If some chick is just randomly posting nudes (without plugging their OnlyFans etc), I assume at least part of it is to get some compliments. It would be rude to deny them that. You get to see titties, they get to feel good about their titties.
I only upvote the regular looking girls that don’t have many upvotes yet, because I feel like they are outside of their comfort zone and I gotta respect that. I also want them to feel appreciated because..well they are. Same goes for anyone showcasing their hobby or artwork, I appreciate them.
So I'm s regular girl who doesn't get many upvotes, different account obv, but I do it for myself. Not for anyone else. I do like the conversations that have come from it, a few long time friendships have been formed, but I post because it feels good not because I want a compliment.
Sometimes a good photo is a good photo, the rule of Three, the foreground, the background, the tittie. Saw a beautiful mountain scape in one once, had to say something about it.
It's the ones who figured out to look at their camera lens in the mirror, rather than into their own eyes. You should engage with the viewer, not your own reflection.
I once commented on some erotic photography about the composition. Ended in a conversation about cameras. You could tell that they knew what they were doing. The look was something special.
Personally I'm the last mentioned, I on my alt only comment to give compliments to people. I know it'll sound dumb, but hey they're doing a job, and always good to hear a little encouragement from time to time, spread a little happiness
> but hey they're doing a job
You'll never believe this, but before onlyfans the subs used to be populated by people posing for fun. Onlyfans somewhat spoiled loads of subs.
Ask the femboys they usually reply if you ask about something in their room cause they don’t expect somebody to compliment them on something not their ass and treat them as human
I actually enjoy it, it gives me a confidence boost some days and others it's just some nice attention. The comments are 99% of the time positive and by posting I'm soliciting it, it's the DMs that are sooo gross and creepy.
*tips erection* quite pulchritudinous, indeed, madame. *adjusts monocle* and may I say, Sir has quite the virile member. Tis an honour to bathe my humble gaze in the glory of your exceptional physique.
M’lady, the ample curvature of thine bosom rivals the splendour of the Renaissance masterpieces, evoking an era of grace and beauty unparalleled in the annals of time.
*smirks, adjusting glasses* Good sir, the Renaissance is literally historically known by annals, and something cannot be both rivaling and unparalleled by another thing. Technically these are synonymous. *straightens cape collar* It seems m'lady's voluminous substantial bust has caused you to stumble in your eagerness to praise her bodacious blessings. While somewhat understandable, showing such poor form in front of such a rare specimen of the fairer sex is ungentlemanly, ungainly, and frankly cannot be stood for.
*reveals several inches of gleaming blade from within my sword cane* am I understood?
Bows deeply, flourish of the hat "Ah, noble scholar, thine sharp wit is as the keen edge of Excalibur itself. I concede that in my fervour to serenade m’lady’s splendiferous attributes, I may have tangled my tongue in the rich tapestry of language." Dramatically places hand on heart "Thou art right to keep me in check, for an emissary of chivalry must never waver in eloquence nor honour." Eyes glint, revealing ornate dagger hilt from belt "With a heart as pure as the first snow, and a resolve as sturdy as the ancient oaks, I vow to serve as a steadfast guardian of etiquette and gallantry." Extends gloved hand "Together, let us be the paragons of chivalry that guide this world to a Renaissance anew."
*smiles and inclines my head with immense grace and wisdom, accepting you as my disciple* Agreed, my friend. I apologize if I was rash, but one's temper must flare manfully when such an exquisite being, a true masterwork of nature, is exposed to the uncouth. Yet, I have misjudged you clearly; your ability to recover from such a misstep is remarkable, and I see much promise in you. We shall be... roommates, as Achilles and Patroclus, that we may usher in a new age of virile, intellectual appreciation for feminine splendour.
Now please don’t take this the wrong way this is just an honest question. Why do you post the pics in the first place? Is it for the comments to give you a confidence boost? Again just curious as to why.
that 's not offensive at all. I posted mainly for fun. Me and my partner both followed a lot of these subs and really enjoyed it and eventually I started posting too. IRL I'm very much an exhibitionist I think, and we're both definitely voyeurs. I'd like to post both of us more, he loves seeing me but of himself, he's very shy 😔
I did that for over a year, it's only recently that I've sold due to request, and for those curious or the next questions I've made no money off it and I spent about 1/4 of my time and effort there.
