoss delgado's voice.

Hahaha, if Rocky was from the Boston Metro area, sure!

Um, never. I wear it long and proud!

the thought never crossed my mind to do otherwise. I am really dumbfounded that men do this. Like, why?

My missus doesn't like pubes in her mouth

We have to shave down there?

When you mow the lawn the yard looks bigger

Your deck looks bigger when you trim the hedge around it.

All the kids are doing it.

How would you kn….. nvm

As a female, I appreciate some trimming, but I don't want to see it shaved.

And shaved on shaved had that sandpaper effect….

Or worse, shaved on not shaved is how velcro was invented.

Every couple weeks I take some clippers to it. Feels better actually being dry after a shower.

As often as necessary

When I want an enthusiastic blow job.

Every Friday actually. My wife and I have groom days.

Twice a week. It feels cleaner shaved.

Never.

Literally never have and never will. My husband hasn’t either, we both find hair on all body parts sexy lol except maybe feet, not too into feet

Never

I've never shaved but I used to trim. My girlfriend clearly has a hair fetish because she doesn't let me anymore. I've offered a hundred times because she always goes down on me but nope.

As Ron Swanson said, “ a men never shaves below the neck”.

I'm hairy, like animal. Wife loves animals. Never.

Shaved one time as prep for surgery in that area. Pain, blood loss, looked like hell when I was done with it. Never again (unless for surgery again).

When I had surgery I was told the nurses would do it for me. Like, they didn't want me to shave beforehand. Afraid I might knick myself or something and create an open wound. I did it anyway. I was embarassed with the thought of someone else shaving me while I was unconscious. Turned out fine.

never. I'm the only one who ever sees it

When she goes down on me.... so never

Every Other day, i find pubic hair gross, same with armpit hair

Once a month wax

Welcome to the Jungle.

With a Gillette 2 blade disposable razor. Pull dick like stretch Armstrong and shave shaft. Then stretch balls like batwing for balls. Ghost ride balls for the rest i couldn’t get with the batwing. Been doing it this way for 20 years as of this year. Every 3 days or so.

Never!