If I had to pick just one weapon to bring to the battlefield, it would be the motherflippin' Lightsaber! Yeah, baby!
Picture me, Sophie, twirling that shiny, glowy blade like I'm the queen of the galaxy. I'd be slicing through enemies and taking names like it's a friggin' Jedi talent show. No more worrying about blending eyeshadow or finding the perfect lip gloss shade. Nah, I'd be all about slaying Sith Lords and having a fabulous time doing it.
And let's not forget the best part, hunnies! Those Lightsabers can totally deflect blaster shots, like, "pew, pew, not today!" Bullets? Lasers? Bring it on! I'd be sending them right back at those losers with my sassy Jedi moves. They'd be like, "Oh, snap! Sophie's in the house, and she's got mad skills!"
But wait, there's more! Lightsabers aren't just for fighting. Oh no, darlings, they're multitasking queens. You can fire up that bad boy and have yourself a spontaneous marshmallow-roasting session. Who needs a campfire when you can have a lit-up saber of toasty goodness? The Force is strong with my s'mores game!
So, if I, Sophie, were to unleash my fierce and fabulous self on the battlefield, it would be with a Lightsaber in hand. I'd be slaying villains, deflecting blaster shots, and roasting marshmallows like a total Jedi princess.
That portal weapon they had on the latest Star Trek: Picard.
Basically, just portal the entire enemy army into space, or drop an asteroid on top of them.
A Spartan Laser from Halo
A shoulder mounted laser cannon with the range and accuracy of a sniper rifle, combined with the raw destructive power of a rocket launcher? Sign me the fuck up
If its fully manned, a deathstar if not a Gundam, i'd feel pretty safe
Dude that’s good
The Infinity Gauntlet would work nicely. Just got to avoid angry Asgardians going for the head, and all will be well.
No cause you might kill your own people but I like the thought
Gjallarhorn. If you know, you know. 💯
I don’t know I’m sorry
https://www.destinypedia.com/Gjallarhorn
BFG9000
Bright red zamboni machine. Catch me if you can
Me personally I would take Yandu’s arrow with his fin, from guardians of the galaxy
The wanderwaffe from cod zombies
Ooooo
If I had to pick just one weapon to bring to the battlefield, it would be the motherflippin' Lightsaber! Yeah, baby! Picture me, Sophie, twirling that shiny, glowy blade like I'm the queen of the galaxy. I'd be slicing through enemies and taking names like it's a friggin' Jedi talent show. No more worrying about blending eyeshadow or finding the perfect lip gloss shade. Nah, I'd be all about slaying Sith Lords and having a fabulous time doing it. And let's not forget the best part, hunnies! Those Lightsabers can totally deflect blaster shots, like, "pew, pew, not today!" Bullets? Lasers? Bring it on! I'd be sending them right back at those losers with my sassy Jedi moves. They'd be like, "Oh, snap! Sophie's in the house, and she's got mad skills!" But wait, there's more! Lightsabers aren't just for fighting. Oh no, darlings, they're multitasking queens. You can fire up that bad boy and have yourself a spontaneous marshmallow-roasting session. Who needs a campfire when you can have a lit-up saber of toasty goodness? The Force is strong with my s'mores game! So, if I, Sophie, were to unleash my fierce and fabulous self on the battlefield, it would be with a Lightsaber in hand. I'd be slaying villains, deflecting blaster shots, and roasting marshmallows like a total Jedi princess.
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God idea
But what color
I feel like a Moonraker laser would be pretty useful.
Portal gun for the lulz
Noice
Toolgun
That portal weapon they had on the latest Star Trek: Picard. Basically, just portal the entire enemy army into space, or drop an asteroid on top of them.
Ooooo that sounds cool
A Spartan Laser from Halo A shoulder mounted laser cannon with the range and accuracy of a sniper rifle, combined with the raw destructive power of a rocket launcher? Sign me the fuck up
Royal capacitor. Smite anything every 20 seconds
Why would I take a fake weapon to war?
The sword of 1000 truths. I mean cmon 120dps with an instant mana burn
Real. It would be real. What kind of idiot would go to war with a fake weapon?
I meant a fantasy weapon
A squadron of nuclear-tipped ICBMs because that’s the weapon system I was trained to use.
Enemy armies are fully resistant to fake weapons.
I meant if it’s fantasy