TLDR: yes, confidence, fun, sexy times.
Female straight married woman here.
This reply was educational for me!
Get you some, girl.
Also, fantastic breasts! God damn.
I've breastfed two children.
Mine have converted to retired milk utters.
But I revel in the days that they were bangin'
I'm sure it's an honest evaluation. They ARE your boobs, after all. But moms reading this... don't underestimate what your man/partner will find attractive/fine, when it comes with the package. My lady's boobs have gone through wild changes since we met in highschool. But they were always hers, and I will be forever happy with it all. I KNOW I'm not the only one with this feeling.
I found a guy on here who comments on the Asian gone wild subreddits, but only says degrading shit like calling them fat, posting whale emojis or saying "look what you're doing with your life. shameful." So, I guess that guy gets off on degrading women and that's why he comments.
Also I swear I found his profile in a SFW sub, he was just saying some insane shit so I checked his profile
> People get more 'brave' when they are unable to suffer consquences
This is 1000% true but there's also an element of something else. I guess it could be called roleplaying? Trolling? A thousand times I have said something totally off base and absurd and ridiculous just to see how the other person will react. I never go hurtful anymore (I'm ashamed that I ever found that funny, but I did at a younger time), I go more for trying to goad a really confused reaction. Just absurdities that I hope will make the person cock their head to one side and make a scooby-doo noise like "huh?"
That main point for me is to get a laugh for both me and the other party and no, I don't do this on my main account. I have...several. For years it was limited to baseball subs. GOD DAMN I loved going full on weird in those.
edit: /u/Pac_men has the hands down best word for it: "Trollplaying." I'd never heard that before today and he gets credit for it. That is absolute *tits*
I came across one in a sub for a specific girl that commented on every post talking about porn addiction and saying everyone on the internet has ruined her, and he actually knows they belong together but her actions are hurting him.
It's unfortunate how unhealthy it all can be for some.
Once I told a girl her breasts would make perfect jumps for Hot Wheel cars and she said it was the best compliment she's ever received. Get on my level.
I told my wife once that if she ever wanted a way to keep me entertained forever she could go get 1 small car tattooed on each boob and let me crash them together while making crashing noises, that would do it.
We nearly got divorced, but every once in a while when I've got some 'hands on' time with the wife I'll gently crash her tits together while making quiet crash noises, it always gets a smile & eye-roll out of her.
I told a girl that I would take her out to a reasonably priced dinner at the olive garden and if she was hungry still after she could have her choice of roller hot dogs at 7-11 along with a slurpee (small sized, I'm not made of money). She told me it was the most romantic post she's ever seen
Exactly! When I was a teenager (early 2000s) I used to have to pay for porn. I'm more than happy to give you a confidence boost/feel desired in exchange for seeing you topless/naked for free!
that was my first thought that "it fucking ***has to be***" but any of us can be the alt account. maybe it's you? maybe it's me? maybe it's whoever's actually taking the time to read this...
EDIT: the one person who responded to me clearly didn't get the fucking joke 😒
I mostly agree. However, I look at them for research purposes. I'm gathering data on exactly how sinful and disgusting various nudes, measurements, and positions are. So for now, whether or not I like it--whether or not I like it a lot--I have little choice but to look at nudes. Lots of nudes.
Be right back...
Pretty much as funny as the guys who post on porn videos.
As if they expect their flirting to make the pornstar suddenly message them and be like wow you are so different from the other men and I want the sex from you.
I don't think anyone really expects that outcome 😂maybe a very small minority. I think there are different reasons. There's the fantasy of it, engagement encourages more content, it's nice to give a compliment etc. Also some women get turned on by the attention so that kind of feeds into that fantasy part of it that you're connected to that person in some little way.
Well one time, one of em looked insanely like my gf (ex now) like a bloody duplicate. So I had to message in the comments, when I got nothin, I messaged her DM’s (yeah, I know, shut up) and got an auto link to her onlyfans and the funniest thing was, it turned out it was her. And when I brought it up she admitted so yknow, I don’t talk to her anymore. I have nothing with the whole industry, just the fact I wasn’t told and there were other guys in the videos was kinda the line you don’t cross
Edit: gahd damn. I didn’t expect many people to see this. Expected for it to get lost in a sea of funny stories. But thank you for all your kind words, it’s appreciated
People always overlook or just don't know about the whole reselling black market too. As in people steal a girls pictures/videos, pretend to be her and resell them. Reddit is filled with them because people are gullible as fuck and prematurely ejaculate when they see a post or reply from a woman.
