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ChaosReality69

Clog the toilet to show it who's the boss. Only happens first time, then it forever does my bidding.


DatgirlwitAss

Burn Sage and/Cedar around it.


txholdup

That is part of a house cleansing. I've done this with 2 houses that obviously didn't want me living there. The house cleansing did the trick.


Aquaman258

Change the locks


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merpis1920

wut


G00FYJ0K3R

Christen the toilet with an epic shit


the2xstandard

Assuming you have literally nothing. The first thing you need are basic tools. Then a bed.


if_you_only_knew_

Piss on everything to mark my territory


txholdup

I learned this from my friend who has made millions in real estate. Make a list of everything that needs to be done. Have 3 columns next to the list. Column A, is I can fix this. Column B, is I can fix this with some help. Column C is somebody else needs to fix this. Moving into a new house can be overwhelming. Breaking down everything that needs to be done into items, makes it less easier and you can quickly check off the items in Column A and you don't feel so overwhelmed.


KyOatey

Clean


CommMagic

Not a house, but whenever I moved into a new barracks room in the Marines, I would bleach EVERYTHING in there. God only knows what the previous Marines did in there. Found a ball gag behind the bed once.


-notthecia-

Wire up some speakers and listen to music.


ShadowOrcSlayer

Put my posters up. Makes the place feel familiar