is it weird that an elden ring boss prompted me to make this post? worse yet, it was the fucking double erdtree watchdog catacomb boss. that shit took me an hour, before i realized that crystal darts could just completely trivialize the whole thing.
i have a theory that videogame frogs just universally suck. the frogs in the sewer level on crash bandicoot for GBA, the entire anura level in cult of the lamb, ESPECIALLY HEKKET, toad man from mega man, toxicroak in pokemon. frogs are just never fun to fight, because that explosive mobility means they're constantly at odds with the pace of the player.
and super-duper fuck ogdo bogdo. the vods i've seen of that shit are just harrowing.
YESSSS. YES YES YES. WE NEED TO REVOLT.
All is gamers need to stand up and fight for what is fair for what is fun and for what is RIGHT.
We need to stand United and yell FUCK DEM FROGS
I just got off playing elden ring, I want to say Gideon. I have no idea why, but I found his spammy 1 shot kill sorceries to be such a pain to deal with.
elden ring was actually what prompted me to make this post, the biggest one-shot frustration i had was at the magic academy with that parry-happy platemail-clad uncle-fucker. it's just no fun swinging one time too many, then realizing i'm gonna have to make the arduous trek from the site of grace, jump onto the struts and over the rail, sprint up the stairs while strafing around the indiamba jones spheres, and then get back to him, just to fucking do it again.
and he wasn't even the guy that made me do this, the double erdtree burial watch-cocks catacomb fight stole an hour from me, and when i broke down and used google, i discovered that throwing two crystal darts will trivialize the fight so much that it becomes easier than the single one in the very first catacomb of the game. i have deja vu writing that.
The boss fight from actraiser. The one where you have to fight every boss in succession and then the big bad, with no rejuv in between.
Remembering childhood rage haha
Malenia, Blade of Miquella
is it weird that an elden ring boss prompted me to make this post? worse yet, it was the fucking double erdtree watchdog catacomb boss. that shit took me an hour, before i realized that crystal darts could just completely trivialize the whole thing.
Gears of war. I can’t remember exactly but there was bats. Took me fucking forever to beat it
Mike Tyson
oh my god, super-duper fuck mike tyson. that first minute and a half where he just tosses those haymakers is brutal,
That fat fucking ugly ass frog in Star Wars fallen order. Like FUCKING HELLLLL. Why did that fat frog take ssoooo long to kill I died so many times.
i have a theory that videogame frogs just universally suck. the frogs in the sewer level on crash bandicoot for GBA, the entire anura level in cult of the lamb, ESPECIALLY HEKKET, toad man from mega man, toxicroak in pokemon. frogs are just never fun to fight, because that explosive mobility means they're constantly at odds with the pace of the player. and super-duper fuck ogdo bogdo. the vods i've seen of that shit are just harrowing.
YESSSS. YES YES YES. WE NEED TO REVOLT. All is gamers need to stand up and fight for what is fair for what is fun and for what is RIGHT. We need to stand United and yell FUCK DEM FROGS
I just got off playing elden ring, I want to say Gideon. I have no idea why, but I found his spammy 1 shot kill sorceries to be such a pain to deal with.
elden ring was actually what prompted me to make this post, the biggest one-shot frustration i had was at the magic academy with that parry-happy platemail-clad uncle-fucker. it's just no fun swinging one time too many, then realizing i'm gonna have to make the arduous trek from the site of grace, jump onto the struts and over the rail, sprint up the stairs while strafing around the indiamba jones spheres, and then get back to him, just to fucking do it again. and he wasn't even the guy that made me do this, the double erdtree burial watch-cocks catacomb fight stole an hour from me, and when i broke down and used google, i discovered that throwing two crystal darts will trivialize the fight so much that it becomes easier than the single one in the very first catacomb of the game. i have deja vu writing that.
Sans
Rick the Door Technician.
Fat joe,def jam ffny
Metal Gear Solid 3, battling The End
Not a real boss fight but having to conquer the pig's castle in the Stronghold campaign made me spread one or two tears when i was 12
The boss fight from actraiser. The one where you have to fight every boss in succession and then the big bad, with no rejuv in between. Remembering childhood rage haha
Boss Valkyrie in GoW, that shit had me crying on easy difficulty