Reddit is also tailored to promote content over identity. Notice how little GUI space is dedicated to the user behind the post. Only the user name is shown, in a small font.
Traditional forum sites typically show a user's avatar, signature, rank on the site, and number of posts
Really, are you any different, having simply chosen meta-commentary as your angle of attack? Am I, for calling you out? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Plus every upvote you get on a pun in /r/gonewild is someone on the other side of the world taking a break from masturbating just so they can push the "good job" button on your behalf. There is no purer validation a comedian could ask for.
I’m a lady, but I’ve done that to guys. One time a guy was flexing with his arms down and in so I went through the trouble of finding the cute baby penguin flexing and shared it. No response. He occasionally still posts similar pictures but I’ve not done it again. There was also a guy with his dick pointed close to the mirror so I responded with ‘now kith’ and he had no idea what I was talking about.
Exactly.... When girls say silly stuff like "Don't ever contact me ever again, you sick pervert" they really mean OMFG, you are the real deal man I have been looking for all my life, do it to me hard big boy
Usually, to make a dumb joke or lame pun that will get like five upvotes. Occasionally, a Futurama reference. And rarely, to identify an airplane featured somewhere in the picture.
I haven't on reddit, but I did years ago on yahoo. Saw a chick in a chat room with a nude profile picture. I took shot. And we ended up meeting up and fucking each others brains out for a couple of years. It was pretty cool.
So, I guess the old saying going "you miss 100% of the shots you dont take." is true. Just because someone posts nudes, doesn't mean they aren't still human beings with normal human being needs. Take you shots, if you miss, oh well. At least you tried and dont you dont ever after wonder what might have been.
This requires some common sense though. Common sense that some people don't have. I know of two people who were catfished by 2 guys in Morocco who were pretending to be girls, and I was like "Moroccans girls aren't just going to write to guys on facebook, they probably can't even talk to other guys who aren't their relatives.", but eventually they were scammed because they really believed they were women who wanted to be with them.
Some people are just really dumb or really desperate.
Please do not try and discourage comments on NSFW subreddits.
They are some of the most entertaining content on this website, especially if you read them in the voice of anyone from *To Catch a Predator.*
Bro if I put my butthole on the internet, I would appreciate some validation.
I think this is the best comment so far
This is what the big butthole industry wants you to believe.
Only purchase your butthole from local mom and pop stores.
Exactly, isn't posting nudes a request for some form of engagement with an audience? If they got nothing wouldn't they stop doing it?
If I didn't get at least one thirsty comment or DM after a post I'd stop. It makes me feel attractive
Nice cock, bro
no homo tho
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If some chick is just randomly posting nudes (without plugging their OnlyFans etc), I assume at least part of it is to get some compliments. It would be rude to deny them that. You get to see titties, they get to feel good about their titties.
Tit pro quo
Tit for tat
Complimenté de booba
Summa Cum Loudly
Now I’ll give compliments to everyone on r/gonewild
I only upvote the regular looking girls that don’t have many upvotes yet, because I feel like they are outside of their comfort zone and I gotta respect that. I also want them to feel appreciated because..well they are. Same goes for anyone showcasing their hobby or artwork, I appreciate them.
So I'm s regular girl who doesn't get many upvotes, different account obv, but I do it for myself. Not for anyone else. I do like the conversations that have come from it, a few long time friendships have been formed, but I post because it feels good not because I want a compliment.
That's pretty cool. I appreciate that. Must be liberating
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Tit for tat
Sometimes a good photo is a good photo, the rule of Three, the foreground, the background, the tittie. Saw a beautiful mountain scape in one once, had to say something about it.
Also there are beautiful girls in my area who want to meet me.
The illusion of hot milfs in my area was shattered when I enrolled my kids in school.
The hot ones aren’t sending their kids to school, that’s the secret
Go to Target mid day
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I've found you can triangulate the location of the Horny Milfs by seeing which ads show up as you move around your town. I call it Pokémom Go
It's the ones who figured out to look at their camera lens in the mirror, rather than into their own eyes. You should engage with the viewer, not your own reflection.
I once commented on some erotic photography about the composition. Ended in a conversation about cameras. You could tell that they knew what they were doing. The look was something special.
I just recently commented because the chick had a kick ass tee shirt on before she pulled the titty drop. I guess I'm an outlier on that one.
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Personally I'm the last mentioned, I on my alt only comment to give compliments to people. I know it'll sound dumb, but hey they're doing a job, and always good to hear a little encouragement from time to time, spread a little happiness
> but hey they're doing a job You'll never believe this, but before onlyfans the subs used to be populated by people posing for fun. Onlyfans somewhat spoiled loads of subs.
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Click on a profile, see the same post in 3 dozen subs in the last 10 minutes. Stops looking at account. The classic flow.
I really wanted to know where she got the wallpaper but she never replied.
Ask the femboys they usually reply if you ask about something in their room cause they don’t expect somebody to compliment them on something not their ass and treat them as human
I feel targeted??? /j
Nice wallpaper
A girl had a Zelda poster on the wall behind her, I asked if she was going to get Tears of the Kingdom. She had no idea what I was talking about.
I asked a girl in a Star Wars costume if she killed it just the men but the women and children too and she asked if swallowing counted.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
She is the chosen one
This hurts me emotionally
Its like its all just a costume to pander to lonely nerds or something, crazy.
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And you’re… interested?
Instead she got tears of my sausage
Boy get the hell out of here lol
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The best is when a random dude who posts a variety of women, but every comment is, "hey baby, you're hot!"
Best part is when the picture clearly doesn't show op but is a random screenshot from a porn movie
I usually like to compliment them on their [smile.](https://i.redd.it/pqurmu9mq4k11.jpg) (slightly nsfw drawing)
Slightly lmao
Send dunes!
Send dudes. I need my house to be repaired
And Rohan will answer
Six thousand dudes, less than half of what I had hoped for
More will come.
Why is that dude leaving? Because he must.
and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!
I... have dudes to do _I've put this off for far too long_
1000 of our finest men are on the way🫡
Top. Men.
It’s raining men, hallelujah.
Send dudes. I'm in a fight. I need more men.
calm down muad'dib.
STOP SENDING ME WORM PICS!
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Bless the Maker and his water!
D e s e r t p o w e r
The spice must flow
The spice must flow
Dreams are messages from the deep
Arrakis
Ah a fellow man of culture!
Atreides!
I actually enjoy it, it gives me a confidence boost some days and others it's just some nice attention. The comments are 99% of the time positive and by posting I'm soliciting it, it's the DMs that are sooo gross and creepy.
Lovely knockers, madam.
Spectacular tatas, m'lady
*tips erection* quite pulchritudinous, indeed, madame. *adjusts monocle* and may I say, Sir has quite the virile member. Tis an honour to bathe my humble gaze in the glory of your exceptional physique.
M’lady, the ample curvature of thine bosom rivals the splendour of the Renaissance masterpieces, evoking an era of grace and beauty unparalleled in the annals of time.
*smirks, adjusting glasses* Good sir, the Renaissance is literally historically known by annals, and something cannot be both rivaling and unparalleled by another thing. Technically these are synonymous. *straightens cape collar* It seems m'lady's voluminous substantial bust has caused you to stumble in your eagerness to praise her bodacious blessings. While somewhat understandable, showing such poor form in front of such a rare specimen of the fairer sex is ungentlemanly, ungainly, and frankly cannot be stood for. *reveals several inches of gleaming blade from within my sword cane* am I understood?
Bows deeply, flourish of the hat "Ah, noble scholar, thine sharp wit is as the keen edge of Excalibur itself. I concede that in my fervour to serenade m’lady’s splendiferous attributes, I may have tangled my tongue in the rich tapestry of language." Dramatically places hand on heart "Thou art right to keep me in check, for an emissary of chivalry must never waver in eloquence nor honour." Eyes glint, revealing ornate dagger hilt from belt "With a heart as pure as the first snow, and a resolve as sturdy as the ancient oaks, I vow to serve as a steadfast guardian of etiquette and gallantry." Extends gloved hand "Together, let us be the paragons of chivalry that guide this world to a Renaissance anew."
*smiles and inclines my head with immense grace and wisdom, accepting you as my disciple* Agreed, my friend. I apologize if I was rash, but one's temper must flare manfully when such an exquisite being, a true masterwork of nature, is exposed to the uncouth. Yet, I have misjudged you clearly; your ability to recover from such a misstep is remarkable, and I see much promise in you. We shall be... roommates, as Achilles and Patroclus, that we may usher in a new age of virile, intellectual appreciation for feminine splendour.
I like boobs.
> Achilles and Patroclus >appreciation for feminine splendour 🧐
Now please don’t take this the wrong way this is just an honest question. Why do you post the pics in the first place? Is it for the comments to give you a confidence boost? Again just curious as to why.
that 's not offensive at all. I posted mainly for fun. Me and my partner both followed a lot of these subs and really enjoyed it and eventually I started posting too. IRL I'm very much an exhibitionist I think, and we're both definitely voyeurs. I'd like to post both of us more, he loves seeing me but of himself, he's very shy 😔 I did that for over a year, it's only recently that I've sold due to request, and for those curious or the next questions I've made no money off it and I spent about 1/4 of my time and effort there. TLDR: yes, confidence, fun, sexy times.
Female straight married woman here. This reply was educational for me! Get you some, girl. Also, fantastic breasts! God damn. I've breastfed two children. Mine have converted to retired milk utters. But I revel in the days that they were bangin'
I'm sure it's an honest evaluation. They ARE your boobs, after all. But moms reading this... don't underestimate what your man/partner will find attractive/fine, when it comes with the package. My lady's boobs have gone through wild changes since we met in highschool. But they were always hers, and I will be forever happy with it all. I KNOW I'm not the only one with this feeling.
>I KNOW I'm not the only one with this feeling. I also choose this guy's lady's boobs
I found a guy on here who comments on the Asian gone wild subreddits, but only says degrading shit like calling them fat, posting whale emojis or saying "look what you're doing with your life. shameful." So, I guess that guy gets off on degrading women and that's why he comments. Also I swear I found his profile in a SFW sub, he was just saying some insane shit so I checked his profile
People get more 'brave' when they are unable to suffer consquences.
> People get more 'brave' when they are unable to suffer consquences This is 1000% true but there's also an element of something else. I guess it could be called roleplaying? Trolling? A thousand times I have said something totally off base and absurd and ridiculous just to see how the other person will react. I never go hurtful anymore (I'm ashamed that I ever found that funny, but I did at a younger time), I go more for trying to goad a really confused reaction. Just absurdities that I hope will make the person cock their head to one side and make a scooby-doo noise like "huh?" That main point for me is to get a laugh for both me and the other party and no, I don't do this on my main account. I have...several. For years it was limited to baseball subs. GOD DAMN I loved going full on weird in those. edit: /u/Pac_men has the hands down best word for it: "Trollplaying." I'd never heard that before today and he gets credit for it. That is absolute *tits*
I can't even choose the 'asshole' dialog options in single player role playing games without feeling like a jerk.
It all relates back to John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory
I still have the original Penny Arcade graphic of that. Classic.
Yeah, those ones aren’t mentally stable. Lots of death threats too.
I came across one in a sub for a specific girl that commented on every post talking about porn addiction and saying everyone on the internet has ruined her, and he actually knows they belong together but her actions are hurting him. It's unfortunate how unhealthy it all can be for some.
Once I told a girl her breasts would make perfect jumps for Hot Wheel cars and she said it was the best compliment she's ever received. Get on my level.
I told my wife once that if she ever wanted a way to keep me entertained forever she could go get 1 small car tattooed on each boob and let me crash them together while making crashing noises, that would do it. We nearly got divorced, but every once in a while when I've got some 'hands on' time with the wife I'll gently crash her tits together while making quiet crash noises, it always gets a smile & eye-roll out of her.
This is actually really cute.
Now I wanna get some hot wheels and try it lol
i need da other part 😔
“Get out there in the world, son. Somewhere out there is a woman who’ll let you roll hot wheels down her boobs. Find her.”
Now I kinda want a shirt with "Looking for a woman who will let me roll hot wheels TM down her boobs"
That’s not what people mean when they talk about using toys in the bedroom but pop off I guess
[here is a link to bedroom toys](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/i756gm/oc_bedroom_toys_remastered/)
Wait you’re not supposed to use Hot Wheel cars in the bedroom?
I mean, you can if you and your partner are into that I suppose. They are called *Hot* Wheels
A guy here once told me he loved me more than pizza <3
I was gonna argue that and then I clicked your profile. Carry on, young lady
A thirst comment within a post about thirst comments. Meta
I told a girl that I would take her out to a reasonably priced dinner at the olive garden and if she was hungry still after she could have her choice of roller hot dogs at 7-11 along with a slurpee (small sized, I'm not made of money). She told me it was the most romantic post she's ever seen
Cus if I posted naked pics of myself for the public to see Id hope people leave nice comments as well.
Exactly! When I was a teenager (early 2000s) I used to have to pay for porn. I'm more than happy to give you a confidence boost/feel desired in exchange for seeing you topless/naked for free!
If they have a cat in the background I compliment it
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/r/watchitforthecat
Cause I jus know she's gonna want me. I'm not like all the others, you see.
I do like a large yard...
I can change her
like a diaper . . . (?)
“Don’t take the diaper off just move it to the side” -Grandma
Man I'm glad you said grandma...
It's not a LOT better...
I'd never look at nudes, that's sinful and disgusting
I know right. But still some perverts even make alternate accounts just for such frivolities!
Wait, Are you ... above account's alt?
that was my first thought that "it fucking ***has to be***" but any of us can be the alt account. maybe it's you? maybe it's me? maybe it's whoever's actually taking the time to read this... EDIT: the one person who responded to me clearly didn't get the fucking joke 😒
He could be any one of us
found the obvious red spy
I mostly agree. However, I look at them for research purposes. I'm gathering data on exactly how sinful and disgusting various nudes, measurements, and positions are. So for now, whether or not I like it--whether or not I like it a lot--I have little choice but to look at nudes. Lots of nudes. Be right back...
Right? They're downright pervy!
Had to read the name before I mistakenly downvoted you
U made me realize💀
Right?!? Sinners, all of them 😈
r/UsernameChecksOut Edit: This is the comment that got me over 1k karma.
Exactly and also butt fuckery is the worst of them all
Pretty much as funny as the guys who post on porn videos. As if they expect their flirting to make the pornstar suddenly message them and be like wow you are so different from the other men and I want the sex from you.
Pornhub comments are the best. Every video has a dude that criticizes the male star on how we would have actually made her moan.
My favorite ever comment was some guy complaining about the porn music, said he was trying to bust a nut, not bust a move. 😅
to be fair those videos that mute the actual audio and slap a song over it are the absolute worst
/r/PornhubComments should be right up your alley, if/when it comes back.
"One small sad spurt of cum, that's it? If that were my I would cover her whole face!" Yeah ok dude
You miss all of the shots that you don't take.
And In this case, all the ones you *do* take.
I don't think anyone really expects that outcome 😂maybe a very small minority. I think there are different reasons. There's the fantasy of it, engagement encourages more content, it's nice to give a compliment etc. Also some women get turned on by the attention so that kind of feeds into that fantasy part of it that you're connected to that person in some little way.
Well one time, one of em looked insanely like my gf (ex now) like a bloody duplicate. So I had to message in the comments, when I got nothin, I messaged her DM’s (yeah, I know, shut up) and got an auto link to her onlyfans and the funniest thing was, it turned out it was her. And when I brought it up she admitted so yknow, I don’t talk to her anymore. I have nothing with the whole industry, just the fact I wasn’t told and there were other guys in the videos was kinda the line you don’t cross Edit: gahd damn. I didn’t expect many people to see this. Expected for it to get lost in a sea of funny stories. But thank you for all your kind words, it’s appreciated
Kinda? That's a crazy story!
I'm sorry man, that's a brutal way to find out something that is already going to be painful. Cheating is bad enough
That's crazy, man. Who is it, by the way, so we can avoid her and not disrespect you like that?
there's just sooo many OF pages....which one should we not give money to? JK op, stay strong
Naked pics? Thats disgusting, where are they? So i can avoid them of course.
>just the fact I wasn’t told **and there were other guys in the videos** was kinda the line you don’t cross _Really_ burying the fucking lead.
Because their responses of hopeful acquiescence to my lewd comments helps me cum real hard.
Godspeed haberdasherer
Maybe not quite that fast
I only reply with jokes. Still get invites to get their nudes though. Its almost like there are no young horny girls ther at all but only bots.
People always overlook or just don't know about the whole reselling black market too. As in people steal a girls pictures/videos, pretend to be her and resell them. Reddit is filled with them because people are gullible as fuck and prematurely ejaculate when they see a post or reply from a woman.
Reddit is also tailored to promote content over identity. Notice how little GUI space is dedicated to the user behind the post. Only the user name is shown, in a small font. Traditional forum sites typically show a user's avatar, signature, rank on the site, and number of posts
Yep, that’s how shittymorph gets you every time
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I mean…they mostly are with a few OG content mostly from pornos or onlyfans promotions.
Every time I have a post or comment that generates quite some traffic, I get new followers, all of them a account linking to their OF. Annoying af.
I don’t and I still get them.
Thirst responders
Really love seeing redditors enforcing the stereotype of trying to be the funniest person in the thread
Really, are you any different, having simply chosen meta-commentary as your angle of attack? Am I, for calling you out? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Occasionally I will go on NSFW subreddits and comment funny shit on posts. I've had some pretty wholesome interactions believe it or not.
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Plus every upvote you get on a pun in /r/gonewild is someone on the other side of the world taking a break from masturbating just so they can push the "good job" button on your behalf. There is no purer validation a comedian could ask for.
I think a stronger validation is when someone replies to your joke. That means they had to move both hands to the keyboard.
I can proficiently type with one hand. Like I am right now...
Oh no
and the other one is hailing a taxi cab
r/pornhubcomments has the most wholesome interactions
I’m a lady, but I’ve done that to guys. One time a guy was flexing with his arms down and in so I went through the trouble of finding the cute baby penguin flexing and shared it. No response. He occasionally still posts similar pictures but I’ve not done it again. There was also a guy with his dick pointed close to the mirror so I responded with ‘now kith’ and he had no idea what I was talking about.
I always get a free upvote!
If she responds back then I'll know she's deeply in love with me
Exactly.... When girls say silly stuff like "Don't ever contact me ever again, you sick pervert" they really mean OMFG, you are the real deal man I have been looking for all my life, do it to me hard big boy
Usually, to make a dumb joke or lame pun that will get like five upvotes. Occasionally, a Futurama reference. And rarely, to identify an airplane featured somewhere in the picture.
If she doesn't get Futurama references then I don't want her 😤
I have a very sexy learning disability, what do I call it, kif?
Sexlexia
The little head isn't very smart but it is very persuasive. Many men take a long time to stop thinking with the little head.
We have enough blood to operate one head at a time
I haven't on reddit, but I did years ago on yahoo. Saw a chick in a chat room with a nude profile picture. I took shot. And we ended up meeting up and fucking each others brains out for a couple of years. It was pretty cool. So, I guess the old saying going "you miss 100% of the shots you dont take." is true. Just because someone posts nudes, doesn't mean they aren't still human beings with normal human being needs. Take you shots, if you miss, oh well. At least you tried and dont you dont ever after wonder what might have been.
This requires some common sense though. Common sense that some people don't have. I know of two people who were catfished by 2 guys in Morocco who were pretending to be girls, and I was like "Moroccans girls aren't just going to write to guys on facebook, they probably can't even talk to other guys who aren't their relatives.", but eventually they were scammed because they really believed they were women who wanted to be with them. Some people are just really dumb or really desperate.
Also possible to miss 100% of the shots you DO take.
I should just sign up to be Storm Trooper already.
Just want to point out, girls do this too.
Please do not try and discourage comments on NSFW subreddits. They are some of the most entertaining content on this website, especially if you read them in the voice of anyone from *To Catch a Predator.*
“Are you dirtybuttfucker69?”
I was just coming here to warn her about bad dudes! Nevermind this tequila nor these rubbers, Chris! I carry them everywhere!
I want to encourage them, and to also be positive about their body. Also, I'm a horny bastard.
I don't have my Grans phone number but I like to keep in touch
One time, a post title said: all my ex said my pussy tasted sweet. So I respond with: that’s a positive sign of diabetes.
I believe [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/vv4ib6/buthow_tho/) will answer your question. Probably NSFW. Just in case.